So lazy, how can you become a fairy

Chapter 341 I'm like a lazy donkey, I can't move without a whip...

When the two of them came out again, they looked at them one after another, "swish, swish, swish", to be precise, looking at Hongli, wanting to see if she was missing an arm or a leg.

It's just that after observing, they found that apart from Hongli's little face flushing a little, she still had healthy limbs, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"Uh……"

Hong Li looked at them with some confusion: "Well, what are you looking at? Is there something on Hei Yang's and I's face?"

"Um?!!"

Hongli turned pale with shock, and quickly waved her hands to condense a piece of water mirror to look at it: "It can't really be, it's broken, it's broken, it hasn't been dealt with completely..."

"Uh……"

The friends looked at Hongli speechlessly.

"that……"

Hong Ling asked tentatively: "Xiao Li, are you okay? Xiao Yang, what happened to you?"

"Yes yes yes!"

Xingyun moved to Hongli's side, and looked curiously at the other's neck: "Could it be that the scars are all hidden..."

"Hey, Xiaoyun, enough is enough."

Hongli knocked Xingyun's head silently, this is one of the few children she can crush with height.

Of course, this is not the reason why Hongli and Xingyun became friends, they are pure sisters, Hongli is not the kind of person who likes to use good friends to set off herself!

What's more, Hongli glanced at Xingyun's neck with a weak eye, and looked away blankly, it's not sure who will set off who!
"call……"

Hongli let out a long breath, smiled slightly, waved her hands and said honestly: "Okay, okay, seeing how worried you all are, can Heiyang really hit me?"

Speaking of this, Hong Li chuckled, grabbed Hei Yang's arm and hugged her, and said leisurely: "Hei Yang just showed affection to me, moved him with reason, and made me reflect on my mistakes.

It's all right now, I don't think there's anything wrong with me. "

Having said that, Hongli looked at Hongling with some embarrassment, and said apologetically, "Well, I'm sorry, aunt, I was a little rude just now."

Hongling: "!!!"

Hong Ling's eyes widened: "Xiao Li, what did you say?"

"what……"

Hongli smiled apologetically: "I said I'm sorry, but I didn't consider Auntie's feelings."

"Ha-huh-"

Hong Ling took a deep breath, turned her head to look at Xing Yun with a shocked face, only to find that they also had surprised expressions.

"Well, Miss Hongli, you..."

Xingyun hesitated to speak, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "Are you okay?"

"Well, me, what's wrong with me?"

Hongli leaned on Heiyang's shoulder with a small and clingy appearance, her eyes narrowed into a smile.

"I feel great, what can I do?"

"It's you Xiaoyun..."

Hongli looked at Xingyun sincerely, and said sincerely: "If you feel uncomfortable when you are playing with me.

Or Xiaoyun, if you think there is something wrong with me, please be sure to bring it up to me, don't wrong yourself, I will do my best to correct it! "

"real!"

Hongli looked at Xiaoyun anxiously: "I don't want to become what Xiaoyun hates, I want to be a qualified friend!"

"Ha-huh-"

Xingyun took a deep breath, took another breath, and took another breath.

She looked at Hong Ling in shock, and the latter also cast her shocked gaze.

"Ha-huh-"*2
Hongling Xingyun quacked to a corner not far away in an instant, and the two of them put their wings on their shoulders, put their heads together, and whispered in secret.

"This matter, no matter how you look at it, is too outrageous!"

Hong Ling's expression was solemn: "Xiao Yun, do you have any clues?"

"Xiaoyun doesn't know, Xiaoyun has no clue, Xiaoyun's head is gone..."

Xingyun looked dumbfounded, shaking her head like a rattle: "I don't understand, I don't understand, sister Hongli suddenly became so weird, so scary!"

"quack!"

Quack says you're right!
"It's not right, it's very wrong!"

Hongling glanced at Hongli secretly, she was having fun with Heiyang holding a small fire, the whole family seemed to be enjoying themselves---something is wrong!

"It's definitely Xiaoyang who made some terrible transformations to Xiaoli!"

Hong Ling nodded seriously and said: "That's why Xiao Li became uncharacteristically!
Didn't you see that her face was still flushed when she came out? I suspect that Xiao Yang used her boyfriend's special method! "

"Boyfriend, special means..."

Xingyun pupil earthquake.

"Gah?"

Quack had a question mark on his head, probably downloaded a pirated version of the memory inheritance package.

The two raised their heads together, imagining some scenes prohibited by children.

"..."

Hongling Xingyun looked at each other expressively: "Oh hoo~"

"Oh, what are you yelling at?"

Heiyang's ears twitched and his brows frowned, as if he heard someone saying bad things about Dashuaibi.

He looked at the three sneaking around there, and coughed twice: "Ahem!"

"what!"

Hongling Xingyun quacked back, but Heiyang Hongli always felt that their eyes were a little weird.

"By the way, what are you talking about secretly?"

Hei Yang looked at the two of them suspiciously: "You're not talking bad about us, are you?"

"Ahahaha, how is it possible, look at your sensitive little nerves, Xiaoyang."

Hongling laughed haha, glanced at Hongli, then at Heiyang, and let out a weird laugh: "But I understand, I understand, protect your wife, hehehe."

Heiyang Hongli: "???"

"That, Miss Hongli..."

Xingyun moved to Hongli's side, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "Can you recover a little bit, I still like your unruly look before!"

"what?"

The dead fish eyes flashed across Hongli's face, and then she smiled again, she touched Xingyun's head lightly, and said softly: "Okay, okay, Xiaoyun, stop joking, I know, I know, it was me before It's not right..."

"No, no, sister Hongli, don't do this!"

Xingyun quickly waved her hands, and begged: "I don't know what happened to Sister Hongli and Brother Heiyang, but I just like the real Sister Hongli!
Hurry up, recover a bit, um, swear a few bad words to find your feelings! "

Hongli: "???"

From the corner of her eye, Hongli turned to Heiyang for help, what should her husband do, she couldn't fix it.

[Hongli: Xiaoyun, what's wrong with this! 】

[Hei Yang: You are too perverted, I told you to restrain yourself a bit, and didn't let you...

Cough cough, forget it, hahaha, anyway, I don't care, Xiaoli, who is a little bird and a person, is also very cute! 】

[Hong Li: Oh, you're just greedy for me, you're a scumbag! 】

[Hei Yang: Slightly, slightly, so what?Not greedy is the eunuch. 】

【Hongli:......】

[Hongli: Don't you want to justify yourself? 】

[Heiyang: Hahahahaha, I can only say that the heart of Heiyang is known to everyone.what can you do 】

[Hongli: Damn it, it's been manipulated! 】

[Hongli: Forget it, anyway, that's something Hongli needs to be afraid of in the future, and it's none of my business. 】

[Hongli: Anyway, my husband save me! 】

[Hei Yang: Oh ho ho ho ho ho, not bad, not bad, Xiao Lizi's husband's cry is very pleasant, it is worthy of praise, continue to carry forward. 】

【Hei Yang: But, hey, how can I save you, your little sister, you decide. 】

[Hongli: Damn it, don't show loyalty, big pig's hoof! 】

【Hei Yang: Can't hear you, can't hear you~】

[Hong Li: Damn it! 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, wait for Heiyang! 】

"call……"

Hongli couldn't help sighing, showing a resentful expression, turned to look at Xingyun: "Oh."

"Oh?"

Xingyun blinked her eyes and tilted her head: "And then?"

"Huh? Then what!"

Hongli rolled her eyes, and said speechlessly: "I don't know why, climb up and down, and go."

"Hey?"

Xingyun was stunned for a moment, then cheered and hugged Hongli: "Good! Sister Hongli is resurrected!"

"Go! Go! Go……"

Hongli sighed: "It's really troublesome to make friends."

.........

"That, here, look good."

The map was unfolded on the floor, and Heiyang Hongli was gesturing on it, and the friends gathered around curiously.

"Listen up! The wedding process."

Hongli pointed at Heiyang, then at herself, turned her head and said to Xingyun Xiaohuo: "Hey, you also know that the wedding customs are different in different parts of our traveling world.

Although I think some places are a bit strange, but it must respect other people's traditional customs. "

"And in our five-color city five-color family, we have to follow our rules."

Hei Yang nodded, took out a small black notebook from his body, and said triumphantly: "Look, this is what my mother gave me, the Five Color Family Marriage Guide!"

"Ha, and my dad gave it to me."

Hong Li took out a little red leather notebook, showing Hei Yang's same proud expression: "The Five Color Family Marriage Guide!"

"Wow!"

Xingyun didn't know what to do, so she applauded quickly, her eyes sparkled, full of curiosity.

"One black, one red, or different versions!"

"Ah, this ah..."

Heiyang froze for a moment, then scratched his head embarrassedly and said with a smile: "That's not the case, the contents of these two books are actually exactly the same."

"uh-huh."

Hong Li nodded, and then said: "Only the book covers are of different colors, which is convenient for handling when they were distributed uniformly back then, because the five-color families have different populations."

"That's right, it's like when new books are issued at the beginning of school, each class's book pile has the class name on it."

Heiyang said that only Hongli understood the words.

"It's the same thing."

"Ah this..."

Xingyun scratched her head: "But if the content is the same, why would Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli use two copies? Aren't you husband and wife? Can't you share one copy?"

"Or……"

Xingyun's brain was wide open, and she lowered her voice seriously.

"Could it be that these two are actually magic weapon sets, and there is a magical connection between them, just like the five small fruit cores of our Wuguo family, as long as they are combined together, they can produce wonderful effects?"

"Uh, so you seem to have revealed some important family secret just now..."

Hongli showed half-moon eyes, shook her head and laughed.

"No, there is no special connection. It can only be said that the publishers are the same. Everyone comes from the same printing house."

"Well, if you have to say something special..."

Hong Li and Hei Yang looked at each other and smiled, held up the small notebooks and put them together, saying in unison: "It will appear that we are husband and wife!"

"Oh—"*4
"Tch, what's your attitude?"

Heiyang Hongli rolled his eyes.

"It's me first."

Heiyang opened the guidebook, and explained to Youyou: "The five-color family has a wedding rule, three days before the wedding, you have to go back to your own home to spend three days with your parents.

The implication is that even if we get married, we should not forget our roots, and spend more time with our parents and elders and other relatives. They are the ones who raised us up. "

"It's totally fine to spend more time with your parents or something."

Hongli is quite confident about this.

That's a request for people with ideals, ambitions, or others. For these two family-loving guys, it's nothing at all!
Besides, the two of them will not go far, the distance between Yangli's house and his hometown is only about ten minutes away for a walk after dinner, so there is no need to worry about missing them.

"It's just that I won't see my Xiaoyang for three days!"

Hongli wiped away tears reluctantly.

"I will miss death, the kind that can't sleep well at night, woo woo woo..."

[Hongli: Ha, I'm crying, I'm pretending, remember to play with mic together at night! 】

【Black Sun: ... 】

[Hei Yang: Oh. 】

"Then I will continue."

Hei Yang nodded, and continued: "In addition to being with my parents for these three days, of course, I also need to prepare for the wedding dress, familiarize myself with the process, and recharge my batteries..."

"Then, wait until that day!"

Hongli's tone suddenly rose, and she said seriously, "Hongli! Get up at six, get dressed at seven, and relatives and friends may arrive around eight."

"My relatives and friends also arrived around eight o'clock."

Heiyang rubbed his chin and said while thinking: "We will leave at nine o'clock, and then I will pick up Xiaoli at ten o'clock, and I will bring relatives and friends on both sides, and head towards here, which is our own home..."

"That's right, and then, everyone take a seat, let's come in together."

When Hong Li said this, she was a little dazed.

"Then, sprinkle water to thank heaven and earth, serve tea to thank parents, and drink wine to couples..."

"Well, next words..."

Hei Yang nodded and said: "It's about eleven or twelve o'clock, everyone is getting impatient, so let's serve the food without talking nonsense."

"At this time, we can eat together!"

Hong Li happily echoed, "Eat to your heart's content!"

"Hey, isn't it..."

Hongling frowned and said, "I'm also from the Hong family, and I've seen the elders get married, so why do I remember that I should go to my relatives and friends after this..."

"Damn it! Shut up, single aunt!"

Hongli's eyebrows jumped: "Stop talking!"

"???"

A row of question marks appeared on Hong Ling's head, she pointed upwards: "No, can you listen to what you are talking about?

You apologized to me and started dancing again before the next chapter? "

"Ah this..."

Hongli don't whistle too much, you've learned half of it!
"Ahem, that, didn't the above say..."

Hei Yang paused, showing a funny expression.

"If the bride and groom have special reasons, such as physical discomfort, they can ask the best man and bridesmaid to help instead!"

"Who are your best man and bridesmaid?"

A question mark popped out of Hongling's head.

"Hey~"

Heiyang Hongli smiled at each other and remained silent.

"I me me!"

Xingyun raised her hand with excitement on her face: "I'm a bridesmaid, huh!"

"Silly girl, what are you so excited about? You've been arrested as a coolie!"

Hongling couldn't help but patted Xingyun's head lightly, with a look of resentment, she turned to Heiyang Hongli: "What about the best man?"

"Hehehe~"

Heiyang Hongli smiled funny and remained silent.

Hongling: "..."

……

"Dad! Mom!"

Hong Butian pointed at himself, and said with a serious face: "This time, besides helping Xiaoyang and Xiaoli, I have one more thing to say when I come back this time!"

"this!"

Hong Butian pulled over Zhao Zhuji with a dull face, and introduced: "Get to know each other! This is your future daughter-in-law!"

"Hey, what is this, please be polite!"

Zhao Zhuji patted Hong Butian, turned to look at Hong Butian's parents, lowered his head and whispered: "Well, parents, it's the first time we meet, please bear with me..."

(End of this chapter)