NBA: Art is trash talk

Chapter 278 It's getting more and more lively
Uncle Drew, became famous in one battle.

No way, it's all good assists from the Blazers Sanyingjie.

During the offseason, there are no NBA games, and high-ranking rookies are always the focus of the media.

Fortunately, the future core of the Blazers not only made a high-profile appearance, but also made a big news, losing to an old man.

Doesn't this once-in-a-century absurdity have to be made into a series and reported over and over again?
[The reconstruction core chosen by the Blazers lost to a 60-year-old man? 】

[Shocked, the Trail Blazers team of three high-ranked rookies lost to a combination of old and young women on the field. 】

[The high-level leaders of the pioneers took a wrong look and chose two parallel importers? 】

The news headline was so exaggerated. Readers who didn't know the truth read it and thought that the Blazers were really doomed. Some Blazers fans expressed their disappointment.

As soon as the news came out, the general manager of the Blazers quickly called Roy to understand the situation.

"The opponent is not a 60-year-old man, it should be an active player."

Roy actually wanted to say that He Xinghui might have pretended, after all, his playing style and trash talk are quite similar.However, he wasn't quite sure yet.

"That's right, but next time you take any action, you can discuss it with me first, or you will be easily taken advantage of."

The general manager of the Blazers persuaded him earnestly, but he had no choice but to do so.

This is rebuilding the core, and you can't beat it without scolding.

"Sorry for causing you trouble, I will pay attention to it in the future."

Roy did not expect that there are so many things to pay attention to after becoming famous.

After the news came out, it immediately aroused heated discussions among the people.

Such a boring summer just needs a little topic to talk about.

Soon, fans were divided into factions.

One of the factions is the skeptics, who directly doubt the authenticity of the news.

Even if there are videos, mainstream media reports, interviews with Roy, and countless witnesses.

But they just don't believe it, they firmly believe in their own worldview.

In their world view, it is impossible for a 60-year-old man to beat Roy, so this is fake news.

The other faction believes in the news, but they don't believe that Uncle Drew is 60 years old. They suspect that Uncle Drew is a certain player wearing makeup.

This group of people began to compare Uncle Drew with people in the NBA one by one based on his height, body shape, skin color, and technical characteristics.

In the end, Kobe was the most suspicious, followed by McGrady, Ray Allen, Arenas, Ricky Davis
Of course, He Xinghui was also suspected, but he was ranked behind these people.

Mainly those curls on the head are very misleading, which is a characteristic unique to black people.

In fact, the most intuitive thing to tell whether a person is black is not the skin color, but the hair.

Just like Curry, many people don't know that he is actually black because his complexion is very white.

There is also a group of fans who believe that Uncle Drew is an ancient god, and they are also comparing them one by one according to their characteristics, trying to find out the truth.

For this reason, many jokes were made.

For example, a reporter came to find Bob Petty in a wheelchair and asked him if he was Uncle Drew.

Annoyed, Petty jumped out of the wheelchair and chased the reporter down the street, which can be called a medical miracle.

Those suspected stars were also caught by reporters.

"I'm not, and I don't care who Uncle Drew is."

Maddie denied it.

He felt a little regretful, he had never thought of such a good idea.

"It's not me, but I think it's very interesting. Tomorrow, maybe I will go to the scene and compete with Uncle Drew."

Ricky Davis said.

As for Kobe and Arenas, the reporter couldn't find them. They are practicing in closed doors and they don't hear anything outside the window.

[Who is Uncle Drew? 】

All the suspected players expressed their denials, and the media played new headlines.

For a while, more and more fans were curious about Uncle Drew's identity and participated in voting one after another.

For those who were more involved, they came directly to Griffith Park, ready to see it with their own eyes.

Uncle Drew's identity has not been determined, but the two people around him have been picked out.

Stephen Curry, son of Dell Curry.

Maya Moore, the No. [-] high school senior in women's basketball All-American.

The two of them were discussed a lot, and even attracted the attention of some scouts.

Curry's three-pointer made these scouts very interested.

After all, teams in the league now pay more and more attention to three-pointers.

After two days, Uncle Drew appeared in Griffith Park again.

The TV station received the news and directly dispatched the live broadcast team.

Countless people who like to join in the fun flocked to Griffith, and some players who felt that they were talented also formed teams and ran to Griffith.

Defeating Uncle Drew, this is a good time to make a name for yourself.

Even if you lose, you can at least make an appearance, which is not a loss anyway.

"There is no doubt that he is He."

Wade, Anthony, and James are on vacation in Los Angeles, and they have also paid attention to this gossip.

Wade watched the video and immediately asserted that this person was pretended by He Xinghui.

His research on He Xinghui is probably only a little less than that of Kobe, and he is even more familiar with He Xinghui than his girlfriend.

Others are not sure yet, but he can tell from Uncle Drew's technical movements.

"Hey, I want to expose his tricks."

Anthony said.

"No, I have a better idea. Why don't we put on some make-up too, and then go over and beat them up."

Wade suggested.

"good idea."

Anthony immediately agreed.

"Is this not very good, if you lose, it will damage your image."

James reminded.

Of course he also wanted to teach He Xinghui a lesson, but he vaguely felt that by doing so, he was only making He Xinghui more popular.

Moreover, if you lose, it will be bad.

The three rookies of the Blazers lost and became the laughing stock of the fans. If they also lost, it would be a black spot for life.

Wade and Anthony stared at James dumbfounded when they heard the words. They couldn't imagine how James, known as the little emperor, would say such cowardly words.

They formed a team of three league superstars, and they were actually afraid of He Xinghui, who brought two teenagers with him?

"My pot, my pot, I'll go."

James also realized that what he said was inappropriate, and quickly changed his words.

Immediately afterwards, they contacted top makeup artists to begin prepping for foreplay.

Meanwhile, Griffith.

He Xinghui was stopped by reporters for an interview.

"Uncle Drew, many fans think you are Kobe, may I ask you?"

reporter asked.

"Of course not, I'm much more handsome than Kobe."

He Xinghui said.

Some clever fans suddenly realized when they heard the words.

There is no one who likes to say that he is more handsome than Kobe, except He Xinghui.

"Then who are you? Tracy? Ray Allen? Arenas? Cousin?"

reporter asked.

He Xinghui replied: "OK, I have a showdown."

Everyone immediately fell silent after hearing the words, waiting for Uncle Drew to reveal the answer himself.

"Actually, I am from the planet Cybertron, and I am an undrafted player from the planet Cybertron. I came to Earth this time to check the basketball level on Earth. To be honest, I am very disappointed. There seems to be no masters on Earth."

He Xinghui started running the train with his mouth full, and everyone was speechless.

They estimated that if they want to know the true identity of Uncle Drew, they still need to defeat him.

But, who can do it?

Afterwards, He Xinghui continued to abuse food.

About two hours later, the Three Heroes came to Griffith.

However, they were too embarrassed to get in.

Because there are too many people who come to watch, the park has to adopt a strategy of limiting the flow.

Even the city government has increased its police force to maintain order.

"We are here to challenge Uncle Drew's master."

Wade said.

"How tall? So tall, or so tall? To be honest, you are already the eighth batch of people trying to pretend to be masters."

The security guard sneered.

"I'm Dwyane Wade."

Wade Qi revealed his identity, and only after being confirmed, was he able to enter.

Entering the stadium, just another batch of 'masters' were defeated.

"Here we come, our Marvel trio. This is Megatron, this is Decepticon, and I am Bumblebee."

Wade said.

He Xinghui took a closer look, good guy.

What are the Three Heroes of Marvel, they are clearly the Three Heroes of Fengchen.

Wade is familiar with him, why is he not familiar with this fellow.

What's more, the three of Wade, Anthony and James still appear at the same time. With this body combination, there is no other possibility except the three heroes.

"Newcomers, go to the other side to get the challenge qualification."

He Xinghui knew that these guys definitely didn't have any good intentions, and they probably wanted to bully him.

So, he deliberately pretended not to know each other and teased them.

"Walter?"

Wade asked.

Immediately afterwards, the audience explained to them.

Because there are too many combinations that want to fight Uncle Drew, those combinations must first fight on the other side, and only those who win are eligible.

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Wade almost died of anger.

He is a dignified FMVP, and he is not qualified to play a game.

However, he didn't want to expose his identity, so he could only go to the qualifying round honestly.

He Xinghui took the opportunity to rest, greeted Curry and Maya, and said, "Wade, Anthony and James are here."

"Walter, oh my god."

Curry was dumbfounded, he didn't think he could compete with those people now.

"It doesn't matter, just treat it as an experience, and feel the feeling of playing against top stars."

He Xinghui said.

He was also not sure, after all, he had very little anger left.

Moreover, the current Curry is still far behind, let alone Maya.

"You can call two helpers, too."

Maya reminded.

She knew she and Curry would be dragging their feet.

"good idea."

He Xinghui asked the entourage to bring their mobile phones and started shaking people.

He dialed Kaman first, but unfortunately Kaman went home and was not in Los Angeles.

But it doesn't matter, He Xinghui also has a few friends in the NBA.

Even if the relationship is not very good, as long as he opens his mouth, the other party will give him this face.

"Dwight, are you in Los Angeles?"

He Xinghui asked.

"Of course, He, you finally remembered that you want to go to the nightclub with me to save the girl's soul. I have been waiting for this moment for a long time."

Howard said it was a nightclub, leaving He Xinghui speechless.

"Dwight, put aside the matter of saving the girl for now, and now I need your help."

He Xinghui said.

"What's the matter, just say it."

"You know Uncle Drew, I pretended."

"cool."

"Now Wade, Anthony, and James are here to challenge the situation. After thinking about it, only you and I can beat them. So, hurry up."

"Of course, you and I will be invincible under heaven. I'll be right there."

"Remember to put on simple makeup first, this is today's theme."

A Howard was identified, and then He Xinghui called O'Neal again.

"I saw at a glance that Uncle Drew was you. Only you can come up with such a brilliant idea."

"So, are you interested in coming over to play together?"

"But, with my figure, how can I hide my identity with makeup?"

"Wear a wig casually, and if others smell it, you will say that you are O'Neill's long-lost brother. Anyway, my identity will soon be exposed.

Yes, it doesn't matter. "

"OK, I'll be there soon."

By the time He Xinghui finished his phone call, the Three Heroes of Fengchen had easily defeated their opponents.

Wade showed a smirk, and the game began.

All six free throws were made in the first round, and the audience exclaimed, this is the first time this has happened.

The five people in front of the second round all won, and the audience became more and more excited. They felt that the Marvel Three Heroes who came this time seemed to be real masters.

Regrettably, in the end, James pulled the cross and missed the free throw. It was still the combination of old and young women who got the first attack.

He Xinghui passed the ball to Curry, and he started playing off the ball.

Facing the defense of Wade and James, he is still more likely to get a chance without the ball, and is more likely to be double-teamed with the ball.

Wade left He Xinghui to press Curry.

However, he somewhat underestimated Curry's strength.

Curry's confrontation is not very good now, but he is still very skillful with the ball.

He dodged Wade's press, passed Wade, and went to the basket.

Unfortunately, Anthony's supplementary defense was in place in time, and Curry was blocked for a layup.

"Yo, this Marvel trio is really amazing."

The audience gave a bit of praise.

Marvel's three heroes attacked, He Xinghui could only defend against James, Wade easily passed Curry, and ended with a dunk.

"Beautiful, this bouncing is awesome."

The combination of old and young women attacked, and Curry did not hit hard this time. After Wade was pulled aside, he immediately passed the ball to He Xinghui.

In this way, it was too late for Wade to return to double-team in front of He Xinghui.

He Xinghui got the chance to single James.

This.
It is not particularly easy to fight without using props, and it can probably guarantee a success rate of about [-]%.

Of course, this is actually pretty good.

He Xinghui started, James did not lose his position, he played very seriously.

As long as he faced He Xinghui, no matter if it was a big game or a small game, he didn't want to lose.

He Xinghui could only take a step back and make a shot when he was disturbed.

Fortunately, he was lucky this time and scored.

James shook his head slightly, it was so difficult to guard against.

Marvel's three heroes attack, their advantages are infinite.

He Xinghui couldn't completely defend James alone, so naturally he didn't have time to help Curry Maya defend.

Wade hit Curry, one shot at a time.

Anthony playing Maya, the picture is too beautiful to watch.

When this guy's butt arched, Maya fell to the ground directly, the impact was too strong, and she couldn't bear it at all.

"It's too much, you guys, if you bully a girl, hit me if you have the ability."

He Xinghui complained.

"Aren't you the same, here to bully amateur street players?"

Wade countered.

What He Xinghui said was not easy to refute.

"I am fine."

Maya was also strong and didn't complain about unfairness.

The game continued, the old and young woman attacked, He Xinghui passed James with the ball, and Anthony defended.

He Xinghui could come by himself, but he chose to pass the ball to Maya.

Anyway, this game is basically useless, so Curry and Maya have a little more sense of participation.

Maya catches the ball and hits a solid jumper.

She pumped her fist and got a lot of applause from the audience.

It is not easy for a girl to let go of her psychological burden and play with boys.

Now that he is still defying powerful enemies, his spirit is commendable.

It's a pity that this spirit can't change the reality of the gap in strength.

It didn't take long for the old and young women to fall behind.

17 to 11, the Marvel Three Heroes led by 6 points.

"What's going on, why is Uncle Drew behind?"

Some viewers sent out soul torture.

They were used to Uncle Drew abusing each other, and this was the first time they saw Uncle Drew falling behind.

Even against the three heroes of the Blazers, Uncle Drew leads the way.

Doesn't this mean that the three heroes of Marvel are more powerful than the three pioneers.

The rookie drafted by the Blazers this year is too rubbish.

Of course, there are also clear-headed fans who know that it's not that the three pioneers are too good, but that the three heroes of Marvel are too fierce.

Its speed, explosive power, and skills are all at the NBA level, and even surpass them.

Even some sharp-eyed fans have already guessed the identity of the Marvel Three Heroes.

Wade, Anthony, James.

Good guy, three leading players, the outstanding generation in the 03 world, actually formed a team to fight Uncle Drew.

What's even more outrageous is that in the face of such an opponent, Uncle Drew still has the power to resist, and he did not lose one-sidedly.

So, who is Uncle Drew?
What kind of person is able to take two dolls against the Three Heroes.

The answer became clearer and clearer, and some star fans showed excitement.

It is really exciting for star fans to be able to watch idols play at such a close distance.

Especially those who talked to He Xinghui, they were even more excited.

This experience is enough for them to brag in front of their friends for a whole season.

(End of this chapter)