Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Chapter 471 Spring Field Flower Kindergarten! 【Subscribe】

"Little Yue!"

In the background, suddenly thinking of this, Guo Degang yelled, "Would you like to go to the Drum Music Club to join in the fun?"

Yue Yunpeng's expression on the side was like wringing out the water. It's not that he doesn't know his level.

Going to join in the fun by yourself is to lose face for Master.

So my head was shaking like a rattle, "Master, what am I going to do? I can't learn big drums, and besides there are so many old gentlemen, I am even more nervous!"
At most, the lively atmosphere of the opening is over, I'll sneak over to have fun. "

"Still sneaking around, look at your prospects."

Yue Yunpeng was amused when his master said that he was stupid, otherwise what else could he do, no, no.

In the past, I could only sing a bamboo board script at most, and the key is whether I can enter the tune is unknown.

Looking back, Guo Degang had no choice but to continue chatting with the children in the backstage, especially Xixi.

As long as she saw the things in the background, she said a word, and hurriedly asked the apprentices to go and get them.

Because the actors have received a lot of gifts, it is impossible for her to be greedy.

Not to mention to a certain extent.

Shaobing, Luan Yunping and the others took her to pick things up in the background, almost like a rich lady.

As for the child, Qi Yuncheng sat on the sidelines and watched happily, but he was worried about her in his heart, and hoped that she would have a better personality when she grew up, and not develop such a spoiled temper.

But it comes down to education.

In terms of education, he is not very good at it. Who has that experience to have a child for the first time.

Just take care of the kids as much as possible.

But after playing in the background for a while, when Guo Qiling, Kong Yunlong and others finished their performances one after another, it was finally time for Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping to talk about cross talk.

As soon as the two wore the same color gowns on the stage, the audience's welcome was still loud.

At the same time, Qi Yuncheng started buying again.

Gifts for daughters are not rare.

"Thank you everyone! Today is Deyun's box-sealing performance, and another year is over, and Luan Yunping next to me can still come to the scene."

"What do you mean you can still come to the scene?" Luan Yunping asked curiously behind the table.

"Didn't you get married? You married a transgender person!"

"Okay! This is still connected, what does it mean to marry a transgender person?"

"Just kidding!" Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "You can only joke like this if you have a good relationship."

"It is."

"Don't look at Luan Yunping, she is three years old and learning the violin!" Qi Yuncheng suddenly drew a three to praise.

"Be early."

"Because when everyone saw it when they were young, they said, oh, this child is a waste."

"how?"

"Others hugged her cute when they were young, but he hugged her..."

Qi Yuncheng tilted his neck to learn a face, and Luan Yunping immediately said emotionally, "Then I have to learn it?"

"Parents are also in a hurry." Qi Yuncheng adjusted the microphone while speaking, "Fathers are just saying, ouch..."

"Fathers?"

Hahaha!
Just as Luan Yunping responded, she suddenly responded, perhaps hitting a joke, and an audience member in the front row kept laughing.

Qi Yuncheng looked over, and quickly said, "Look at this happy one, okay, there's someone here!"

"What a mess."

The audience who talked about it was also happy.

When he was happy, Qi Yuncheng said seriously, "You can't make people happy, it's a waste of money!"

"You threw me out, I don't have so many fathers."

"Your father, your uncle, the relatives in the family are anxious. This child is like this!" Qi Yuncheng imitated another way of tilting his head.

"In the end, I had no choice but to learn the violin."

"Hey." Luan Yunping nodded beside her, "I don't think I'm disabled by learning the violin."

"Good at playing the violin."

Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner, "I heard that the music industry still praises you."

"what?"

"Best shit (ever) ever pulled!"

In a word.

The more than 2000 people who sat understood what it meant, and Luan Yunping even smiled and said: "I just finished my meal and had a good meal."

"We ordinary people can't learn this."

"Of course, I have talent."

"So Team Luan is a great person, and I have to learn from you in this respect."

Luan Yunping asked suddenly, "Are you following me?"

"But I can't come here, I'm restless. I have nothing to do, so I can play football or something."

After speaking, Qi Yuncheng acted like he was going crazy. He punched and kicked behind the microphone, and finally kicked a few times when it was over, and then said out of breath.

"No, I haven't hit anyone before, and my strength can't keep up."

Luan Yunping looked at Qi Yuncheng, "It's okay, you can let Li Hebiao play, he is a professional!"

call~~

After satirizing what happened back then, there was a burst of booing from below.

This is what Qi Yuncheng wanted, and he said with a smile: "You booers are not certified!"

"Are you playing football?" Luan Yunping brought the topic back.

"Of course we also organized a small team to play football together. Football is a man's sport. After playing for a long time, they even gave me a nickname."

"Call?"

"I'm too embarrassed to say it!" Qi Yuncheng was a little shy, covering his face, "It's a bit suspected of boasting."

"It's okay, let's listen."

"They say I'm Sherlock Holmes on the pitch!"

"Did you hide the ball?"

"No!" Hurrying, Qi Yuncheng pondered again, "I am Bill Gates on the court!"

"Not next to each other?"

"The game on the field is better than ever!"

"Okay? Play football with your head burned? With a beer bottle?"

Hahahahaha!
Amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng was a little dazed, "I don't understand, anyway, it's something on the court. Anyway, I'm very active, and I like to come here.

But you are better than me. "

"No." Luan Yunping shook her head.

"I just said that playing the violin is so quiet! Especially good-looking books, I read all the classics. It's different from the ones bought online. They are all vertical, the yellow one."

"Old book."

With his head down, looking like he was flipping through the book with his left and right hands, Qi Yuncheng looked at it seriously, and suddenly he was amused, "Oh! Hahaha! I bought it, who cares about the order if you have this?"

"What a mess."

As soon as Luan Yunping pushed it, all the young and old people below didn't understand, and they even thought about where to sell it.

"What am I looking at?"

"It's the thread-bound book, in traditional Chinese characters."

"Then why are you still talking about buying? What the hell?"

In order not to make them think wrong, Qi Yuncheng quickly explained, "Some are printed copies, and some are scanned and placed on a disk for viewing on the computer.

Serious stuff, what are you thinking? "

Luan Yunping responded speechlessly, "A book!"

"Hold it in the background to show off, did you see it?" Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and said proudly, "The Song version, it was from the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, and the background education is low.

As a college student, he doesn't know traditional Chinese characters.

He is happy, come, let me read to you.

But just when I was about to read someone asked, what kind of book is this?There are children in the background, is there anything children can't listen to? "

Luan Yunping nodded, "It's a bit uneven."

"Yo!" Qi Yuncheng played Luan Yunping in a daze, "If you can't listen, I'll skip it for you."

"can."

"Get ready, I'm going to start talking! Skip! Skip! Skip! Skip..."

"Skip all of them?"

"Hey, it's over."

"Hey, that's the yellow book."

"Can we compare with such a person?" Qi Yuncheng is in a state of admiration, "But also said, I am more active, I like to travel and research everywhere! Just like him, I just sit quietly and read a pornographic book and can't stand it. !"

Luan Yunping tilted her head, and asked back, "You can only watch the tape when you're co-authoring?"

"Are you interested?"

"What do you really like?"

"I like doing hands-on research! Sometimes I even make a small invention, because people like us have quick brains. I researched something, and I was discussing it with my daughter two days ago."

"Girl?"

Not only Luan Yunping was happy when she said it, but the audience sitting below was even more so, "How old is she that she can still discuss with you? What happened?"

"Create an earthquake prediction system!"

"Huo?" Originally still smiling, Luan Yunping leaned on the table and looked at Qi Yuncheng with a feeling of admiration.

"Saving people from water and fire is not cheap."

"There must be a cost."

"All the systems add up to about [-] million!"

"Do you really dare to spend?"

Qi Yuncheng was very indifferent, "You see, you don't have that kind of heart, money doesn't matter in the face of a disaster! It's all plugged in at once, and my forecasting system will forecast in a second!"

"Okay..." Just about to praise, Luan Yunping suddenly understood and complained, "Is there still time to run? I have to die inside after the forecast is over."

"I'm working hard, and I can still change it! It can predict for one second, and it can predict for two seconds!"

"Five seconds is too late."

"Tsk!" Qi Yuncheng had a pinch of tooth decay, wondering, "Five seconds may take a few years!"

"What did you study? This is it."

"The main reason is that I haven't been idle all these years in college, so I like to study things. I went to school back then..."

As Qi Yuncheng said that, he began to wipe off his cold sweat.

"You said you were guilty, didn't you?" Luan Yunping looked at and followed.

"I went to school! I really, I went to school."

"Okay." Luan Yunping said happily, "Then I have to ask you."

"Don't, don't!"

Qi Yuncheng faltered for an instant, and hurriedly stopped it, which made the audience below very happy. They all knew that De Yun's educational level was high enough, especially Yun Zike.

So Qi Yuncheng is no exception.

"It's easy to discuss, easy to discuss! How much do you say, don't you ask me?"

Luan Yunping waved her hand, "It has nothing to do with money. Didn't you go to school? Where did you go to school?"

"Ha ha!"

Qi Yuncheng continued to wipe his cold sweat, and even wiped his head with a white handkerchief, "If I say it, I will scare you to death."

"Not at all!"

"Springfield Flower Kindergarten!"

"So you and your daughter are classmates? Does she take care of you, or do you take care of her?"

Hahahahaha!
When the two actors ran against each other, the audience laughed a lot. It is normal for Qi Yuncheng to take care of his daughter, but it is ridiculous that his daughter takes care of Qi Yuncheng.

Think about how wonderful the scene is.

You must know that Xixi is only a little over a year old now before she can walk.

"Fuck you, you better follow the words."

"There is no word for this."

At this moment, Luan Yunping did not follow the words. Who told him to mention some daughters before.

I didn't think of this crop.

And this is normal, it's not the right words, and it often depends on the self-expression of the actors after they come on stage.

Even sometimes, even if the job is right, the jokes you express or come up with on the stage are better than the right ones.

This is experience.

At the same time, the audience was sitting in the Beizhan Theater, watching what Luan Yunping and Qi Yuncheng had become.

A partner can change a person too easily.

We all know how to fight back, which was never done before. The style of mass work is very traditional.

In this way, a cross talk show continued, and then at the end of Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping's performance.

For them, the audience loves them very much, and they can't wait to see them more when they seal the box.

So when they came on stage and stepped off the stage, their voices went away, and it seemed that the audience was very excited when they saw them.

Luan Yunping was a little better, but Qi Yuncheng was always like this in public appearances, and he was in the same state when he went to the small theater before airborne.

Even if married, many girls still like it.

Regarding this point, Qi Yuncheng is sometimes in a daze, because he always feels that he is not worthy.

After someone became popular, people would praise her wherever she went, and it was easy to drift away if she was not in a good mood. Otherwise, even Yue Yunpeng would have been a little swollen before.

And the show is over.

There are only two programs left in the box-sealing performance, the bottom two and the bottom.

The two programs together lasted just over an hour.

So soon came the end of the sealing field.

One end represents the end of one year's performance.

So when Guo Degang finished his work and let the actors come up, he was very emotional, year after year.

Children grow up, they are really old.

Sometimes Guo Degang really felt his physical condition, and he couldn't exert much strength, because he was in his early forties.

How young can I be? When I was young, I could sing, dance and shout, but now I am far behind.

"The children are here, right?" Guo Degang looked at everyone and asked.

"It should be all here!!"

Yu Qian looked at it with his hands behind his back, and responded after confirming.

As soon as he responded, the audience was still shouting.

"missing one!!"

"One short? Who is short?" Guo Degang was curious.

"Xixi!"

"Hey!" Yu Qiandu laughed, "She's playing with her pile of toys in the background, and she doesn't have time to come up."

Guo Degang also said, "The child has no schedule since he was a child, and he is busier than his father, so we don't bother.

So now that people are here, you can choose actors for you, seize the opportunity, and it will be gone after tonight. "

"Qi Yuncheng!!"

"Yuncheng!!"

"Qi Yuncheng!"

……

Immediately another group of people shouted, and Guo Degang was full of smiles when he heard it, "Don't worry, I will satisfy you, come, serve the biscuits."

As always, it did not follow the routine, and the audience sat down and had nothing to do with Mr. Guo.

The biscuits came on stage with a mohawk.

"I, I'll sing a shoe shine."

"It seems that I just taught one-er-person Zhuan." Guo Degang was speechless.

"I want my partner to come up."

"Okay, come on."

"Eh!"

As soon as he agreed, Xiaosi stood up together from behind.

Yu Qian was curious beside him, "What can Xiao Si do here?"

Xiao Si didn't answer, and without a word, he slapped his hands cheerfully to help beat the sesame seed cakes.

Many people enjoyed watching this, and Guo Degang complained even more, "On this one thing, the two children have been rehearsing for a month."

(End of this chapter)