my weird life.

Chapter 497 Five-Headed Empress (12)

The old godly man put the mirror on the table into the duffel bag,
He took off the 'Altar God Cloth' that belonged to Quan Zhuo that was spread out on the altar table, and removed Quan Zhuo's Nuo noodles from the altar table, and took out his own altar cloth, and propped it on the altar table. Turn it up.

on his altar,

Also painted a simple pattern.

It was a woman with five heads.

The woman's hair intertwined in mid-air, as if turning into a black ocean.

Every face of 'her' is exactly the same - painted blush and red lips, five faces that look funny and ugly, under these five heads, there is a neck as thin as a bamboo pole, and the proportion under the neck is even smaller limbs and whole body.

hang the altar cloth,
Set up the censer,

Offer incense.

The old divine man held the teacher's knife in one hand and shook it violently. The eight small rings on the teacher's knife collided with each other and made a rattling sound;

With a bullhorn in one hand, he brought it close to his mouth,

Suddenly, there was a deep wailing sound!
"Woo—————"

After the sound sounded for five seconds, the old man put down the horn and took out a command flag with a red bloody handprint drawn in the center of the flag on the black background. He threw the bloody handprint flag forward—the command flag was being tied in the censer,
Suddenly, the wind swirled and danced on the temporary incense altar, propping up the triangular flag upright!

Seeing this situation, the old godly man suddenly let out a sharp voice that was deliberately narrowed: "I am Zhang Yuanyi, the twentieth-generation great god of the Meishan Heishan Dharma Cult - I am here to redeem people's souls and lives,
I invite the Cangtou Empress, the Black Wind Empress, the White Face Empress, the Hare-lip Empress, and the Blind Empress—five-headed Empress to come to our Altar God Cigarette Fair! "

"Po Saha!"

After the old god man finished reading the altar scripture, he followed up with a sentence of 'Po Sa He'.

Su Wu had previously heard that Quan Zhuo, the madman, would say "Po Sa He" after he uttered nonsense. He thought it was because the other party had copied Buddhist terms into his Duan Gong scriptures, but now the old man is also chanting after the scriptures. , reciting a "Po Suo He", quite confusing.

Buddhism should have nothing to do with Duan Gong's Dharma lineage.

Buddhism's "Posuohe" and Duangong Dharma's "Posuohe" may just have the same syllable,
But each expresses a different meaning.

The old divine man finished reciting the altar sutra,

There was no change on the incense altar.

He seemed to have expected this, and then he said: "Your Majesty, Madam, don't blame me, it's just that my younger brother has been unable to get away recently, so I only came to pay my respects to Your Majesty today!

Today I invited the empress, and the empress fucked me,
I'll take my wife to find a good friend! "

The old divine man's voice was mixed with some weird accents, and now it sounds like a drama, a little tactful.

The moment his voice fell to the ground,

The wind swirling all around suddenly gathers,

In the gusts of cool wind, there is a cold and strange rhyme.

Those invisible and intangible rhymes shrouded the 'fragrance altar', causing the 'altar god cloth' to wrinkle, and the pattern of the 'five-headed lady' sketched on it seemed to come alive in the process of wrinkling and flattening!

There is a satisfied smile on every ugly face!

Very light and very light 'Shen Yun' flowed out from that altar cloth!

If Su Wu was standing by the side of the altar,
It can be found that the portrait of the "five-headed lady" sketched on the altar god cloth completely copied a terrifying and cunning "form and spirit". Everything is above the cloth!
This characteristic described by the painter is vivid on the paper,
A kind of 'shen charm' has been formed!
Although this kind of "spiritual charm" is far weaker than the charm that Su Wu obtained from the realm of sympathy between heaven and man, but the charm is preserved on the rags and fixed, so that the old divine man has a channel to communicate with Li Gui '!
He paints his face with paint,

It is imitating Li Gui's "Shen Yun", so as to narrow the distance with Li Gui, so that Li Gui, who is really involved in the painting, can come to himself when he is insane!
The 'five-headed empress' on the rag laughed so hard that the corners of her mouth were split to the base of her ears.
The incense stick in the incense burner burns quickly to the root,
The 'blood handprint' on the triangular flag suddenly dripped bright red blood, and a strong and strange rhyme burst out from the blood dripping down the flagpole!

The old man babbled and sang: "Your Majesty can still trust my younger brother, I will definitely try my best to ask you to stay with you, we can both have fun and be happy..."

He sang these out-of-key verses,

He took out a piece of yellow paper and spread it on the table.

Then pull out the flag that drips blood continuously in the incense burner, so that the blood can drip on the yellow paper!

The blood meanders and flows on the special yellow paper,
Form some strange lines,

All are 'sly words'!
"Po Saha!"

At this time, the old man added a sentence of "Po Suo He" at the end of the scriptures. After he read the mantra at the end, he suddenly understood the harsh words on the paper——

He followed up with a sharp, gloomy, weird and terrifying syllable: "Om Da Da Qi Ai Ha Ha Ma La!"

It's a word!
The blood that was originally gathered in the censer with a strong and strange rhyme, now wrapped in incense ash, coalesced into a finger-thick blood-colored incense stick in the censer!
Wisps of blood are constantly wafting out from the burning incense head!
The old man's eyes kept turning upwards, showing bloody whites. While struggling hard to straighten his eyes, he stretched out his hand to grab the stick of blood thread incense on Xiangtan Road,

Opening his mouth, he swallowed the still-lit incense sticks emitting wisps of blood into his stomach,
Then,

He swallowed and chewed the whole stick of incense!
He was dancing in front of the incense altar, with a crazy smile on his face, and the bells on the bag were ringing continuously as he jumped wildly!
Jingle, jingle, jingle!
Maybe this burst of bells has a miraculous effect,
After the bell rang for a few seconds, the old man's left eye was still only occupied by bloody whites, while his right eye showed dark kernels again—a cold and strange charm lingered on the left half of his face and left half of his body. Taking advantage of this opportunity, his right arm grabbed a Nuo mask at the corner of the altar, and put it on his face!

The rich and mysterious rhyme spreads on the Nuo face,

It actually changed the appearance of Nuo Mian in an instant—into five ugly faces crowded together!
The trembling and swaying of his body suddenly decreased.

Subsequently,

The old divine man still grasped the big seal of "Thunder Chief" on the incense altar with his right hand,
Press it right on the yellow talisman paper on the table with the strange characters written on it!
Snapped!
A red seal is left on the yellow talisman paper!
The tricky rhyme tumbling around the old god man stopped at this moment!
Intermittent voices came out of the old man's mouth: "My lady, my lady... I still have one thing I haven't explained to you. I can't tell you to be white, you have to give me a gift——"

Before he finished speaking, the voice of the old man suddenly changed, and he spat out a fierce and sly language: "Ha Hum Cha!"

"If you don't agree, we won't release the seal!"

"Boom!"

"Po Saha!"

The language of his mouth changes from moment to moment,

For a while, it was ordinary people's language, and for a while it turned into harsh words.

After two rounds of negotiations, the old man picked up a writing brush dipped in cinnabar on the table, and stroked across the seal on the yellow paper——

The seal pattern was 'cut off' by this sum!
The old man, who was erupting with a strong strange rhyme, moved his steps, walked to the coffin in the yard, and pressed a pair of wrinkled pale palms on the outer wall of the coffin top—the strong strange rhyme spread layer by layer,

On the top of Su Wu's head, the 'ghost gate' pattern on the inner wall of the coffin roof has undergone a new change...

The woman with a grimace poking her head through the crack of the door pushed open two black lacquered wooden doors,
Around the black painted wooden door, billowing black mist billowed and flooded.

In the mist, hideous grimaces floated up and down.

Su Wu turned around and looked up at the ghost gate in front of him—the pattern that was originally carved on the coffin actually turned into two low wooden gates that could only allow him to creep through!

The grimacing woman has disappeared without a trace,

The two wooden doors were mostly pushed open by 'she',
Su Wu stretched out his hand and pushed the door hard again, and the door was completely pushed open.

He crawled through the two doors, and the scene in front of him suddenly became clear——

I am still in the courtyard of the Jiang family,
However, in the courtyard below, there are winding ditches everywhere.

Dim yellow covers the meandering ravines on the land,
Looking out from the gate of the yard,

At the end of the horizon, one after another towering and terrifying shadows entangled and twisted.

The scene of black sky and yellow earth reappears,

heaven and earth turned upside down,
Su Wu walked into the 'underworld' for the second time.

but,

His current position seems to be not far from those intertwined and coiled ravines on the ground, but in fact the distance is definitely not close.

When he entered the "underworld" for the first time, he could see that the underworld was full of continuously intertwined and winding colorful air veins, but now the place he is in is within the "gate of hell", just close to the edge of the underworld That's all.

Only black mist can be seen here,

There is a strange rhyme in the mist.

overhead in the air,
The lanterns emitting a miserable green light are turning slowly,

A black Chinese character '囍' is pasted on each lantern.

These lanterns lined up in mid-air, winding towards the end of the unknown black mist.

The shadowy pictures of '24 Filial Piety' and 'Eighteen Floors of Hell' spread out on the left and right sides of Su Wu, forming the walls of the picture scroll, following the green lanterns and winding forward, over the courtyard wall of Jiang's house.

Most of these scrolls would appear in the spirit sheds where the dead are parked!

The picture scroll is sometimes solid and sometimes illusory.

Within the walls of the two scrolls, in front of Su Wu, a black shadow with five heads, black hair scattered like a waterfall, and baby-like limbs stood there silently.

Horror and treachery emanated from that black shadow.

Taking advantage of the '24 Filial Piety Picture' on the left side becoming illusory, Su Wu looked at the real world outside the picture scroll wall.

in reality,
The 'Old Godly Man' stood in front of the altar and danced wildly, with weird dance steps.

"Po Saha!"

A mantra came out of his mouth and landed on the wall of the scroll, causing ripples on the wall of the scroll!
The black shadow of the 'Five-Headed Empress' who was originally standing in the picture scroll wall without any movement,
At this point, he stepped forward.

Jingle bell, Jingle bell...

There were tiny bells ringing from it.

Su Wu understood the sound.

The old man asked him to follow the treacherous shadow and walk forward.

He stepped forward and walked out.

At the same time, he called out from the bottom of his heart: "Simulator!"

(End of this chapter)