So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 340 In fact, many taciturn people do not like to express themselves

"OK OK……"

Seeing that the dispute was gradually turning into a scuffle between the two, Hei Yang sighed, stepped forward and lifted Hong Li from the neckline, and lifted her into the air.

"that……"

Hei Yang looked at the dark-faced Hong Ling with a sneer, she was also an elder after all.

"Cough, that..."

Hei Yang poked Hong Li's head with another finger, causing the latter to yell, but Hei Yang ignored it.

"My wife is mentally ill, I hope you will be more considerate."

Heiyang sincerely admitted his mistake.

"Ah? Ah? Heiyang, why are you out of your mind!"

Hongli cursed back viciously, rubbed her teeth at Hongling with her claws and claws, and kept calling at Hongling with her hands and feet, but she couldn't touch her.

"Damn it! I don't accept it!"

Hongli said with a displeased face: "What I said is obviously the truth, let's be honest! Is it wrong to tell the truth!

Heiyang, don't stop me, I'm going to kill this aunt who misunderstood her son today...... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "

Hongli's mouth was covered by Heiyang's hand again, her eyes widened, and she struggled frantically: "Heiwuuyang, you...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Cough, that..."

Heiyang looked at everyone present with a smirk, then turned his head and carried the red glass to the bedroom: "Wait for me, 10 minutes."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)

Hongli's struggle became even bigger. She grabbed the door frame and kicked her legs wildly. Under the gaze of Xingyun and the others, she disappeared from their sight with a look of horror and despair.

"boom!"

The door of the house was closed tightly, and the sound insulation array was fully activated.

"Ah this..."

Hongling, Xingyun, and Xiaohuogaga looked at the room blankly.

"No, it can't be..."

The corner of Hongling's mouth twitched, and she suddenly became worried about her niece: "I was just playing around with Xiaoli."

"Wuuuuuuu, Miss Hongli..."

Xingyun burst into tears: "I will always remember you."

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo turned his head away, showing half-moon eyes at an angle that everyone couldn't see, and laughed helplessly.

.........

Inside the Yangli bedroom.

The scene that should be very violent in the imagination of Hong Ling and others did not happen. Hong Li put her arms on her shoulders and sat on the side of the bed with a displeased face.

Heiyang was behind Hongli, pinching her face for a while, and thumping her back for a while.

"Okay, okay, Xiaoli, don't be angry."

Hei Yang said helplessly: "Didn't I tell you that in some cases we should speak according to the occasion.

So to stimulate aunt, what if she stops playing with us?"

"Well, I see, Hei Yang..."

Hong Li's face was full of reluctance, she curled her lips and couldn't help but said, "I don't think we were arguing just now, I guess my aunt and I were just joking, so it's not a big problem."

"How do you know it's not a big problem? What if?"

Hei Yang stretched out his index finger and tapped Hong Li's head, and the latter immediately felt even more wronged.

"But, but..."

Hong Li lowered her head and whispered, "I tried to make that kind of joke before, so my aunt probably wouldn't take it to heart.

As soon as I heard what I said, I knew it wasn't serious, I would care about that kind of joke, it's too horny..."

"You can't say that, everyone is different from everyone."

Heiyang rubbed Hongli's head, comfortingly said: "Everyone has their own preferences, each has its own characteristics, and has different views on things, it's normal.

Maybe what is normal in front of a certain person will explode when told by another person?
People are different, you never know when someone will get angry when you mention something. "

"What about you, Heiyang?"

Hongli moved her body, tilted her head back, and looked up at Heiyang.

"If I tell you anything, you will be angry!"

"What do you say?"

Hei Yang asked back: "You should ask if you don't say anything to me, I will be angry."

"Ah, it's so difficult to communicate with people..."

Hongli sighed: "Even if you are such a close relative or friend, you have to be careful when you speak, and think carefully about all kinds of words, for fear of making people unhappy. This is too tiring."

"Hey, no, no, I'm just giving an example. It doesn't have to be talking to my aunt, nor you must be a relative or friend. It's just a reminder."

Hei Yang patiently explained: "It's not that I need it, I'm reserved and cautious, like walking on thin ice, I dare not say anything.

In front of relatives and friends, we must be relatively open!

But, I think, it’s always wrong to keep exposing other people’s scars and throwing salt on them. Even if my aunt doesn’t care about it, if we think about it afterwards, we will feel a little inappropriate and impolite. After all, my aunt is a guest.

What I mean is very simple, that is, we need to pay attention to some proportions, and sometimes restrain ourselves a little. Think about the kind of politeness when we first met? "

"Such politeness..."

Hongli asked with some doubts: "It won't seem too distant, we have known each other for so long, logically speaking, we should be closer."

"Couldn't politeness mean you can't get close?"

Heiyang asked again.

"Well, it's not..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment, then nodded lightly: "I know Heiyang, thank you for reminding me, I will definitely pay attention!"

"Huh? Why are you thanking me?"

Heiyang's eyes widened, and he stretched out his hand to grab Hongli's neck: "Who are you going to share with? You! Hongli, you don't want to live anymore, do you?"

"Ah, I'm about to suffocate to death, hahahaha..."

Hongli played with Heiyang a few times, she lay on Heiyang's lap with her head up, raised her hands to hold Heiyang's face, and said happily: "So, it's better for you.

No matter what I can tell you, you will understand me. "

"Ah, ah, sometimes..."

Hongli sighed helplessly: "Sometimes I just think about it, my circle of friends is getting bigger and bigger, and I know more and more people.

But I just wanted to.Do I really need so many relationships to maintain?It must be very tiring, right?

I think you are enough!I really want to just stay with you..."

Hongli suddenly smiled slightly: "Heiyang, you are so kind to me."

"That's not it."

Heiyang stretched out his hand and ran along Hongli's hair with a chuckle.

"Okay, okay, I get it!"

Hongli sighed, and said with some amusement: "After I figured it out, I found out that it's nothing, what should I say normally!

Why was I depressed just now, really! "

"Troubled by some very ordinary things, this is a living creature with emotions."

Heiyang said leisurely: "No matter how strong your ability is, how powerful you are, as long as you have feelings, you will inevitably encounter these things.

You feel nervous because you care about those friends who don't want to lose. This is a good character, right? "

"Hey, the little mouth looks like it's been smeared with honey, so sweet."

Hongli smiled and said: "Reward you, kiss me!"

"It's rewarding yourself."

"Oh, don't care! I, uh..."

The two kissed each other affectionately inside the house, but outside the house there was a lot of turmoil, and a group of people filled their minds with the picture of Heiyang teaching Hongli a lesson.

"No, I have to go and see!"

Hongling couldn't help standing up, pacing back and forth: "What if it escalates into domestic violence?

What if there is a crack in the relationship between the two of them because of my affairs?what!sin!sin! "

"Ha, it is impossible for a crack to appear in a relationship, and it is impossible for a crack to appear in this life.

Auntie, you need to know, if Sister Hongli really wanted to struggle, could Brother Heiyang subdue her so easily with one arm? "

Xingyun snorted, and gestured: "If they really fight, it must be because of all kinds of powerful magic spells, the space is broken, the mountains are tilted, the sea is raging, and the wind and rain..."

"So I'm not worried about that."

Xingyun waved her hands, showing a faint expression: "I'm just curious about how Sister Hongli will be repaired, super curious!

You have to know, when Sister Hongli felt guilty, she didn't dare to resist Brother Heiyang at all, and Brother Heiyang did the same in turn. "

"You really..."

Hongling looked at Xingyun who was talking eloquently, sighed, and couldn't help complaining: "I have studied the couple very deeply!"

"Ha, that's it!"

Xingyun was not ashamed but proud, took out a small notebook from somewhere, and after flipping through it, Hongling caught a glimpse of several entries.

"Dinning with Sister Hongli today, happy!"

"I was trained by Sister Hongli today, grow up!"

"Sister Hongli didn't go out to talk to me today, reflect on, understand, and understand that Sister Hongli has worked so hard!"

"Today, Sister Hongli fought with Brother Heiyang and hit the roof from the ground, and then entered the house from the roof. Although the movements seem simple and reckless, they definitely contain the supreme and simple way."

"I say you……"

The corners of Hong Ling's eyes twitched: "What the hell are you writing in that notebook? Why can't I see the table of contents in these texts? Character."

"what?"

Xingyun looked at Hongling suspiciously: "What is dog licking, aunt?"

"Ah, that ah..."

Hongling didn't even think about it, and said casually: "It's just like I was chasing Beihai before... bah bah bah! You didn't hear anything just now, you didn't hear anything! Damn it! Amnesia and amnesia!"

"Waibibabu..."

Xingyun was dazed by Hong Ling's swaying expression, and the quick search frame that had been sorted out in her head with great difficulty was about to be shaken off, Hong Ling stopped her claws.

"Ahem, well, let me explain it to you."

Hong Ling coughed twice, and glanced aside with some faint eyes.

"I have a friend, um, this friend is her, she is a very beautiful girl with a gentle and considerate personality, hardworking and capable, kind-hearted, and outstanding talent..."

"All in all, I'm just... ah, I mean, my friend is the ideal girlfriend in the legend, but the one she's attracted to doesn't like her woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

As Hong Ling spoke, she suddenly wept bitterly.

Xingyun: "???"

"what?"

Xingyun tilted her head, and said with a puzzled look: "Gu, why are you crying so sad all of a sudden? Didn't you just tell a story?"

"This is my friend's personal experience, not a story!"

Hong Ling emphasized it again: "Well, that's right, that's right, I'm just feeling sad for that friend of mine, I feel worthless for her.

She's so good, but that man doesn't like her, it's really disgusting! "

"and then?"

Xingyun asked curiously.

"Then my friend still doesn't give up!"

"Um?!"

Xingyun was startled: "Isn't this becoming a stalker?"

"Ahem, well, I also think this kind of behavior is very bad, after all... Oh, it's all my friend's fault anyway! I don't know how to persuade her!"

Hongling gritted her teeth and said, "That friend of mine, in order to win back that man, make him change his mind, and return to her side, he will do everything to please him.

For example, find a way to get close to him, find a way to perform tasks with him, and create a separate space for the two of them to be alone.

Or, bring him meals in advance before he has time to eat!

But in fact, his boyfriend and girlfriend are very close, no matter how much my friend tries to please her, she has no hope of getting her back.

At that time I tried to persuade her to give up, but she refused to listen, and said to me, now it's better, you know the vision of my love master! "

Hongling waved her hand, shook her head and threw away the memory, and nodded: "This, um, the behavior of my friend is called dog licking!"

"Oh, oh, that's it."

Xingyun suddenly realized, looked at Hongling, and smiled: "Auntie, your friend is so stupid!"

"Ah, yes, yes..."

A well-shaped sign popped out of Hongling's head, and said quietly: "But it's not very good to talk about people behind their backs like this!"

"Hmm...that's right."

Xingyun scratched her head embarrassingly: "I'm so sorry."

"Well, I'll forgive this time... Cough cough, I forgive you for my friend."

Hongling changed the subject, skipped the topic, and pointed to Xingyun.

"As for you, Xiaoyun, your behavior just now, your mindless worship of Hongli, your unreasonable beautification interpretation, and various other things are proof of dog licking."

"But aunt, you just said..."

Xingyun was stunned for a moment, then stretched out her finger and gave an example: "Auntie, you said that licking a dog is always to please but it is completely hopeless, but I am already the best sister with Sister Hongli!"

"!"

A long arrow pierced Hongling's heart, and she smiled, "Is this so?"

"That's right, that's right, in this way, it's not my flattery, it's a symbol of affection between us sisters!"

Xingyun hehe said: "Licking dogs wouldn't have these things, would they?"

"puff!"

With another arrow, Hong Ling's heart leaked a big hole.

"And, and..."

Xingyun showed a bright smile: "Sister Hongli also has a small book that records how I get along.

I made an appointment with Sister Hongli, and we will get together every once in a while to exchange and take a look at each other, so as to maintain our constant friendship. "

"These, these are not what licking dogs can have!"

Xingyun looked at her aunt Hongling with a silly smile: "Auntie, am I right?"

"That's right, that's right, stop scolding, stop scolding, woo woo woo..."

Blood overflowed from the corner of Hongling's mouth: "The child is about to be called stupid..."

"Huh? Auntie, why are you vomiting blood? Huh? Ah! Doctor? I'll go to the Medicine King School to find a doctor..."

"No, no need..."

Hongling grabbed Xingyun's arm and smiled miserably. Sure enough, she still liked Xiaoli's straightforward jokes!
"Chirp..."

Xiaohuo glanced aside, and said the encrypted bird language to Quack: "Jijiujiujiu (I'm telling you, don't look at your parents, you can act. Dad is not willing to teach mom too hard. At most Just a pat on the head or something.)”

"Quack quack? (But mom taught quack a lesson, and she patted quack's ass!)"

"Ha, is this..."

Xiao Huo looked around, looked vigilant, opened his mouth, paused, hesitated to speak, and finally shook his head: "Don't say it, don't say it."

"quack?"

Do you want to restore the inheritance memory No. 943 in the recycle bin?no!
Xiao Huo's eyes were weak: "Ahem, interests are related, I can only say that I understand everything..."

(End of this chapter)