A fake system fell from the sky

Cultivation is a heaven-defying journey of stealing secrets and participating in good fortune. The road of practice is full of bumps and dangers. There are natural disasters and man-made disasters.

It is rumored that there is such a story, an unlucky casual cultivator named Shi Kelang, after ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, finally reached the peak of the Condensed Realm after eighty years, one day he practiced in the mountains and suddenly realized something, which attracted a first-grade catastrophe .

Chinese people like to watch the excitement, and there happened to be three old disciples from one sect who had no hope of breaking through, went down the mountain to earn merits to find opportunities, found a vision in the sky and ran over immediately, and the final result was to cross the third wave of catastrophe in Shi Kelang When they were kicked away, the three of them took advantage of this "opportunity" to successfully build a foundation.

Shi Kelang had already been seriously injured after experiencing two waves of thunder calamity at that time, and he was helpless even if he wanted to resist, so now monks crossing the tribulation will have sect elders to protect them to prevent accidents from happening.

Although the ordinary person in front of me didn't know what he did to cause a first-grade catastrophe, but he was sure that he was going to die. Now rushing to resist the catastrophe can not only save people, but also get a chance to participate in the good fortune, killing two birds with one stone. Good thing!
"Boom boom boom!"

The long-awaited third wave of thunder calamity finally descended, and a purple-white thunderbolt swept down with the power of destroying the world. Purple represents destruction, and white represents vitality.

The entire void seems to be split into a narrow passage, mysterious and dreamy!

Daoist Wang took the lead, followed by Daoist Taiji, the middle-aged Taoist, and Master Zhou.

Not to be missed!
"Don't panic, little layman, Lei is very strong and we will help you carry it!"

Wang Daochang drew out his mahogany sword, jumped up sharply on his toes, and slashed down with his sword.

peat!The sword is on fire!

Master Zhou swung his whisk towards the Zibai Thunder Pillar. The fate of the whisk followed in the footsteps of the mahogany sword, and the air smelled of burnt plastic.

Taiji Daoist, an immortal guiding the way, pierced the Leizhu's core with the green steel long sword elegantly, and then his body trembled non-stop.

Ma Dan!Metal conducts electricity!
"Haha, let you buy fakes online."

The middle-aged Taoist sneered, stepped on Dabao's ass, and jumped up high, "Little brother, your posture for crossing the catastrophe is really good!"

"Pfft!"

Heavy muffled sound.

Dabao's ready-to-go fart was completely stimulated by this kick, and he also lay on the ground hard, unable to move, his waist seemed to flash.

"What smell? It stinks!"

The poisonous gas rose, and the middle-aged Taoist happened to hit the Tao, his body staggered and almost fell from mid-air.

"Friend Daoist Yi, hurry up, we can't stand it anymore!"

Wang Daochang panted heavily and said anxiously.

......

A group of young men and women watching the battle from a distance (the four old ones went to fight the thunder) could not control their blood.

"Father is mighty!"

"Master, you are the best!"

"Senior Niu Bo!"

......

The sound of waving the flag and shouting for cheers and cheers shocked the world and wept ghosts and gods, and 666 shouted like a thief!

In the lobby of the office building, the people who eat melons are already dumbfounded. The picture is very beautiful. An old Taoist and an old nun hold the purple and white thunder pillar tightly, and another old Taoist and middle-aged Taoist hold the thunder pillar with their swords to prevent it from falling. People were circling around the Lei Zhu in the void three meters above the ground. Those who didn't know it thought they were filming a fairy tale movie. Of course, they were also amazed.

Seeing someone making a move, the four thrush girls finally let go of their hanging hearts. Although they haven't known Dabao for a long time, they often study and eat together, and they still have a little affection.

"Is the idiot going to be okay?"

Thrush asked worriedly.

Tian Kexin tensed his nerves and said: "I hope he has his own destiny."

Auspicious person?That's right, someone took the blame for him!
Department staff on all floors of the office building were also watching through the glass windows, which was a miraculous scene beyond their imagination.

A delicate female staff member in one of the departments looked out of the window with a face full of surprise: "How can this person float in the air?"

She used to be a top student at the National University of Defense Technology in the Imperial Capital, so she couldn't understand such an unscientific thing.

A young colleague beside him said with a smile: "Based on my years of experience in reading Xianxia novels, it should be that Heavenly Tribulation triggers the laws of heaven and earth, and the magnetic field changes. This is like opposite sexes attract, you attract me, I attract... .”

Before he finished speaking, he quickly shut up. Isn't this metaphor telling people that he has a crush on her!

The point is that there are other colleagues around him, this kind of thing is embarrassing for him who is thin-skinned.

But his worry was obviously superfluous, everyone was staring out the window.

Zibai Thunder came and went quickly, and disappeared in just a few breaths.

"Hey, hey, hey..."

There were four heavy objects falling to the ground.

Master Taiji, a middle-aged Taoist, Master Zhou hurriedly meditated cross-legged as soon as he landed, refining the majestic spiritual energy in his body to hit the Realm Condensation Realm.

"Hey! It's quite soft!"

Wang Daochang felt the soft and elastic temperature under his buttocks, and he let out a cry of surprise.

Dabao: "Damn it, my waist is broken!"

He was the one who made the ouch just now.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! I'm sorry, little layman."

Wang Daochang seemed to be enjoying the pads under his body, but he didn't intend to get up.

Dabao said angrily, "Old man, your waist is broken by you, get out!"

Daoist Wang is not angry when he is scolded as an old thing, and he is also honored by others. Taoism pays attention to Taoism, which is naturally quiet and inaction. What they practice is aura, not anger.

In the end, Wang Daochang reluctantly sat down on the ground next to him and broke through, because the spiritual energy ran away in a while without refining it.

Hula la, the five people who helped Du Jie were surrounded by more than 300 people, and the group of movie actors hurriedly maintained order and kept everyone away.

"Colleagues, don't get too close and don't make noise, so as not to disturb the breakthrough of the seniors."

Several sect disciples who stopped the four thrush girls from approaching spoke out to persuade them.

The four girls were also anxious and had nothing to do, so they could only watch from a distance, but when they saw Dabao crawling up and sitting on the ground grinning, they felt relieved, and it seemed that it was all right.

"Cough cough!"

"Everyone is gone!"

At this time, Director Zhang, dressed in casual clothes, came in, coughed twice, and dispersed the crowd.

Breaking through is hard to say and it’s not difficult to say it’s not difficult. For example, a ninth-grade qi training monk may not be able to break through after fifty years of practice with poor aptitude.

Fifty years of practice to break through in 5 minutes.

Soon the four stood up one after another, looked at each other with surprises on their faces, and smiled knowingly.

They made it!
They clearly felt that the capacity of the dantian was more than twice as large as before, and their bodies were more than ten years younger. Originally, they were sent here by the sect to use waste. An old, hopeless and weak disciple contributed to the sect. It can be ignored, it just so happens that the country is important, you go, save yourself to support yourself.

"Congratulations to the four masters for their successful breakthrough. Congratulations."

Director Zhang stepped forward to congratulate them. He knew the main reason for the establishment of the Special Intelligence Bureau. He used martial arts to break the ban. With the recovery of spiritual energy, many sects were ready to move. They did not abide by the laws and regulations of the country to deal with them. They had no choice but to work too hard, and the loss outweighed the gain.

After discussion by the bosses, it was decided that the people of the Jianghu should be ruled by the people of the Jianghu, so on the one hand, they recruited people with awakened abilities to train themselves, and on the other hand, they asked some people from the major factions, but the quality of the people they sent was not good enough. Think about it That's right, that sect will not send away talented disciples who have worked so hard to cultivate, let alone disciples above the Condensation Realm. A cultivator at the Condensation Realm is comparable in strength to a martial arts master in the secular world. Walking sideways, there are not many sects, and no matter how many sects compete, they will not send them out.

"Director Zhang is polite, let's take our leave first if we have nothing to do."

On behalf of Wang Daochang, several people next to him stepped forward to give a speech.

Before he left, he looked curiously at the young man who had triggered Lei Jie.

At this time, Dabao was walking towards the infirmary supported by the four thrush girls.

"Dabao, how are you doing?"

Thrush asked concerned.

"Hey, my waist was broken by a stinky Taoist priest."

Dabao pretended to be limping and yelling, but in fact he was fine now, his buttocks had resisted the damage both times, but he really enjoyed the warm and fragrant feeling of nephrite jade.

One word: cool!

Two words: comfortable!

Three words: shameless!
Infirmary.

The military doctor who checked Dabao's body came out.

Huamei stepped forward and asked anxiously, "Doctor, is his injury serious?"

The military doctor took off his stethoscope and shook his head: "The patient has no symptoms at all. Was he really struck by lightning?"

There are people who have been struck by lightning, but no one has ever heard of them alive.

Huamei rushed in angrily, pulled Dabao out with her ears: "Go, go outside."

"Ai ya, it hurts, ai ya, my waist, ai ya, my kidney fell out..."

Accompanied by Dabao's wailing, the four girls punched and kicked.

In the sky, a bright sun quietly smiled.