I'm an almighty star
Chapter 1386 Cutting Hemorrhoids
Chapter 1386 Cutting Hemorrhoids
Ads are only 30 seconds long.
However, this 30-second advertisement suddenly made countless people interested in Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.
"Yunnan Baiyao is awesome. Since the medicine is so awesome, this toothpaste must be good too."
"One pill costs $3000, and this Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is a must-try."
"My gums bleed from time to time, looks like I'll have to buy a box of brushes."
"What's so expensive about 30 yuan? The cigarettes we smoke are not only 30 yuan."
"It is said that there is 1 pill in a box of toothpaste. We are equivalent to brushing toothpaste worth 3000 US dollars and making a profit."
Regardless of whether Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is as magical as it is said in the legend.
But, through advertising, people are brainwashed by this advertisement all at once.
Until the official launch of Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste, thousands of people rushed to buy it.
"Boss, bring me a box of Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste."
"Boss, I'll have a box too."
"Hey, look, Yunnan Baiyao has released toothpaste, everyone is buying it, let's buy a box too."
"Yunnan Baiyao is the magic medicine of our Chinese people. I didn't expect toothpaste to come out. I have to buy a box of brushes."
Some are because they like Yunnan Baiyao.
There are also some whose gums really bleed.
Others are just following suit.
Some even feel that Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste looks tall.
In short, no matter what the reason is, Yunnan Baiyao has grabbed 20% of the market of Crest just as soon as it was launched.
This made Crest Huaguo angry and anxious, and repeatedly resorted to price reduction sales.
Hope to bring back the original market, but once the price is reduced, the effect is not obvious.
Those who want to buy Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste don't care about its price at all.
Then, they changed tack and launched a more high-end Crest toothpaste.
But alas, as with markdowns, they're not interested.
It's not that if you increase the price, you are more high-end.
Anything tall must have a story to support it.
Just like stocks, how can stocks go up without telling a story first.
Crest is a good brand, but not a high-end brand.
But Yunnan Baiyao is different.
From the birth of Yunnan Baiyao to the present, he has a strong gene for being tall and tall.
Whether it's medicine or toothpaste.
As long as the name Yunnan Baiyao is used, it becomes synonymous with high-end products.
With no other choice, Huaguo Crest had no choice but to report to Procter & Gamble, the headquarters of the domestic side of the market.
They really had no choice but to ask the headquarters Procter & Gamble for help.
Procter & Gamble at the headquarters was very surprised at the beginning, why did the drug industry suddenly cross over to the toothpaste industry.
And even if the pharmaceutical companies are really engaged in toothpaste, it is impossible for them to seize so many of their markets at once.
There must be something tricky here.
After a search, they understood.
Damn it, it turned out to be those international pharmaceutical giants who did the trick.
"I said Matsuda, are you trying to kill us by the war between Chinese and Western medicine?"
"Ah, Brother P&G, what do you mean?"
"What's the point? Look, you and Mo Bai have recently fought, which caused our Crest market to plummet by 20%."
"Brother P&G, it's none of our business."
"What do you mean is none of your business? If you don't fight with him, how can he have nothing to do with medicine and toothpaste?"
"Brother Procter & Gamble, we have no other choice. If we don't fight with him, he may have to wipe out our western medicine market."
"Then tell me what to do now."
"Don't worry, Brother P&G, we will have a competition with Mo Bai in a few days. We will definitely win Mo Bai."
"Okay, I hope you guys will stand up a bit, and don't lose the face of Western medicine."
"definitely."
Although several major international pharmaceutical giants are awesome, where is Procter & Gamble, which ranks in the top 500 of the world's top 20 companies?
At this time, the boss of Procter & Gamble personally made a phone call, and everyone felt very stressed.
It's not just a fight for them at the moment.
If they lose in the next few games, I'm afraid they will not only lose the market on the Huaguo side, but also offend a super giant like Procter & Gamble.
"It seems that this time we have to get serious."
"I have already lost two games, and I can't lose again."
"Necessary, if you lose again, it will not end well."
"Everyone, don't worry, we will choose a private hospital run by Japan for the next competition. In addition, we will not give them half a chance in terms of the competition topic."
Mariha reported to the major pharmaceutical giants.
"The hospital is not the point. The point is that you have to think about the topic of the competition. Last time you did the bone setting, I just want to talk about you. Hua Guo actually has a hand in the bone setting."
"Mr. Matsuda, we also knew it back then. We wanted to beat them at what they are best at, so that they would be convinced to lose, but who knew that Mo Bai was so lucky. However, I investigated. If it were other Chinese medicine practitioners, there is no way for them to fix a 3cm dislocation like this."
"Then how did Mo Bai pick it up?"
"This……"
"It's useless to talk about it. Have you thought about the topic for the next competition?"
"Think about it."
Ma Liha whispered to several big brothers.
Hearing the title of the competition mentioned by Marija, several drug tycoons raised their brows at once.
"This topic is okay. It's just... Will it be too harsh, they will say that we bully people."
"Bosses, we were the ones who drafted the rules of the competition. Besides, they also agreed that we should choose the topics."
"Okay, good. Come on, Mariha."
Several big brothers communicated with Mariha, and then left.
Three days later, it was the third Chinese and Western medicine competition.
But there are still three days, and Mo Bai at this time is feeling better.
Sure enough, household essentials is a huge profiteering business.
Although Yunnan Baiyao was restricted from being exported, Mo Bai completely made up the profit through Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.
Not only did he make up for it, but he also seemed to be able to make a lot of money.
Think about it too.
There are so many people in China, everyone needs toothpaste.
Not to mention that this toothpaste sells for 30 yuan a piece, even if it sells for 3 yuan a piece, it is also a profitable market.
So he has been a little drifting these days, and feels that it is not particularly difficult to complete the burden of 1 trillion gdp.Recently, just taking out a piece of toothpaste can create such a great value. Another day, he will take out the pigs he raised and the wine he made... Tsk tsk... Thinking about it, I feel a little bit drifting again.
"Dabai, what's the song you've been humming on Weibo recently?"
"Nothing, just happy."
"I'm happy to hear that, did I make another fortune?"
"Hey, it's okay, it's okay."
"It's rare for Dabai to say a few words of modesty. But, Dabai, don't drift away, there are still people waiting for you behind."
"Who is it?"
"Mariha, you forgot, you still have competitions to compare with others."
"This scum with a combat power of only 5, I almost forgot."
"Dabai, don't be proud. Western doctors are also good at it. They lost two games before, and they definitely won't give up in the third game. Maybe there will be a case in the third game that Chinese medicine can't even touch."
"Is there a list of diseases that can't be moved by traditional Chinese medicine...?"
"Yes."
"Give me a chestnut."
"For example, cut the bag. Skin."
"I go……"
Mo Bai almost spit out rice.
"Circumcision and skin are not considered diseases, and they do not belong to the scope of the war between Chinese and Western medicine."
"Well, well, even if they don't circumcise the skin, they can circumcise other things. For example, hemorrhoids."
"I'm stupid, don't be crowed."
Ok.
Crow's Mouth was born.
In the third competition, the topic chosen by Ma Liha was [Hemorrhoids].
(End of this chapter)
Ads are only 30 seconds long.
However, this 30-second advertisement suddenly made countless people interested in Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.
"Yunnan Baiyao is awesome. Since the medicine is so awesome, this toothpaste must be good too."
"One pill costs $3000, and this Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is a must-try."
"My gums bleed from time to time, looks like I'll have to buy a box of brushes."
"What's so expensive about 30 yuan? The cigarettes we smoke are not only 30 yuan."
"It is said that there is 1 pill in a box of toothpaste. We are equivalent to brushing toothpaste worth 3000 US dollars and making a profit."
Regardless of whether Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is as magical as it is said in the legend.
But, through advertising, people are brainwashed by this advertisement all at once.
Until the official launch of Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste, thousands of people rushed to buy it.
"Boss, bring me a box of Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste."
"Boss, I'll have a box too."
"Hey, look, Yunnan Baiyao has released toothpaste, everyone is buying it, let's buy a box too."
"Yunnan Baiyao is the magic medicine of our Chinese people. I didn't expect toothpaste to come out. I have to buy a box of brushes."
Some are because they like Yunnan Baiyao.
There are also some whose gums really bleed.
Others are just following suit.
Some even feel that Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste looks tall.
In short, no matter what the reason is, Yunnan Baiyao has grabbed 20% of the market of Crest just as soon as it was launched.
This made Crest Huaguo angry and anxious, and repeatedly resorted to price reduction sales.
Hope to bring back the original market, but once the price is reduced, the effect is not obvious.
Those who want to buy Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste don't care about its price at all.
Then, they changed tack and launched a more high-end Crest toothpaste.
But alas, as with markdowns, they're not interested.
It's not that if you increase the price, you are more high-end.
Anything tall must have a story to support it.
Just like stocks, how can stocks go up without telling a story first.
Crest is a good brand, but not a high-end brand.
But Yunnan Baiyao is different.
From the birth of Yunnan Baiyao to the present, he has a strong gene for being tall and tall.
Whether it's medicine or toothpaste.
As long as the name Yunnan Baiyao is used, it becomes synonymous with high-end products.
With no other choice, Huaguo Crest had no choice but to report to Procter & Gamble, the headquarters of the domestic side of the market.
They really had no choice but to ask the headquarters Procter & Gamble for help.
Procter & Gamble at the headquarters was very surprised at the beginning, why did the drug industry suddenly cross over to the toothpaste industry.
And even if the pharmaceutical companies are really engaged in toothpaste, it is impossible for them to seize so many of their markets at once.
There must be something tricky here.
After a search, they understood.
Damn it, it turned out to be those international pharmaceutical giants who did the trick.
"I said Matsuda, are you trying to kill us by the war between Chinese and Western medicine?"
"Ah, Brother P&G, what do you mean?"
"What's the point? Look, you and Mo Bai have recently fought, which caused our Crest market to plummet by 20%."
"Brother P&G, it's none of our business."
"What do you mean is none of your business? If you don't fight with him, how can he have nothing to do with medicine and toothpaste?"
"Brother Procter & Gamble, we have no other choice. If we don't fight with him, he may have to wipe out our western medicine market."
"Then tell me what to do now."
"Don't worry, Brother P&G, we will have a competition with Mo Bai in a few days. We will definitely win Mo Bai."
"Okay, I hope you guys will stand up a bit, and don't lose the face of Western medicine."
"definitely."
Although several major international pharmaceutical giants are awesome, where is Procter & Gamble, which ranks in the top 500 of the world's top 20 companies?
At this time, the boss of Procter & Gamble personally made a phone call, and everyone felt very stressed.
It's not just a fight for them at the moment.
If they lose in the next few games, I'm afraid they will not only lose the market on the Huaguo side, but also offend a super giant like Procter & Gamble.
"It seems that this time we have to get serious."
"I have already lost two games, and I can't lose again."
"Necessary, if you lose again, it will not end well."
"Everyone, don't worry, we will choose a private hospital run by Japan for the next competition. In addition, we will not give them half a chance in terms of the competition topic."
Mariha reported to the major pharmaceutical giants.
"The hospital is not the point. The point is that you have to think about the topic of the competition. Last time you did the bone setting, I just want to talk about you. Hua Guo actually has a hand in the bone setting."
"Mr. Matsuda, we also knew it back then. We wanted to beat them at what they are best at, so that they would be convinced to lose, but who knew that Mo Bai was so lucky. However, I investigated. If it were other Chinese medicine practitioners, there is no way for them to fix a 3cm dislocation like this."
"Then how did Mo Bai pick it up?"
"This……"
"It's useless to talk about it. Have you thought about the topic for the next competition?"
"Think about it."
Ma Liha whispered to several big brothers.
Hearing the title of the competition mentioned by Marija, several drug tycoons raised their brows at once.
"This topic is okay. It's just... Will it be too harsh, they will say that we bully people."
"Bosses, we were the ones who drafted the rules of the competition. Besides, they also agreed that we should choose the topics."
"Okay, good. Come on, Mariha."
Several big brothers communicated with Mariha, and then left.
Three days later, it was the third Chinese and Western medicine competition.
But there are still three days, and Mo Bai at this time is feeling better.
Sure enough, household essentials is a huge profiteering business.
Although Yunnan Baiyao was restricted from being exported, Mo Bai completely made up the profit through Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.
Not only did he make up for it, but he also seemed to be able to make a lot of money.
Think about it too.
There are so many people in China, everyone needs toothpaste.
Not to mention that this toothpaste sells for 30 yuan a piece, even if it sells for 3 yuan a piece, it is also a profitable market.
So he has been a little drifting these days, and feels that it is not particularly difficult to complete the burden of 1 trillion gdp.Recently, just taking out a piece of toothpaste can create such a great value. Another day, he will take out the pigs he raised and the wine he made... Tsk tsk... Thinking about it, I feel a little bit drifting again.
"Dabai, what's the song you've been humming on Weibo recently?"
"Nothing, just happy."
"I'm happy to hear that, did I make another fortune?"
"Hey, it's okay, it's okay."
"It's rare for Dabai to say a few words of modesty. But, Dabai, don't drift away, there are still people waiting for you behind."
"Who is it?"
"Mariha, you forgot, you still have competitions to compare with others."
"This scum with a combat power of only 5, I almost forgot."
"Dabai, don't be proud. Western doctors are also good at it. They lost two games before, and they definitely won't give up in the third game. Maybe there will be a case in the third game that Chinese medicine can't even touch."
"Is there a list of diseases that can't be moved by traditional Chinese medicine...?"
"Yes."
"Give me a chestnut."
"For example, cut the bag. Skin."
"I go……"
Mo Bai almost spit out rice.
"Circumcision and skin are not considered diseases, and they do not belong to the scope of the war between Chinese and Western medicine."
"Well, well, even if they don't circumcise the skin, they can circumcise other things. For example, hemorrhoids."
"I'm stupid, don't be crowed."
Ok.
Crow's Mouth was born.
In the third competition, the topic chosen by Ma Liha was [Hemorrhoids].
(End of this chapter)
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