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Chapter 30 Believe it or not I will hit your father
When enemies meet, they are extremely jealous!
Xu Tianlong looked at Fan Jian, struggled to sit up, his eyes seemed to shoot out raging fire, and roared angrily: "Good sir!"

Fan Jian nodded solemnly: "My uncle should be fine."

Immediately he said with concern: "Master Long, don't be so excited, it will be bad if you move your tires."

It’s okay if you don’t say this, but when Xu Tianlong said it, he trembled with anger: "You fucking shut up, what did you do to me, how could I... how could I be like this?!"

"Obviously you're pregnant!" Fan Jian widened his eyes, looking innocent.

When Xu Tianlong heard this, he almost vomited blood. It's up to you to say, I'm not a fool, so I naturally know that I'm pregnant now. What I want to know is how can a man like me suddenly become pregnant.

The doctor at the side heard that Fan Jian in front of him had impregnated Xu Tianlong, so he rushed to Fan Jian at lightning speed and looked at Fan Jian excitedly, as if Fan Jian in front of him was a rare Like Zhenbao, he said in a trembling voice: "Little brother, how did you manage to make a big man pregnant!"

He has done a comprehensive examination of Xu Tianlong. He is a real man both physically and psychologically. He really wants to find out how Xu Tianlong got pregnant, but the latter doesn't cooperate with him at all. The owner of Xu Tianlong's pregnancy appeared, so he naturally wanted to ask clearly.

Fan Jian said: "I said I don't know if you believe me?"

"You do not know?"

The doctor frowned suddenly, with an anxious look on his face: "You don't know what to do, this is a medical miracle that can shock the world, otherwise, what you did to him before, do it again in front of me ?”

"For you?" Fan Jian asked.

"No, I'm a doctor and a researcher. Naturally I can't get pregnant. I can't study myself." The doctor refused, and then looked at the yellow hair beside him, and said, "You do it to him!"

Huangmao: ...

"What the hell are you talking about, you want to die, don't you?" Huang Mao said with bulging veins on his forehead.

"Little brother, don't be so excited. This is scientific research. This matter is sacred. If you succeed, you will be a hero in the world!" The doctor tried to persuade Huang Mao.

The hero of the whole world is probably the laughing stock of the whole world!
"Hero MB, I'm a big man pregnant, what's the difference with a cock laying eggs, do you think I'm a fool?" Huang Mao blurted out directly.

As soon as this remark came out, he realized that it was not good. Master Long was still in the room. Didn't he even scold Master Long for what he said?
Carefully looking at Xu Tianlong at the side, he saw the latter looking at him with an ugly face, and he was so frightened that he quickly explained: "Master Long, I didn't call you stupid, but..."

"You don't need to explain, just drag him down and beat him to death!" Xu Tianlong said coldly.

"Okay, Master Long!"

Huang Mao responded, grabbed the doctor's back collar and dragged him away. The doctor refused to give up after being dragged away, and still shouted loudly: "Even if you want to kill me, can you agree to my request and let me See how he got you pregnant!"

As soon as these words came out, the doctor was dragged out even faster!

Soon, only Fan Jian and Xu Tianlong were left in the room.

After all, Xu Tianlong is also the boss of the dominant side. Although he was a little impulsive and angry when he saw Fan Jian just now, he has calmed down now. Planting the aura of a superior person, this is the aura he has cultivated after being a boss for so many years, which will bring strong psychological pressure to his subordinates. As long as there are ghosts in his heart or his aura is not as good as his own, he will soon kneel down and beg for mercy.

This trick works well for ordinary people, but it doesn't work for Fan Jian at all, Xu Tianlong has broken his skills with just one sentence!

I saw Fan Jian staring at Xu Tianlong curiously and said: "Master Long, why are you looking at me with such eyes? You don't fall in love with me because you are pregnant with my child, do you? Let me explain in advance , I will not be responsible to you!"

Xu Tianlong: ...

"Congratulations on getting 10 cheap gas points!"

"It's enough for you, who the hell needs you to be responsible!"

Xu Tianlong roared angrily, he is Xu Tianlong, the boss of H City, how many people need to see their own face is appropriate, and need you, a brat, to be responsible for themselves?

"That's fine, but let me tell you that being a single mother is not easy, you have to be mentally prepared!" Fan Jian kindly reminded.

"You don't need to tell me, I will raise him myself!"

Boom!

At this moment, the door slammed, and I saw Huang Mao standing there in a daze, his face full of disbelief, what the hell, Master Long is going to give birth to a child?

"Master Long, you..."

"Bah, paralyzed, I was almost taken into the ditch by you bastard, I don't care what supernatural powers you have, quickly get rid of the child in my belly, as long as I return to normal, I will never blame you for what you did , or else don’t blame me for being rude to you!” Xu Tianlong threatened Fan Jian with gloomy eyes.

Fan Jian pouted and said, "If you are rude to me, believe it or not, I will beat your father?"

When Xu Tianlong heard this, a sarcasm appeared on his face. His father has been dead for almost ten years, and now there are only bones left. If he still beats his father, where can he beat him?

Said mockingly: "I really don't believe it, if you have the ability, go beat my father!"

Fan Jian nodded: "This is what you said, don't regret it!"

Xu Tianlong pouted with disdain, and made a gesture of invitation to Fan Jian.

Fan Jian stretched out his hand, slapped his face lightly twice, and said, "I'm done!"

Huang Mao stared blankly at this scene, then pointed at Fan Jian and scolded loudly, "Haha, are you a scumbag, you said you wanted to hit Longye's father, but you slapped yourself twice..."

As a result, just halfway through saying this, he realized that he was wrong again. He said he wanted to beat the father of the dragon master, but he beat himself. Isn't this saying that he is the father of the dragon master in disguise?

What a fucking bitch, at this moment, he still doesn't forget to take advantage of Master Long!

"Congratulations on getting 30 cheap gas points!"

Xu Tianlong's face was so gloomy that water dripped out, he gritted his teeth and said, "Boy, don't f*ck play with me in this kind of pediatric stuff, I'm not interested in playing house with you here, just say a word Get rid of the child in my belly!"

"If you want to get rid of the child, no problem!" Fan Jian readily agreed.

Ok?
Xu Tianlong was taken aback, so happy?Impossible?

Xu Tianlong looked at Fan Jian suspiciously, and as expected, he heard Fan Jian continue to say: "But you have to promise me one condition!"

(End of this chapter)