Unparalleled Double Harmony

Chapter 267 Fishing
In the early morning, by a certain river in the outskirts of the city.

This is the place where Sun Yixie asked the elders to go fishing.

The river is an ordinary river, not very deep, but it can drown people to death.

Along the river is a shoal mixed with sand, gravel and mud, the terrain is slightly inclined, and there is a grove of trees not far from the beach.

Although Sun Yixie made it clear during the meeting that he wanted to "go out fishing and chat alone" with Da De, but Da De is not such a trustworthy person...

Because he felt weak, the older one brought over a dozen men before dawn, and laid an ambush in the woods in advance—he was afraid that there would be more people than him.

Unexpectedly, not long after sunrise, Sun Yixie really came alone.

Seeing this, the older ones began to murmur in their hearts: I can't see that you are also a hero, how dare you fucking come alone?In this wilderness, you are not afraid that I will bring a group of people to make you up, and then bury you on the spot?
Of course, he just thought about it, but in reality he couldn't do that.

First, there was no mortal enmity between him and Sun Yixie, and the little friction at the market two days ago was commonplace for them to collect protection fees, not a problem at all.

Second, the existence of the Shuangxie gang is not necessarily a bad thing for the older ones, the reason we have also mentioned in the last book, at present, among the three giants of the Longmen Gang, the other two have been "beaten" Worse than the bigger ones.

Thirdly, it is naturally because Sun Yixie and others have the backing of the imperial court, so they dare not act rashly against them.

To make a long story short, now that Sun Yixie has gone to the meeting alone, it would be embarrassing for him to show up from the grass with a group of people. Therefore, after weighing things up, the older one can only order his subordinates to continue to fight in the woods. Li Mao was lying, while he himself sneaked back along the woods. After retreating to a far place, he ran out of the woods, stepped onto the shallows, and walked towards Sun Yixie "openly and squarely" alone.

"Sun Shaoxia, it's really early." When he got closer, the elders saw that Sun Yixie was fishing intently, and he didn't seem to notice that he was approaching, so he took the initiative to say hello.

When Sun Yixie heard this, he glanced at Da Dee unhurriedly, and then asked a very embarrassing question for Da De: "Where is your fishing rod?"

The older one was stunned by his question. At that moment, he wanted to slap himself, and said in his heart: "Yes... I am here to fish. Where is my fishing rod?"

Ladies and gentlemen, what is this called? This is a low-level mistake caused by Neglect of probability plus Change Blindness.

In human terms... Let me give you an example. For example, a girl you have had a crush on for a long time asked you to go to her house to repair the computer one day, but because you were too excited and cranky, before you went, you were busy with hairdos, clothes, and thinking. How can you chat with people and wait until you stand in front of the computer to find out that you don’t have a screwdriver or a USB flash drive with you? Are you lonely?

Today's situation is similar to this, because he cares too much and is wary of Sun Yixie, so much so that he ignores the minimum things that he should bring for fishing.

"Uh...I..." The older one had no choice but to give a reason that even he thought was stupid, "I was in a hurry to go out, so I forgot to take it."

"Heh..." Sun Yixie smiled, "You said you... didn't bring the bait and the fishing rod, I can still borrow it from you, but I didn't bring the fishing rod, it seems..." At this point, He paused for a while, and then said, "...you are really afraid of me."

As soon as this remark came out, the elder brother's expression turned cold: "Sun Shaoxia, what you said... makes me look down on Lei a little bit, right?"

"Oh?" Sun Yixie said, "So... you are very brave?"

"Hmph..." The older one immediately laughed when he heard this, and then came a standard hand gesture that everyone is familiar with, boasting, "I'm not bragging..."

"Hey~ you wait first." However, Sun Yixie interrupted before the other party uttered the first sentence, "Before you brag about how brave you are, why don't you hide your gang in the woods first?" Do you want to send my younger brother away first?"

If Brother Sun's fishing rod problem just made Da Dee a little embarrassed, then this sentence now is like taking Da Dee's underpants off.

And what Sun Yixie said makes sense. While you are bragging about your guts, you let more than a dozen brothers squat nearby to protect you, what will your brothers think?In the future, these little gangsters still have to scold you behind your back like an idiot?
Even though this older man came from a local ruffian and has a thick skin, he is not at the level of Sun Yixie.

Therefore, after a few seconds of silence, the elder said in a very stiff tone: "Sun Shaoxia...please wait a moment."

After finishing speaking, he walked quickly to the woods, whispered a few words, and drove away all the younger brothers who brought him.

Obviously, it would only be more embarrassing if these younger brothers were allowed to stay here now; moreover, Sun Yixie only came here alone, and he didn't bring any weapons, only fishing gear It's just, this one-on-one, even if there is a real fight, the older ones will have the confidence to retreat unscathed.

In this way, after chasing people away, the older one turned around and came back, and he had to apologize to Brother Sun, and by the way, he also found a way for himself: "Uh... Don't be offended by Sun Shaoxia, my brothers are also talking about it." Loyalty, don't worry about me, insist on following me, I told them, Sun Shaoxia, you are not the kind of person who invites people out alone to do black hands, they just don't believe it, this is how to treat a gentleman with a villain's heart... "

"Okay, okay, sit down, sit down and talk about it." Sun Yixie didn't bother to listen to his explanations that everyone knew were farting, so he waved his hand and uncovered this article.

The older one also borrowed the donkey from the slope, shut up quickly, and sat down on a big rock about one meter away from Sun Yixie.

"Do you know what is the most important thing about fishing?" Sun Yixie continued to ask when the other party sat still.

Older people naturally know that the answer to this question is "patience", so he interpreted the other party's implication in his mind, and then replied: "Sun Shaoxia means...in the matter of 'choosing the leader', let me not impatient?"

Sun Yixie nodded slightly, and continued: "Actually, you have done a good job. These days... you didn't take the initiative to provoke anyone, you just hired a killer to retaliate; unlike Ah Yan and Young Master Gong, Before Master Gong's bones were cold, they started making troubles everywhere..."

What he said, one is to point out: we are very clear about what everyone, including you older, has done; Because you are relatively safe, not because we can't or dare not.

The older ones could also understand the meaning, so after thinking about it for a while, they responded, "Then I want to ask... is it possible that as long as I keep the status quo and don't make small moves like Ah Fang and the others, this 'leader' ' will soon be mine?"

"Heh..." Sun Yixie sneered upon hearing the words, "That's not necessarily the case."

This answer was not what the elders expected, and he immediately sternly said: "So what do you say?"

Sun Yixie shrugged his shoulders: "You have to figure it out, we are here to settle things, not to form cliques, let alone carry sedan chairs; as long as everyone from Green Forest Road can choose a If you want to be a new leader, don’t mess around before and after the election, so who is the new leader in the end...it doesn’t matter to us.” He paused, “So, if you want to be the leader, you can do it yourself Just choose, with me, you can't get any 'guarantee'."

"Ha! Hahaha..." The older one couldn't help laughing angrily when he heard this, "'Amiable'? Hmph...Sun Shaoxia, are you kidding me? If those of us who come out to play can be friendly, what are we doing? Just change to a legitimate business!"

The big one is an irony, he didn't expect it...

"Are you going to do it? Who stopped you?" Sun Yixie really said straightly, "My family is also in a legitimate business, earning no more than you? To put it bluntly, whether it is legitimate or not depends on you Can you 'get it right'?" He tilted his head, squinted at the older one, and continued, "Besides, it seems appropriate for you to change to the right way when you are older, as the saying goes... Zhen It’s better for an old prostitute to be a good woman if you are out of character. You said that a master like you who leads a group of younger brothers to run amok in the countryside and oppress the people all day long, if one day he suddenly changed his ways and stopped doing evil, the neighbors would not be able to praise you as a big man if the contrast appeared. Good person? This has set a good example for the colleagues around you, maybe the whole social atmosphere in Guangzhou will be lifted because you are older, right?"

The older man was not well-educated, so he didn't understand more than half of his half-modern and half-ancient nonsense by Sun Ge, but judging from the part he could understand, he felt that the other party seemed to be talking about it. They mocked him as "can't figure it out", and called him an old prostitute.

"Fuck!" So, the elder stood up while cursing, "What's the mess? Let me tell you, my surname is Sun, I called you young hero because I was polite to you. It's enough to save your face, you're good... just don't support me to be the leader, but teach me how to do things? And you insult me ​​with words over and over again? Do you fucking think I'm bigger and easier to bully?" He said At this point, the hooligan nature is almost revealed, and I don't pretend at all, "I'm putting my words here now. From now on, for the sake of face, everyone will not mess with the river. You can do your business, and I will do mine." For those who don't give face, let's see who has the strength!"

chua——

Before Da De finished his words, Brother Sun's "strength" came towards him.

What is it?Lime powder.

You can remember Sun Yixie's three melee combat methods: eye insertion, crotch kick, and lime powder.

Even after his martial arts became very high, he did not leave these three, because these movements have been integrated into his bone marrow and soul.

Besides, at the moment, the reaction of this big guy is also fast. After all, he is out to mess around, and he is very vigilant against such dirty things. Even if Sun Yixie hid the lime powder very concealed inside the end of the fishing rod, His hand movements were also extremely quick and skillful, but the older one instinctively tilted his head and raised his hand to avoid this face-smearing attack.

However... Brother Sun's back move came faster and more ruthlessly than Da Due imagined.

I don’t know if you have seen the fish baskets used for fishing in ancient times. Generally speaking, the fish baskets are made of bamboo, which is very light. When turning over, a relatively heavy stone will be placed in the fish basket in advance to "press the bottom".

At this moment, Sun Yixie let go of the fishing rod with his right hand, and at the same time he suddenly threw out the lime powder, his left hand reached into the fishing basket, and took a piece that he had carefully selected, which was very handy and suitable for "headshots". "The stone was pulled out, and a charge swung towards the bigger head.

It's bigger... I originally brought the guy (weapon) here.

Not only with the guy, but also with the younger brother...

But just now he saw that Sun Yixie only brought fishing gear, and there was only one person, so when he approached, he naturally didn't have a copycat in his hand; and what about his little brothers... After being squeezed by Brother Sun for a few words just now, they also Driven away by himself.

Therefore, facing the stone thrown by Sun Yixie at this time, the larger ones can only be dealt with with bare hands.

Can this arm be harder than a rock?
In the world of martial arts, it is actually possible. For example, Xie Run, the third master of Yiyong Escort Bureau, is not afraid of hammers or stones when he uses his kung fu skills.

But the older ones are not that capable... Although his martial arts are higher than Sun Yixie, he is only a second-rate figure in the Jianghu. Besides, he does not specialize in gold bells and iron shirts; at this moment, Sun Yixie Taking advantage of the moment when the older one dodged Shili's unsteady body, he smashed his head like a mad dog. The older one couldn't dodge, so he could only use his arms to protect his head.

This carrying... He was quickly smashed with multiple comminuted fractures.

Even if his martial arts were higher than Sun Yixie's, after this wave of sneak attacks, he could no longer fight, so he could only endure the sharp pain from his hands, staggered back, and wanted to run away.

Where would Sun Yixie give him a chance to escape?Seeing that the opponent wanted to slip away, Brother Sun threw a stone as soon as he waved his hand, and when he went up, it was a grapple, and then he used a set of sleep skills, dragging the opponent to the ground.

People with able-bodied limbs may not be able to untie Sun Ge's "harmonious boxing", let alone his arms are already crippled.

"Haha~ Let's see who has the strength, right? Huh?" After Sun Yixie firmly restrained the other party, he began to play cheaply, "What should I say now?"

"You..." At this time, the older brother was locked by his joint skills, and fell down on the shallow beach, his face was covered with sand, furious, "You are so reckless! What kind of young hero are you? You are more powerful than us!" It’s still dark on the road!”

"Ha! Do you care about me?" Sun Yixie's voice became high-pitched, "Anyway, you are being fucked by me now, do you admit it?"

As soon as the older ones heard it, they said in their hearts: Did you do it?Why does this sound so awkward?Even if you say "defeated", maybe I will recognize it. If you say "done", if it spreads in the future, there will be some misunderstanding...

"I asked you something! Are you dumb?" On Sun Yixie's side, seeing that the other party didn't respond after a few seconds, he increased the intensity of the lock technique.

"Ah—" Under the pain of the older brother, the vigor of a hooligan came up again, "I recognize your mother!"

"Damn chicken! Do you dare to curse?" Sun Yixie said, then turned over and changed his position (considering that the bigger arms have been folded, Sun Yixie has many pressing positions to choose from), freeing up one hand , and casually picked up a branch from the side, and hit the opponent repeatedly on the head, "Do you admit defeat? Do you admit defeat?"

Don't think it's just a branch, it's half-thick but not thin... It's as thick as the arm of a three- or four-year-old child, and it's still solid. The feeling of being hit on the head is not much different from that of a rolling pin.

Even though Brother Sun didn't intend to kill him, it was enough to beat Da De to death.

"Killer! Sun Yixie killed someone! Come on! Help!" At this moment, you can see the nature of a person like Da De. If a knight-errant is restrained like this by Sun Yixie, he will definitely not If you call for help like this, you won't even die. This is called a scholar who can't be humiliated, but the older gangster who climbed up from the bottom, no matter how good and decent he is when he is a big boss, when it comes to critical moments, That's true—it's important to save your life first.

Not to mention, the elder brother's call really worked, because his subordinates didn't really run far, they just withdrew to a place where they could not see. After all, after the elder brother finished talking, they still had to pick up Brother is back home.

So at the moment when the older one yelled like this, a few younger brothers with sharp ears heard it soon, so these younger brothers rushed to "rescue".

But no matter how fast they are, it will take a minute or two to run back, these two minutes... For the older ones who are being beaten one-sidedly, that is like a year.

When the older brothers ran along the shallows to a distance of [-] meters away from them, they saw that Sun Yixie was riding on the older brother, holding a log to smash the older brother's head, while He also scolded: "It depends on your strength! It depends on your strength! Do you have the strength to compete with Sun Yixie? Big brother, big brother, call you big brother, do you think you are a big brother? You are big It's not a big sun!"

Regarding this scene, those who knew it was Dong Xie, who was well-known in the rivers and lakes, were negotiating with Lei Chao, the head of the Longmen Gang in Lvlin Road, but those who didn't know it thought it was two hooligans fighting wildly by the river.

"what are you doing!"

"What are you doing! Let go of the older brother!"

At this time, the older boys also reacted as most people would, that is, they shouted first, and rushed forward while shouting.

Of course, even if they didn't shout, Sun Yixie would have noticed their coming.

Anyway, this "beating" is almost done, Sun Yixie also accepted it as soon as he saw it, and pointed at the older one with a tree branch with his head down: "Older one, please listen to me, I am going to teach you a lesson today, and my subordinates can still stay." For love, this is the only time to recite the scriptures, next time it is time to transcend, I advise you to do it yourself!"

After all, Sun Yixie got up and ran away, throwing away all fishing gear and murder weapons.

Ordinarily, Brother Sun didn't run very fast. Although he was much faster than ordinary people, he definitely couldn't run when he met someone who really knew how to do light work.

It's a pity... the older gang members' martial arts are average; what's more, when they see the older brothers being "pressed on the ground and beaten violently", they all take it for granted that even if they catch up, they will be hurt. Not good.

Therefore, the dozen or so younger brothers rushed over seemingly mightily, but all of them stopped beside the older one without exception, and all of them... all pretended to go up to help the older brother, asking for his health, It's just that no one dares to chase after Sun Yixie as the first bird.

And the older ones, at this time, they don't have much energy left to scold these younger brothers anymore.

The leader of the Longmen Gang, after a few minutes of being "fucked" by Sun Ge with non-martial arts methods, the other end was disheveled, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, his head was bleeding, and his mind was in a trance.

His two shattered arms were also aggravated by the enthusiastic "support" of his younger brothers.

Recalling it afterwards, it was only when I was older that I realized that the three-character king was quite righteous, and asking him to "wear a helmet" was really not just talking. It's a pity that he didn't realize that what this sentence expressed was the literal meaning itself. .

Of course, he didn't mention today's matter to anyone, and he didn't give the younger brothers present today a "chance" to mention it to anyone. After all... this is really embarrassing.

However, after all, there were some rumors that spread out, so that after "Huang Donglai killed people in the cesspit", the strange rumor that "you must wear a helmet when you go fishing with Sun Yixie" was also widely circulated in the rivers and lakes, and "why", but No one knew, and because no one knew, everyone started to "make up their own brains", and then various versions of the story came out, and the scale, compared with the assumption of "the bigger one was fucked by Sun Yixie"... Still big.

(End of this chapter)