Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Master, let me make a video call for you to guess."

Zhou Gulan couldn't think of a way to guess during the guessing game on the phone, so he wanted to hang up and send another video invitation. However, Qi Yuncheng showed a smirk and said, "No, just guess like this. If you win, you can follow. Tell me." What happened?"

My mind is a bit lost.

Zhou Gulan was sitting in the dormitory, looking at his left hand, and suddenly made a sign with a cloth, and asked tentatively, "Then... shall I make a cloth?"

"You played paper? It's a pity that you lost. I played scissors."

"Ah? Is it like this? Then I will use scissors!!" Zhou Gulan said, taking back three fingers of his left hand.

"That's a pity, you lost again, I gave you a stone!!"

"Then I'll give you a stone."

"It's still a pity that what I produced was cloth."

Zhou Gulan wanted to cry at this moment. If she didn't play like this, this wouldn't be guessing. Isn't this just teasing her?That’s so bad, Master!

And she wanted to cry, and the roommate next to her looked at her inexplicably.

Playing guessing games on the phone?This new game is awesome.

How long will it take to educate them?

"Don't do it, don't do it, you can't do this." Zhou Gulan shifted the phone to her left hand, "I'll go out first, and you will come out last."

"Okay." Qi Yuncheng agreed.

When he agreed, Zhou Gulan was caught off guard and his eyes widened. He originally thought he would not agree, because the first to go would definitely lose first, so the other party had all the right to speak, so he spoke quickly, not wanting to miss the opportunity.

"Master, what do you want?"

"I'll throw stones!"

"That's great." Zhou Gulan smiled and was about to say that he would come out, but the next second Qi Yuncheng said seriously: "Have you thought about what you are going to come out with? This is related to whether you can go out, think... …You have to think about it.”

"me……"

When a disciple is reprimanded and can't say a word, how do you say this? Just say that you can make a fool of yourself. Although you can win, the tone of your voice is enough to lead you out.

Say scissors, then you can’t take yourself out even if you lose.

Suddenly, the whole person was stunned and made a grievance sound.

My brain also started to shut down.

It wasn't until a moment later that Guo Degang's laughter burst out uncontrollably. Maybe he couldn't see it, but the girl's grievance and helplessness could be imagined.

The master and the apprentice are so funny, and the master is too bad to do this to this girl.

But the more this happened, the more Guo Degang looked at Qi Yuncheng, the more he felt a bit like Mr. Zhang back then. Oh, the "bad" Mr. Zhang back then.

He's not as bad as the old man, and he can't say a single word that can win over him on stage. That's how I feel at this moment.

Yun Cheng really learned a lot from the old gentleman.

Bad to the bone.

Sure enough, this can be passed down. It takes a long time to learn well, but it is easy to learn bad things.

When he heard his grandfather's laughter, Zhou Gulan grasped at straws and said, "Grandpa, please help me. Tell me what's wrong with me."

"How would I know to go? No one who talks about cross talk is a good person, and your master is even less of a good person."

"Then what will I produce? How about I produce rocks too?"

"Hey." Qi Yuncheng suddenly said, "You also cast stones, so we are in a draw and you don't win either."

"Master~~"

Zhou Gulan shouted kindly, and was really amused.

Seeing this, Qi Yuncheng shook his head and stopped playing with her, "I can't even understand rock, paper, scissors. Okay, why don't I take you there? But I want to know your results then."

"Hey master, you are the best."

When he heard that he could go, he immediately changed his face and smiled as an apprentice, and made a promise, "Don't worry, Master, I learned very well and was not delayed."

"That's it. Let me know when you want to come to your grandpa's house to play. We are all there now."

"Okay! Pay homage to Master!"

The phone hangs up.

Qi Yuncheng and Guo Degang were extremely happy, playing with their children, which couldn't be more fun.

When the master said, "How is it? Isn't the fun of having children different? It's fun to tease, but it's not as bad as you, making the girl anxious."

"Bad?" Qi Yuncheng rubbed his teeth, "You don't know how bad Grandpa Zhang was when I was practicing and living at his place, and I was deceived so much.

The first time I came to Deyun to live with my grandfather, I was tricked into drinking. I was only a few years old at that time, let alone later. "

"Hahahaha!" Guo Degang laughed happily.

The master smiled, and Qi Yuncheng also started to talk about what happened back then. He was poor back then, but he was really happy now that he was a little poorer.

A sumptuous meal, a performance with 50 to [-] people, or knowing one more capable actor to join the De Yun Club to help out will make them happy to a certain extent.

Now that Deyun has done it, he no longer feels the same as before.

Not to mention back then, if Grandpa Zhang was still here, Qi Yuncheng would rather be fooled and played by him all the time. Unfortunately, he left too early.

But I am happy no matter what today.

The whole family was together at lunchtime.

A real family dinner.

There are countless good dishes prepared, just like the Chinese New Year, the table is filled with large and small dishes.

Not to mention the hard dishes, there are all kinds of delicacies including elbow, fish, mutton, ribs and so on. Now not only the children enjoyed eating it, but Dalin also enjoyed it.

This was how he was fattened in the first place.

Compared with him, Xixi and Song Yi's eating was even more exciting. Seeing these delicious dishes, the two of them didn't exchange a word with anyone else at all, except eating.

Qi Yuncheng had to give them one thing at a time and another at another time, because there were too many dishes and the table was too big for them to reach.

Seeing how attentive they were, everyone else was used to it. There was no problem with being polite, and they were eager to eat more.

On the contrary, there are many people feeding.

If Xixi, Jingjing, and Guo Fenyang were like this, Song Yi also became one of them and was treated like a child.

Not to mention being treated as a child, Song Yi gave birth to two children in this family, and they were pampered.

"Huh, the food cooked by my wife is so delicious, I'll be full in one go."

"If you like to eat, you can come over and eat at any time." The master's wife was happy when she saw her daughter eating. There is no greater sense of accomplishment than this.

"If she comes over, she will eat up your rice vat in a few days." Qi Yuncheng complained.

"You say I'm just like a loser."

Sitting next to her husband, Song Yi patted his arm a few times, complaining slightly.

Everyone else smiled when they saw it, but Father Song and Mother Song were a little embarrassed. You could tell that their daughter was good at eating and drinking, so marrying into Yuncheng's family could make her so comfortable and at ease.

Otherwise, who would want such a delicious girl?

Fortunately, fortunately, my daughter met him, otherwise the old couple would be worried to death.

Being patted by his wife, Qi Yuncheng dodged and stood up, picked up his cell phone, "I'll call Third Brother first and ask what happened. How unlucky it is to be like this."

Call over.

I found that the third brother was in good condition. He spoke with energy and energy, and looked as if this was not his first experience. He was very calm.

It's just that his performance was delayed, and it was impossible to perform with a broken hand and gauze.

Seeing this, he felt relieved, which meant that although the fracture was broken, it was not to the most serious degree.In this way, Qi Yuncheng and his family spent a day playing at the master's house. During the whole day, Guo Degang did not go to the study room once.

Usually he has to go to the study room, but today is different. After dinner, he plays with the three children.

Coaxing them to come the whole time.

It's just that sometimes Xixi is too greedy, and she wants her grandpa to secretly buy delicious food with her in the afternoon, but her mother looks away, so Xixi can only go back to play with a slumped face.

Children's nature is such that they are playful and delicious, and she is even more delicious.

But this made Guo Degang feel distressed. He personally made fruit for the little girl to eat, so that she could persist and make the dinner at night even better. He asked her to eat well. Now she doesn't want to eat dinner.

Sure enough, by dinner that night, she was happy again.

I don’t know how good life is.

Everyone doted on her.

But time is running fast. A few days have passed, Lanlan's exams have been completed, the results have come out, and it's time for him to perform at the venue in Harbin.

Once the five days have passed, I will stay there all five days. It is a rare business trip this year.

"Oh, Master is a business seat. It's great to have money."

After handling all the procedures, Zhou Gulan followed her master and sat in the business class of the plane.

Even though it wasn't her first time, she still liked it.

There is everything you need, and there is plenty of space for activities. Everything is convenient and comfortable.

The key is to be able to sit next to the master.

"Now are you sighing about the benefits of making more money? How much do you want to earn when you open a big business in the future?" Qi Yuncheng looked at her from the side.

Zhou Gulan gave her master a sweet smile and said, "I...I didn't think too much about it."

"Actually, it's good to make more money. A penny can't help a hero." Qi Yuncheng sighed. He never thought that relying on his own ability and art to make more money was a bad idea.

The embarrassment I felt when I had no money was the real embarrassment.

There is no way from heaven to earth, so I have to leave my life here.

But now, let alone Master, he can earn hundreds of thousands per performance, second only to Master and Uncle.

"Master, do you think I can do a cross talk this time?" Zhou Gulan suddenly became obsessed with evil intentions.

Qi Yuncheng deliberately rolled his eyes at her. A drummer was wondering what cross talk was for every day. Besides, if Hal was on stage, the audience wouldn't know her at all.

Feeling the roll of his eyes from his master, Zhou Gulan shrank and sat in the business seat with his eyes straight ahead, not daring to speak.

It wasn't that she was afraid, it was because she felt that she was being ignored and couldn't help but bitch.

"Master, I was wrong."

"What's wrong with you? You admit your mistakes very quickly every time. Did you learn it from your master's wife or from Xixi?"

"Everyone learns."

"You are studious."

Qi Yuncheng was speechless and wanted to laugh. He turned away from chatting with her and began to rest for a while.

After waiting for more than two hours, the two people checked in at the hotel.

After finishing the formalities, we had a dinner and watched Lanlan practice a drum song before heading to the local Deyun branch.

Deyun branch generally has resident actors, but in addition to the resident actors, several teams will also take turns to perform at branches in various cities.

It must maintain a certain degree of freshness. It is impossible for the audience to keep watching the same actors.

And when they took the car to the Harbin branch, it was already past nine o'clock in the evening. The performance they had saved up did not necessarily have to arrive at the beginning.

But even if he arrived so late, there was still a situation where the little girl was squatting and unable to escape.

There are theaters in the back alleys and at the front door.

Most of them just take a look at their favorite actors and get their autographs.

Fortunately, there are not as many as in Yanjing.

Just changing to another city has its own customs and customs. The girls are all very beautiful, but they smell like dirt when they open their mouths.

"Oh my god, I really squatted until Qi Yuncheng, Qi Yuncheng is here."

"Don't be ridiculous, is it true?"

"Don't you put this aside?"

"Wow, it's true! He's so handsome, Yuncheng. I've always missed you and listened to your cross talk all the time."

"Qi Yuncheng! Qi Yuncheng!"

Not long after he got off the bus, Qi Yuncheng listened to all the words of a group of girls. The contrast was too strong.

Everyone has a loud voice.

"Thank you. Don't stay here. I'll go back after I sign. It's late at night."

As usual, Qi Yuncheng would tell the girls at night that he regretted it. Did he really need to worry about them?

They seemed to be having a great time chatting outside.

"Qi Yuncheng, do you have a midnight snack? I'll prepare the skewers for you and give you a taste of our place." A little girl shouted.

"Thank you. I'm not hungry yet. Let's go home early."

Standing near the car, Qi Yuncheng signed frantically with a pen, signing batch after batch. At the end of the day, he actually bought mutton skewers and delivered them.

After buying a lot, he was shocked that there was a smell of cumin as he signed.

Fortunately, the assistant stopped him in time, otherwise there would be nothing he could do.

By the time I finally finished signing, it was already 09:30, so I had to hurry up.

With Lanlan's help, I put on my coat and went to the side curtain to wait.

The theater was very lively at the moment, and a pair of slightly older actors performed well.

The audience watched with concentration.

There are many capable actors like De Yun, many times better than Jiu Zi Ke and Xiao Zi Ke. However, it is difficult for them to become popular because people's destiny is different.

The second show is over.

The two actors left the stage, and a beautifully dressed host came on stage to announce the curtain.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk! Performer Qi Yuncheng, welcome with applause."

As soon as the program was announced, Qi Yuncheng stepped onto the stage wearing a long coat, and the audience burst into applause and shouts.

In the small theater, there was a roaring state.

While they were making trouble, Zhou Gulan looked at the master happily. The master was so handsome that he was popular everywhere.

I just don't know why, but she suddenly became a little greedy for the skewers bought by the sister just now.

"Thank you guys."

Qi Yuncheng bowed before coming to the stage and looked at the noisy crowd below.

"Here I have to explain why the venue has changed. The main reason is that the third brother Kong Yunlong saw a child playing on a scooter and thought it was quite fun, so he went up to try his hand. Unexpectedly, the scooter overturned and he accidentally fell off the scooter. Broken arm.

So in my place, I believe it would be a wise choice for you not to refund your tickets. "

"Yes!!!"

Audiences who did not refund their tickets are indeed lucky, otherwise they would have missed a good opportunity.

"Since it's me who is performing, what should I say? Let's just say a stand-up, everyone will enjoy listening to it, and try to say more."