A fake system fell from the sky

Top floor of the Administration Building, Office 1.

Director Zhang, who was flipping through the documents, frowned, put down the documents, got up and went to the window, looked up at the sky of lightning and thunder, his brows frowned even tighter, turned back to the desk, picked up the phone and dialed a number, " Propaganda Department? Immediately inform everyone in the training ground to enter the safe area."

Putting down the phone, he fell into deep thought.

A row of antique buildings stood in an open area on the hillside three miles away from the training ground.

In a secret room, an old man in a gray Taoist robe was meditating. He seemed to get up slowly, opened the door and walked outside.

More than 30 people have already gathered in the open space outside the house, including old and young, men and women, with different costumes.

People in Taoist robes, cassocks, and famous brands all wore weapons of different lengths. Those who didn't know it thought they were filming a movie.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I didn't expect a few fellow Taoists to sense it first. I'm ashamed and ashamed!"

The gray-robed old man made a speech.

"I said Wang Daochang, you don't want to be infinite, what age is it now?"

A middle-aged Taoist in the crowd smiled, and then looked at a young monk beside him: "Tangbao, how do you greet others now?"

The thirteen or fourteen-year-old monk clasped his hands together and said, "Well, the poor monk has come for alms."

"Look, the monks are keeping pace with the times. If we don't change, we will fall behind. I think it would be good to change Wuliang Tianzun to Memeda."

The middle-aged Taoist joked.

"That's good, listen up, okay, Mrs. Zhou, my nephew is very polite."

A young man in a famous brand bowed to the old nun not far away.

The one who paid him back was a Buddha dust waved over: "Little bastard, let you be old and disrespectful."

"Let's talk about the business. There should be people of the same way over there who are crossing the catastrophe. It seems that the power is not below the second-rank Heavenly Tribulation."

Another old man with a strong character spoke.

Wang Daochang stroked his beard lightly: "It's a pity that it's too far away to see clearly."

"If you take a look over there, it will be real!"

Someone in the crowd spoke up.

One word awakened the dreamer, and everyone looked for the car one after another.

More than 30 "movie actors" set off in six military jeeps.

……

No less than 200 people gathered in the lobby on the first floor of the office building, including 60 people standing in military posture, 120 people in the guard of honor, and the rest came out from various departments to watch the excitement.

The beautiful instructor glanced at the students: "Have everyone returned?"

"Report to the instructor, there is still one short, Zhang Dabao is still there."

Tong Lei pointed to a vague black figure in the distance.

"This idiot, I'll drag him back."

Huamei was in a hurry, and they ran back when they heard the loudspeaker broadcast, forgetting about Dabao, she thought Dabao had been frightened out of his wits.

The beautiful instructor grabbed her: "It's late, the thunder has fallen!"

Dabao heard the broadcast notification and ran back, but the voice of the system sounded: "This is a thunder disaster, it's useless to run anywhere, do you want to kill them?"

Dabao stopped in his tracks immediately, he must not drag others on his back, and then sat down on the ground with his head in his hands, as if resigned to fate.

"Boom boom boom..."

Tianlei would not let Dabao off just because of his surrender, a purple thunderbolt with a thick arm cut across the hundreds of miles of space, pointing directly at the huddled black spot on the ground.

Dabao trembled all over, his face turned pale, he felt numbness on the top of his head, and the thunderbolt landed heavily on his head, the numbness spread all over his body, and then...then he was fine.

Dabao was taken aback for a moment, he had known that Lei Jie was so weak, so why was he so afraid, drizzle!

System: "Your uncle, you are relieved, I can bear it."

Dabao understands, it's not that Tianjie is too weak, it's the system that helps him resist the damage, it seems that the system still has a conscience.

Immediately afterwards, less than 2 minutes later, another purple thunder struck, this time the power was fully doubled than before. After the intimate contact, Dabao felt his whole body was on fire, his throat smoked, and his body trembled from the electric shock.

System: "I went to it as a leg, and it actually contained the power of heaven's punishment. The energy of the system is exhausted, and the last host should resist it by itself!"

Dabao was impatient, he didn't want to die: "I resist, what should I resist, just lend me some of your magic treasures quickly."

He guessed that since the artifact space of the system can hold items, its owner's collection should be placed in it, or why not let himself in.

System: "Those things have been shattered in the turbulent flow of space. Do you think I am willing to put some garbage in the space? Here is a trick for you. Put your ass in the sky, and when the thunder comes, give it a fart!" , it smells the smell, and if you dislike it, you will definitely miss it."

Dabao: "..."

Looking up at the sky, the third thunder calamity is brewing, and it may fall at any time. In order to survive, a dead horse should be treated as a living horse doctor, so he half-kneeled and half-squatted on all fours, with his butt facing the sky, inhaling, inhaling, and inhaling again. Farts are brewing….

Less than 50 meters away from Dabao, more than 30 "movie actors" finally took their positions.

"Amazing! An ordinary person with no spiritual energy fluctuations survived two lightning tribulations, and nothing happened!"

An old Taoist wearing Taoist robes embroidered with Tai Chi patterns, his eyeballs almost popped out of shock.

Wang Daochang stroked his beard and said in thought: "It seems that he can't hold on to the last thunder calamity, why don't we help him."

"Ox-nosed, you are crazy, this is a second-rank heavenly tribulation, we haven't even passed the first-rank heavenly tribulation yet."

Master Zhou caressed the Buddha dust, a little frightened by his thoughts.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda."

Wang Daochang said firmly: "The combined strength of the four of us is enough to resist the last catastrophe. We have been stuck at the peak of the ninth-grade Qi training realm for too long. If we succeed this time, we can hope Stepping into the Realm Condensation Realm is a god-sent opportunity!"

"Fight!"

The four pondered for a moment and nodded at the same time.

The initial state of cultivation is the Qi training state, which is divided into grades one to nine, followed by the Condensation Realm, which is divided into three levels: elementary, middle, and high. Advanced Condensation stage monks will reach the True Origin Realm after a first-grade Heavenly Tribulation. A cultivator in the Yuan Realm will reach the Earth Yuan Realm after experiencing the second-grade Heavenly Tribulation, and so on.

Why do monks have to go through the catastrophe to be promoted? We all know that monks practice is to meditate and breathe to absorb spiritual energy and store it in the dantian. It is a process from quantitative change to qualitative change. An external force, you said it was easy to handle, I smashed it with a sledgehammer and pricked it with a needle, and it exploded when I smashed it, and the needle pricked out of my breath!
No matter how stupid a monk is, he would never do this, but the thunder calamity is different. The most important thing is the third thunder calamity. It has the power of destruction and the power of life at the same time. It is the original power of life that creates everything in the world. It allows monks to strengthen their bodies and break through bottlenecks easily.

Why does Taoist Wang say that it is a god-given opportunity? There are many monks in the cultivation world who have been stuck at the peak of the ninth-grade Qi training realm for decades or even died. Then you need a great opportunity, otherwise you can only hehe!

Opportunities are rare, so you can only snatch others!

Cultivation is an act against the heavens, and the heavens are not afraid, so robbery is nothing!