A fake system fell from the sky

Dabao followed the four girls out of the cafeteria. At this time, the autumn rain stopped, half of the sky cleared, revealing the blue sky, and a rainbow hung across the sky in the east, which was so beautiful that people were enchanted.

"When the sun rises in the east and rains in the west, the Tao is not sunny but sunny."

Looking at the strange scene of the sky with half sunny and half cloudy, Dabao expressed his sincere feelings for the magic of nature, and finally praised, "It's so beautiful!"

Xia Yuqing's face was slightly red, because her name came from this line of the poem. She thought that Dabao praised her beauty. Could it be that this guy has a crush on her? She had many suitors in college, and she just picked one of the rejected ones They are all more handsome than this guy in front of her. She doesn't dislike Dabao, but she definitely doesn't like him.

"Hey, that's a good flattery, you don't think you've taken a fancy to our Miss Xia, do you?"

Tian Kexin noticed the change in Xia Yuqing's expression and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"I...how can I, it's just because of the scenery."

Dabao didn't expect that Tian Kexin could really add to the chaos. Among the four girls, Xia Yuqing was the most beautiful, followed by Huamei, Tian Kexin, and Li Li. If you want to eat swan meat, you just think about it, one can jump on the ground and the other can fly in the sky!
"You are all first-class beauties, I don't think much about you, I can't get high..."

Dabao then added another sentence.

Before Dabao finished speaking, Xia Yuqing, who was blushing, quit long ago, chasing after Tian Kexin and waved her small fist, "Let you say I am a great beauty, let you make fun of me, let you..."

"I was wrong, I was wrong, you are a little beauty, don't hit, don't hit..."

Tian Kexin begged for mercy while running, but there was no sign of saying anything wrong in his tone.

Huamei grabbed Dabao's ear and said, "Tell me, how much do you think about us?"

"Hey!"

"Murder..., not much, only a little bit!"

Dabao yelled exaggeratedly, and quickly explained, almost saying that he murdered his husband in a hurry.

"A little bit? Let me tell you, Zhang Dabao, you can't have even a little bit!"

Thrush stared at her beautifully, and her little hands increased her strength. I don't know how this guy crooked them when he was fine. I have to show him some color today and let him know why his ears hurt so much!

"We are really late, how long are you going to make trouble?"

Li Li really couldn't stand it, and reminded helplessly.

On the wide and flat training field, more than 50 girls stood with their heads held high like javelins, with serious expressions and eyes fixed on each other.

The beautiful instructor stood in front of the line with her hands behind her back and looked at the students who had a standard military posture. She nodded secretly. She only explained the essentials once.

The standard of standing posture is: keep the heels close together, and turn the toes outward at 60 degrees ~ the head should be upright, the neck should be straight, the mouth should be closed, the lower jaw should be slightly retracted, and the eyes should be about 45 degrees obliquely upward.The neck is slightly attached to the back collar, the body is leaning forward, the heel is slightly away from the bottom of the shoe, the center of gravity is on the forefoot, the legs are clamped, the calves are forced inward, the hips are clamped, the abdomen should be tightened, the chest is raised and the shoulders are slightly stretched back , the arms hang down naturally, the middle finger sticks to the trouser seam, and the thumb sticks to the middle of the second joint of the index finger.

"Instructor Zhao, I'm sorry! We're late."

Five elementary school students who lowered their heads and did something wrong.

The beautiful instructor stared coldly at the four women and one man in front of him, pointed at the guard of honor who was marching in unison in the distance, and said solemnly: "Look over there, they have been training in the wind and rain for 7 hours from six o'clock in the morning, because The span of a soldier's kick is 1 centimeter shorter, and he didn't even eat lunch at noon. Why? Because they want to show the majesty of Chinese soldiers to the world, and the honor of the country rests on their shoulders."

"What about you, do you have a concept of time? In the future, you will go abroad to perform various tasks, and also represent the image, mission, and honor of Chinese soldiers,..."

"You are fined to run 20 laps around the training ground, and it will be executed immediately!"

The last sentence was almost yelled out with her throat, which shows how angry she is at this moment!
"Yes!"

Unable to stand the roar of the tigress, Dabao was the first to run out, he couldn't do without running, the four girls' resentful eyes could kill people, he thought that I was really wronged, so he recited a poem and caused an innocent disaster, what the hell Who should I ask for reason?

"Hey!"

Dabao was kicked on the buttocks, the force was neither heavy nor light, but he still almost lay on the ground.

Huamei snorted and ran past him, "I'll settle the score with you later."

"Hey hey hey!"

His buttocks were kicked three times again, and Dabao lost his balance and fell into the mud. He got up and looked at the backs of the four girls and muttered dissatisfiedly, "You are too cruel."

Tian Kexin blamed Li Li who was chasing him: "How can you use such force?"

Li Li said embarrassingly: "I'm in a bad mood, I didn't grasp the strength."

"Don't pity that guy, we should be punished by God for causing us such misery."

Huamei giggled, her two jade arms swung back and forth, her footsteps quietly slowed down, keeping the same speed as the three girls.

Xia Yuqing glanced at Li Li: "Li Li, why are you in such a bad mood today? Auntie is here?"

"No, I just dumped my boyfriend."

Li Lisun smiled and said, "How can you marry me if I have long hair reaching my waist? What can I do if my aunt cuts her braid?"

The third daughter realized that she had broken up with her boyfriend, so she couldn't help feeling sympathetic.

"Hey, a man doesn't have a good thing, and he likes the new and dislikes the old and hates the whole body, so he should be thundered every day."

Tian Kexin spat and cursed viciously.

"Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, Xiao Lili, don't be sad, I will introduce you to another one tomorrow."

Thrush comforted me.

"That's right, it's hard to find three-legged toads, but there are plenty of handsome two-legged ones."

Xia Yuqing sneered disdainfully.

"Hmm! I figured it out."

Li Li pointed to the hill with verdant trees in the distance, "There is a nunnery built there, accompanied by the ancient Buddha with blue lanterns."

The three women are absolutely defeated!
"Then don't you feel lonely?"

Tian Kexin was speechless for a while, thinking about becoming a nun?

"Isn't there still three of you!"

Li Li smiled, and suddenly quickened her pace, leaving the three girls behind.

"Boom! Boom!"

The thunder that resounded throughout the world suddenly exploded.

A kind of coercion that makes all living beings pay homage comes down from the void.

The heart was trembling, the body seemed to be suffocating, and everyone in the training ground looked up at the sky.

In the end what happened?Is the sky falling?
"what happened?"

Huamei asked while holding back her palpitations.

The three girls shook their heads together, it was the first time they encountered such a celestial phenomenon, it was too scary!

Dabao also stopped, watching electric snakes slithering through the black clouds above his head from time to time, he was almost out of breath under an invisible pressure, and said in surprise, "System, no matter what happens, I'm going to suffocate." .”

System: "What the hell, what should come will always come, isn't it just borrowing something, which breaks the rules of the world! Don't be afraid of the host, at most you will be struck by lightning twice, I will support you!"

Dabao is about to cry, what the hell is this? The system has done something bad and made me feel ashamed!
God!O earth!I haven't married a wife yet.