Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Brother, come out quickly, Master is crazy!"

Accompanied by the shout of biscuits.

Qi Yuncheng, who was wearing a black coat on the side screen, showed up, attracting cheers and applause from below.

Now his popularity is second only to the old couple.

Not to mention that one of his award-winning awards was broadcast at the New Year's Day International Ceremony before, which also attracted the attention of some audiences.

"What's the matter?" Qi Yuncheng wondered when he came to the stage.

Shaobing felt like crying now, and tightly hugged his brother's hand, "Master is making a fuss about the gold sea in Australia, so I'm going crazy!"

"It's not a matter of time!"

Guo Degang: "What's that called?"

Shaobing continued to cry: "It was said that the pig had a pony, and it was finally resolved by my accent. Now he said it again."

"What did you say?"

Yu Qian helped explain, "Said Xiaoluan married a transsexual in the first two days!"

"???"

Out of nowhere, Qi Yuncheng looked at the uncle in disbelief and said, "Is my master fed by shit?"

Hahahaha!

Come up and scold!

The audience was happy, but Guo Degang looked like he was going to hit someone, "Quickly explain, if you don't listen to your father's words, you will be considered unfilial, hurry up."

"What kind of thing, how is it possible." Qi Yuncheng had never heard of it before. "Luan Yunping looks like a woman, but she is actually a pure man! You have to marry a woman."

"No, let me ask you first, do you know what a transgender person is?" Yu Qian stopped and figured it out first.

Looking at the uncle, Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Of course I know."

"Then you explain, your master said you know."

"It's impossible."

Hearing that it was impossible, Guo Degang immediately called out, "Shaobing, encourage your senior brother, otherwise I will go back in the mandarin jacket."

Saying that he wanted to go back, Shaobing quickly stuck to his brother and said, "Brother, don't think that you might not be able to! Think about whether Master has allowed you to make money this year, can you earn so much money without Master?

Who can compare to you among the current generation who talk about cross talk. "

"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng understood instantly, and looked at Shaobing, "Is this what Master said?"

"Yes!"

"there is!!"

"Look!" Guo Degang was happy, and looked at the child beautifully, "It's not in vain, you have a conscience!"

Yu Qian also laughed amusedly, "I like this blunt one, come on, explain."

"Explain? I can't explain it? Don't say that Luan Yunpo's daughter-in-law is a transgender person. If he is a transgender person, I can marry him."

"Ah? Xiao Luan is a transsexual? What's going on? Explain this first!" Guo Degang was suddenly surprised.

"No!" At this moment, Qi Yuncheng suddenly understood, and quickly waved his hands. He didn't explain one of them just now, but it's okay to have another one now.

Shaobing was also in a hurry, "Why are you talking about this, what is the master saying now, just now I asked Brother Yue about the saber-toothed tiger."

"Oh, Xiao Luan is a saber-toothed tiger?" The old couple suddenly said in unison, feeling like they were having fun on stage.

Seeing the two of them like this, Qi Yuncheng was helpless, so he turned around and took off the mandarin jacket of the sesame seed cake first.

How could Shaobing want to take it off, she was dressed nicely, she kept backing away, and persuaded, "Now it's not a question of whether the jacket is or not, so many people are watching, face is important?"

"Face? We have that."

"Master let you make money, you have to explain."

"Fine!"

Taking a deep breath, Qi Yuncheng leaned his head on the table and pondered, "Luan Yunping's daughter-in-law is a transgender person, that's how it is."

Yu Qian: "What's going on, tell me."

"This... This Luan Yunping is from Yanjing. When he was young, his family was very rich. He hired four nurses, and one of them was raised by Luan Yunping."

Yu Qian: "If one person is supported, why did the other three go?"

Qi Yuncheng: "All three nurses were sucked to death by Luan Yunping!"

Yu Qian: "Huo oh!!!"

Hahahahaha!
call~~

The laughter of the big blockbusters resounded in the Beizhan Theater, and even many audiences dared not imagine that scene. Good guys horror movies don't show like this.

As for Luan Yunping, she must also be watching from the side screen. She didn't think there was anything wrong with it. It's better to say that she's used to it, and her partner usually talks a lot.

And the master said on the stage, "If this is the tooth of a saber-toothed tiger, the three nurses will poke it into a sieve."

"It's all over, and Luan Yunping has brought up the nanny! The nanny said, hey, let me marry you.

Turns out I'm a transgender, how? "

Yu Qian was taken aback, "What a mess, redesign, it won't work."

Qi Yuncheng smiled while being round, but his appearance couldn't be described, and he found a solution after seeing the side screen.

"There is."

"have what?"

"Let me ask someone to speak for me."

"You still invite people!" Guo Degang was very puzzled, this was not in the original session, and he didn't know how to invite people.

After speaking, Qi Yunguo turned around decisively and left the stage to enter the side curtain. The moment he came out of the side curtain, the audience rioted.

"Ah! Xixi!"

"It's so cute, and it's grown a lot!"

"Xixi! Look here!"

……

They asked who they could invite, but they invited the little girl. Seeing this, Yu Qian and Guo Degang immediately made the audience's voices quieter.

Step by step, he hugged his daughter to the microphone, Qi Yuncheng looked at her happily and said, "Grandma, grandpa Guo is crazy today, I can't explain it, you can help Dad talk about it."

Guo Degang smiled wryly, "If she can speak up, I'm the one."

Facing the big scene, Xixi didn't feel anything, she didn't cry or fuss in her father's arms, after all, she had sex once before, but when she saw the lively people, she said, "Ah!!"

"Oh, that's really good!" Qi Yuncheng nodded again and again, "It turns out that's the case, master and uncle understand."

Guo Degang and Yu Qian looked at each other in blank dismay.

"If you understand that I am a six, what a mess, let the girl go down!"

Helpless, he hugged the child and went down amidst the laughter, going down and up again, it was really helpless, Qi Yuncheng continued to speak.

"Okay, let me think of another one. Luan Yunping's daughter-in-law is a transsexual, eh, right!"

"What's wrong?"

"The daughter-in-law Luan Yunping married used to have a mother! That is to say, there was a mother-in-law and a father-in-law. Later, the father-in-law died suddenly, and the mother-in-law took another one.

It's like... It's like saying that Luan Yunping's daughter-in-law was originally named Wang, but later her name was Zhang, and she changed her surname! ! ! "

"Oh!!!"

"it is good!!!"

Seeing that the explanation came up, the audience watching Qi Yuncheng made some movements, which made Shaobing happy, but Qi Yuncheng was in a trance when he was happy.

"Hey, I'm coming up, right?"

Yu Qian: "You don't even know?"

Guo Degang: "So that's the case. What happened to the three nurses? Where are they?"

"I'm all looking for Uncle Wang to wade in the waves." Yu Qian waved his hands, and looked back at his old partner.

"Oh, if you put it this way, I really miss Uncle Wang!"

"Don't talk about Uncle Wang, your apprentice has come up with it."

"Hey!" Guo Degang said indifferently, "It's nothing to worry about, they all saw it with their own eyes, so we can't talk nonsense."

"Aren't you talking nonsense?"

For a while, the two began to chat on their own.

"One day I will send all the children to Dalia, and find Uncle Wang to go for a ride in the waves, have a drink of tea, be happy, and watch the little pig get off the pony."

"Row!"

"Guess what happened that day?"

"What's the matter?"

The more Guo Degang talked, the happier he was. He tugged at his sleeves, "Uncle Wang has turned into a saber-toothed tiger! When I got up in the morning, Uncle Wang said that I will stop wading in the waves. Let me transform you into a saber-toothed tiger."

Yu Qian was suddenly surprised, "Uncle Wang has become a saber-toothed tiger?"

"Then Uncle Zhao is fine too!"

"All right?"

"Uncle Zhao has become a saber-toothed tiger. Do you know what a saber-toothed tiger is? The teeth of a saber-toothed tiger are so big!" Guo Degang gestured with both hands to give a length of half a meter. There are still eyes inside, one protruding from the left and right sides."

"Still have teeth?"

"There are still teeth in the nose! There are teeth all over the face!"

The two elders talked lively. On the apprentice side, Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng took off the jackets of Shaobing directly on the stage, and Shaobing cried without any hindrance.

If this can continue, they will become gods.

But when he took it off, Guo Degang didn't finish his sentence, "The saber-toothed tiger is too powerful! Now this thing is almost extinct, I said, old Zhao, why did you become a saber-toothed tiger?
Lao Zhao said that I don't know what's going on, so let me explain it to you. "

"Tell me."

"On the day I was talking about it, I happened to be wading in the waves at the beach. After I was in the waves, I thought about this question, what should I do? Because you also know that I haven't been to school very much, and I don't understand life.

But we have a solution! "

Really can't listen anymore, Yu Qian looked at his partner and said, "Wait a while, I don't care about Old Wang or Old Zhao Bian now! His face is full of teeth and saber-toothed tigers? It's pure nonsense!"

"You don't understand that, do you?"

"How fresh."

"Ask him."

"Ask them again?"

"They know!"

As soon as Yu Qian turned around and looked in the direction of the children, just like this, Shaobing, Qi Yuncheng, and Yue Yunpeng on the stage all knelt down immediately with a plop.

On the other hand, Shaobing respectfully held up the mandarin jacket, and really couldn't explain it.

And this scene made the young and old below laugh so hard, seeing how many children they made, they almost collapsed.

"You guys wait a moment."

Seeing them, Yu Qian was also a little stunned, so he hurried over and shouted, "Did you all hear what your master said just now?"

Shaobing nodded, "I heard."

"Lao Wang, Lao Zhao, and so on have turned into saber-toothed tigers! Do you know about this?"

"impossible."

"How is it impossible?" Yu Qian pointed at Guo Degang, "That's what he said."

"It's impossible what he said."

"how?"

"I don't want the jacket anymore."

Yu Qian: "He doesn't want it anymore!"

……

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!

At the end of the cross talk, the audience burst into applause, and several actors bowed and stepped off the stage together.

This time it is relatively new to pick up the mandarin jacket, because Shaobing borrowed two people to perform, in order to show the excitement.

After all, if we continue to perform as before, especially when talking about crickets or something, the audience will feel tired.

Come here today, it can be seen that I like it very much.

At the same time, the host announced again.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Stuttering Theory"! Performers Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang!"

A report on the program.

Shaobing in the background hurried over to help Master take off his coat. They still had one or two shows before continuing, and some had time to rest.

It's just that after Guo De just sat down, he saw the little girl in the background and said, "Why do you want to call her up once?"

"Don't you see that there is plenty of time! I can delay it for a minute or two."

"I was so scared at the time, what are you going to throw away in the future! Forget it, come here, sugar!"

Hearing the sound, Xixi, who was being led by her father in the background, suddenly let go of her hand and went to find Grandpa Guo's voice.

She likes him very much, nothing else, just buy whatever she wants.

Especially food, so very close.

Seeing the little girl walking slowly, Guo Degang hugged her, "How long did it take for my daughter to come back from there?"

"A few more days!"

"It's just right! Let's have a New Year's Eve dinner together to make it lively."

"No problem, then let Song Yi help with the cooking?"

"What do you say?"

Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing, it seemed that the master would never forget it for the rest of his life, and at this time the pancakes also passed by Xixi's.

In the past, Xixi seemed very interested in his hair.

His head shape is Mohawk. Mohawk is shaved on both sides, leaving a middle one, like a cockscomb.

So how could she not be interested.

For a while, the biscuits are there.

teasing teasing.

Guo Degang looked at Qi Yuncheng and started talking about business.

"How long does it take to hang the sign?"

"Two days before the Lantern Festival, it will open on the Lantern Festival! Patriarch Ma said he would come too!"

Guo Degang nodded, "You are getting bigger and bigger, I don't have to worry about it for a few days after opening.

The key is that after that, operating is not an easy task. "

"I understand. I know everything in my heart. You have said it several times."

"Okay, I won't read it anymore, so as not to annoy you, you will know when you suffer."

Guo Degang was still worried all the time, and sighed, "This year is busy enough! You have received apprenticeship plus the [-]th anniversary! You may also go abroad by then, and the family tree will also have to be repaired."

There was nothing before, Qi Yuncheng forced a smile at the last sentence.

Deyun's family tree is revised every three years.

The popular ones are gone, and the green ones are here. Many people have indeed left over the years.

So I simply joked, "I saw that when you are repairing the family tree, you can write it with a pencil."

"Yeah!" Shaobing also followed, "Master, you can wipe it when you want to wipe it.

Can't wipe off with saliva. "

"It's not as dirty as you, so do you want it?"

Guo Degang showed a look of disgust, but he knew that the hearts of the children were all towards him. Fortunately, Deyun is getting better and better now.

In particular, Yuncheng now manages the Guqu club by himself. Has it happened before?No, the kid is better than anyone right now.

Even Xiaoyue is like this. Xiaoyue was like a fool when he came here, unable to learn anything, and now he can be alone.

……