history's cheapest

Chapter 29 Arrogant walking posture

Fan Jian put his hands on his hips, his legs were wide apart, and he was walking in a figure-of-sight step, swaying like a penguin, with his mouth crooked, showing a half-smile expression, which seemed to be yin-yang!
Although this way of walking looks weird, but the effect is very good, I saw the system prompt sounded in his mind constantly: "Congratulations on getting 2 points of cheapness!"

"Congratulations on getting 1 cheap gas points!"

"Congratulations on getting 5 cheap gas points!"

……

Every time I take a step, I can think of a series of notification sounds in my mind. It is obvious that these low energy values ​​​​are all from the passers-by around me!
The system nodded in satisfaction, "That's right, that's right, the way you walk is cheap and special enough, I'll say you're the most talented slut on this planet, I'm definitely not mistaken, only this kind of slut The pace of the wind is worthy of my greatest system in history!"

Fan Jian: ...

This gait is cheap enough, but he is very comfortable and frightened now, if he walks like this, won't he be beaten to death?
The system said solemnly: "I have decided, this walking style is your exclusive pace, and you must walk this pace in the future, otherwise you will be punished by this system!"

Fan Jian wanted to cry, but he didn't have any tears. Damn, he wants to hit him head-on to death now. This is like digging a hole to bury himself.

Fan Jian has been talking with the system in his mind, but he didn't see that Huang Mao had stopped to look at him, and when he bumped into Huang Mao, he couldn't help but exclaimed: "I'm going, Huang Mao brother, what are you doing?" Don't go, keep going?"

go your sister!

Brother Huang Mao wants to scold your mother, why can't you see how the people around you look at you?
"Boy, let's discuss it, can we not walk like this?" Huang Mao whispered.

After all, Xu Tianlong is a black and white boss in H City. I don’t know how many people are staring at his position, looking for opportunities to replace him, so the news of his hospitalization is only spread in a small area. The disease she has is pregnancy, and the less people know about it, the better, so Huang Mao wants to keep a low profile in everything, and doesn't want to attract anyone's attention.

"No!" Fan Jian said very simply.

Huangmao: ...

After finally taking Fan Jian to the hospital, he really didn't want to make any more troubles, so he said angrily: "You are not afraid of being beaten to death, just continue!"

After finishing speaking, he continued to walk forward. Fan Jian continued to walk forward with strange steps, until he reached the fifth floor.

After gaining hundreds of cheap qi points, he immediately exchanged two points of speed. After all, God knows what will happen to him when he faces Xu Tianlong. He is a real boss who can do both black and white, but he wants to come here and let him be his little brother. At that time, if he gave an order, he would probably be chased and killed by hundreds of people. There would be absolutely no harm in running fast.

The elevator entrance on the fifth floor of the hospital was guarded by more than a dozen vicious gangsters, and no one other than doctors was allowed to enter. After all, the disease that Master Long is suffering from is too strange, and there must be no leaking of the news, otherwise let the People know that Xu Tianlong, Master Long, is pregnant. I am afraid that his reputation will be ruined in an instant, and no one will take him seriously again!

Because Fan Jian was led by Huang Mao, he easily passed the guards. Then he saw two gangsters guarding the door of a ward in the corridor. The big man with the beads on his head looked into the ward, but the door of the ward was closed and he couldn't see anything.

When the people at the door were in a hurry and didn't know what to do, they saw Huang Mao approaching and hurriedly greeted him: "Huang Mao, what's wrong with Master Long? Why don't you let me go in to see Master Long? Are you afraid that I will be disadvantageous to Master Long?"

The big man asked several questions in a row like a cannonball.

"Brother Biao, you are Master Long's confidant, so of course you will not harm Master Long!" Huang Mao replied.

"Then why don't you let me in?"

"This is Master Long's order, and I can't help it, but don't worry, Master Long's life is absolutely not in danger." Huang Mao comforted, and then wanted to take Fan Jian into the ward!

"Wait!"

Brother Biao let out a loud cry, then pointed to Fan Jian and asked, "Who is this kid? Why can he enter Master Long's ward, but I can't. Am I not as good as an outsider?"

"Brother Biao, this person was invited by Master Long to treat his illness, so naturally he has to go in." Huang Mao said.

Brother Biao looked at Fan Jian suspiciously, and said without hesitation: "Is this a kid with no hair on his face who can heal illnesses?"

"This is Master Long's order, are you questioning Master Long?" Huang Mao asked.

"I... I dare not!" Brother Biao said.

"Then you still don't get out of the way!" Huang Mao said.

Brother Biao glanced at Huang Mao and Fan Jian, and stepped aside unwillingly, Huang Mao opened the door and walked in with Fan Jian.

Brother Biao looked at Fan Jian's weird walking posture from behind, and for some reason felt so cheap, and had an urge to go up and beat him up.

Fan Jian followed Huang Mao into the ward, and saw Xu Tianlong lying on the hospital bed, with a belly as big as a drum and a face ashen, but this is normal. Any man who is stared at will be inexplicably pregnant. The performance is similar to that of Long Ye.

In addition to Master Long, there is also a doctor in a white coat in the ward, but this doctor is different from other doctors. This doctor's face is bruised and swollen like a pig's head, and he can't see his original appearance clearly. There were messy footprints all over the white coat. It was obvious that he had been beaten up just now, but even so, the doctor was still talking endlessly at Master Long.

"Can you shut up, if you are talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will have someone hack you to death in minutes!" Xu Tianlong roared.

"I believe, but even if you hit me a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times, I will not give up. Do you know that your current situation is simply a miracle in the history of medicine!"

"It can be said that a big man is pregnant. It can be said that there is no one in the past, and there will be no one in the future. If you can let me find out how you get pregnant, then you can solve the eternal problem that only women can get pregnant. At that time, you will definitely be famous in history. , Eternal beauty!" The more the doctor said, the more excited he became, his eyes were full of enthusiasm, as if he had already seen the moment when the man became pregnant!

"Get the hell out of here!"

Huang Mao couldn't stand listening to it anymore, so he pushed the doctor aside, and his reputation lasted through the ages, didn't he just use Master Long as a guinea pig to experiment?

Immediately he said respectfully, "Master Long, did I bring you here?"

Fan Jian showed a cheap smile on his face and said hello: "Master Long, we meet again, how is it, how are you?"

(End of this chapter)