So lazy, how can you become a fairy
Chapter 339 Well, when you see excellent friends, you will also learn to work hard while chasing lem
Chapter 339 Well, when you see excellent friends, you will also learn to work hard while chasing lemons!
After Heiyang Hongli's explanation, Elder Huo Le cheerfully copied their homework, but he didn't show any negative emotions, which made Heiyang Hongli heave a sigh of relief.
In this way, as long as the teleportation array is set up between the Five Colors City and the Five Elements Sect, even if all the elders come over, they can quickly return to the Zongli when the Zongmen is in danger. The plan works!
On the big table in Yangli's house, Heiyang Hongli spread out a large map, instead of looking at the map, she counted other things with her fingers.
"For relatives and friends, Brother Bu Tian from Wuliang Jianmen will come.
Yao Wangzong said that it was okay to say that they were relatives, and that they were not familiar with each other, so I reserved a seat for them to see if they would like to come.
The Five Elements School has asked Elder Huo Le, there is no problem there.
Relatives and friends in Five Colors City don’t have to worry, as well as Wangdu and grandma. Parents have already sent out invitations for us.
There is also Grandma Meng, who has been in doubt about her life and death for a few months after resignation procedures... She said that she will come when the time comes. "
Heiyang gestured to Hongli with his fingers.
"Look, in this way, we should have sent out all the invitations, right?"
"Well, I think we have changed a few maps."
Hongli poked her upper lip with her finger, her eyes were looking up.
"First, the Five Colors City where the dream started, then the Five Elements City, the Five Elements Sect, and Heiyang, you went to the capital.
I have also been to snow-capped mountains, the sea, and hell.
Went to grandma's house for Chinese New Year.
Then we stayed at home almost all the time, except for a trip to Wuliangjianmen, we didn't go out much. "
"Speaking of which, can snow mountains and seas be regarded as changing maps?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but retort: "If you stay there for a day or two, it's basically just killing monsters and then coming back.
This is not called changing the map, it's just taking the time to enter a secret dungeon! "
"Okay, remove these two."
Hong Li withdrew two fingers and raised her eyebrows.
"That's wrong to say! According to the standard you said...
Wuliangjianmen, Wangdu, Jifu, grandma's house, and even the Five Elements City, these are not considered as changing the map! "
"Why is this wrong?"
Pointing to his side, Hei Yang hummed and said, "At first we were in Five Colors City, and now we are still in Five Colors City!"
"Yes..."
Hong Li was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head and said in a low voice, "We've always only been active in the Five Colors City."
"If you think about it this way..."
Hong Li shed noodle tears: "Our social circle is so small!
Although it was said before that the entire practice world will give us some face.
But giving face is giving face, and we don't look very familiar with others.
Woohoo, I'm Li, a girl from the mountains with long hair and little knowledge! "
"Ah, but counting the invitations sent out, it seems that many people will come."
Heiyang was in a daze: "There are so many people coming to celebrate our wedding, it sounds a bit sore, and there are already so many people who care about us before we know it."
"Indeed..."
Hong Li was taken aback for a moment, closed her eyes, shook her head and spread her hands, sighed, and smiled slightly: "It can be said that all the work in the past ten years has not been in vain!"
"But will so many people come..."
Hongli imagined that scene, and was also dazed: "So many people are watching! If you think about it this way..."
Hongli's face was flushed, she put her chin on her hands, and smiled: "I'm still a little embarrassed, a little shy, hehe."
The two were in a daze with a smile, falling into a beautiful longing for the future.
.........
"Huh, Xiaohuo is back\^O^/!"
Xiaohuo pushed open the door, walked into the room with a smile on her face, and a Quack was lying on her shoulder.
"Phew, Xiaoyun is back too!"
Xingyun followed closely behind, carrying a big bag and a small bag, looking like a big harvest.
"Brother Heiyang, sister Hongli, look at what good things we have bought?"
"Ah, Hongling is back too."
Hong Ling closed the door softly, and her family, He Xiaoli, ran off to play in the mountains.
"It means that there is a storage bag, so do you have to carry a big bag every time you go shopping and come back?"
Hongling couldn't help complaining about Xingyun and said, "How can someone make trouble for himself instead of making things convenient for him?"
"That's how it feels! Otherwise, it would be weird to return empty-handed!"
"Oh, a false sense of ritual."
Hongling rolled her eyes, and muttered softly: "Go back and get a notebook and write it down.
As the head of the Hong family, I can't let this false and delicate sense of ritual appear in my family.
It is still better to be pragmatic, so as not to be extravagant and wasteful. "
"How can it be so one-size-fits-all!"
Xingyun retorted: "Brother Heiyang, sister Hongli, isn't their wedding for a sense of ceremony?"
"Heh, the three of them are full and the whole family is not hungry, so they don't care about these."
Hongling complained quietly: "If you are not in charge of the family, you don't know how expensive it is. I am in charge of hundreds of people, how can I be like them!"
"Well, that's it..."
Xingyun turned her head to look at Heiyang Hongli who was looking at each other at the table, and couldn't help sighing: "Although I haven't thought about any kind of love.
But seeing Sister Hongli's cute appearance, I suddenly felt that if I could find the right person, it would be great to have a sweet love! "
"Aha? What are you thinking?"
Hongling showed dead fish eyes, and said bitterly: "Auntie, let me remind you, don't approach men, it will bring misfortune!"
"Ah?"
Xingyun has a question mark on her head.
"Ah what ah what!"
Hongling snorted softly, and at some point a pointer appeared in her hand, she tapped on the blackboard behind her and said, "As an elder, it seems that I need to tell you about the stakes and stakes in it, don't take it to heart, it's a shame. It’s all from the experience of those who have been here!”
"Especially you, Xingyun, you are so stupid that you might be cheated away by others at any time!"
Hong Ling turned her head to look at Xiao Huo again, and snorted softly: "There is also you, Xiao Huo, education needs to start from a baby, so don't take it seriously.
I think back then your mother got into the trap at the young age of four! "
"Ah, auntie, stop spreading rumors!"
Xiao Huo spoke for his father and said: "Dad said it all, at that time it was just acquaintance, just acquaintance!
The relationship between them came to this point after a series of accumulation later! "
"Ha, you are as easy to deceive as your mother!"
Hongling snorted softly: "Do you believe what people say?
On the road, I met a brat and said to you: Do you know the little beauty?
Do you think he really just wants to get to know you? "
"Ah this!"
Xiao Huo turned into a pea-eye with a thunderbolt from the blue sky: "Could it be, could it be, how could it be!"
"Ha, Li Huohe's inheritance knowledge is not enough!"
Hongling pointed at Heiyang, revealing dead fish eyes.
"If you think that men are as harmless as your father, there will be a big problem.
Your mother is also lucky to have met her natural pair! "
"Otherwise it's like her..."
Hong Ling turned to Hong Li who was at the side, who was smiling slightly, holding his face in his hands with an expression of infatuation.
Hongling waved her hand in front of Hongli and then in front of Heiyang, but there was no response.
Rolling her eyes, Hong Ling looked at Xiao Huo and the others, and spread her hands: "Huh? You see, with your mother's love brain, what should I do if I meet someone other than Xiao Yang? "
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo showed a shocked expression, and was deep in thought.
"No way."
Xingyun waved his hands, looked at Hongli Heiyang who were looking at each other, and couldn't help but smile.
"If you want me to say, it's not because Sister Hongli is in love that she and Brother Heiyang are together."
Xingyun nodded confidently and said, "Well, it's because Sister Hongli and Brother Heiyang are together, that's why it's like this!"
"and……"
Xingyun looked at Hongli with admiration, her eyes sparkling: "Sister Hongli is really smart.
In fact, she sees people very clearly, but she just doesn't want to talk about it. She knows who can get along with someone and who can't. "
"Just like Xingyun me!"
Xingyun patted herself triumphantly: "Sister Hongli knows that this kid has no evil intentions, she can handle it!"
"..."
A row of black lines were drawn across Hong Ling's head: "I feel that all the preparatory words in front of you are all to praise yourself, right?"
"Hey hey."
Xingyun smiled embarrassedly.
"Okay, okay, there's no harm in learning more!"
Hongling knocked on the blackboard, then pointed at Quack who wanted to get away.
"Quack, come here and learn too, so that you don't become such a big villain in the future!"
"Gah?!"
…………
About 10 minutes later, Heiyang Hongli finally came to his senses.
"Ah, it's time for the next step."
Hongli shook her head, then looked down at the map on the table... picture?
"Huh? Where's my map?"
Hongli looked at Heiyang with a question mark on her head.
"There."
Heiyang pointed to the side with dead fish eyes.
Hongli looked along her hand, and then she saw Hongling hanging a map on the blackboard, pointing at it with a pointer.
Below, Xingyun Xiaohuo and Gaga sat in a row, listening to Hongling's lecture seriously.
"see it?"
Hong Ling pointed to a certain place on the map with the pointer, her eyes were sharp.
"Here! Here! And here!
Guys who often come and go here are probably not good people!
Also, in this kind of small alley, there will always be people who gather to gamble and play cards, so check them out.
And here, here, this is not okay, this is not a place for serious people, here..."
"Hey, I said..."
Hongli floated over with dead fish eyes, patted Hongling on the shoulder, and said without any ups and downs, "So, aunt, what are you doing with our map? We still have business to use."
"what?"
Hongling frowned, and looked at Hongli: "You have business to use, but I don't?
Besides, can't you wait until you have something serious to do?
What is more important than educating children about safety and not talking to strangers!
ah?In case the child is abducted by human traffickers because of the lack of this education class, who will be responsible?Can you be responsible! "
Hongli: "???"
"Uh……"
Heiyang sat down next to Xiaohuo leisurely, looked at the soul drawing on the blackboard, and sighed in his heart that this drawing technique was inherited by the Hong family.
"Little fire, little fire."
Heiyang patted Xiaohuo softly, lowered his voice and whispered: "What are you doing?"
"what!"
Xiao Huo quickly turned his head, stood up and lay down next to Hei Yang's shoulder, chuckled and said into his ear: "Aunt Hongling is teaching us to be careful of scumbags.
Hehe, Xiao Huo actually knows that Auntie is because...
Hey, but if Xiao Huo doesn't talk about it, it's also very interesting to listen to my aunt explain this knowledge!
If you say it directly, my aunt will definitely be sad! "
"Smart."
Hei Yang patted Xiao Huo, and whispered: "You are much more sensible than your mother, if it were Xiao Li, she would definitely..."
"what?!"
Hongli couldn't help blurting out, pointing at her aunt Hongling and shouting: "Just you? Teach them how to be careful of bad men?"
"how?"
Hongling's face turned black, and she glanced at Hongli angrily: "Can't you?!"
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, auntie, don't make me laugh, ha ha ha ha ha..."
Hongli couldn't help but burst into tears, and said sarcastically, "It's just you, the guy who doesn't even have a successful relationship experience, no, it's a guy who hasn't even had a love experience, no matter whether he succeeds or fails!
Except for dad and grandpa, you haven't held hands with other boys, have you?Hahahahahaha..."
"..."
The field was silent.
"Uh……"
A black line was drawn across Hei Yang's head, showing his half-moon eyes to look at Xiao Huo: "You see, you know what I wanted to say about your mother just now?"
"Ahahaha, this..."
A few drops of sweat rolled down Xiaohuo's forehead, and he responded in a low voice with a sneer: "Actually, not long after Xiaohuo was born, I was a little afraid that my mother would be beaten one day, but I didn't feel relieved when I found out that they couldn't beat my mother.
Then Xiao Huo was curious, how did her mother live so long before she started to practice, because many of her behaviors are quite different from the survival instincts of creatures in the inheritance, could it be because of some important figures in her mother's family? "
Xiaohuo showed half-moon eyes, looked at Heiyang, and showed a helpless expression: "I didn't know until Xiaohuo saw Dad..."
"Indeed indeed!"
Heiyang was moved to tears, and the old tears touched Xiaohuo's head: "Although I know that I have to bear most of the responsibility for her character today.
But in some respects, she is already out of blue, such as sneezing, ahem..."
Heiyang took a deep breath and sighed: "Fortunately, Xiaoli is still very polite when facing strangers, but when you meet relatives and friends who are close..."
Hei Yang pointed to himself: "I don't need to say, Hong Li has always been open-mouthed in front of me, that is, it took a little effort to get her to admit that she likes me.
Elder Ke Huole, Aunt Hongling, these elders who have a good relationship know that she has no malicious intentions, but tsk tsk..."
Hei Yang raised his fist and waved it with a righteous face: "So we have to use the iron fist of justice to help her get her brain back all the time, don't you understand!
She must be reminded that some things can be said to her father, but not all of them can be said to others! "
"Support Justice Hammer!"
Xiaohuo hey hey, suddenly thought of something, slipped to Heiyang's ear, and continued to whisper: "Speaking of which, if you hit the head, you will definitely make people stupid.
Maybe I won't be able to remember when the time comes, why don't I call ( )? "
"Ah this."
Hei Yang showed a funny face, looked at Xiao Huo, and said with a smile: "Why, you were beaten by your mother, are you ready to take revenge?"
"Ahem, no, how could it be! Hahaha"
Xiaohuo laughed out loud.
"to be frank."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mama!"
Xiao Huo burst into tears, sniffed, lowered his voice and told the truth.
"Xiaohuo was rude to Aunt Xiaoyun once before, but my mother didn't say anything at the time, and then she taught Xiaohuo when she got home, woooooo...
So dad, didn't you just say that mom is not polite, so you should treat them equally and oppose double standards of seniority! "
"Hey, this can't be done."
Heiyang lowered his voice and said: "Otherwise, I'm afraid that I will be so excited by her that there will be no punishment effect!"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo showed a shocked expression, his pupils gradually narrowed.
"New knowledge, stored until inheritance...huh?"
Before Xiaohuo finished speaking, Heiyang pressed a finger against his head, and the former looked at Heiyang with a puzzled expression.
"This is not good for passing on memory."
Hei Yang smiled slightly, flicked his fingers lightly: "Da."
"Well!"
Xiao Huo's eyes went dark, and then she was in a daze, seeing her father smiling at her tenderly.
"Ah?"
Xiao Huo shook his head, blinked and asked in confusion: "Isn't Xiao Huo listening to class?"
"Xiao Huo is too tired to hear that."
Hei Yang patted Xiao Huo's head with a smile: "So I fell asleep leaning on my father while listening.
How is it? Did you sleep comfortably? If you are still sleepy, continue to sleep for a while. "
"Ah! So that's how it is."
Xiaohuo suddenly realized, as if he really felt a little sleepy, he smiled embarrassedly.
"Xiao Huo didn't do it on purpose, it just seems to be really sleepy."
Xiao Huo tilted his head and leaned on Hei Yang's arm moved, and smiled: "Father is so kind."
"of course!"
Heiyang's eyes were slightly blank, he laughed and patted Xiaohuo's head.
In the distance, Hongli and Hongling were still chattering...
Ah, what a happy and harmonious family!
Xingyun: "???"
quack:"???"
Did the two of them see something they shouldn't have seen!
(End of this chapter)
After Heiyang Hongli's explanation, Elder Huo Le cheerfully copied their homework, but he didn't show any negative emotions, which made Heiyang Hongli heave a sigh of relief.
In this way, as long as the teleportation array is set up between the Five Colors City and the Five Elements Sect, even if all the elders come over, they can quickly return to the Zongli when the Zongmen is in danger. The plan works!
On the big table in Yangli's house, Heiyang Hongli spread out a large map, instead of looking at the map, she counted other things with her fingers.
"For relatives and friends, Brother Bu Tian from Wuliang Jianmen will come.
Yao Wangzong said that it was okay to say that they were relatives, and that they were not familiar with each other, so I reserved a seat for them to see if they would like to come.
The Five Elements School has asked Elder Huo Le, there is no problem there.
Relatives and friends in Five Colors City don’t have to worry, as well as Wangdu and grandma. Parents have already sent out invitations for us.
There is also Grandma Meng, who has been in doubt about her life and death for a few months after resignation procedures... She said that she will come when the time comes. "
Heiyang gestured to Hongli with his fingers.
"Look, in this way, we should have sent out all the invitations, right?"
"Well, I think we have changed a few maps."
Hongli poked her upper lip with her finger, her eyes were looking up.
"First, the Five Colors City where the dream started, then the Five Elements City, the Five Elements Sect, and Heiyang, you went to the capital.
I have also been to snow-capped mountains, the sea, and hell.
Went to grandma's house for Chinese New Year.
Then we stayed at home almost all the time, except for a trip to Wuliangjianmen, we didn't go out much. "
"Speaking of which, can snow mountains and seas be regarded as changing maps?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but retort: "If you stay there for a day or two, it's basically just killing monsters and then coming back.
This is not called changing the map, it's just taking the time to enter a secret dungeon! "
"Okay, remove these two."
Hong Li withdrew two fingers and raised her eyebrows.
"That's wrong to say! According to the standard you said...
Wuliangjianmen, Wangdu, Jifu, grandma's house, and even the Five Elements City, these are not considered as changing the map! "
"Why is this wrong?"
Pointing to his side, Hei Yang hummed and said, "At first we were in Five Colors City, and now we are still in Five Colors City!"
"Yes..."
Hong Li was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head and said in a low voice, "We've always only been active in the Five Colors City."
"If you think about it this way..."
Hong Li shed noodle tears: "Our social circle is so small!
Although it was said before that the entire practice world will give us some face.
But giving face is giving face, and we don't look very familiar with others.
Woohoo, I'm Li, a girl from the mountains with long hair and little knowledge! "
"Ah, but counting the invitations sent out, it seems that many people will come."
Heiyang was in a daze: "There are so many people coming to celebrate our wedding, it sounds a bit sore, and there are already so many people who care about us before we know it."
"Indeed..."
Hong Li was taken aback for a moment, closed her eyes, shook her head and spread her hands, sighed, and smiled slightly: "It can be said that all the work in the past ten years has not been in vain!"
"But will so many people come..."
Hongli imagined that scene, and was also dazed: "So many people are watching! If you think about it this way..."
Hongli's face was flushed, she put her chin on her hands, and smiled: "I'm still a little embarrassed, a little shy, hehe."
The two were in a daze with a smile, falling into a beautiful longing for the future.
.........
"Huh, Xiaohuo is back\^O^/!"
Xiaohuo pushed open the door, walked into the room with a smile on her face, and a Quack was lying on her shoulder.
"Phew, Xiaoyun is back too!"
Xingyun followed closely behind, carrying a big bag and a small bag, looking like a big harvest.
"Brother Heiyang, sister Hongli, look at what good things we have bought?"
"Ah, Hongling is back too."
Hong Ling closed the door softly, and her family, He Xiaoli, ran off to play in the mountains.
"It means that there is a storage bag, so do you have to carry a big bag every time you go shopping and come back?"
Hongling couldn't help complaining about Xingyun and said, "How can someone make trouble for himself instead of making things convenient for him?"
"That's how it feels! Otherwise, it would be weird to return empty-handed!"
"Oh, a false sense of ritual."
Hongling rolled her eyes, and muttered softly: "Go back and get a notebook and write it down.
As the head of the Hong family, I can't let this false and delicate sense of ritual appear in my family.
It is still better to be pragmatic, so as not to be extravagant and wasteful. "
"How can it be so one-size-fits-all!"
Xingyun retorted: "Brother Heiyang, sister Hongli, isn't their wedding for a sense of ceremony?"
"Heh, the three of them are full and the whole family is not hungry, so they don't care about these."
Hongling complained quietly: "If you are not in charge of the family, you don't know how expensive it is. I am in charge of hundreds of people, how can I be like them!"
"Well, that's it..."
Xingyun turned her head to look at Heiyang Hongli who was looking at each other at the table, and couldn't help sighing: "Although I haven't thought about any kind of love.
But seeing Sister Hongli's cute appearance, I suddenly felt that if I could find the right person, it would be great to have a sweet love! "
"Aha? What are you thinking?"
Hongling showed dead fish eyes, and said bitterly: "Auntie, let me remind you, don't approach men, it will bring misfortune!"
"Ah?"
Xingyun has a question mark on her head.
"Ah what ah what!"
Hongling snorted softly, and at some point a pointer appeared in her hand, she tapped on the blackboard behind her and said, "As an elder, it seems that I need to tell you about the stakes and stakes in it, don't take it to heart, it's a shame. It’s all from the experience of those who have been here!”
"Especially you, Xingyun, you are so stupid that you might be cheated away by others at any time!"
Hong Ling turned her head to look at Xiao Huo again, and snorted softly: "There is also you, Xiao Huo, education needs to start from a baby, so don't take it seriously.
I think back then your mother got into the trap at the young age of four! "
"Ah, auntie, stop spreading rumors!"
Xiao Huo spoke for his father and said: "Dad said it all, at that time it was just acquaintance, just acquaintance!
The relationship between them came to this point after a series of accumulation later! "
"Ha, you are as easy to deceive as your mother!"
Hongling snorted softly: "Do you believe what people say?
On the road, I met a brat and said to you: Do you know the little beauty?
Do you think he really just wants to get to know you? "
"Ah this!"
Xiao Huo turned into a pea-eye with a thunderbolt from the blue sky: "Could it be, could it be, how could it be!"
"Ha, Li Huohe's inheritance knowledge is not enough!"
Hongling pointed at Heiyang, revealing dead fish eyes.
"If you think that men are as harmless as your father, there will be a big problem.
Your mother is also lucky to have met her natural pair! "
"Otherwise it's like her..."
Hong Ling turned to Hong Li who was at the side, who was smiling slightly, holding his face in his hands with an expression of infatuation.
Hongling waved her hand in front of Hongli and then in front of Heiyang, but there was no response.
Rolling her eyes, Hong Ling looked at Xiao Huo and the others, and spread her hands: "Huh? You see, with your mother's love brain, what should I do if I meet someone other than Xiao Yang? "
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo showed a shocked expression, and was deep in thought.
"No way."
Xingyun waved his hands, looked at Hongli Heiyang who were looking at each other, and couldn't help but smile.
"If you want me to say, it's not because Sister Hongli is in love that she and Brother Heiyang are together."
Xingyun nodded confidently and said, "Well, it's because Sister Hongli and Brother Heiyang are together, that's why it's like this!"
"and……"
Xingyun looked at Hongli with admiration, her eyes sparkling: "Sister Hongli is really smart.
In fact, she sees people very clearly, but she just doesn't want to talk about it. She knows who can get along with someone and who can't. "
"Just like Xingyun me!"
Xingyun patted herself triumphantly: "Sister Hongli knows that this kid has no evil intentions, she can handle it!"
"..."
A row of black lines were drawn across Hong Ling's head: "I feel that all the preparatory words in front of you are all to praise yourself, right?"
"Hey hey."
Xingyun smiled embarrassedly.
"Okay, okay, there's no harm in learning more!"
Hongling knocked on the blackboard, then pointed at Quack who wanted to get away.
"Quack, come here and learn too, so that you don't become such a big villain in the future!"
"Gah?!"
…………
About 10 minutes later, Heiyang Hongli finally came to his senses.
"Ah, it's time for the next step."
Hongli shook her head, then looked down at the map on the table... picture?
"Huh? Where's my map?"
Hongli looked at Heiyang with a question mark on her head.
"There."
Heiyang pointed to the side with dead fish eyes.
Hongli looked along her hand, and then she saw Hongling hanging a map on the blackboard, pointing at it with a pointer.
Below, Xingyun Xiaohuo and Gaga sat in a row, listening to Hongling's lecture seriously.
"see it?"
Hong Ling pointed to a certain place on the map with the pointer, her eyes were sharp.
"Here! Here! And here!
Guys who often come and go here are probably not good people!
Also, in this kind of small alley, there will always be people who gather to gamble and play cards, so check them out.
And here, here, this is not okay, this is not a place for serious people, here..."
"Hey, I said..."
Hongli floated over with dead fish eyes, patted Hongling on the shoulder, and said without any ups and downs, "So, aunt, what are you doing with our map? We still have business to use."
"what?"
Hongling frowned, and looked at Hongli: "You have business to use, but I don't?
Besides, can't you wait until you have something serious to do?
What is more important than educating children about safety and not talking to strangers!
ah?In case the child is abducted by human traffickers because of the lack of this education class, who will be responsible?Can you be responsible! "
Hongli: "???"
"Uh……"
Heiyang sat down next to Xiaohuo leisurely, looked at the soul drawing on the blackboard, and sighed in his heart that this drawing technique was inherited by the Hong family.
"Little fire, little fire."
Heiyang patted Xiaohuo softly, lowered his voice and whispered: "What are you doing?"
"what!"
Xiao Huo quickly turned his head, stood up and lay down next to Hei Yang's shoulder, chuckled and said into his ear: "Aunt Hongling is teaching us to be careful of scumbags.
Hehe, Xiao Huo actually knows that Auntie is because...
Hey, but if Xiao Huo doesn't talk about it, it's also very interesting to listen to my aunt explain this knowledge!
If you say it directly, my aunt will definitely be sad! "
"Smart."
Hei Yang patted Xiao Huo, and whispered: "You are much more sensible than your mother, if it were Xiao Li, she would definitely..."
"what?!"
Hongli couldn't help blurting out, pointing at her aunt Hongling and shouting: "Just you? Teach them how to be careful of bad men?"
"how?"
Hongling's face turned black, and she glanced at Hongli angrily: "Can't you?!"
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha, auntie, don't make me laugh, ha ha ha ha ha..."
Hongli couldn't help but burst into tears, and said sarcastically, "It's just you, the guy who doesn't even have a successful relationship experience, no, it's a guy who hasn't even had a love experience, no matter whether he succeeds or fails!
Except for dad and grandpa, you haven't held hands with other boys, have you?Hahahahahaha..."
"..."
The field was silent.
"Uh……"
A black line was drawn across Hei Yang's head, showing his half-moon eyes to look at Xiao Huo: "You see, you know what I wanted to say about your mother just now?"
"Ahahaha, this..."
A few drops of sweat rolled down Xiaohuo's forehead, and he responded in a low voice with a sneer: "Actually, not long after Xiaohuo was born, I was a little afraid that my mother would be beaten one day, but I didn't feel relieved when I found out that they couldn't beat my mother.
Then Xiao Huo was curious, how did her mother live so long before she started to practice, because many of her behaviors are quite different from the survival instincts of creatures in the inheritance, could it be because of some important figures in her mother's family? "
Xiaohuo showed half-moon eyes, looked at Heiyang, and showed a helpless expression: "I didn't know until Xiaohuo saw Dad..."
"Indeed indeed!"
Heiyang was moved to tears, and the old tears touched Xiaohuo's head: "Although I know that I have to bear most of the responsibility for her character today.
But in some respects, she is already out of blue, such as sneezing, ahem..."
Heiyang took a deep breath and sighed: "Fortunately, Xiaoli is still very polite when facing strangers, but when you meet relatives and friends who are close..."
Hei Yang pointed to himself: "I don't need to say, Hong Li has always been open-mouthed in front of me, that is, it took a little effort to get her to admit that she likes me.
Elder Ke Huole, Aunt Hongling, these elders who have a good relationship know that she has no malicious intentions, but tsk tsk..."
Hei Yang raised his fist and waved it with a righteous face: "So we have to use the iron fist of justice to help her get her brain back all the time, don't you understand!
She must be reminded that some things can be said to her father, but not all of them can be said to others! "
"Support Justice Hammer!"
Xiaohuo hey hey, suddenly thought of something, slipped to Heiyang's ear, and continued to whisper: "Speaking of which, if you hit the head, you will definitely make people stupid.
Maybe I won't be able to remember when the time comes, why don't I call ( )? "
"Ah this."
Hei Yang showed a funny face, looked at Xiao Huo, and said with a smile: "Why, you were beaten by your mother, are you ready to take revenge?"
"Ahem, no, how could it be! Hahaha"
Xiaohuo laughed out loud.
"to be frank."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mama!"
Xiao Huo burst into tears, sniffed, lowered his voice and told the truth.
"Xiaohuo was rude to Aunt Xiaoyun once before, but my mother didn't say anything at the time, and then she taught Xiaohuo when she got home, woooooo...
So dad, didn't you just say that mom is not polite, so you should treat them equally and oppose double standards of seniority! "
"Hey, this can't be done."
Heiyang lowered his voice and said: "Otherwise, I'm afraid that I will be so excited by her that there will be no punishment effect!"
"Ah this..."
Xiao Huo showed a shocked expression, his pupils gradually narrowed.
"New knowledge, stored until inheritance...huh?"
Before Xiaohuo finished speaking, Heiyang pressed a finger against his head, and the former looked at Heiyang with a puzzled expression.
"This is not good for passing on memory."
Hei Yang smiled slightly, flicked his fingers lightly: "Da."
"Well!"
Xiao Huo's eyes went dark, and then she was in a daze, seeing her father smiling at her tenderly.
"Ah?"
Xiao Huo shook his head, blinked and asked in confusion: "Isn't Xiao Huo listening to class?"
"Xiao Huo is too tired to hear that."
Hei Yang patted Xiao Huo's head with a smile: "So I fell asleep leaning on my father while listening.
How is it? Did you sleep comfortably? If you are still sleepy, continue to sleep for a while. "
"Ah! So that's how it is."
Xiaohuo suddenly realized, as if he really felt a little sleepy, he smiled embarrassedly.
"Xiao Huo didn't do it on purpose, it just seems to be really sleepy."
Xiao Huo tilted his head and leaned on Hei Yang's arm moved, and smiled: "Father is so kind."
"of course!"
Heiyang's eyes were slightly blank, he laughed and patted Xiaohuo's head.
In the distance, Hongli and Hongling were still chattering...
Ah, what a happy and harmonious family!
Xingyun: "???"
quack:"???"
Did the two of them see something they shouldn't have seen!
(End of this chapter)
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