NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 280
The next day, fans were still talking about Uncle Drew.

"It turned out to be my cousin, the three heroes of the pioneers did not deserve to lose."

"Cousin gave the Knicks a chance, but it was rejected by Isaiah Thomas."

"My cousin is back, I boldly predict that the entertainment sector will be dominated by my cousin's name next."

At the same time, Reebok launched He Xinghui's commemorative sneakers.

These are the shoes that He Xinghui wore when he turned into Uncle Drew. After a special design, the appearance is slightly different from that of Star Generation.

Because this shoe comes with an interesting story, it is quite suitable to be used as a limited edition souvenir.

The price of this sneaker is very high, but it is not worried about not being sold, and it has even been snapped up.

Because, this is a limited edition, the number is limited, and only [-] pairs will be sold.

Reebok didn't intend to make too much money for this shoe. It was mainly hunger marketing, giving fans the feeling that He Xinghui's sneakers are very high-end, and they may not be able to buy them if they have money.

Reebok mainly relies on the Star [-] and the upcoming Star [-] to make money.

This kind of unlimited, not too expensive sneakers is the big head.

After Reebok launched the commemorative Drew sneakers, the media with good deeds exposed a set of data.

Last year, Reebok's revenue increased by 312%, and its market share increased by 5.00%, and the growth momentum is extremely fierce. It is expected to surpass Adidas next year and become the second largest sneaker brand.

It only takes five years to surpass Nike and become the number one sneaker brand.

In the previous year, Reebok was also struggling.

All of this is thanks to He Xinghui.

Just some time ago, Adidas and Nike fired several high-level executives respectively.

The reason is that when it came to signing He Xinghui, they made a wrong judgment and did not win He Xinghui.

This has brought great loss to the company.

Firing is actually the lightest punishment.

Those shareholders would prefer to have it humanely destroyed if the law allowed it.

At the same time, the media also proposed a new term, the He effect.

It means that any affairs that have anything to do with He Xinghui can have a very good effect.

The media cited many examples to prove their point.

The first is Reebok, the most intuitive.

The second is Taylor Swift, because He Xinghui wrote songs for her, and He Xinghui suspected the identity of his girlfriend, making her the most popular singer at the moment.

The sales of several albums that have been released continue to set new records.

In fact, the main reason for this is Taylor Swift's own outstanding ability.

But outsiders don't see it that way.

In the eyes of outsiders, Taylor was unknown before he met He Xinghui. Could it be that he was incapable at that time?
As soon as he met He Xinghui, his ability was awakened?
Obviously no one believed such nonsense, and everyone was more willing to believe that He Xinghui was the main reason.

In addition, the Clippers also made a lot of money because of He Xinghui, which reversed the image of a ten-year-old bad ship in one fell swoop.The products endorsed by He Xinghui also have a certain degree of sales increase.

Even He Xinghui's teammates are well-known by Chinese fans because of him, and thus received some endorsements.

In short, there are advantages to being associated with He Xinghui, and it's not small.

This is the why effect.

In the past, the media created a Yao Ming effect, but now the He effect is more obvious than the Yao Ming effect.

After this word was brought up, more people wanted to have some connection with He Xinghui.

Merchants want to cooperate with him, girls want to give birth to him, men want to be friends with him, even sex.

On September 9, He Xinghui's team released news that he was going to put on a reality show.

The name is run basketball.

The name of the show is a bit ridiculous, but it doesn't matter, there are even more ridiculous names anyway.A boys and girls club doesn't sound very serious.

Lao Mei is really bad at picking names.

New York is actually new (new) York, because there is a Yorktown in the UK.

New Jersey, also because France has a Jersey.

San Antonio, that's because there is an Antonio in Europe.

New Orleans, St. Louis, San Diego, San Jose.
This is the case whenever you bring a new word, or a holy word.

Not many people who eat melons pay attention to the name, they pay attention to the lineup of guests.

He Xinghui, O'Neal, Wade, Howard, Anthony, Scarlett, Rachel.
The lineup is extremely luxurious, killing any other variety show in seconds.

To be honest, if this group of people sit together and eat melon seeds, they will get tens of millions of viewers.

What's more, this program has very exciting content.

As soon as the news came out, fans immediately expressed great interest and expectations.

"Wow, so many beauties."

"Wait, why is Vanessa in the lineup but not Kobe?"

"Karl Malone expressed his desire to participate."

"I would also like to attend."

A few days later, the program officially began.

He Xinghui directly and boldly adopted the method of live broadcast instead of recorded broadcast.

You can set the script first for recording and broadcasting, which can make the program more exciting.However, there is a lack of authenticity.

Live broadcasts are prone to unexpected situations, but He Xinghui did not panic.

The core of this kind of variety show is the jokes and embarrassments of the stars.

It doesn't matter if something unexpected happens.

The important thing is that the live broadcast gimmick is loud enough.

Many non-fan viewers chose to watch the live broadcast.

Guests appear.

He Xinghui and others appeared in very beautiful casual clothes. These were provided by the sponsors, and they didn't need to spend any money, and they could still collect money.

Then came the ladies, whose outfits were also provided by the sponsors.

Once the audience thinks the clothes look good, the sponsors will make a lot of money.

"Oh, what is it, so handsome."

"Oh, it's Scarlett, so beautiful."

Just one appearance made the audience howl.

The audience in front of the TV is similar.

"Xie Te, He, you didn't tell me that there would be so many beauties. I quit, I want to change with you, you will be the host, and I will be the guest."

Barkley put on a very angry look, causing the male audience to roar with laughter.

They can understand Barkley's mood.

"No, no, your major is hosting, and I can't do it."

He Xinghui refused, and the audience laughed again.

After a little joke, Barkley began to introduce today's first game.

Basketball on the shiatsu board.

On a half-court basketball court, there are many shiatsu boards.

"What is this?"

Scarlett asked curiously.

This thing will not be popularized by Korean variety shows until around 2013.

For now, it's just a foot massage device that no one knows about.

Stepping on it can stimulate blood circulation in the soles of the feet, which is beneficial to human health.

However, there will also be a slight tingling sensation.

"This is a fingerboard, and it's very comfortable to step on with bare feet."

He Xinghui said foolishly.

Scarlett had no doubts, took off her shoes and stepped on them.

Suddenly a sore feeling came from the soles of her feet, but she held back and didn't show it. She said to the others: "Yes, it's very comfortable."

As soon as these words came out, several other guests took off their shoes and stepped on them.

"Shet, Falk, oh no"

"Hahaha."

Scarlett smiled happily: "Why did you cheat me, I must cheat you too."

"Hahaha"

The audience was amused by Scarlett's loss of strength. They didn't expect that their goddess had such a side.

"We're going to play ball on this?"

Wade asked, this is really terrible.

50.00% of the area on the court is covered with these shiatsu boards. If you play on this kind of court, you will definitely step on these things.

"Yes, the final champion will be determined by the confrontation between the two groups. The champion can get a trophy, and the final winner of each mini-game will have a small trophy. In the end, the team with the most small trophies will get a grand prize of 100 million US dollars .”

Barkley introduced the rules.

100 million, for these people, it is not too much, but it is not too much to say less.

The game started, the first group was He Xinghui Vanessa vs. Wade Fox.

The four took off their shoes and went on the field. Wade hadn't turned his mind yet, and he dribbled the ball foolishly and wanted to break through.

He Xinghui was on the road without a fingerboard, Wade immediately changed direction, and ended up stepping on a fingerboard.

"Ouch"

Wade made a basketball mistake and jumped off the fingerboard in pain.

There is no problem with this thing if you step on it lightly, but it will hurt if you step on it too hard.

Wanting to step on it and dribble is simply a dream.

The audience laughed happily when they saw Wade make a mistake on the first dribble.

They watched too much serious basketball, and this kind of unscrupulous game added a sense of freshness.

He Xinghui had been prepared for a long time. He didn't bring the basketball when he picked it up, and directly called Vanessa to the basket, and then passed the ball.

It's a pity that Vanessa's shooting is really bad, and she missed the basket.

"Hahaha, it turns out that my cousin can't move not only O'Neill's grandma, but also Kobe's wife."

The audience laughed.

Megan Fox wasn't much better, but they played pretty well.

He Xinghui was going to catch Megan's ball, but Megan dodged in fright, and inevitably stepped on the acupressure board.

"Oh, no, no."

Megan's expression was as sour as it could be.

Afterwards, they all learned to be smart, carefully avoiding the acupressure board and moving on the only floor.

However, it is difficult to score goals in this way.

He Xinghui's shooting advantage has been brought into play, he can shoot from a distance without having to dribble to the basket.

Soon 3 to 1, He Xinghui's team won the game.

During the whole process, He Xinghui accidentally stepped on the shiatsu board twice, Vanessa 2 times, Meghan 3 times, and Wade 4 times.

Every time you step on the shiatsu board, you can make the audience laugh.

It is also a fun thing to watch celebrities make embarrassments.

Subsequently, O'Neal Scarlett VS Howard Rachel.

"No, who invented this anti-human device?"

O'Neill yelled, the bigger the tonnage, the stronger the stimulation when stepping on it.

"Shaker, it's okay, step on it more, it's good for your health."

He Xinghui said.

"Fuck you, it's good, why did you hide from the shiatsu board just now?"

O'Neill complained.

"Oh hiss, oh hiss"

What is shocking is that Scarlett turned into a female warrior, screaming, ran from the fingerboard to the basket, and threw the ball in.

"He's a ruthless man."

He Xinghui said with emotion.

In the end, the O'Neal team won the game 3-0.

Then Vanessa He Xinghui played against Anthony Krueger. Each group will play four games, with 2 points for a win and 1 point for a loss. The team with the highest score wins.

Because only 3 balls are played, the game is also very fast.

In the end, He Xinghui's team won all 4 games and won the first place with 8 points.

Throughout the process, various funny scenes continued, allowing the audience to see the relatively real side of the star.

Overall, the first mini-game was quite successful, and the ratings did not drop, which shows that the audience liked watching it quite a bit.

Then the shiatsu board was removed, and the second game started, helping his partner to dunk, and the audience was responsible for scoring.

The selling point of this little game is ambiguity.

With the height and bounce of those female stars, it seems that there is only one way to dunk, let their partners lift them up.

Howard Kruger went first, Howard crouched down and let Rachel ride him.

This is a good idea.

Rachel was wearing a dress, though.

The skirt covered Howard's head as soon as he mounted.

"Oh Shet, how much does it cost to be a guest?"

Male viewers sent out soul inquiries.

This pose is too much.

Of course, you can't see anything when you drill the bottom of a woman's skirt.

However, male compatriots are happy to call this kind of thing welfare, and then form a joke.

Wanting to enjoy this kind of benefits in Howard, male audiences feel as if they can't do it if they don't express their jealousy.

Howard's view was blocked, and Rachel was about to hold the ball with both hands again to prevent her from falling.

Helpless, Rachel could only show Howard the way: "Take three steps forward, pass, step back, left step, big, right step."

Watching Howard like a headless chicken, the audience is very happy.

Of course, apart from being happy, I also have to joke: "Howard definitely did it on purpose, he just wanted to stay under the skirt for a while."

Finally, Howard found the right position and Rachel put the ball in the basket.

Although, this 'slam dunk' has no artistry.

However, the audience said it was fine.

After completion, the audience scored and gave the number 45.

It's very perfunctory, but the game is just for fun, and not many people will care about this score.

Scarlett O'Neill then came on the field, and O'Neill directly put her arms around Scarlett's waist and raised her up like a daughter, allowing Scarlett to complete the dunk.

"Cool, I can dunk, too."

Scarlett said she was very happy.

The audience gave 48 points.

It is probably also because O'Neill and Scarlett are more famous, and the audience gives more face.

In terms of viewing, the two teams are evenly matched.

When it was He Xinghui's turn, he said, "I'll throw you up later, just dunk it, don't worry about falling and wrestling, I'll catch you, so you can dunk more beautifully."

"Oh, I'm scared."

Vanessa said.

Anyone who has played the back catch game knows that even if it is clear that there is a partner behind him who will catch him, it still takes some courage to fall backwards.

It's the same now, even though He Xinghui said he would catch her, Vanessa is still worried.

Although terrified, Vanessa took the advice anyway.

When he came to the basket, He Xinghui held her back, then exerted all his strength and threw her upwards.

The first time, Vanessa was too nervous to dunk the ball.

When she fell down, she closed her eyes directly.

However, she soon felt soft flesh.

He Xinghui hugged her tightly.

"Oh my god, I hope Kobe doesn't watch this show."

"Why do I have a sense of déjà vu as a young couple?"

"Oh Maikar, this is an excellent way to capture women."

Studies have shown that women are very likely to fall in love with the kind of man who is willing to play adventure games with them. During the game, it is easy for women to feel safe and dependent.
He Xinghui and Vanessa tried for the second time and succeeded.

Vanessa, who was firmly hugged by He Xinghui again, was very excited. This kind of game is so interesting that Kobe never played with her.

Kobe would only play her one-on-one, and Kobe would win every time.

Vanessa has never told anyone about it, but there are some things about Kobe that she really doesn't like.

In comparison, He Xinghui is much more interesting.

The audience scored and gave a perfect score of 50.

After all, Vanessa's talent can barely be called a slam dunk, and the previous two should be called a layup.

"yeah."

Vanessa and He Xinghui clapped hands. This is the score she won by taking a risk, so she was a little excited.

Olney showed a meaningful smile on the side (the moment of red-eye hunting), as if he had seen through everything.

Then Wade and Anthony both adopted the Howard style, enjoying themselves.

As for whether they took the opportunity to stick out their tongues under their skirts and lick other people's thighs, no one knows this, and it is estimated that it will become a file that will never be declassified.

In short, after Megan Fox completed the dunk, she did not show elation like other actresses.

In the second mini-game, He Xinghui and Vanessa's team still won.

After two little physical games, the next one is an intellectual game.

Everyone moved to the pool, and several female guests landed on the catapult.

"You mean, if you answer the wrong question, we'll be bounced into the pool?"

Scarlett asked.

"Yes."

Barkley replied.

"Why not let them sit on it and let us answer the questions?"

Scarlett asked.

"Scarlett, believe me, no audience wants to see Olney wet."

Buckley said.

"Hahaha"

"Barkley is so real, but I do want to see Scarlett go overboard."

"Barkley is too absolute, I like to watch O'Neal's wet body show."

At the beginning of the game, Barkley asked Wade to draw first.

ABCD
"I choose W."

Wade said.

"OK, please listen to the question. O'Neal ran forward at a speed of 10 meters per second for 1.5 seconds. If I want to hit the basketball in my hand on his head, how much initial velocity do I need to throw? Hit him on the head?"

Buckley said.

"Watfark, is this a basketball-related question?"

Wade protested.

"This question is unreasonable. I don't need to run in front of you fat man. I will hit the ball on your head."

O'Neill also expressed his protest.

"I raised this question about O'Neal three times and basketball twice. How can it be said that it has nothing to do with basketball? Moreover, this question is not my question, but where did it come from."

Barkley slapped the blame.

In front of the TV, the audience was already laughing and patting their thighs.

This question is outrageous, and at the same time, it made fun of O'Neal who was hit on the head by Barkley before, which aroused the audience's memories.

"5 seconds left, countdown, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, launch."

Barkley flipped the switch, and Megan was thrown into the pool.

"Oh, it's scary."

Several other female guests pretended to be scared, so that they would appear to be dedicated when they fell into the water.

"Shaker, it's your turn, please choose a topic."

Buckley said.

"I choose S."

"Shalke, you must answer correctly, otherwise, I will call you stupid Shaq from now on."

Scarlett said.

"Don't worry, look at my smart brain, there is no problem that can stump me."

"Please listen to the question. O'Neal has a 50.00% chance of being blocked when facing Yao Ming's defense. In a certain game, O'Neal has been blocked three times in a row. What is the probability of being blocked when he takes the fourth shot? How big. There are 4 options here, A100%, B80% C50% D0%."

As soon as this question came out, the audience quickly laughed and pulled it away. It was clear that Yao Ming was capped three times before mocking O'Neill.

"D, D, D, the great Shacklebolt can't be capped four times."

O'Neill said.

"Wrong, the answer is C."

Barkley said, and pressed the button.

"Stupid Shaq."

Scarlett fell into the swimming pool in exclamation.

"Hahaha"

Audience.

"I protested, mine was the correct answer. As we all know, in that game, Yao missed me on my fourth shot."

O'Neill said.

"Please, this is a serious math problem. In mathematics, the probability is 50%. Who told you that it can be inserted with real results?"

Buckley said.

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O'Neill.

Then it was He Xinghui's turn to answer the questions, but O'Neill suddenly jumped out and said, "Wait, you came up with these questions, you must know the answers, it's not fair."

When O'Neill said this, others also expressed their unfairness.

"Shaker, I regard you as a friend, but you actually have the heart to question me. Believe me, after I finish the question, I forget all the answers."

He Xinghui said calmly, it's a pity that O'Neill and the others didn't agree.

"No, your topic must be chosen by us."

O'Neill said.

"Correct."

Wade et al. agree.

"Well, go ahead. I'll see what foolish Shacklebolt can come up with."

He Xinghui said.

"Shut up, stupid Shacklebolt is your name? Only Scarlett can."

O'Neill protested.

"Okay Stupid Shacklebolt, I won't call you Stupid Shacklebolt again, let Scarlett call you Stupid Shacklebolt alone."

He Xinghui.

This paragraph again made the audience quite amused.

O'Neill asked the question angrily: "Listen well, this is also a question related to basketball. Suppose Charles, who has no championship, has a twin brother. When his brother leaves the earth at 0.8 times the speed of light in a spaceship, eight years later When Charles returns to Earth, how much younger will he be than Charles?"

This is the famous twin paradox problem in the theory of relativity. Olney was deeply impressed because this problem was too esoteric to understand.

It's good now, it can be used to make things difficult for He Xinghui.

As soon as his topic came out, the audience burst into laughter.

This has something to do with basketball.

Barkley also had a big opinion. He asked: "Stupid Shaker, in this question, does whether there is a championship have anything to do with the question?"

"No."

O'Neill said.

"Then why did you add these words?"

"because I like it."

"Director, pause for a moment and cut off the signal. I have some personal grievances to resolve with him here."

After Buckley finished speaking, he put on a driving picture that wanted to beat someone, and Olney also put on a counterattack posture, which made Scarlett and the others uncontrollably laugh.

It's not just that the audience likes to watch the mutual damage between them, Scarlett and the others also like to watch.

The two clumps rolled on the floor a few times, and it ended in a disastrous defeat for Barkley.

After all, Barkley has retired for many years, and O'Neal is still training.

This scene shocked the audience, and at the same time, it was a different kind of experience.

"This is a reality show. It's so real. I don't even feel like I'm watching a TV show. It's like watching their daily life."

There are quite a few viewers who feel this way.

"Back to the topic, He, answer my question."

O'Neill did not let He Xinghui go.

"Oh, I'm miserable."

Vanessa expressed her despair, how can a normal person answer this kind of question.

However, coincidentally, He Xinghui is still quite interested in astronomy and is quite familiar with this issue.

"Of course they're just as young."

He Xinghui said.

"Wrong, the answer is 6.4 years younger. Haha, Charles, press the button."

At this moment, O'Neal and Barkley fell in love again.

"Wait, stupid Shaker. You said 6.4 is a value obtained in the special theory of relativity, and this is wrong, contrary to reality, so it is called a paradox. It means that the theory is correct, but it is actually wrong. .

This problem can actually be well explained in the general theory of relativity.The moment the spaceship turned around"

He Xinghui said a lot, O'Neill and others stared wide-eyed, completely unable to tell whether what He Xinghui said was right or wrong.

However, judging from He Xinghui's upright appearance, it doesn't seem like he is talking nonsense.

In front of the TV, the audience was almost shocked to death.

"Good guy, I call him good guy, my cousin actually has a deep research on the theory of relativity."

"What did I do wrong? I just want to watch variety shows and star beauties, but you let me learn the theory of relativity?"

"Sorry, my education is too low to be worthy of watching this show."

The audience ridiculed themselves one after another, this paragraph is really outrageous.

After He Xinghui finished speaking, O'Neill felt lonely, and Vanessa was dumbfounded.

She felt that He Xinghui was not only good at playing the ball, but also excellent in other aspects.

"No, we don't know if you're right."

Wade said.

"Then what do you think? You are not happy to ask me to draw questions, but you don't have the answers yourself if I ask you to ask questions."

He Xinghui asked.

"Well, you sit on the catapult and let Vanessa answer the questions, isn't that the end?"

Scarlett came up with an idea, which was unanimously approved by everyone.

He Xinghui reluctantly agreed, and the game continued.

Vanessa drew questions, and the questions drawn made the audience almost cry, because finally there was a serious basketball question.

Question: "What was Kobe's overall shooting percentage last season?"

"Oh, cousin doesn't need to fall into the water, Mrs. Ke must know."

The audience commented.

But the reality is more magical, Vanessa doesn't know, she doesn't care much about Kobe's basketball, let alone Kobe's shooting percentage.

Vanessa gave the wrong answer, and He Xinghui fell into the water.

　Don't rush to scold, the protagonist won't go green Kobe, it's not that harsh.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)