my weird life

Chapter 498 Happy God Road (22)

"Welcome to Perfect Life Simulator!"

"You can consume yuan jade or dry jade, and choose to simulate your own or other people's life, so as to find solutions to many life problems!"

The darkness covered the whole field, Su Wu stood in the darkness, and saw the huge dial floating in the air ahead.

Around the dial, there are screens,

Represents the various simulations he can currently perform.

He didn't hesitate, and immediately issued an instruction to the simulator: "Exchange 1 dry jade, and start a personal future simulation."

One dry jade is equal to one thousand yuan jade.

The last time in the simulation of Dongliu Island, Su Wu exchanged a large amount of yuan jade for dry jade, and was able to take out items from Dongliu Island, including 'Black Dizang', 'Ten Miedu Dao Clue', 'Dahonglian' All items such as "Two Cang" and "Jianzhen Buddha Beads" were exchanged.

Yuanyu cannot exchange a considerable part of these things.

As a result, Su Wu became curious about the function of 'Dry Jade'.

He is now going to enter the "dog hole" thrown by the god of joy on the edge of the underworld to track down the whereabouts of the god of joy.

Although before this, the old man made a divination for the result of the trip, and the result of the divination was "good luck", but the place of "Yin Yin" is full of all kinds of horrible, evil and unimaginable cunning.

They may not have the power to interfere with the old divine man's divination results.

In addition, Su Wu almost suffered disaster here once.

——He met the trick troupe in the underworld, and the trick troupe attracted the projection of the "Hand of the Three Purities". If it weren't for the terma paper that eventually evolved into Zhong Kui's face, he might not be able to avoid the pursuit of the projection of the "Hand of the Three Purities" .

Caution is the boat.

This time, although he is only parading on the edge of the underworld, walking through the dog hole dug out by the god of joy,
To prevent accidents,

He still has to carry out this simulation.

Make sure nothing goes wrong with this.

This simulation, using a dry jade to verify its effect, is just right.

"Successful exchange."

"Your wallet balance is 75540-1000=74540 yuan jade!"

Yuanyu is a currency that Su Wuhui often uses and consumes in large quantities.

Even if he does not simulate,
In reality, I often exchange some items from the simulation for use by myself and those around me.

Among them, the most used ones are various secret medicines in the simulated world of the secret storage domain, and the other is the soul harvesting rice in the kitchen god world.

He set various work tasks and work goals for the Taoist masters,
When the subordinates complete a certain task or tasks, they will receive corresponding rewards.

Most of them are secret medicines in the secret storage domain.

Both Yun Nishang and Jiang Yingying benefited from this.

Therefore, the number of yuan jades in his body has never been a number that rarely changes.

On the contrary, this number changes frequently.

The voice of the simulator is still ringing in his ears,

Items are listed around the huge dial in front of them.

"You can bring the following items into the simulation..."

Option 0: Ni's body (12 dry jade).

Option 1: Terma paper (3000 yuan jade).

Option 2: Black Ksitigarbha (8 dry jade).

Option 3: Big Red Lotus Embryo Collection (5000 yuan jade).

……

Su Wu glanced at the various items listed around the dial, and finally exchanged for option 3 ——'Big Red Lotus Embryo Hidden' in his hand.

"Successful exchange!"

"Your wallet balance is: 74540-5000=69540 yuan jade!"

He held the tachi with flames dancing on the blade,

The surrounding darkness was illuminated a lot by the scarlet fire.

The sound of the simulator gradually fades away,

The wall of the mourning hall intertwined with 24 filial piety pictures and [-]-story hell pictures slowly emerged in the darkness.

"Loading into talent..."

"Loading simulation..."

"Your future life has been loaded successfully!"

The darkness covering all around has completely faded away,
It was like the coffin wall specially built at the crossroads when the old man died when he was a child, and moved forward in parallel on both sides of Su Wu, winding all the way to the dark depths spread by the miserable green lanterns.

front,

With black hair like a waterfall, the five-headed "five-headed lady" walked slowly,

A burst of bells sounded from it,

It seemed to be urging Su Wu.

The 'wall of the spiritual shed' is constantly changing between virtual and real.

The black mist flowed here, covering the deep ravines hidden in the ground.

Su Wu looked sideways at the picture scroll wall that had turned into an illusion—the old godly man outside the wall was dancing a weird and crazy dance, half of his body was submerged in the black mist of the underworld, and half of his body was still in reality.

With the help of his half body, the "five-headed lady" can parade on the edge of the underworld.

Withdrawing his gaze, Su Wu followed the bells ringing from the five-headed lady, and walked forward slowly holding the 'Big Red Lotus Embryo Zang'.

There's only black mist around,
Above the head, the flames of the green lantern flickered.

walk a distance,
After passing through Jiang's house,
The walls paved with 24 filial piety pictures and [-]-story hell pictures on both sides suddenly disappeared.

The miserable green lantern remains,

Those who make up the walls on both sides turned into men and women with their backs facing each other, their arms and ankles were tied up with bloodshot threads. The Wall of Flesh'.

The five-headed lady stopped at a dark corner ahead,

It got on the body of the old god,
This time, I am going to the underworld to meet my 'friend'.

Li Gui has never been emotional,

In the so-called "friendship" that the old man thought,
Li Gui should have a different meaning.

Perhaps it was a certain characteristic that attracted the two Li Guis to approach each other, making the old god man mistakenly think that they were "good friends", or, the old god man already knew that there were some "characteristics" that attracted and repelled each other between Li Gui .

Good friends are just a popular way of saying that they are Duan Gong's epileptic pulse.

Just like Master Zhaodao, who tolerated all kinds of treachery, would meet Ma Xiangu, who tolerated all kinds of treachery,

The two even rushed together to prevent the recovery of the "Three Cleansing Intestines".

In the end, both of them died in the dry well in Banshan Bay, Longshanji.

There may be some kind of "characteristic" that attracts each other between the three pure intestines, the sly eyes, and the sly hair.

If the five-headed empress keeps walking along the dog hole dug out by the god of joy,

In the end, I can only be happy for a while,
Xishen does not seem to be its lover.

Therefore, it stopped in a dark corner, and there were no expressions on the five ugly heads. Their purple lips squirmed, and they uttered a gloomy and cold language: "Xiang Chaha Saramanan..."

After the cunning language was spread,

On the side of the wall facing the five-headed lady, men and women whose hands and feet were bound by bloodshot threads intertwined, couples of men and women squirmed away with painful expressions, crawling to the left and right,

Parted a dark portal,

At this time, the five-headed lady turned her face, and the five expressionless faces faced Su Wu, and a human voice came out of its mouth: "Young man... I'll take the lady there...to meet up...

Next, you just walk forward along the road..."

This is the voice of the old man.

"Master, take care." Su Wu nodded and said to the 'Five-headed Empress'.

It didn't respond to Su Wu anything,
Turned around and stepped into the dark portal.

The men and women crawling to the left and right gradually returned to the distance amidst the shocks, and were about to block the dark portal.

Su Wu passed the gate and walked forward. In his right eye, a red lotus was in full bloom. The demon protector Yan Mo, who had four horns, entangled with necklaces and beads on the horns, trampled on the red lotus, and appeared in the passageway at the edge of the underworld dug out by the God of Joy. inside.

As soon as Yan Mo Guardian appeared here, it made the whole passage narrow and crowded.

The black mist surging in all directions gathered towards it.

Yan Mo Zun (Yan Mozun): When Yan Mo's true form is completely integrated with this body, and all kinds of tonics, extremely evil powers, and tricks are allocated to strengthen his physical score to '99', Yan Mo's body will be fully integrated. Grow into 'Yan Mozun'!
Current physical score: 57!

Yan Mozun walks in hell,

Absorb the evil power, the rhyme,
Strengthen yourself!

……

Since Protector Yan Mo had a real body until now, its physical score has risen from 37 to 57.

Among them, the biggest boost to its physical growth is
It wasn't the secret medicine of the secret storage domain that Su Wu often fed to it - those secret medicines had almost no effect on today's Yan Mo protector.

It was the many tricks that Su Wu cut off on Dongliu Island, and their overflowing tricks were swallowed by Yan Mo's guardian, which contributed to the faster growth of Yan Mo's guardian.

At present, Yan Mo Protector is released on the "Xi Shen Road" to use it to pull the wool of Xi Shen.

The strange rhyme circulating in the black mist was silently chewed and swallowed by Yan Mo's guardian.

It silently walks in front of Su Wu,

A quadruple force wheel turns under its feet.

Su Wu drove Yan Mo Dharma forward slowly,

From the crack that was about to close behind him, some viscous black liquid suddenly seeped in. The black liquid spread out on Xishen Road, wriggling and standing up. A pitch-black figure with the same body shape.

Dozens of pitch-black arms emerged from this human figure, supporting its increasingly bulging abdomen,
There is no tricky rhyme flowing in it,
Just like that, he followed Su Wu silently.

The pitch-black figure is walking forward, and there seems to be another black shadow behind it. That black shadow has six arms, one pair of arms pointing to the sky, and the other pair of arms pointing to the ground. The middle pair of arms is no longer a shadow, but A pair of corporeal, highly decayed arms.

There are sores on these arms,

In the rotten sores, there are many figures with their hair floating, lying in the rotten river water, flowing downstream with the river water,

Like a drifter in a river.

Just a pair of arms,
It seems that there is a terrifying world hidden!

The rotten left arm held the hilt of a black shadow magic sword, and the right hand held the tip of the sword. The jet-black figure with the exact same face as Su Wu stood back to back with it suddenly at a certain moment,
Then it turned away,
Make the black shadow with six arms face Su Wu——

The only solid arms in the shadow, holding the black shadow dharma sword, suddenly pushed the dark dharma sword with only shadows towards Su Wu who was marching forward!

Su Wu felt a creepy feeling in his heart!

He turned suddenly,
He saw that pair of corrupt arms that he remembered deeply and could never forget, holding the black shadow magic sword, and pushing towards him horizontally!

Three Clean Hands Projection!

behind the projection,
Another pitch-black figure melted into viscous black liquid in an instant and disappeared on the ground!

(End of this chapter)