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Chapter 379 The funeral of Kudo Jiu1

Chapter 379 Kudo Jiuichi’s Funeral

After the family members' speech, Suzuki Sonoko spoke as a guest representative.

"Put the words high school student, detective, excellent, smart, and perfect together, and everyone will think of one person-" Suzuki Sonoko said slowly, and then when everyone was about to say Kudo Shinichi, she put her hands on her chest Above: "Yes, it's me, Queen of Reasoning Suzuki Sonoko."

Martin in the back suddenly asked the monk beside him in confusion: "Whose day is today?"

Suzuki Sonoko in the front suddenly looked frozen - not because of her acting skills, but because she was really frozen because Martin's line was not in the script. This bastard was improvising! No, he hid the trap when he wrote the script!

You bastard, you even plot against your own people, right? You won't have any friends like this!

In her heart, she wanted to face Martin with a left hook and a right hook, Lushan Shenglongba and Pegasus Meteor Fist. Suzuki Sonoko finished her lines stiffly without even knowing what she looked like, and returned to her position to stare at Martin fiercely. : I want you to look good when it’s over.

Martin also took advantage of the light to dim and shook his head critically: Girl, you are not good at improvising on the spot.

"Below, play a recording that the deceased wanted to be played at the funeral."

A classmate took out the tape recorder and looked around to find no suitable place to visit the tape recorder, so he placed it directly on the coffin and pressed the play button:

"Hey, where am I? Why is it so dark? Wow! It's so narrow in here? I can't move!"

(Conan: I didn’t know I liked drinking milk so much.)

Oyama: "Kudo-san loves justice so much that even in times of crisis, he would definitely not leave a burning building alone."

At this time, the lights dimmed, and only two bright beams of light were given to the two students among the guests, who were Kudo Shinichi's classmates, Oyama and Inuzuka.

Inuzuka (looking very happy): "Oh! Confused!"

Dashan (whispering tone): "Hey, do you know how Kudo died? Was he fighting a criminal or something?"

Oyama: "Rest in peace...Isn't Kudo's death tragic?"

Dashan: "Oh my god, how many people died?"

Dashan: "When the office building caught fire, there must have been many people inside, right?"

Inuzuka: (lowering his head to operate his mobile phone) "While the security guard escaped, I went to the toilet."

Dashan: "He acted bravely and put out the fire!"

The highlight of the two people disappeared, and the entire stage returned to brightness. Then the attendant next to the monk turned around and saluted: "You can now offer incense to the deceased."

Inuzuka (carelessly): "I heard that Kudo drank a whole bucket of milk that day, and when he was looking for a toilet on the street with a bloated stomach, he saw a burning office building."

Inuzuka (still typing on his phone, nonchalantly): "Hmm... forty thousand."

Inuzuka (quietly took out his cell phone): "Yes, I heard that Kudo rushed into the building without hesitation."

Yes, Inuzuka just felt that the funeral was too boring and was secretly playing mahjong on his mobile phone.

Inuzuka (looking at his phone intently, not seeming to be responding to Oyama’s words): “Fifty thousand.”

Next came the chanting session of the funeral. The monk played by Tomoaki Niide was chanting on the side, and all the guests were kneeling neatly to accompany him. Only Martin was sitting there cross-legged with one leg standing, and he used body language to create some Laughing points, like the exaggerated butt scratching.

Mao Lilan was a little strange. During the rehearsal, she didn't remember that there was a mechanism that could make the coffin shake. There were only sandbags in the coffin.

However, the next second, the recording content suddenly changed to the Oxford English listening tape "Please listen to the following...", and the shaking of the coffin also stopped abruptly. The person who took out the tape recorder took it back. No one seemed to care about the coffin. Shake was confused.

What's 'miraculous' is that with Kudo Shinichi's panicked shouting in the tape recorder, the coffin under the tape recorder also trembled, as if someone was really struggling inside.

Kudo Shinichi's voice rang in the venue: "Hey, is there anyone? Hello? Where is this place? (Sounds of slapping around) Box? Am I in a box?"

"Wait a minute! This is a coffin! Why am I in the coffin! Is there anyone? Help me? Help! (Sounds of strong slapping on the coffin.)"

Then Martin asked Suzuki Sonoko how to offer incense. It was his first time attending a Japanese funeral and he didn’t know the procedure.

So Suzuki Sonoko went to burn incense first and asked Martin to watch his actions: first, he walked to the incense stand in front of the coffin and nodded to the bereaved family member Mao Lilan and the monk Shinde Tomaki; then he knelt down in front of the incense stand and faced the portrait. Namaste with both hands; pick up the rosary in the left hand, grab a little incense ash on the forehead with the right hand and put it back, repeat three times; Namaste with both hands in front of the portrait of the deceased, and nod in salute to the bereaved family members.

Then Martin came on the stage confidently: "First, say hello to the aunt and then give the abbot a surprise blow!" He waved hello to Mao Lilan in a very brilliant way, and then hit Tomaki Shinde, who played the monk, on the head with a hand knife.

Of course, during the rehearsal process in the past few days, it has already been determined that the current new Tomoaki is still the original one and is not a disguise.

The monk jumped into the street with a very exaggerated movement.

"Then, let's sing in front of the portrait, and the abbot will join us." Martin summoned a microphone out of nowhere, handed it to the monk on the ground who was saying "Don't Stop," and sang two lines of "Flower of Hope" together.

"Next, hold the rosary in your left hand and apply the ashes on your face with your right hand."

Suzuki Sonoko: "Hashido sack? Did you apply it on your face? Apply it on your face like a facial mask!"

Martin not only applied it himself, but also gave the monk a beautiful make-up.

"Then another chorus!" "Done!"

In the audience, Mouri Kogoro said in shock: "To be able to find a star who has already reached the altar to perform in such a funny drama, it must be the money paid by the rich lady herself, right?"

Even though Mouri Kogoro already thought that Martin would disguise himself, as long as he didn't know that this was a superpower, he still had not broken through the cognitive distortion. At this time, he firmly believed that this was the real MJ.

Not only him, but also the audience in the venue. Many of them had already informed their friends who did not come to watch the performance in other places of the school festival. The auditorium, which was already crowded and a bit hot, was still there at this time. More people kept coming.

Conan, who looked ashen, reminded in a low voice: "Uncle, is there a possibility that that is Martin?"

Mouri Kogoro suddenly woke up and hit his palm with his fist: "That's right!"

The only one who failed to break through the cognitive distortion was Kazuya, who was very confused at this time: "Ah, his name is also Martin? Yes, his name in the play seems to be Martin."

Conan sighed silently, took out a small notebook from his body, opened it and wrote a line of words.

{Will: After my death, everything will be kept simple, no funeral will be held, no guests will be seen. }

Because the monks could not continue chanting sutras to save the deceased, the funeral moved to the next stage and the body was bid farewell to.

A window was opened in the flip-top coffin, and everyone who walked up to the coffin could see the body.

According to the script, Mao Lilan, who played Kudo's mother, was heartbroken at this time, and Suzuki Sonoko was comforting her.

The rest of the guests, that is, the classmates came forward to say goodbye one by one. Of course, everyone including Martin's farewell words were abnormal, such as "I'll sleep with you and wake up", and some people were crying and complaining about themselves and Kudo Shinichi. 'Fire and fire', 'childhood sweethearts', 'love each other'. Well, they are all boys.

In fact, in Martin's original script, there was a mother who gave birth to a child out of wedlock and cried while holding her child. Then Kudo's mother and her comforted each other, talked happily, and finally married Jinlan. However, the girls in the class didn't want to act, and the boys couldn't hide their shame and did it, so they had to delete it regretfully.

One of the guests, a classmate from Yantian, was even more popular. He suddenly stood up, took out a wine bottle, and drank from it. The sound effects engineer also added a goo-dong sound effect. At the same time, the extinguished slide lighted up again, displaying the eye-catching slogan "The props used are mineral water, drinking is harmful to health, and minors are prohibited from imitating."

After downing a bottle of soju, classmate Yantian let out a vivid wine burp, then staggered on the spot, then stumbled towards the coffin, knelt beside it and looked at 'Kudo Shinichi' inside.

"Old worker! Why did you leave so quickly? I still remember the happy time when the two of us made a bet on who could drink a bucket of milk in one go first!"

CONAN: There's a certain amount of intentional homicide involved in this bet.

"I still remember, remember..." As he said this, Shiota-san must have drunk too much, and his stomach felt uncomfortable. He wanted to stand up, but couldn't use his feet, so he picked up Kudo Shinichi's coffin and stuck his head in. "Ugh——!"

Two classmates immediately came up to stir him up and walked back. Yantian seemed to be feeling better, but the next moment his expression changed, he turned around and rushed directly to the coffin: "Ugh——!"

This is called breaking the jar and breaking the jar.

"Oh my god!" Mao Lilan, who played Kudo's mother, suddenly covered her chest as if she was about to faint: "How is he?"

After Yantian was pulled away, a classmate stepped forward to take a look, then pinched his nose and closed the lid of the coffin. He turned around and nodded firmly: "The situation is not bad!"

Mao Lilan seemed to be dying.

The farewell ceremony must not be possible, and the coffin can only be carried away directly.

Eight people came to carry the coffin. This time, the background music didn’t even bother to play the funeral march first, and started playing "Happy Hometown" directly: "Come with me, we will set off at dawn..."

Although most of the students could not understand it, there were subtitles on the slides on the side.

Watching the coffin-carrying team slowly leaving with the coffin while dancing, Suzuki Sonoko asked casually: "Auntie, what should I do with Shinichi-kun's ashes after Sparks? Burial?"

Mao Lilan shook his head: "The cemetery is too expensive."

"Put it at home?"

"I'd be scared."

"How about burial at sea?"

"How can that work! Shinichi can't swim!"

"How to deal with it?"

Mao Lilan thought for a while and came up with a good idea: "Can you sprinkle it at the entrance of the supermarket so that I can see him every time I go to the supermarket?"

On the other side, an accident occurred during the coffin-carrying dance. The coffin accidentally fell to the ground, the lid opened, and a 'corpse' that resembled Kudo Shinichiku rolled out.

Mao Lilan was stunned when he saw the 'corpse': "Wait a minute! Who is he!"

The classmates who had been greeted by Martin long ago and thought it was a surprise for Maori classmates said in unison: "It's your child, Kudo Shinichi!"

"No!" Mao Lilan said loudly: "My child, he is not so dark!"

(End of this chapter)

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