Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

In her arms, the little girl had already fed her grandfather biscuits two or three times in succession, and exchanged the others for her. She refused to do it, and immediately retracted her little hand.

During this process, Qi Yuncheng stood by and suspected that the girl did it on purpose.
But Qi Yuncheng knew that it wasn't intentional, he thought it was delicious, and if he was said to be more generous, he would definitely feed it to Grandpa Guo.

"Grandpa, eat!"

Taking another small piece, Xixi handed it over.

"Okay, girl, don't feed it, if you feed it again, Grandpa Guo will be gone."

Xixi: "Eat!"

"Don't eat it, eat it yourself."

Hurry up and bring my daughter over, Qi Yuncheng finally got rid of his master, today he has to seal the box, the master has a problem, who will tell the truth.

And Guo Degang didn't think much of it. Although he couldn't eat sweets, it wouldn't have much impact.

"Your teacher's wife will be back in a while, Xiaoyue and the others are busy now, you go in and take a look first."

"Okay, by the way, I will take my daughter to visit. She loves food just like her mother, and she is happy every time she enters the kitchen."

Holding his daughter in his arms, Qi Yuncheng went over to have a look.

And Guo Degang checked his blood sugar a little bit. It wasn't just a few biscuits that would be fine, but the key point was that Xiaoyue came over to get him some fruit.

It is worth paying attention to adding them together.

So Qi Yuncheng rescued him in time, otherwise it would be terrible.

Although a grandfather can also refuse, but he can't bear it, the little girl feeds herself, and if she doesn't eat, what if she becomes unhappy.

The little face was aggrieved, and it hurt more than anything else.

Fortunately, after a blood sugar test, it was found that eating this kind of biscuit did not change much. Otherwise, it is unlikely to touch this kind of food in the future.

"Hey, the little girl has grown up so much, and so has Fenyang. The two little guys are quite cute."

With a sigh, Guo De just took a sip of water and let a few Crane disciples watch the child, and then went to the kitchen to look at it, preparing to cook a meal by himself.

I haven't done it for a long time, and my wife has always been doing it.

"Come on, get out of the way! You cut up the cucumbers, have you finished those fish?"

Yue Yunpeng stood near the pool, "It's done."

"You're going to have to empty my freezer when you come."

Meng Hetang hurried over at this time, fastened the apron for Master, and stood by the side obediently after fastening it, "Master, what are you doing for us?"

"Let's get the fish first, the rest is simple, you can do it yourself."

The crucian carp is not big, as long as a palm, but there are several of them, otherwise it would not be enough for the few of them to eat.

"We Tianjin people have a way of eating fish, otherwise why are you masters so good at it. Your master is not here today, so I will do it!
Taste mine to see how unpalatable it is, my craft is as unpalatable as possible, but if any of you are left today, I will slap the table and turn against you. "

"That's impossible. Foodies like Shaobing and Xiaoyue are all there." Qi Yuncheng hugged his daughter and watched by the side. The reason why he carried her into the kitchen was to Xun, so that he would not be able to cook like her mother in the future.

One is enough for myself, let alone two.

Xixi, who was clearly being hugged in her arms, was very interested in these ingredients, especially the fish her grandfather took. She stared back and forth, she really liked small animals.

But she likes cooked animals.

After Guo Degang noticed it, the feeling of cooking became even better, "Is the little girl a spectator? This staring eye, want to eat?

Qi Ling gets some cucumbers for the girl, cuts them into small strips, and sees if she can eat them. "

After finishing speaking, Dalin turned around and moved away, but Qi Yuncheng didn't stop him, it was all for her to grind her teeth.

For a while.

The fish was packed and started to cook. Hearing the sound of Zila, Xixi, who was biting a small cucumber stick, got excited and babbled.

"How do you know you can eat fish today?"

Guo De just laughed, and then the meal became lively.

Whatever Xixi ordered, he would do whatever he wanted as a grandfather.

It's just the moment when my wife comes home and the dishes are ready and ready to eat.

I don't know how troublesome it is, because my daughter wants to eat fish, Qi Yuncheng picks on her all the time, and he can't let it go, otherwise she can't bear it.

After eating and resting for a while, at six or seven o'clock, a group of people set off to the Beizhan Theater for a box-sealing performance.

The end of year after year has witnessed the growth of many people, especially Xixi, who is more than one year old.

But this year is still a little different.

That is, Shaobing wants to play a mandarin jacket!

He did not know how long he had prepared for this.

Even after the opening willows are over.

Still working with master and uncle.

Now they don't have to say every word, just talk about some general baggage, and what kind of performance style should the master ask him to maintain.

The style and conditions of sesame seed cakes may not be popular, but many people like them very much.

After all, the mouth of a Northeast bastard.

"Brother Cheng, look! Am I good-looking or not?"

At the opening of the Beijing Exhibition, one show after another finished, and it was almost time for the fourth show.

Shaobing changed into clothes and showed off in front of Qi Yuncheng.

Today he was wearing a blue mandarin coat and a brown mandarin coat on top of it, which was extremely awkward. He had to choose a color to match it. He didn't deserve it at all.

The key hair shape is a Mohawk, which is so strange, why would I want to cut such a hair shape.

"It looks good!" Qi Yuncheng said against his will while leading his daughter who was walking in the background, otherwise what else could happen.

"By the way, Brother Cheng, it's okay! Finally, I want to invite you to come up and perform."

"I know, play well, and finally praise you."

"Of course, and before I appeared in "Swordsman" to perform a cross talk and hurt Master, my meager fans kept increasing."

"Don't be shy, prepare to go by yourself."

Shaobing still has the temperament of a child now, the more carefree a person is, the harder it is to hide things in his heart.But when he gets married and has children, his mind will change drastically.

Everyone is like this, the sense of responsibility can easily change a person.

About 10 minutes.

Came to the fourth program.

Announcement on stage.

"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Picking the Jacket"! Shaobing, Yu Qian, Guo Degang!"

"Oh!!"

"Master! I love you!!"

"Teacher Guo, I love you!"

……

Three people came out, and the audience was collectively restless.

As for the stripping of the mandarin jacket this time, it is indeed a little different. It may be because of the influence of Qi Yuncheng's life that the joke was brought forward.

It belongs to the fact that the joke about removing the mandarin jacket after the sesame seed cake has been brought to the present.

But it was nothing, on the contrary, what he said was very good, and after the stage was over, he slowly entered the main work.

Shaobing waved his hand behind the microphone, "I just looked away, I don't want my cloud words anymore."

Guo Degang looked at his apprentice from the far side, "One cloud character is worth several crane characters."

"That's internal digestion too, it's useless."

"Oh?" Yu Qian looked at the biscuits and wondered, "You mean to quit?"

Turning his head suddenly, Shaobing pointed at Yu Qian, "Master, you are talking, are you trying to stalk me?"

Suddenly Yu Qian lost his defense, "What do you mean anal you!"

Hahahahaha!
Laughter filled the theater.

Guo Degang waved his hands again and again, "I don't even understand!"

"Hey, Northeast people understand this!" Shaobing assumed the posture and state of a Northeast gangster, "This is a matter of bullying,"

Looking at the state, Guo Degang added another sentence, "I wonder, I have taught one-person Zhuan these years? This is Northeast dialect!"

Glancing at his partner, then at his child, Yu Qian ignored him, spread his hands, swayed his body, and said in Northeast dialect: "Is it interesting for you to say that?"

Hahahahaha!
"Uncle is your uncle after all."

"This is the Northeast Hooligan vs Yanjing Veteran!"

"Uncle, this paragraph is too amazing, it was completely assimilated by the biscuits."

……

Together, the audience, and the actors in the side scenes all laughed silly.

Guo Degang almost couldn't hold it back. He lowered his head and held back his laughter and hurriedly stopped his senior brother. If this was true, he would have to die, and they didn't show up for the whole performance.

It's just that knowing a skeleton still has some important burdens.

And the biscuits were also in a daze. Who would have thought that the old man would subconsciously pull up his sleeves when he came here, shaking his head and saying, "Do you think that your words can shake our relationship?"

"What did you say?" Yu Qian regained his composure, and supported him.

"Did I say I was leaving?"

"You took off the word cloud, why are you still here?"

Shaobing sneered, and asked with his right hand akimbo, "Have I used it?"

"..."

This time, Yu Qian was dumbfounded, and looked at Guo Degang, "Look, I still have nothing to say."

Guo Degang was also laughing, "Just one sentence stuck on the lung tube."

Clapping his hands, Shaobing said happily: "It's sad to say that the words are picked, sad~~"

"No, is there anyone who is sad." Yu Qian stopped.

This time, Shaobing's voice became a bit quieter, and he glanced at the master on the far side, "Can I say this?"

"Your new year, let's have a good time." Guo Degang responded.

Shaobing: "Anyway, I don't care, take it away! Shaobing, take away the Shaobing!"

Yu Qian and Guo Degang said in unison: "Why take that away, there is no sesame."

"Next time, those disciples of yours don't say anything about the clouds and the sky, and the dragons are everywhere. Just call them Dachang, Meatloaf, and Chasong!"

"Also chasong! These two words you will say I am the one." Guo Degang clicked on his apprentice.

"The leather pick of the wire for washing the dishes!"

"Is this the dishwashing?"

"Just call it this name, like the old gentleman called Zhang Fool, Little Mushroom, which word does the old gentleman accept? Whatever!"

"We're still on the ground!"

At this point, Yu Qian in the middle opened his mouth and wanted to get back to the point, otherwise he didn't know how much to say later.

But Shaobing's mouth was not easy to stop, so he continued.

"How long do you want to accept a Russian apprentice, you can accept any word, there are too many words. Ivantorovsky, take it away, right!

From now on, I will tear people up in Russia, and burn Tolowsky! "

At this time, Yu Qian also played with the child the whole time, and laughed, "I still haven't taken it off."

"Pie Tolowski!"

Have fun talking.

On the stage, it all depends on the biscuits.

The old couple couldn't stop them even if they wanted to, so Guo Degang just picked up a doll on the table and threw it at it.

After smashing the biscuits, he decisively started to touch the porcelain, and Guo Degang beat people.

It's just impossible.

During this process, Qi Yuncheng watched the performance of sesame seed cakes and also thought it was very good.

Not to mention him stripping the mandarin jacket, the few times the sesame seed cakes were praised for stripping the mandarin jacket, it was very fun, with his own style and a lot of laughs.

But the patriarch didn't give him food.

You must know that he also has basic skills, and he has been learning since he was a child.

However, no one from De Yun's mouth could stop him except Xiaosi Cao Heyang, which made Qi Yuncheng look aside subconsciously.

And Xiao Si noticed that his eyes were knocking on melon seeds in the side screen and responded, "What's wrong, senior brother? Do you want to eat melon seeds?"

"Eat it yourself!"

"Brother, brother cake is a good bag, cake Trovsky! Why isn't he called Trovsky cake?"

Well, these two people really share a common thinking.

Qi Yuncheng shook his head and continued to watch the performance.

After that, Liang Zi was not bad.

Shaobing was wearing a mandarin jacket and needed to correct the master's lies. First, he fulfilled it by himself, and second, he really couldn't call Yue Yunpeng to help.

After finally rounding it up.

Guo Degang started talking nonsense to Yu Qian again.

"Go! Come and play with me, and go to Naodalia to wade in the waves!"

"How many times have I been here?"

"But we are always bored there, call someone to go, Mr. Yu, if you don't go, if there is no way, I will call my lover to go."

Guo Degang made a phone call gesture, "Ping'er, come on! Dalia Gold Sea is dead, Jieli won't allow you to wade in the waves, but you can let me wade in the waves.

Luan Yunping said that I will go, but it will have to wait for another day. "

Yu Qian wondered, "What?"

"Married these days, married a transgender person."

"oops!"

Hearing Guo Degang talking nonsense again, Yu Qian covered his face and couldn't help it, so he stopped, "Wait a minute, Xiaoluan married a transgender person?"

"Yeah!" Guo Degang nodded, "What's the matter, why don't you marry a saber-toothed tiger?"

"Don't mind! It's better to marry a transgender person, at least one person."

After saying a word, Yu Qian looked at his old partner and said, "You're talking nonsense."

"Why am I talking nonsense?"

"Xiao Luan is our child, marrying a transsexual?"

"real!"

"Which really?"

"Don't believe it?"

"correct!"

Guo Degang raised his hand and pointed at the biscuits he was playing with, "If you don't believe me, ask him."

Looking back, Yu Qian turned to Shaobing, and said after a few seconds of silence.

"This time it has nothing to do with chemistry, and it has nothing to do with animal husbandry. Of course, it might have something to do with it."

After saying it, the audience heard a lot of laughter below. After all, what Guo Degang said was indeed a bit unbelievable.

"This time, Xiao Luan! That is, Luan Yunping recently married a transgender person. Do you know about that?"

"This...I..."

Shaobing couldn't think of such a thing, and began to stutter, "I haven't been with him recently, my son's apprentice, his beloved apprentice.

It is impossible for the two of us to play together, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain.

Someone understands him. "

"Who knows?"

"His partner Qi Yuncheng! He must know!"

"Anyone can explain it."

……