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Chapter 1385 Want to be a teacher Jack Ma, never touch money Mo Dabai

Chapter 1385 Want to be a teacher Jack Ma, never touch money Mo Dabai

"I don't like money."

"I'm not interested in money."

"I never touch money."

"Tell me, what is money to me for a man like me?"

The conversation with Xie Mingsheng spread to the mass media in just an instant.

When thousands of netizens saw this turn of events, they all spat out, cursing in unison, pretending to be crazy.

"I've seen someone who is pretentious, but I've never seen someone who is so pretentious."

"Dabai, you're too shameless."

"This is really Wang Jianlin who has nothing. He wants to be a teacher, Jack Ma. I don't know his wife and beauty, Brother Adong, and he never touches money. Mo Dabai."

The wisdom of netizens is infinite.

Regarding the pretentious performance of these four people, everyone made up a doggerel, talking about their pretentious life.

It's just that Mo Bai complained incomparably for this.

"Everyone, is it really okay for you to tease me like this?"

"There is no joke, we are telling the truth."

"What are you guys, let me tell you the truth, I am more patriotic than anyone else."

"I believe in patriotism, but you love money more than anyone else."

"I go……"

Mo Bai cried.

Image, why did my image become like this?

"Okay, okay, since you all said that, in order to recover my loss, I decided to launch another product."

"What product?"

"Yunnan Baiyao."

"Isn't this listed?"

"Uh, sorry, I made a mistake, it's Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste."

"Damn it, Dabai, your Yunnan Baiyao is used to stop bleeding, so what does it have to do with toothpaste?"

"It doesn't matter, the teeth will bleed too. You see, many people are foodies now, and they usually eat indiscriminately. This often causes bleeding gums or something. Our Yundi Baiyao toothpaste can also stop bleeding gums."

"That's okay too?"

"Of course."

"But we only use Crest for toothpaste."

"You guys still talk about patriotism. Don't you know that Crest belongs to Procter & Gamble in the United States?"

"Uh, this is from the United States."

"It's not. As a Chinese, you don't use the toothpaste produced in your own country. Are you worthy of the country?"

"Ashamed."

Being teased by Mo Bai, everyone felt a little embarrassed and asked, "Then Dabai, how much is your toothpaste?"

"Not expensive, 30 yuan each."

"30 yuan each, I'm stupid, why don't you grab it."

Everyone couldn't stop crying.

Killed today.

Return the toothpaste of the Chinese.

We are patriotic, but your toothpaste is too cheating.

Take a look at China, all ordinary toothpaste costs 3 yuan a piece.

The larger ones are only 5 yuan, 6 yuan.

Oversized ones cost around ten yuan.

It's better if you set a price of ten or so yuan, but if you set a price of more than 30 yuan, I'm a fool, a profiteer.

"Dabai, can you be more shameless?"

"Why are you doing this?"

"Don't you think 30 yuan is too expensive?"

"Actually, it's not expensive, and it's not like you can't afford it."

"It's affordable to brush, but the problem is that yours costs 30 yuan each."

In any case, everyone still thinks that Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste, which costs 30 yuan a piece, is very expensive.

However, who is Mo Bai?

He is a super master fool.

"You guys, do you know how to count?"

"count?"

"That's right. If you think about it this way, everyone can use a toothpaste for a month."

"can."

"It's not just one person brushing for a month."

"It should be enough for 5 people to brush for a month."

"Okay, let's do the math, 30 yuan a piece, 5 people use it, how much is it for each person?"

"Twenty dollars."

"Is it expensive for 6 yuan?"

"Not too expensive."

"Again, how many days are there in a month?"

"30 days?"

"6 yuan is divided into 30 days on average, how much is it per day?"

"Two hairs."

"Is two cents expensive?"

"Uh……"

With this calculation, the audience was completely dumbfounded.

Damn it, how come they think the price of this toothpaste is actually not bad all of a sudden?

Even if it is a little expensive, but when you think about it carefully, it only costs [-] cents a day, which is barely acceptable.

"Okay, okay, Dabai, let's wait until your Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is on the market."

Resisting the thought of cursing Mo Bai in their hearts, everyone had no choice but to say this.

Of course, all the media paid great attention to Mo Bai’s retweeting of Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste, which was banned from export by relevant authorities in Yunnan Baiyao.

[Is Yunnan Baiyao a magic medicine? 】

[From external use to internal use, from internal use to toothpaste. 】

[Toothpaste that costs 30 yuan a piece, do you want to buy it or not? 】

In fact, to put it bluntly, some media are embarrassed to say, why is this Yunnan toothpaste launched?
Why else?
It's not that you banned me from exporting, so I made toothpaste when I realized it.

In order to make up for export profits, Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste was launched.

Of course, having said that.

Although this motive is indeed somewhat bad, but he is also a decent businessman, and you can't say anything about him if he didn't steal or rob.

Besides, businessmen are profiting, so you can't let them not make money, right?

However, it is still unknown whether anyone will buy the 30 yuan toothpaste.

"Everyone, Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste will be on the market in a few days, do you think anyone will buy it?"

"Buy a ghost, 30 yuan each, Dabai is simply a profiteer, and he will not buy it even if he is killed."

"That's right, 30 yuan a piece is too expensive, even more expensive than the local tyrant Jin Crest, so don't buy it."

Many people said on the Internet that they would not buy it.

Similarly, the Crest Huaguo branch of Procter & Gamble, the leader in the toothpaste industry, also commented that the threat from Yunnan Baiyao is negligible.

It's not that Crest Company thinks that Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is rubbish.

It's just that the price of 30 yuan a piece is too high, so high that the public can't accept it.

This is not their blind evaluation. In fact, they have entered the high-end toothpaste market once.

It has also launched several Crest series toothpastes with a price higher than 30 yuan.

It is a pity that the market did not buy these series of toothpastes after they came out.

Except for some celebrities and local tyrants who would buy it, the general public boycotted it one after another.

No way, they Crest can only focus on the civilian market.

Let me ask, as Crest, the leader in the toothpaste industry, dare not raise the price of toothpaste to 30 yuan, how can Yunnan Baiyao do it?
However, what Crest dared not do, Yunnan Baiyao did.

Not only did they dare, they also boldly put this price on the TV advertisement.

Yes.

As a commodity, he must advertise.

Not to mention this toothpaste that everyone in the country needs.

Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste, which is about to go on the market, bought dozens of TV stations' prime-time advertising time at the beginning of its launch.

Ok.

The ad looks like this:

[Some people think our Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste is expensive, 30 yuan a piece, why not grab it?However, he didn't know how many Chinese herbal formulas contained in Yunnan Baiyao.Scientists around the world have proved that Yunnan Baiyao can effectively coagulate blood molecules and achieve the effect of hemostasis.At present, Yunnan Baiyao has been widely used in surgery, internal medicine...even military use. 】

At the beginning of the advertisement, there is a brief introduction to the history of Yunnan Baiyao.Then the conversation changed, and a documentary appeared:

On a certain day in a certain year, "David" from the United States traveled thousands of miles to China to undergo a gastric function operation.He came to China for surgery not because China's medical skills are better than theirs in America, but because China has a magical hemostatic pill called Yunnan Baiyao.

Until Huaguo banned the export of Yunnan Baiyao, Yunnan Baiyao is hard to find abroad. It is said that a pill of Yunnan Baiyao can be sold for 3000 US dollars on the black market, and there is no market for it.Many patients like David would rather travel thousands of miles to come to China, just for a piece of Yunnan Baiyao.

Mo's Pharmaceutical has a sense of the life and health of the Chinese people, and specially blends the essence of Yunnan Baiyao formula into toothpaste to make it into the world-famous Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste can not only effectively stop bleeding and swelling of gums, but also maintain a healthy oral hygiene for Chinese people.

Caring about oral health starts with Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.

To prevent gum bleeding, look for Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.

If you are Chinese, you should use Yunnan Baiyao toothpaste.

(End of this chapter)

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