One punch and one ghost, you say this is mental illness?

He Yan narrowed his eyes and looked at the lizard man.

The lizard man said with a mournful face, "Can you return the phone to me?"

"NoNoNo, I can't." He Yan stretched out his fingers and swayed from side to side.

The Lizard Man stood aside, shaking his head, his career was gone.

Why don't you click on the circle of friends of Sima Daguan.

This old guy is very active. He just posted a video of him soaking his feet 10 minutes ago.

The accompanying text said: Frequent soaking of feet can help prolong life.

He Yan scrolled down, Li Xiya commented like a dog licking: "Boss's feet are really white."

Official Sima replied: Get out of here.

"Hahaha, interesting." He Yan laughed and continued to slide.

Sima Daguan is about the same age as the ghost king who died before, and every time he posts a circle of friends, he will write: Friends, what's up, (roses roses, love love, thumbs up, thumbs up.)
He Yan felt bored after watching it for a while, because the circle of friends of the Sima official was ordinary, and it was completely the circle of friends of a normal old man.

But who would have thought that behind such an old man's circle of friends, there is an unknown secret hidden?
He Yan searched all the lizard man's circle of friends, and finally ran into the group of the Jiangcheng strange talk group.

The people in the group were cheering for the fact that EAG won the championship in a certain game competition, and the chat was full of enthusiasm.

Li Xiya was talking like a cannon inside, saying that EAG won the championship and he ran streaking live, He Yan took a screenshot directly, and then sent the screenshot to his mobile phone.

In the group, there are also those who jump off the building after winning the championship, those who shave their hair, those who run naked, and those who eat shit.

Video bombing in the group, everyone has it.

He Yan was amazed, and curled his lips: "These people are really brain-dead, isn't it rational? This is simply discrediting EAG."

The lizard man shouted: "What do you know? This is faith!"

"You told me that mentally retarded behavior is faith?" He Yan narrowed his eyes and stared at the lizard man.

Sensing what happened outside, F4 got out of the soul ring.

They stared at the lizard man covetously. The lizard man sensed the strong aura from them and shut his mouth on the spot.

He Yan smiled and said, "What about you? What promise did you make?"

"I, I don't." The lizard man suddenly felt bad, and kept backing away.

He Yan chuckled: "You have such faith, you should make an oath, let's do it like this, Bendiga will make it for you."

"Otherwise, if EAG wins the championship, you will cut your waist." He Yan smiled strangely.

The lizard man shook his head desperately: "You are breaking the law like this, do you know that?"

"I'm an extrajudicial lunatic. I don't understand what is breaking the law or not. You broke into my house late at night to steal something. You are the one who broke the law, Tie Zi." He Yan stood up and patted the lizard man's face lightly.

Then he sighed: "Bendiga has been doing good deeds all his life, how did he meet you?"

"Please let me go, I promise to get away." The lizard man was about to cry.

A mythical beast, a psychopath, and four ghosts at the peak of the diamond level, it's too scary, woo woo woo.

"You said, EAG won the championship, what are you doing?" He Yan patted the lizard man on the shoulder.

The lizard man sniffed and was speechless.

Seeing that he didn't speak, He Yan said: "EAG wins glory for the country, but these brainless fans jump off the building and eat shit. They are simply recruiting gangsters for their champions. Why? EAG let them do this?"

"Didn't you say it was faith? Why didn't you do it like this?"

"I, I'm more rational." The lizard man said weakly.

He Yan snorted coldly, and said, "Bendiga will give you two opportunities now, one is to squeeze your waist, and the other is that you abandon the dark and turn to the bright, which can be regarded as a celebration for the champion."

"What? Abandon the darkness and turn to the light?" The lizard man looked at He Yan in shock.

He Yan slapped him backhandedly, saying, "Damn it, since you believe in EAG, you should do something positive!"

The lizard man covered his face, and burst into tears. He knelt down on the ground with a plop, and cried, "You're right, I'm willing to abandon darkness and turn to light."

"Good boy, this is the best promise you made for our Chinese champion." He Yan patted the lizard man's head with a look of relief.

The lizard man wiped his tears and said, "Then what should I do now?"

"Isn't Li Xiya going to run naked? Let him fulfill his promise." He Yan said flatly.

The lizard man shook his head: "He, he is the team leader, I dare not speak like this."

"Damn it, who is the boss!" He Yan slapped the lizard man's face again.

The lizard man's face was already swollen, but now it is even more swollen. With tears in his eyes, he sent a message in the wechat group, and tweeted Li Xiya.

He said: "Isn't the team leader going to run naked? Now that you have won the championship, hurry up and run naked."

The rest of the people echoed and shouted at Li Xiya.

On the other side, Li Xiya, who was scrolling through Moments with his mobile phone, turned dark.

He immediately private messaged the lizard man, and said angrily: You damn thing, did you deliberately embarrass me?
Lizard Man: No, team leader, you must be honest.

Li Xiya: Speaking of your mother, where the hell are you?It depends on whether I clean up or not, and you will be finished!

He Yan took out the bowl of the human face tree, took a picture and posted it in the group, saying: Mission accomplished.

The first one to reply was Senior Official Sima. He gave a thumbs up and said: Lizard did a good job, bring it to me as soon as possible.

Lizard replied: go at dawn.

After replying to the message, the lizard began to cry again, and he said, "My life is not long, woo woo woo."

"Shut up! You actually became my Dijia's little brother, Bendijia will protect you well, don't cry, I'm so annoying." He Yan frowned and slapped the lizard on the head.

The lizard held back his tears and said, "What should we do now?"

"When it's dawn, take Bendijia to find Da Sima. This bad old man will turn into a bat. Bendijia wants to ask him how he changed." He Yan laughed.

"Stop crying like a woman, a man has to be fearless, look at Bendijia! When have you been cowarded!" He Yan snorted arrogantly.

[The system...is because you never coax...the system acts like an old lady. 】

"Go to sleep, let's do things early tomorrow morning." He Yan yawned, and looked at his phone, it was five or six o'clock.

After finishing speaking, He Yan went back to the room, Er Qiu also went back to the room, F4 sat on the sofa, staring at the lizard.

The ghost boss snorted coldly: "Boy, don't try to play tricks."

"I'm not playing tricks." The lizard looked confused.

The third ghost snorted coldly: "If you dare to run, your legs will be broken."

"I won't run." Lizard shook his head repeatedly. He wanted to run half an hour ago, but now he doesn't want to.

There is no other meaning, it is simply that he is more positive.

Thinking of this, the lizard fell asleep on the sofa with tears in his eyes.

I don't know how long I slept, but there was a sound of pots and pans colliding.

The lizard opened its eyes, the eyes were swollen like walnuts, and the face was swollen like a pig's head.

Li Xiya also sent a private message for a few days, telling him to go to him after meeting the high official Sima.

He wants to teach the lizard to be a man himself.

The lizard shuddered all over, it was just a groundhog, there was nothing to pull.

"You're awake, come and peel my potatoes." Tao Yao came out of the kitchen wearing an apron.

The lizard stared. Yesterday he was busy fighting and didn't pay attention to the peach demon. Today, he was astonished.

Fair skin and beautiful appearance, a stunner in the world.