NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 279 Vanessa is here too
After three rounds, the game is over.

The Marvel Trio won the game 21-14.

"Hahaha, Uncle Drew, it's so-so."

Wade stuttered.

The audience who didn't know the truth were really shocked, while those who already understood laughed along. They like to watch this kind of mutual damage between stars.

"Don't be complacent, I've already called someone, just wait for me, they'll be here soon."

He Xinghui said.

"Oh, who did you call?"

Wade asked.

"Don't worry, don't be afraid, they are all unknown people. Olney's brother, Howard's brother and so on."

As soon as these words came out, Wade immediately understood that it was Olney and Howard who came.

This.
To be honest, he really has no confidence in He Xinghui + O'Neal + Howard.

However, after all, it's just for fun, winning or losing doesn't matter.

Therefore, the three of them did not take the opportunity to slip away.

At the same time, a large number of media is coming.

Some fans have already revealed to the media that Uncle Drew is He Xinghui, and Wade Anthony James is also here.

It is really good news that so many stars gathered in the stadium for a disguise show.

What's more, He Xinghui was among them.

Where there is He Xinghui, there is news. This is the consensus of the current North American media.

Therefore, turning around He Xinghui, you can't go wrong.

Not long after, the media arrived, and O'Neal followed suit.

He really only wore a wig, and nothing else changed, even the jersey was No. 32.

This makeup is extremely perfunctory, for fear that others will not know that he is O'Neill.

"Oh, Shacklebolt."

The audience exclaimed.

The reporters immediately surrounded him: "Shaker, are you here to teach Uncle Drew a lesson?"

"What Shaker, I'm O'Neal's younger brother, Bryant O'Neal."

O'Neill didn't blush, and said solemnly.

The audience almost fainted from laughter. They really wanted to say, if you are like this, there is no need to impersonate. We are not three-year-olds.

"I don't believe it, you and Shacklebolt look exactly the same. Besides, I never heard that Shacklebolt has a younger brother."

The reporter said.

"We are twin brothers, of course we look alike. As for why you haven't heard of it, this actually involves a shocking secret."

O'Neill's words directly aroused everyone's curiosity.

Shocking secret, it sounds scary.

"Shaker doesn't want people to know that I played for him in those games where he performed well. He is actually just a very average player. Those games where he missed a lot of free throws were played by himself. .”

O'Neill directly hacked himself, causing the audience to laugh.

"OK, Bryant O'Neal, why are you exposing all this now? It's probably not good for your brother."

Knowing that the other party is talking nonsense, the reporter can only cooperate.

"Because I'm not going to live under his light, I'm going to join forces with Uncle Drew to enter the NBA and win a championship. Well, yes, that's it."

O'Neill said.

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Everyone.

Meanwhile, Howard arrives.

This guy is even more outrageous, no makeup, no wig.

When the reporter asked, he said without embarrassment at all: "I am Howard's brother."

Well, with He Xinghui and O'Neal in front, the audience is used to these nonsense.

They are already looking forward to the combination of He Xinghui + O'Neal + Howard vs. Wade Anthony James.

Entering the stadium, Olney yelled directly: "Whoever bullied my Drew, this is obviously not giving me Bryant O'Neal face."

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Wade.

"It's not they who bully me, it's I who bully them. Calling you here is also giving you a chance to bully others. "

He Xinghui said.

"Oh, who are the opponents, what is their strength, do they have the right to be bullied by us?"

The two of them held each other, making the audience laugh.

"Big mouth, I hope your strength is worthy of your breath."

Wade is also fighting back, but what he said, the jokes are obviously not enough.

Then, the two teams played.

The Marvel Three Heroes first strike, the situation is completely different from just now.

O'Neal and Howard teamed up to guard the basket, directly turning the entire basket into a restricted area.

After rushing in, unless it is a dunk, he will be capped.

After James went in, he was interfered by Howard and missed a shot.

"I'm still far behind."

Curry sighed.

Subsequently, He Xinghui's side attacked.

He Xinghui hoisted the ball to Howard under the basket, and Howard scored easily.

There is no insider in the combination of the Marvel Three Heroes, and they can't prevent the offense at the basket at all.

"No, this won't work, you have to change someone to fight."

Wade called a timeout.

The lineup is restrained and can't play.

This lineup is restrained, and it does not mean that the inside line must be more effective than the outside line.

The key is that the three-point ability of the outside combination of the Marvel Three Heroes is not very good. They must go to the basket, and the basket is the territory of Howard and O'Neal, which is tantamount to challenging the advantage of the inside line.

If the three-pointers of Marvel's three heroes are extremely accurate, then they are the ones who have restrained He Xinghui a few times.

The inside line can only score two points at a time, and if they want to defend the basket, the efficiency will be greatly reduced. This is the weakness of attacking the inside line.

"Let's talk after this round."

He Xinghui laughed.

I was frightened by the three of them just now, what can I do if I don't get back on the spot?
Helpless, Wade can only continue to play.

Wade suddenly, was capped.

James suddenly, was capped.

Anthony was in the middle distance and was disturbed to hit the iron.

On the other hand, He Xinghui's offense, Howard's dunk, O'Neal's dunk, and He Xinghui's breakthrough layup, are not easy for the opponent to defend.

In a one-sided game, both Howard and O'Neal were high.

Soon, the game is over.

21 to 11, the Marvel Three Heroes lost worse than the old and young combination just now.

This ending is a bit beyond the audience's expectations.

They originally thought that at least they could make a [-]-[-] split.

After all, the starlight of the Three Heroes is no worse than that of He Xinghui.

In the eyes of ordinary fans, the number of stars is the measure of strength.

Afterwards, everyone rested for a few minutes, James and O'Neal switched, and the two teams continued to play.

After the swap, the lineups of the two teams have become much more reasonable, with a back, a striker, and a center.

In 3-person basketball, this is the standard configuration.

"Cousin will win here."

Some viewers expressed their views.

"Not necessarily, Wade is the FMVP, and he and O'Neal are on the same team, and the cooperation will be more familiar."

Amidst the audience's discussion, the game started.

He Xinghui attacked first, he chose to play off the ball and let James hold the ball.

James broke through and He Xinghui ran without the ball.

James, who was halfway through, was blocked and directly passed the ball to He Xinghui.

He Xinghui took off, took the shot, and scored the ball in one go.

comfortable.

James sighed.

As early as the first match, he felt that he and He Xinghui would match very well on the court.

And now, that feeling is still there.

However, he also knew that he and He Xinghui had no hope of joining forces.

One is in the East, one is in the West, and there is no chance to cooperate in the All-Star Game.

This team formation may be a swan song.

The Wade team attacked, and Wade wanted to hit He Xinghui with the ball, which was not easy to play.

However, Anthony playing James, or O'Neal playing Howard, is also not easy to play.

Therefore, Wade chose to play tactics, let O'Neal go out of the basket, and pick and roll with him.

After the pick-and-roll, Wade rushed Howard, passed directly, and made a layup.

After all, the two of them are teammates, and they are much more skilled in cooperating.

In the transition between offense and defense, He Xinghui ran without the ball, and Wade could only follow suit, and was taken out of the three-point line.

There are only two people under the basket, which is simply for nothing for James.

He rushed straight down, and O'Neill didn't forcefully stop him.

It's just an exhibition match, he won't play it seriously.

The ball goes in.

After hitting the ball, James has already decided that the management must try their best to trade a three-point shooter to the team.Preferably Ray Allen, Mike Bibby or Billups.

It's great to have teammates to help open the floor. He was tired of being caught between two or three big guys last season against the Pistons.

At the transition of offense and defense, Wade rushed to Howard again, and He Xinghui chased after him and gave him a big cap.

He and Kobe still have that little resemblance, like to win.

Even if it is a very casual street exhibition match, he still wants to win the opponent, so he plays very aggressively.

He, Wade, and James are all playing very actively, and it doesn't matter to the happy beast, they are playing the whole time.O'Neill is old and powerless.Anthony, a little absent-minded.

The offensive and defensive transition, James rushed again, O'Neal assisted in the defense, James threw the ball, and Howard took off for an alley.

Howard can still be very active when he can show off.

The ball scored, Howard smiled like a fool.

James high-fives him, and he thinks it seems okay to work with Howard.

Has defense, can grab rebounds, and can eat cakes.

Wade attacked, relied on his personal ability to pass He Xinghui, and scored a layup.

James also feels that it is good to cooperate with Wade. Wade has outstanding personal ability, can attack at critical moments, and can attract defensive firepower.

After a few rounds, James found that the cooperation with the few present seemed to be very good.

Because these are all popular stars in the league, and except for O'Neal, they are all at their peak.

James realized.

Want to win, team up with stars.

The Qiaopi combination, the OK combination, the Spurs GDP, these are all teams with two or more stars.

In the transition between offense and defense, He Xinghui began to accelerate from outside the three-point line, and he was about to perform a slam dunk.

Wade and the others didn't go to defend, firstly to save He Xinghui's face, and secondly because they were afraid of becoming a background board.

He Xinghui jumped from inside the free throw line and made a tomahawk split dunk. This is the strongest dunk he can perform without props.

Ornamental is not bad.More importantly, this is a split button in actual combat.

"Oh"

The audience opened their mouths.

Although He Xinghui has performed more beautiful dunks before, but that kind of dunk is rare.Now this is not bad.

Later, Wade also performed here. Wade threw the ball, and O'Neal dunked it all in the air. It seemed that he was still young.

"Shaker, take it easy, this is an ordinary basketball hoop, not the standard basketball hoop in the NBA."

He Xinghui reminded.

"Don't worry, I'll be fine."

O'Neill laughed.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm worried about the hoop, and the hoop is innocent."

He Xinghui said.

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O'Neill.

Offensive and defensive transition, James also contributed a dunk.

The competition gradually turned into a performance.

He Xinghui even made a few blind shots with his back to the basket from outside the three-point line, but unfortunately he missed because he didn't use props.

"Why didn't you win? It's unscientific."

He Xinghui showed a look of incomprehension.

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Everyone.

It would be hell if it went on like this.

"If you can still hit the back shot from beyond the three-point line, I'll eat the basketball, two."

O'Neal dismissed it.

"This is what you said, I remember, sooner or later I will show you one."

He Xinghui plans to score such a goal next season.

"Remember and remember, the great Shacklebolt said one thing."

O'Neal dismissed it.

After a few rounds, the game was over.

21 to 18, He Xinghui won a small victory here.

Everyone didn't do their best, they were just playing, and there were countless wins and losses.

Even so, the fans at the scene were very satisfied.

After all, they didn't spend money on tickets and watched a miniature version of the All-Star Game for free.

Afterwards, a staff member brought professional makeup removers and quickly removed their makeup, revealing their true colors.

"It's my cousin, really my cousin."

The audience shouted excitedly.

Although they had been extremely sure of this before, they were still very excited at the moment when they were completely sure.

Especially those who have played with He Xinghui, and those who have been spat by He Xinghui.

"Wade, James, Anthony, it really is them."

Their cheers were not low, after all, they were all popular stars in the league.

"Originally, I didn't plan to reveal my identity, so that I could use Uncle Drew's identity and occasionally come to the park to play ball. I didn't expect that these three guys were recruited, and my identity was forced to be revealed, so I just met with everyone. "

He Xinghui said.

"You can come later."

Some fans shouted.

However, he soon realized that this was not realistic.

If the fans knew in advance that He Xinghui would come to the park to play, they would definitely crowd the park.

"Maybe, maybe in the future there will be Brother Drew, Uncle Drew, Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew."

He Xinghui smiled and said, it was like drawing a cake for the fans.

After the event ended, He Xinghui invited Wade and others to his house as guests.

"There is still more than a month before the new season, He, do you have any more fun ideas?"

O'Neill said.

This time, Uncle Drew just came here for a trick, and he hasn't had enough fun yet.

After winning the championship last season, he proved that he can win the championship without Kobe. His career is almost complete, and now he is becoming more and more playful.

"Or, let's put on a variety show."

He Xinghui said.

"Don't tell us that you will also plan variety shows."

Anthony complained that he felt that He Xinghui knew too many things, too much.

"Of course I don't know exactly how to do it, but I have an idea. I will come up with an idea, and then ask a professional to take care of the details."

He Xinghui said.

"What variety show is it?"

O'Neill asked.

He actually participated in several TV shows during this time, but they were all for money.

To say it's fun, I can't really talk about it.

"It's similar to a reality show, just find a few basketball players, and then find some female stars, and then pair them up to play various basketball-related games. For example, help them complete dunks, and the two of them tie their feet together for a basketball game. , or play behind their backs, and then answer some basketball-related questions, whoever answers wrong, his female partner must be thrown into the pool."

"I want to participate, so I must count one."

Before He Xinghui finished speaking, Howard rushed to answer.

Although the others did not rush to answer, their eyes glowed.

This is a game a man cannot refuse.

"I thought of all the female guests Scarlett Johansson, Megan Fox, Rachel, Kruger"

As He Xinghui was talking, he suddenly had an epiphany and said, "By the way, there is also Vanessa. Tell me, if we invite Vanessa here, will Kobe be mad at him, hehe."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Howard almost laughed when he heard this.

He fantasized about dunking with Vanessa in his arms, playing with Vanessa on his back, fishing Vanessa out of the pool, and then Kobe watched the live broadcast
Wonderful, exciting.

"Hahaha I have to have a spot too, and I'm going to partner with Vanessa."

O'Neill smirked.

In China, O'Neill's behavior is death.

However, in American values, for the sake of the show, it is normal for men and women to have some intimate contact.As long as Vanessa is willing, Kobe really has no right to interfere, otherwise he will be laughed at for being small-minded and accused of interfering in Vanessa's life.
In the United States, it is normal for the wives of male stars to have kissing scenes, sex scenes, and large-scale scenes with other men.

Those men dared to object, and the fists of feminist organizations swung over in minutes.

"No no no, I think it's up to Vanessa to decide her partner, we should respect women."

Wade has a proud face.

In fact, he also wanted to partner with Vanessa, but it was a pity that O'Neill took the lead.

He said that in order to save a chance for himself.

A chance to eat Kobe's wife's tofu openly, everyone present was very excited.

They are not short of women, what they lack is stimulation.

"Well, I think Wade is right."

Anthony agreed.

Wade glanced at him, and Anthony turned his head guiltily.

"Let's get started, I can't wait."

Howard said.

"I may not have time."

James shrugged. He needs to maintain a perfect image, which is not suitable for this kind of show.

Although, he also thought about it.

It doesn't matter to He Xinghui, six people are already too many, and without James, five are just right.

Afterwards, He Xinghui began to call the actresses one by one, and expressed his program idea.

"Cool, this idea is really good, tell me the specific time, I will adjust the next schedule."

Scarlett Johansson readily agreed.

The reason, of course, is that He Xinghui is now popular, which is a good time to catch the heat.

Once Uncle Drew's identity was exposed, it instantly became the hottest topic in the North American entertainment industry.

Whether it is a professional entertainment circle or an ordinary fan audience, they all said that He Xinghui's idea is very beautiful, and it can be called a genius idea.

Scarlett Johansson believes that the reality show planned by He Xinghui will also be very exciting and the ratings will be high.

Participating in this program has benefited her a lot.

"You bad guy."

After hearing He Xinghui's general idea, Rachel made a complaint.

As a professional in the entertainment industry, Rachel can see at a glance that one of the core selling points of this show is the ambiguity in the game.

In other words, the female guest is definitely going to be eaten tofu.

"Men are not bad, women are not loving. Come on, there will be a lot of bad boys here."

He Xinghui laughed.

Rachel played in the movie Mean Girls before, and now he says there are a lot of bad boys here, which is also playing tricks and teasing Rachel.

"Hahaha OK."

Rachel also agreed.

As far as He Xinghui's small scale of the game is concerned, in the eyes of European and American actresses, it is really pediatrics.

Some unknown beauties even appeared on shows like Wilderness Primitives.

It is a group of men and women who do not wear clothes and pants, simulating the daily life of primitive people. It is no longer a question of showing or not, but a question of showing or not.

If He Xinghui's show is not popular, of course they are not interested.

However, people in the entertainment industry are quite confident in He Xinghui's popularity.

Get another one.

Next up is Megan Fox.

"He, will you be one of the male guests?"

Megan asked.

"As long as you are willing to come, I will definitely come."

He Xinghui said.

"Then can I partner with you?"

Megan asked.

"The issue of how to partner is still being studied, and we must follow the principle of fairness, justness and openness. In short, there must be opportunities."

He Xinghui said.

In fact, he wanted to partner with Vanessa.

It's not that he likes Vanessa, nor that Vanessa can be as beautiful as Meghan, it's mainly exciting.

It's going to be really, really, really fun to play with Vanessa and have Kobe watch it live.

"OK, I'll come too."

Megan said.

After that, Kruger readily agreed.

Finally, when it came to Vanessa, Vanessa hesitated a lot.

She's not a professional actress after all, and Kobe isn't as 'massive' as other male stars.

"That's not good."

Vanessa wanted to go, after all, it was too boring to be alone at home, and Kobe practiced every day.

"Scarlett, Rachel, Megan Fox, and Kruger will all come."

What He Xinghui meant was that no one is afraid, so why panic.

"He, you know, most of the players in the NBA are lower-body animals with low IQ. I am worried that they will not control enough to make excessive moves on the show. So, unless you are partnered with me, I will go, I trust you more."

Vanessa's husband is an NBA player, and she knows more about NBA players than Scarlett and others.

Relatively speaking, her sense of He Xinghui is much better.

Smart, handsome and funny.

As soon as these words came out, Wade O'Neill and others next to him stared at He Xinghui with wide eyes. They seemed to have discovered some great secret.

"No problem, I am the planner, I have the final say."

He Xinghui showed what double standards are.

After hanging up the phone, He Xinghui noticed that everyone was looking at him, and said helplessly, "You heard it too, I won't promise her not to come."

"No need to explain, we all understand."

O'Neill smirked.

"Fuck, what do you know, I'm innocent."

He Xinghui said.

"Don't worry, I won't sue Kobe."

O'Neill.

"I'm not going to sue Meghan either."

Wade.

"I'm not going to sue Taylor either."

Anthony.

"Careless."

He Xinghui patted his forehead, unexpectedly being held by these guys.

After the plan was finalized, He Xinghui began to contact the reality show team.

He is only responsible for ideas, and the specific details are left to professionals.

The preparation work in the early stage will take about five or six days.

The most time-consuming part of preparing this kind of program is fundraising, celebrity invitations, and publicity, and everything else is simple.

And these three points are the least difficult for He Xinghui.

Therefore, five or six days of preparation is enough.

(End of this chapter)