I'm an almighty star

Chapter 1387 There are 1 methods in Chinese medicine to treat hemorrhoids
"hemorrhoid."

"Damn it, it turned out to be hemorrhoids."

"Maliha is too shameless to choose hemorrhoids."

When the official game Mariha announced that the content of the game was hemorrhoids, all the spectators were dumbfounded.

Perhaps many people do not understand hemorrhoids.

To be honest, hemorrhoids can definitely be regarded as a terminal illness for human beings.

However, this terminal illness will not kill people.

However, if you want to cure hemorrhoids, I'm sorry, you really don't have such miraculous medical skills.

Anyone who gets hemorrhoids, just wait for depression.

Even if you go to the hospital, the hospital will prescribe you some anti-inflammatory drugs at most, or tell you to pay attention to your diet.

Usually eat lighter, eat more fruits... and so on.

It may be helpful to follow the doctor's instructions.

However, this carelessness caused hemorrhoids to occur again.

When you go to the hospital to go to the bathroom someday, you will know the horror of hemorrhoids.

"No way, Chinese medicine can't deal with this hemorrhoid."

"That's right, Chinese medicine for hemorrhoids can relieve the pain at most. If you want to stop the bleeding, you can only rely on Western medicine surgery."

"In fact, there is no medicine in Western medicine to treat hemorrhoids."

"Then why is Mariha choosing hemorrhoids to die?"

"It's very simple. They can't cure it, but they can cut it."

This is where Western medicine is so powerful.

Perhaps there are many diseases that Western medicine has no cure for.

It is more likely that Western medicine does not have a particularly powerful drug to deal with it.

However, Western medicine has a particularly powerful method, and this method is surgery.

Wherever it hurts, cut it there.

Hemorrhoids hurt, right? Isn’t it painful to cut them off?

Even for some tumors, the method adopted by many hospitals is not to treat the tumor, but to cut it off.

As for whether cutting off the disease will cure the disease, it is really hard to say.

But in short, regardless of whether it is cured or not, cutting it off does have a significant effect in a short period of time.

Therefore, there are two treatment methods for those who have hemorrhoids.

One is to endure.

Yes, you just have to live with it because the medication doesn't help.

Anyway, you won’t die from this disease. You can still live if you endure the pain and just have blood in your stool.

The second one, if you don't want to bear it, is to cut hemorrhoids like circumcision.

"Doctor Mariha, your topic is interesting."

Seeing that Ma Liha actually had hemorrhoids, Mo Bai asked with a smile.

"Hehe, indeed, hemorrhoids have always been the subject of our Chinese and Western medicine challenges. This time we also want everyone to know that hemorrhoids are not so terrible."

"Really, have you cured your hemorrhoids?"

"of course can."

Ma Liha is extremely confident.

He did not know how many times he had performed this kind of hemorrhoid cutting operation, and it can be said to be very reliable.

"Hello, don't worry, it's just a minor operation."

Not wanting to talk nonsense with Mo Bai, Mariha was the first to suggest that he perform this operation.

"Doctor, may I trouble you?"

The patient was a young man in his 20s.

Generally speaking, boys in their 20s are less prone to hemorrhoids.

Conditions like hemorrhoids are only triggered after the age of 30 or even 40.

However, with changes in modern lifestyles, this disease tends to occur under the age of 30, or even in their 20s.

This young man is only 22 years old, but he has hemorrhoids. Although it is unfortunate, it is not an exception.

"You're welcome, the operation will be very fast, half an hour will be enough."

"Thank you doctor."

"You're welcome, just lie here, and a nurse will push you to the operating room later."

Mariha comforted the young man.

However, when the nurse was about to push the young man into surgery, Mo Bai said, "Wait."

"Doctor, what's the matter?"

The young man was suddenly stopped by Mo Bai and asked strangely.

"Are you sure you want surgery?"

"Yes."

The boy is still puzzled.

"Then do you know the risks of surgery?"

"What risk?"

The young man was taken aback.

"I don't even know the risks of surgery. Let me tell you, surgery is very painful."

"It hurts."

"No. Let me tell you, this hemorrhoid grows in the buttocks. What should I do for surgery? That is to stick a knife into your buttocks and cut hard. Yes, they have a syringe-like hemorrhoid. Scalpel. First, insert the copper needle into your chrysanthemum, and then the blade in the syringe will spin wildly, cutting off all the hemorrhoids and flesh in your chrysanthemum..."

"Oh my God."

This said, the young patient had goose bumps all over his body.

"Doctor, doctor, I'm not doing surgery anymore, I'm not doing surgery anymore."

The operation has not yet been performed, but the young man is already shaking all over his body.

Nima, this operation is too scary.

This one puts a knife into his own chrysanthemum, and cuts the flesh like crazy...

"This gentleman, don't listen to his nonsense, we will give anesthesia, we will give anesthesia, it will not hurt."

Maliha stared at Mo Bai.

He wanted to strangle Mo Bai to death.

Damn it, what are you talking about about the operation I performed.

"Don't believe it, the anesthesia is half anesthesia, you will still be in pain."

"It doesn't hurt."

"Waking up hurts too."

"It's just waking up painful, but the whole process is not very painful."

"Listen, it doesn't mean that it hurts because it hurts a lot. Don't listen to these guys. They didn't cut him."

"I said, Mo Bai, get out of here."

Marie went berserk.

But Mo Bai didn't take it seriously, and took out a few photos: "Come on, let me show you these pictures of the surgery."

"Yes, this is the flesh cut from hemorrhoids."

"I'll ask you if you're afraid or not."

Still want to ask?

The young man lying on the hospital bed had already turned pale.

"I won't do it, I won't do it, can't I do it?"

While speaking, the young man jumped off the hospital bed: "Doctor, I'm leaving the hospital, I'm leaving the hospital."

almost yelling.

Sheng Sheng was afraid that if he was not careful, he would be dragged to the operating table by these doctors, and then he would stab his chrysanthemum with a knife.

"Mo Bai, you are shameless."

"How shameless."

"Have you ever scared a patient like this?"

"Am I scared? I'm telling the truth, okay?"

"you……"

Maliha clenched his fists and wanted to PK with Mo Baizhen.

Several assistants pulled Mariha and said, "He is the champion of boxing."

After saying this, Mariha instantly stepped aside in fright.

"That's right, as doctors, we also have to respect the wishes of patients."

Mo Bai patted the young man on the shoulder and said, "Brother, do you think so?"

"Yes, that's true."

The young man nodded again and again: "This operation is so terrifying, I would not do it even if I was killed."

"Look, people have said they don't want to do it, do you still want to force him to do it?"

Stretching out his hands, Mo Bai said: "It seems that your western medicine is not a panacea for hemorrhoids."

Such a stroke of genius simply stunned the spectators in front of the TV camera.

"Talent, Dabai is too talented."

"I thought Dabai would definitely lose this round, but I didn't expect him to be so shameless."

"Ho Ho Ho, the more shameless you are, the more I like it."

Mo Bai's shameless means made everyone's eyes shine.

It seems that there is still a chance for this war between Chinese and Western medicine against Mo Bai.

Even if there is no opportunity, Mo Bai will create an opportunity.

At least even if Chinese medicine can't help it, he won't let western medicine do it so easily.

"Okay, okay, you are amazing."

Ma Liha was so angry that he vomited blood, pointed at Mo Bai, and said, "If that's the case, then you Chinese medicine practitioners will treat it."

"Don't be like that, I've already said that our Chinese medicine practitioners don't have much to do."

"You Chinese medicine practitioners have no choice but to disgust our western medicine practitioners."

"Doctor Marija, you have misunderstood."

"Misunderstandings, what kind of misunderstanding, who is shameless today, who is obscene, everyone sees."

Ma Liha looks fair and at ease.

"Then, Dr. Mariha, since the patient doesn't want the surgery, let's treat this as a draw."

"Think beautifully."

Suppressing his anger, Mariha said to the patient again: "Mr., you saw it just now. It was this guy who scared you. Western medicine may look scary sometimes, but you don't know anything after anesthesia. .When you wake up, the surgery will be done."

"Really?"

"I'll lie to you and strike you like lightning."

Marija swore: "Besides, you have had hemorrhoids for three years, and you have blood in your stool every time you go to the toilet. If you don't treat the hemorrhoids, it will not only affect your life, but seriously even threaten your life and health. You don't want to let this hemorrhoids last forever." stay with you."

"Of course I don't want to."

"That's it. If we men are afraid of this operation, then do we want to do other things in the future?"

"This……"

It has to be said that Mariha is a qualified doctor, and under his persuasion, the patient finally changed his mouth.

"Okay, I agree to the operation."

Gritting his teeth, the patient nodded.

"I'll go, buddy, do you agree?"

"Yes."

"Aren't you afraid of pain?"

"afraid."

"I'm afraid you still agree."

"No way, this disease can be cured, otherwise blood in the stool every day will be even more disgusting."

"But they're going to cut through your ass."

"Never mind him, once I close my eyes, I don't know anything."

The patient was determined, no matter what Mo Bai said, he said firmly.

"Good, good, good job."

Maliha was so pleased that the assistant pushed the patient to the operating room.

"and many more……"

"What happened to you?"

When Ma Liha was preparing for the operation, Mo Bai suddenly said again.

"I mean, we treat this patient with traditional Chinese medicine."

"You Chinese medicine doctor?"

"Correct."

"Are you okay?"

"of course can."

"Don't brag, didn't you say that Chinese medicine can't help it?"

"When did I say that?"

"Then you said it was a draw just now?"

"I just want to give you Western doctors a little face, lest your Western doctors will not be able to step down."

Mo Bai smiled and said, "Okay, that's the end of today's play."

Turning over the performance just now really wasted Mo Bai's energy.

Hmph, do you think there is nothing Chinese medicine can do to deal with hemorrhoids?

Let me tell you, Chinese medicine has 1 ways to deal with this hemorrhoid.

"Okay, okay, okay, you Chinese medicine practitioners have a solution."

"Okay, this patient will teach you today."

"I'd like to see what your Chinese medicine practitioners can do to treat this hemorrhoid."

Maliha laughed back angrily, said no more, and stepped aside.

But at this time, Mo Bai took out something like a dog skin plaster from his pocket.

(End of this chapter)