my weird life.

Chapter 496 Ghost Gate (22)

"It seems that this time, as long as I bring you with me, everything will be done!"

The old divine man grinned and said to Su Wu.

Su Wu didn't know how he did the divination,
But since the old man said so, he must have been taken into consideration during divination.

He nodded and said, "If the old man needs my help, just ask."

"I don't need your help this time, but I need you to carry the beam." The old man shook his head again and again, correcting Su Wu's statement. With a rooster, he can bring the dead back to life for a day and a half,
I said this just now, but it is not false.

After the 'God of Joy' was captured by the Tiger Immortal who destroyed the mountain and ruined the temple, it was difficult to fully recover.
The possibility that a living person could be taken away by it after lying down in a coffin is too low!

Therefore,
Let's hurry now,
When the 'ghost gate' is not fully closed, enter the ghost gate, there is still hope to retrieve the soul of the dead from under the Xishen seat! "

"How to enter the ghost gate?" Su Wu asked.

The black-faced old man pointed at the coffin placed in the yard by Su Wu: "You lie in the coffin, I'm going crazy and calling out Yin!"

'Fat epilepsy recruits Yin'?
Su Wu stared into the eyes of the black-faced old man: "The 'yin' in the underworld?"

The old man looked surprised: "You also know the underworld?"

Jiang Erye next to him crushed out his cigarette butt and muttered, "Who doesn't know the underworld?"

The black-faced old man and Su Wu looked at Second Master Jiang together.

Jiang Erye felt that he had slipped his words, so he kept a straight face and said nothing more.

"I know the underworld, I have been to the underworld." Su Wu replied to the old man.

Second Master Jiang, who was listening to the two of them, widened his eyes.

He began to doubt,

Is the "underworld" that I think, where the dead and the souls of the dead gather, the same place as the "underworld" these two people mentioned?
This young man!

It's amazing!

Been to hell? !
The old man was overjoyed when he heard the words, and said again and again: "You have been to the underworld, and you can come back, then you must go to the dog hole dug out by the god of joy on the outer edge of the underworld, there must be no problem!
Maybe I can level the temple of the god of joy in the underworld,

Tell it to never recover again! "

"The dog hole dug out by the God of Joy on the outer edge of the underworld?" Su Wu frowned and asked the old man, "You mean—the gate of ghosts?"

"Exactly!"

"If you want to take the road to hell, you need to bribe the gatekeeper." Su Wu said again.

"really!"

The old man affirmed what Su Wu said.

Su Wu looked at him and said nothing,

He grinned straight away, and stopped being a joke, and said directly: "We are insane—in fact, we just want to find a Li Gui to be a good friend, sing songs to it, tell nasty jokes to please it,

When it is happy, it is willing to do things for it.

My lover - in the underworld.

This time you are just going to the outer edge of the underworld to go to the ghost gate of the God of Joy. The gatekeeper is not strict. I discussed with my friend and asked him to open a path for you. You can go along the path without paying for the road.

—but mind you, just follow the road,
Don't run out of the path, into the depths of the underworld, I can't get you back! "

The underworld is full of horrors and hides many monsters above the barren level. Su Wu walked there once, and if Zhu'er hadn't activated the power of the 'Stove God' in the end, he might not be able to escape from the underworld.

One of them is powerful, he naturally knows it.

So he nodded solemnly, expressing that he had remembered what the old man said, and he would definitely not go outside the road.

"In addition to these, we have to make other preparations." The old man looked at Second Master Jiang next to him, and said directly, "Follow the funeral process on your side, let's go down the process next!
It's time to worship,
When it’s time to cover the coffin and grind the nails, just cover the coffin and grind the nails—the process goes down, and the coffin rolling nails should be as slow as possible. If the nails are crushed, people will not be able to come back! "

The old man was explaining, when Yun Nishang, who had been silent beside him, suddenly said with a serious face: "Let Su Wu lie in the coffin,
And the coffin nails?
I disagree! "

"Little girl..." The black-faced old man pointed at Yun Nishang with a smile, and Yun Nishang's eyes met his, and he felt a little guilty.

He didn't care, and then said with Jiang Erye: "I want you to prepare another coffin, invite the deceased into the coffin, follow the funeral process, and grind the nails on the coffin so that they are also the coffin nails of the deceased's coffin." .

The reason for going through this process,

is to 'cheat',
'Cheat' the god of joy!
'Cheat' the underworld, 'cheat' the secret! "

"Good good!

I'll find a coffin and order a coffin right away!
Invite a member of the family to preside over the funeral! "Second Master Jiang agreed, and went to call for errands instead.

The old man looked at Jiang Yingying beside him, and said softly, "Go burn the paper and cry for your grandpa."

"Yes."

Jiang Yingying nodded,
She turned to look at Su Wu, then at the old man, and suddenly said, "Can I go to the underworld? That's my grandfather, I should go—"

"No, no, no!"

The old godly man directly refused: "If you go, you will be beaten by meat buns. If you go, you will never return!"

"It's none of your business here,
You just do what the old man tells you. "Su Wu also persuaded Jiang Yingying.

Jiang Yingying's eyes were filled with tears, she looked at Su Wu's face, and said in a trembling voice, "I, I owe you too much, I don't know how to repay you..."

Touching the memories of parents dying in front of me one after another,

Thinking that grandpa is also "separated from Yin and Yang" at this time,
There are still people she cares about now, and she wants to go to the underworld to save them. She is really worried that Su Wu will not come back. Even though there are so many people in her yard, she feels that she will be alone .

"Or give them the emergency cans!
Give it to them, grandpa will come back, and everything will return to normal..."

The old man stopped talking.

Su Wu looked at the strong fear in Jiang Yingying's eyes, shook his head, and said, "If you are scared out of your wits like this, you will only become a burden to more and more people in the future. One by one dragged to death.

Is this what you want to see? "

After he finished speaking, Yun Nishang looked at him in surprise.

These words are too cruel,

The incident did not start because Jiang Yingying did something wrong,

Just because she raised a big cock like no other.

——However, everyone is not guilty, but he is guilty.

Even if the fault is not your own, sometimes you can only accept it passively.

"No!" Jiang Yingying burst into tears, wiping the inexhaustible tears from her eyes with the back of her hand, and said forcefully, "I don't want to see those! If only I die—"

Before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Su Wu with a sneer: "Who isn't?
If I was the one in the car accident,

It's fine if it's not my father or mother. "

Yun Nishang bowed her head and remained silent.

As the eerie master of the eerie countermeasures department, she naturally knew about Su Wu's life experience.

Jiang Yingying forgot to cry,

Looking up at Su Wu's icy face, she suddenly felt distressed, and she said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

"Go do what you have to do."

Su Wu waved his hand.

Jiang Yingying nodded slightly, turned around and walked to the door of the main room, and began to put pieces of paper money into the brazier, burning the paper and crying.

The sound of mournful crying lingered in the darkness.

Second Master Jiang over there finished the phone call, came back and said to the old man: "The old man from my family has been invited to preside over the funeral, and he said that he will bring people here soon."

"Okay, okay. You can go to work." The old man nodded, turned to Su Wu, and said with a smile, "Young man, you can also lie in the coffin."

Su Wu responded, walked to the side of the coffin with the 'Gate of Ghosts' engraved on the top of the inner wall,

Stepping into it with the help of the coffin,

Lie flat inside.

This coffin was custom-made according to Mr. Jiang's figure. Mr. Jiang was tall. Although Su Wu was taller than him, some space was reserved in the coffin, which was just enough for him to lie inside with his legs stretched out.

There is a 'ghost gate' over his head, and he hasn't noticed any abnormalities yet.

Yun Nishang stood on the side of the coffin, looking worriedly at Su Wu lying inside.

"Just take care of Yingying,
I'm fine here. " Su Wu said to Yun Nishang.

Yun Nishang was worried at first,
Hearing his words now, she gave him a hard look, turned around and walked away.

Su Wu couldn't figure it out for a while.

He closed his eyes in the coffin.

Outside the coffin, in front of the altar.

The black-faced old man took out a mirror from his bag. The mirror was wrapped in red plastic. It was a very old mirror that was often sold in rural fairs.

He held the mirror in one hand, and with the other he took some bottles and jars out of his duffel bag.

'vanishing cream';
A tube of lotion from 'Cherry Hall';
One lipstick and half a box of foundation from 'MAC';

Unknown mascara.

……

There are a small pile of them in front of the altar.

Yun Nishang walked over from the altar, seeing the cosmetics that were cleaned up even though they should have been picked up from various garbage dumps, her eyes were strange for a while.

What is this old man going to do?
Seeing a young woman take out a pile of cosmetics and set up a mirror, everyone knows what she is going to do.

But the next male old man took out such a pile of things, and also set up the mirror,

But no one dared to think that he was going to put on makeup for himself on the spot.

However, the fact is that -

The black-faced old man first used the tube of lotion to smear his face, and then applied a layer of cream.

His face turned paler.

Then apply foundation,
From the neck up the face turns pale,

Take out the lipstick and smear a few circles on her cheeks, eyelids, and lips, and suddenly she looks like the heroine who deliberately exaggerates and plays ugly in those dramas.

He doesn't know how to put on makeup. In his hands, lipstick is not only used to smear lips, but also to paint blush on his face.

so makeup,

But in two to three minutes, the old god man dressed himself up.

He looked at himself in the mirror,

Then he took out a wig from the bag and put it on for himself.

Originally funny face,
After putting on the wig, it instantly becomes eerie and sinister!
The make-up that made people laugh seemed to be the finishing touch at this moment, and his temperament suddenly changed, with a gloomy and sinister atmosphere lingering around the old man, he looked up at Yun Nishang——

Yun Nishang didn't dare to look into the other's dark eyes, and hurried away from the altar!
(End of this chapter)