history's cheapest

Chapter 31
"What conditions?"

Fan Jian put one hand on his hip, pointed at the other party, and looked up at the sky: "The condition is very simple, I think you are very good, be my son!"

Huangmao: ...

Cold sweat poured down from your head, big brother, you get points for being cheap, right?

Do you fucking know who you're talking to?
This is Master Long who stomps his feet and shakes City H. If you ask him to be your son, a boy who has no hair yet, you may be an old birthday star who eats arsenic and thinks his life is too long!
Sure enough, Xu Tianlong's face was so gloomy that dripping water instantly, his eyes were stern, and he said word by word: "Boy, you are very courageous. I, Xu Tianlong, have been in H City for more than ten years, and no one has ever dared Say this kind of thing to me, just say it, you can never walk out of the room alive!"

"Although I won't be responsible to you, do you want our child to be born without a father?" Fan Jian looked heartbroken. .

System: Congratulations on getting ten cheap gas points!
The veins on Xu Tianlong's face kept throbbing: "Huang Mao, kill him!"

"Brother Huang Mao, are you sure?" Fan Jian turned his head and looked at Huang Mao with a half-smile.

Huang Mao looked at Fan Jian, couldn't help shivering, confirmed his eyes, he was someone he couldn't afford to offend, didn't he see that Xu Tianlong was still lying on the hospital bed with a big belly?

If I fight this bitch now, I will be the next person lying on the bed with a big belly.

"Master Long, you can't be impulsive, you..." Huang Mao pointed to his stomach, "I still need his help to solve it."

Xu Tianlong felt that what Huang Mao said made sense, took a deep breath, and suppressed the anger in his heart: "Boy, I will give you one last chance, do you want to take the child out of my stomach?"

Fan Jian said: "I said, as long as you are my son, I will help you."

"Wishful thinking, do you really think that I can't do anything with the child in my belly? I will have an abortion at worst, and you, I will let your body appear in every corner of the city early in the morning tomorrow!" Xu Tianlong shouted angrily.

Fan Jian said calmly: "You don't dare to have an abortion, even if you do a good job of keeping it secret, there is no impenetrable wall in this world. Think about it, the dignified Lord Long has actually performed an abortion. Get out, tsk tsk!"

Xu Tianlong's complexion was a bit ugly, and the matter was indeed as Fan Jian said, if he could perform abortion surgery, then he didn't need to spend a lot of time to find Fan Jian!
"It's absolutely impossible for me to be your son. Change another condition." Xu Tianlong chose to compromise.

Fan Jian was waiting for this sentence, and said, "Since you don't want to be my son, then be my little brother."

Huangmao: ...

Although being a younger brother is much higher than being a son, but with Master Long's status and age, it is obviously unrealistic for him to be a younger brother to Fan Jian, a high school student who has no hair yet!
"Impossible!" Xu Tianlong refused without thinking.

"Anyway, I have these two conditions, either to be my son or my younger brother, if you don't agree, you can wait to give birth to the child!"

Xu Tianlong showed a hesitant expression on his face, being a younger brother, being a son, what a joke, he is a majestic Xu Tianlong, how many people will act according to his own face, and let himself be his younger brother. Damn, who would take himself seriously?
Fan Jian didn't speak, and found a chair to sit beside Xu Tianlong with a look of indifference, showing that he was sure of Xu Tianlong!

Time goes by minute by minute!
5 minutes!
10 minutes!
……

The room was extremely quiet, and Huang Mao didn't dare to say a word, for fear of affecting Xu Tianlong's decision.

cough cough.

At this time, Fan Jian suddenly coughed twice, breaking the silence, and then suddenly reached out to touch Xu Tianlong's stomach.

The sudden action startled Xu Tianlong, and he exclaimed: "What do you want to do?"

Fan Jian glared at Xu Tianlong, and said dissatisfied: "What are you doing so loudly, what if you scare the baby?"

"Do you think the baby in your belly is a boy or a girl, what should we name them?" Fan Jian asked gently.

hiss~!

Huang Mao saw this scene from the side, and immediately shuddered, with goosebumps all over the floor, feeling that Fan Jian's expression at this moment was really cheap!
Congratulations on getting 5 points of baseness!
As an outsider, I feel goosebumps all over the floor, let alone Xu Tianlong, the person involved.

Xu Tianlong was able to climb to this position because he also climbed out of the mountain of corpses and the sea of ​​blood. He passed by the God of Death countless times, but he had never been afraid before, but at this time today he was really scared, trembling Said: "Don't talk about it, I, Xu Tianlong, recognize it. From today on, you are my big brother!"

As soon as these words came out, a system notification suddenly sounded in his mind, congratulations on completing the sub-quest to conquer Xu Tianlong, and gain [-] points of cheapness!

Huang Mao watched from the side that Xu Tianlong actually surrendered. Although he was a little surprised, it was reasonable. If it was him, he would probably make the same choice as Xu Tianlong.

"Is that agreed?" Fan Jian looked disappointed.

"I thought you could be tough to the end? Otherwise, let's have a discussion about how you would give birth to this child. I just want to see where a man's child comes from!"

System: Gain 10 base points!
Huang Mao and Xu Tianlong: ...

They suddenly felt that it's not easy for this guy to live so big, it's so cheap!
"Stop talking nonsense, since I have promised you, you should fulfill the promise now, what about my stomach?" Xu Tianlong questioned Fan Jian.

"Ok?"

Fan Jian frowned, and opened his mouth and said: "You are my little brother now, is this the way you speak to your elder brother?"

Xu Tianlong was used to being a big boss, but now he suddenly changed his identity. He hadn't adapted to being a younger brother for a while, and felt a little awkward, but when he thought that he still had a child in his stomach, he could only choose to give in, and said with a little respect: " Boss, what do you think of the child in my belly?"

Fan Jian was very happy in his heart, hehe, no matter how awesome Xu Tianlong is, he still has to call himself the boss now, and he said coquettishly: "It's not too bad. For the sake of your sincerity, the eldest brother will help you." !"

"You lie on the bed now and don't move!"

Xu Tianlong nodded, lying obediently on the bed!

Huang Mao looked at Fan Jian curiously. He just glared at Master Long before and made Master Long pregnant. So what should he do if he wants to end the pregnancy?
Or stare?
Fan Jian asked: "Are you ready?"

"Ready!" Xu Tianlong replied.

"Then here I come!"

After Fan Jian said something, he moved instantly, but when Huang Mao saw the method Fan Jian used, he became smected instantly...

(End of this chapter)