Transform randomly in Kexue World

Chapter 380: What is the most embarrassing way to die?

(This chapter has been significantly modified, including intelligent modifications by the writer's background, and there may be narrative incoherence. (For example, it deleted the 38 in the title))

The face of the 'corpse' rolled on the ground was covered with thick foundation, as if an actor applied makeup to look lifeless even after being put on by a corpse makeup artist in order to play a qualified corpse. look like.

But as a drama, there are no cameras to take close-ups, and after being thrown to the ground and rolled around, most of the thick shell of foundation fell off, revealing the dark skin underneath, and there was a white part for comparison, which made it look even more blacken.

"No! My child, he is not that dark!" After subconsciously speaking, Mao Lilan blinked. This seems to be... Hattori?

At this time, Hattori, who was lying on the ground, also realized that he had been deceived... The script was completely different from the script Martin gave him!

"No, aunt, he is Kudo-san!" Dashan said excitedly: "Kudo-san was burned in the fire!"

"what are you saying?"

Mao Lilan looked confused.

"My son Shinichi obviously panicked and fell into the cesspit during the fire and died!"

"I know this question!" Martin took his hand off the voice changer around his neck: "That's how to pick out the color!"

(Conan: Ha...ha...ha...I finally know why Yantian vomited.)

Hattori Heiji, who was originally responsible for pretending to be the corpse, jumped up and was about to fight Martin for 300 rounds, but at this time the BGM stopped abruptly, and the drama stopped at this strange place.

Amid the applause of the audience, the performance ended successfully. All the actors stood in a row and thanked the audience, and then the curtain slowly fell.

Could it be that this guy has prepared other 'programs'?

However, in the next second, Martin slipped directly through the gap in the curtain - this was my escape route!

Hattori Heiji rolled up his sleeves and chased after him, but was shocked by the number of people outside.

Chasing "MJ" in front of these fans? Even Hattori Heiji felt his legs weaken for a while.

If you think about it, you will know that Hattori Heiji must have suffered a lot, lying in the coffin and being carried and rocked by them just for the last part.

……

Because he just lay in the coffin and suffered throughout the whole process, there was no real role at all, so except for the curtain call full of resentment, the situation in the audience was completely invisible.

Let Martin slip away... Suzuki Sonoko and her classmates were cleaning up the stage, while Hattori Heiji, who as a guest did not participate in these logistical tasks, went out to meet Mouri Kogoro and others.

They all knew that this Martin was fake. When the crowd in the auditorium surged and was about to get out of control, they left their seats and went to the edge of the auditorium, while contacting the school's security to maintain order.

However, Martin faced the crazy crowd and did a stage dive - not on his back, but like a swimmer, taking off into the water, diving directly into the crowd, and then using the magic of squeezing the bus to get through the crowd with ease. Push out violently.

It's okay for others to laugh, but Hattori Heiji was very unconvinced when Conan laughed at him: "Who do you think I am for? I didn't come to help you because you called me pitifully and said that this was a serious matter that endangered your studies. Is this yours?"

Not only Toyama Kazuha, but Mouri Kogoro and Conan were also laughing.

"Asshole, this is different from what you said before!" Hattori Heiji, who was tricked by someone into playing the role of 'Kudo Shinichi who plays the corpse', rolled up his sleeves.

"Stay away from me, I think I can smell it." Toyama Kazuha even mischievously covered his nose and stayed away from Hattori Heiji, as if Hattori Heiji had really fallen into a cesspool and been vomited all over him.

As soon as Fang met, Hattori Heiji was ridiculed by Toyama Kazuha: "You idiot, you have such a thick fan and sneaked here just to suffer and be embarrassed?"

Even during the curtain call, because the stage was bright and the auditorium was dark, he couldn't see clearly what was going on below. I didn’t expect that because Martin had become MJ, and everyone who saw him thought he was the real MJ, even if he performed in a humorous play at the high school school festival, they believed him, so at this time, the auditorium was already full of people. Filled with adoring fans.

"You guy!" Suzuki Sonoko, who had gone from being a mystery queen to a screen queen, picked up a broom.

Some fanatics thought that their idols were far ahead, but they did not notice that the person who just squeezed them out was the person they wanted to see.

Hattori Heiji actually guessed Martin's modus operandi after he realized that he had been tricked, especially Mao Lilan's last sentence. The sound heard by the audience came from the speakers so they couldn't hear it, but he could hear it clearly on the stage. Mao Lilan's voice came from Martin's position. After being laughed at by Conan, my face felt hot. Fortunately, I had the double insurance of skin color and thick foundation that no one else knew about.

But in fact, the existence of these fans itself is a danger to Martin - the existence of fans, once they become crazy, makes people doubt whether they really love idols. It is not uncommon for idols to be harmed by fans in ancient and modern times, and idols have also been hurt by fans. During the group period, her clothes were torn and her hair was even plucked out.

When the curtain completely fell on the stage and the last gap between it and the stage was closed, someone moved.

"Hush!" Before the two of them took action, Martin suddenly made an exaggerated gesture to signal everyone to be silent.

Conan knew what was going on as soon as he heard Hattori Heiji's accusation. To be precise, after seeing Hattori Heiji roll out of the coffin, Conan guessed it after a little thought: "Did I call? You answered the phone. Didn't you know to check the caller's number? Did you know that guy also had a voice changer on the first day?"

But he couldn't lose face and still quarreled with Conan: "So I came to help you with good intentions and you still laughed at me, right?"

Conan refused to take the blame and said it was none of my business: "You were stupid and deceived, and you still blame me?"

"You bastard!" Hattori Heiji was very angry. I was deceived because I valued your request for help. Can't you have a better attitude?

"You black charcoal!"

"You are one meter tall!"

"You were deceived by Martin!"

"You were given a glorious funeral!"

"You are a coffin man!"

"You died suddenly!"

"You died for me!"

...Several people around looked at them with dead fish eyes.

Toyama and Ye shook their heads: "He actually quarreled with a primary school student. Heiji is really becoming more and more childish."

Miyano Akemi said with a smile: "Boys should always be like this, right? Although I don't understand it either."

But the real elementary school students quit, and Mitsuhiko coughed lightly: "Haihara-san's sister, please don't say that. Most of us boys are very mature, and there are only a few like Conan-san."

At this time, the students passing by were still talking about MJ. Those who saw the performance with their own eyes firmly said that it must be the real MJ, while those who did not see the performance looked at it from a rational point of view. Analysts believe that it is impossible for MJ to appear in a high school festival humor comedy.

"Have you heard? There was a murder in the haunted house in the third year of high school." A completely different topic was mixed in the surrounding discussion, and although it was subtle, it accurately triggered the keywords of the three detectives. "Yoshi, let's go!"×3

In short, the murder that was going to happen finally happened, and was solved as always with the joint efforts of the three detectives.
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Two days later...

"There are peaches, papayas, and cherries. Summer is really a good time to eat fruit!" Mouri Kogoro, wearing only a pair of beach shorts, was lying on a bench and said with an expression like a monkey entering a fruit stand. .

Someone next to me was puzzled: "Cherry? Where are the fruits here?"

This is a hotel in Karuizawa. In the swimming pool inside the hotel, many people are playing in it to cool off. Among them, young or mature girls are particularly eye-catching.

"Look there -" Mouri Kogoro held up a drink bottle and scolded Fang Qiu. He enthusiastically explained to others, his words were sharp and vivid, which made people feel like listening to fairy music. Unfortunately, it seemed that he could not pass the trial.

"Sir, you are a great talent!" The people next to him were greatly inspired after hearing this. They clasped their hands and sighed, thinking it was brilliant.

Sitting on another beach chair next to Mouri Kogoro was a man who looked to be about the same age as Mouri Kogoro, in his early forties. He has thin eyebrows and big eyes, and a scrawled mustache under his nose. He looks like a slovenly uncle who is on par with Mouri Kogoro.

Mouri Kogoro became so excited after being complimented that he even took off the Walkman from his ears and commented on the dazzling women in the swimming pool one by one.

Every time he said something, the man next to him would compliment him, making him speak more and more enthusiastically.

The atmosphere was getting hot, and the man patted the bench: "As soon as my husband and I met, we were like a torrent of people searching for a close friend. It was so late that we met, and we felt like old friends at the first sight!"

Mouri Kogoro also had a profound expression on his face, and people who didn't know him would have thought they were talking about something noble: "It is enough to have a close friend in life, and the world should treat him with the same compassion."

"I really wish I could become brothers with different surnames with my husband!" the man hinted...no, said explicitly.

Hearing this, Mouri Kogoro's heart surged, and blood surged in his chest: "Brother!"

The man also had lightning in his eyes: "Brother!"

Kucha!

As soon as the man finished speaking, the small table with drinks between the two recliners suddenly collapsed.

Where the table was originally, there was a slender hand.

Mao Lilan looked at the two of them with horrifying eyes, mainly looking at Mao Li Kogoro: "Hehehe, it seems like I accidentally saw something dirty when I went out."

Outsiders can't control it, but this perverted old man can already lead to humane destruction! And if he doesn't stop him, he will become a brother of a different surname with someone whose name he doesn't even know yet.

What makes me even more angry is...

"I was talking about staying in a hotel in Karuizawa for two days to escape the heat, but I ended up bringing my beach pants here to enjoy it!" Mao Lilan clenched her fists. She really wanted to play in the water. , but she didn’t know in advance that there was an indoor swimming pool in the hotel and she didn’t prepare any swimsuits when she packed her luggage. The swimsuits sold next to the swimming pool were of poor quality and expensive, and most importantly, the styles were not good-looking and too sexy.

CONAN: It's obviously for the swimming pool.

Mouri Kogoro broke out in a cold sweat. In order to change the subject, he looked at the small table that was slapped to pieces: "Hey, Xiaolan, you have to pay for breaking something in the hotel!"

"Oh, that's what happened." Xiaolan's tone was still cold: "Dad will pay, right?"

Mouri Kogoro was sweating: "Yes, yes."

Mao Lilan glanced at the man on the other side who still looked calm, feeling a little dissatisfied, but because he was an outsider, he couldn't say much.

"Really..." Xiaolan sighed: "I don't know where Martin-kun and the others are. If I had known, we would have set off together."

Hearing this, Mouri Kogoro muttered dissatisfiedly: "We all said that the whole family came here to relieve the heat, why do you always have to call that face-changing boy to come too?"

Why is Xiaolan's relationship with that boy getting better and better... If she must have a son-in-law, she still hopes that her daughter will find a human rather than a dog.

Xiaolan took out her cell phone and was about to call and ask, and she replied casually: "It doesn't matter, it's just more fun if you have more friends."

And it's not just Martin on Martin's side. Dr. A Li, Miss Mingmei and Xiao Ai are all friends worth inviting to travel together.

Just as she was thinking about it, Xiaolan, who dialed Martin's number, heard a somewhat familiar ringtone. Turning his head to look over, he saw Gentleman Martin slowly taking out his cell phone from his Hawaiian shirt and hanging up. At the same time, the recording stopped: "I got Brother Maori's criminal declaration~"

"Martin-kun?" Xiaolan looked at him in astonishment. Even though she was used to his ever-changing changes, she never expected that the man she was complaining about just now was actually Martin-kun.

"Is it your kid!?" Mouri Kogoro also quickly understood: "Wow, you kid, even if you look not serious on the surface, you still have so many dirty thoughts in your heart!"

Seriously, it was as if the Mouri Kogoro who was the brother of the other party just now was just everyone's illusion.

Before Martin said anything, a slender and graceful figure emerged from the edge of the nearby swimming pool: "Xiaolan, actually we arrived earlier."

Miyano Akemi was wearing a red bikini, which made Mouri Kogoro look straight in the eyes, and then Maori Ran couldn't bear it and directly inserted two fingers into her eyes to serve her.

Next to her, there was a cutie with brown hair, who was glaring at the gentleman Martin with eyes that looked at toxic and hazardous waste.

"Miss Qiu Ya, Xiao Ai!" Mao Lilan greeted with bright eyes: "Hello, where are the doctor and Tuji?"

Miyano Akemi's current pseudonym is Haihara Qiuya, but the relevant documents have not yet been obtained, and this identity cannot be checked yet.

"Both Doctor and Tutu don't want to go into the water, so they are responsible for 'looking after the luggage.'" Akemi Miyano explained jokingly: "Martin-kun said that the first thing Mr. Mori would do when he arrived at the hotel was to come to the swimming pool, so we got there first. It’s a step forward, I’ve been waiting for you for a while.”

"Is that so..." Mao Lilan saw that Miyano Akemi was also wearing a swimsuit, and it was not the style found in the swimsuit store nearby, and she was a little depressed: "You also know that you need to bring a swimsuit, how deceitful."

"Xiaolan." Miyano Akemi came ashore and took her arm: "Be prepared, I also brought a swimsuit for you, come with me to see if the size is correct."

(End of this chapter)