Transform randomly in Kexue World

Chapter 378 Kudo Shinji’s Funeral

It seems that the role played by Mao Lilan is the mother of the deceased.

Suzuki Sonoko pulled Martin and ran over: "Auntie, we are late!"

"Good children, it's not too late, not too late." Kudo's mother, played by Mao Lilan, said: "The rice has just come out of the pot and is still hot."

"Huh?"×2

Kudo's mother knew that she was speaking smoothly: "I mean, Shinichi just came out..."

"Huh?"×2

"Shinichi has just been carried out from the morgue. He is still warm...he is not warm anymore!" Kudo's mother broke down and burst into tears, making the audience burst into laughter.

"Auntie!" Suzuki Sonoko stepped forward and hugged Mao Lilan: "This news is too abrupt for any of us... I mean too sudden! Losing a loved one is an unspeakable pain, but I believe that the passing of Your loved ones also hope that you can face the future with strength and courage. Please take care of yourself and let the passing go..."

Then Suzuki Sonoko said a long list of traditional clichés, and took out the silk gold and handed it to Mao Lilan. Then he turned around and pulled Martin: "Go."

"What to do?"

"Just like what I just did! Go comfort Shinichi's mother. You can just repeat what I just said. This is part of etiquette."

It seemed that he had completely forgotten what Suzuki Sonoko had just said.

However, the rhythm of the background music slowly changed.

Yuanzi turned his back and complained softly: "Actually, there is no need to start from this step."

At this time, solemn notes sounded, which was the funeral march.

The serious coffin-carrying here does not place it on the shoulders, but only carries it with hands until it is at waist level.

Mao Lilan hugged Martin with a confused expression.

After they separated, Martin got stuck again: "That..."

"That's enough!" Suzuki Sonoko finally couldn't stand it anymore and stretched out her hand to pull Martin away.

"Oh...Auntie!" Martin also went up and gave Mao Lilan a bear hug.

Some audience members in the audience shook their legs unconsciously.

Martin was still struggling: "Wait a minute, there's Jin... Jin..."

Martin hugged him again.

Suzuki Sonoko: "You just remember a slip of the tongue, right?"

Mao Lilan hugged him with a confused look.

"Uncle..."

The two separated, Martin organized his words, and then got stuck: "Uh... this... is abrupt... is abrupt! Auntie!"

The beat is faster, the notes are stronger, and the timbre changes a lot.

Then another bear hug: "Auntie!"

Mao Lilan hugged Martin with a sad face.

Accompanied by solemn music, eight people in black suits slowly walked in from the edge of the stage carrying a coffin, as if they were stepping on every detail step by step.

"It's silk gold! But forget about your handful of coins!"

Not only the audience, but also the eight people in black suits carrying the coffin on the stage began to shake unconsciously.

“Just beat itbeat it”

Finally, the music completed its gradient and revealed its true colors, and the people carrying the coffin stopped pretending and danced with brisk steps while carrying the coffin.

Martin conjured a bowler hat out of nowhere, put it on his head and slid onto the stage. Leading the audience to dance together with cheers.

This is also a musical, a disco series in the mourning hall.

Of course, in fact, in the original script, Martin would not join in the dancing. The protagonists were eight classmates carrying the coffin, and he did not intend to bring the entire audience to dance together.

But now he is MJ! Of course, if you have this condition, you must give it full play. The students who carried the coffin had no objections and were even very excited.

Although Suzuki-san made it clear in the morning that this was just an extra who looked similar to MJ, the video showed them dancing with MJ!

When the music reached its peak, the eight backup dancers all let go of the coffin, and the coffin fell to the ground with a thud.

Mao Lilan and Suzuki Sonoko, who were in the dark area, heard a faint groan after the coffin landed.

Um? Aren't there sandbags inside the coffin to show the weight? Did he hit someone's foot?

"The body of Mr. Kudo Shinichi has arrived——!"

Under the stage, Conan looked around cautiously, fearing that two big men would come out secretly and take him up.

But he thought too much, and the body pointed to the coffin on the stage. Mao Lilan didn't have time to think about the muffled groan she just heard, because her line had arrived: "My son! You died so miserably!"

Mao Lilan's shout was full of emotion, and it ended with a whimper, like resentment, admiration, weeping, and a lingering lingering sound!

CONAN: Director, I'm going to report that she seemed to be laughing.

At the same time she lay on the coffin and patted it.

Suzuki Sonoko came closer to comfort Mao Lilan, but before she could speak, the funeral march music started again.

I saw that the previous eight people were still on the field, and eight more people came up carrying a coffin. There were men and women, a professional team in black suits.

The music changed tune, the coffin was carried and danced, and the funeral hall danced, everything happened again, but this time Martin did not step forward and lead the audience to dance together.

Finally the coffin fell to the ground: "The body of Mr. Kudo Shinji has arrived——!"

Suzuki Sonoko covered her mouth in surprise: "Oh my God! I didn't expect that not only Shinichi-kun, but also Shinji-kun -!"

The funeral march sounded again, and another eight people came on stage carrying a coffin, and then the mourning hall started to dance: "The body of Mr. Kudo Shinzo has arrived——!"

"Shinsan-kun——!"

Conan in the audience rolled his eyes wildly: Are you trying to exterminate my family and exterminate me?

Also...is this a rhythm where the whole class comes on stage?

There are only thirty people in the class, and now there are twenty-six on the stage.

Just as he was talking, another person came up with a small box: "The Kudo family's big yellow dog has arrived!"

Without even giving Conan any time to react, another person came holding an egg tray filled with eggs: "The Kudo family's shaken yellow eggs have arrived!"

Big-yellow-dog-!

egg--!

Where is this? Where is this?

"Thank you for your hard work, children." Mao Lilan's tone was kind, but the words he said were not so kind: "Except for Kudo Shinichi's body, just carry the others out."

"Ah?" Suzuki Sonoko was puzzled: "Why are you carrying it out?"

"Because they are not my children." After Mao Lilan finished speaking, she suddenly realized and stopped the person who delivered the eggs: "Wait a minute, keep the eggs. This is what I ordered this morning."

"Damn it, it was sent to the wrong person." Suzuki Sonoko slapped her thigh: "Let me tell you, why are there so many people in Shinichi-kun's family?"

Except for the first coffin, the remaining two coffins were made of cardboard. The next second, the students took apart the cardboard and turned it into Japanese-style door panels in the scene. The students carrying the coffin took out their mats and knelt down. Sit down, now they are guests at a funeral.

The coffin of the first Kudo Shinichi was placed directly in front of the photo, and the funeral officially began.

The last two students in Class B of the second year walked in step by step, followed by Tomoaki Shinde who acted as a monk.

Mao Lilan walked to the middle and presided over the funeral.

"Today, we come here with a sad heart, because today, I lost my last relative and you lost a good friend. Kudo Shinichi, his death was a wrong decision by God."

Along with Mao Lilan's speech, a projector screen behind slowly lowered.

"My child Kudo Shinichi is a person who treats himself strictly and maintains a good image at all times."

The projector projected a photo on the screen: it was the magical girl Kudo Shinichi in a small skirt. It was not Kudo Shinko, but Kudo Shinichi who was transformed back into a boy but still transformed.

Gan! Conan vomited blood crazily and wanted to really die. But he didn’t dare to die. If he died, the drama would cease, and Martin would be serious about it.

Some of the students below were shocked by the photos, while others were amused by the photos. Mao Lilan on the stage seemed to have noticed something strange and slowly turned around.

The photo on the screen suddenly changed to a photo of Kudo Shinichi listening carefully in class.

Mao Lilan, who didn't notice anything strange, turned back and continued: "He has excellent academic performance and loves sports."

Kudo Shinichi is running on the slide. Although he is running, he is not wearing any clothes.

When was this photo taken? Right? You are lying.

Martin said that PS has been out for ten years now, but he has fifteen years of experience using it.

The audience burst into laughter again, Mao Lilan turned around suddenly, and the slide instantly changed to Kudo Shinichi sweating and playing football on the green field.

Mao Lilan turned back and continued: "He is simple, upright, and pure..."

This time the slideshow is no longer a strange photo, but a familiar white text with a red frame on a black background: [FBI Warning]

Next, Mao Lilan kept turning her head back and forth, and the slideshow kept switching between serious photos of Kudo Shinichi and various ugly and funny photos.

After Mao Lilan's speech, Martin applauded very generously, and he clapped hard in the style of Uncle Kurotsuchi.

Suzuki Sonoko wanted to stop him from applauding and grabbed his arm several times, but he still managed to break free.

(End of this chapter)