One punch and one ghost, you say this is mental illness?

"? Where am I?" Erqiu was stunned, his body was already switched on, but his brain just woke up.

"How could you do such a thing, you almost ruined Bendiga's innocence." He Yan was heartbroken, and rushed forward and grabbed Er Qiu by the neck.

Er Qiu widened his eyes, looked around, and said, "Why am I here?"

"You wet my bed, you're finished." He Yan pointed to a large piece of urine stains on the bed.

Er Qiu looked at the urine stain, and then turned his head to look at his wet back hair.

For a while, it didn't know if it was peeing by itself.

"Why Yan, me, I didn't do it on purpose." Er Qiu pouted with an innocent look on his face.

"Forget it, Bendijia is merciful, and I will punish you to wash me up." He Yan smiled slightly, pretending to be considerate.

Er Qiu nodded, looked sharply at the man in black standing at the door, and exclaimed: "Fuck, who is he?"

"He is the witness, he also saw you wet the bed just now." He Yan said seriously.

The man in black was stunned, where did he see it, he didn't see it at all, okay!

Erqiu's brain is normal, and he doesn't believe that the man in black is a witness or not.

It squinted its eyes and jumped out of the bed, then climbed onto a cabinet by the door, standing as tall as the man, its scrutinizing eyes gliding past the man, Er Qiu asked coldly: "Who are you?"

"Oh, I remembered, he came to steal the Human Face Tree." He Yan said as he quickly tore off the bed sheet.

"What?" Er Qiu was furious, and slapped the man on the face.

The man was also angry, and jumped up to start a fight with the second ball.

Putting on a coat, Tao Yao leaned against the door of her room and said loudly: "Go and fight in the corridor, don't break things at home."

In fact, Tao Yao had already felt it when the man in black came.

It's just that she knew that He Yan would handle this matter well, so she didn't come forward to solve it.

Besides, she is a girl, so she must sleep well for beauty sleep.

When He Yan heard it, he rushed out of the room and said, "Yaoyao, Erqiu made my bed dirty."

Er Qiu curled his lips and said nothing, because he was really not sure if he urinated by himself.

But look at that large piece of urine stains, when did it get so good at peeing?

Tao Yao laughed, looked at He Yan's new clean pants, patted his head and said: "It's okay, you drag this man out to beat him first, and I'll wash it for you later."

"You are so kind, Yaoyao." He Yan chuckled.

Then he grabbed the man and dragged him outside, all the way to the corridor at the door.

He Yan swung out a fist and hit the man in the stomach.

"You're courting death!" The man was furious, sticking out his long and forked tongue and curling it towards He Yan.

Er Qiu exclaimed, damn it, it turned out to be a lizard awakener.

He Yan dodged it, no wonder this guy was able to lie outside the window, it turned out to be a lizard.

"Are you scared?" The lizard man sneered, stuck out his tongue again and called He Yan.

He Yan endured the nausea, grabbed his tongue and quickly tied it.

"Hmm... woo woo." The lizard man took a few steps back in pain, and quickly opened his tongue.

With tears in his eyes, he kept moving his painful tongue.

Then he kicked over again.

He Yan kicked in the same way.

[System Strengthening, King Kong Legs]

With a bang, the two legs collided, and there was a sound of metal clashing.

The man backed away with his legs in his arms, staggered and fell to the ground. He wailed repeatedly: "You are simply inhuman, who would put iron on your legs? Don't wrap them if you have the ability."

"Who told you that Bendiga is wrapped in iron! Bendiga has always been aboveboard." He Yan lifted up his trousers, but there was nothing there.

Before the man could speak, He Yan rushed forward to punch and kick, the beating man begged for mercy.

"What's daddy's daddy's name?" He Yan asked through gritted teeth while beating the man violently.

The man's face was swollen like a pig's head, and one of his teeth was missing. He cried, "Daddy's daddy is called grandpa."

"What's father's mother's name?" He Yan punched again.

The man cried louder: "Dad's mother is called grandma."

"What's mom's dad's name?"

"Mom's father is called Grandpa, woo woo woo, I don't want the human face tree anymore, please don't fucking hit me." The man was crying so hard.

He Yan was heartbroken, and sighed: "A man does not flick his tears lightly, you are a good man of eight feet, you are crying like this, you are not human!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

He Yan knelt down, patted his head, and said, "Good boy, don't cry, let's go in and talk about something."

The man was dragged into the house, and before he sat down, He Yan ordered him to wash the sheets that Tao Yao had just run into the basin.

"Sin!" The man sat in the toilet with a small stool, and there was a large basin in front of him, in which were He Yan's sheets and a washboard.

The man rubbed the sheets vigorously while wiping away his tears.

To think that he is a gold-rank lizard awakener, and he is treated like this!
Not only that, Er Qiu also ran to his room and packed a lot of dirty clothes.

Usually, he stomps on his clothes by himself, because his clothes shed hair, so why not let him use the washing machine.

That's all right, here comes the laundryman.

Seeing a large basket full of cat clothes, cat shoes, and cat fart wraps, the man fell into deep thought.

"Why are you in a daze, wash it off quickly." Er Qiu stared.

The frightened man immediately frantically washed his clothes.

After this uproar, He Yan couldn't sleep anymore.

Although Tao Yao had already changed the sheets for him, He Yan couldn't sleep.

After the man cleaned up a large pile of clothes, it was already past two o'clock in the middle of the night.

He walked into the living room tremblingly and said, "Can I go?"

"Isn't your tongue very long? There is a toy outside the window of my room, you can bring it back for me." After He Yan finished speaking, he led the man into his room.

As soon as the window was opened, there were several players on the small table outside the window, Ultraman, Transformer, and various toys.

He Yan said: "These toys have been dropped for a long time, and Bendijia can't pick them up. You have a long tongue, so pick them up for me."

The man's hand holding the flashlight trembled slightly, it was all covered with dust.

"It's too dirty." The man wanted to cry but had no tears.

He Yan raised his fist: "If you don't pick me up, I will throw you down."

"I'll pick it up, can't I pick it up!" The man trembled all over, poked his head out quickly, and then stretched out his lizard-like tongue to pick up the toys outside one by one.

"It's too dirty, go wash it up." He Yan raised his sandbag-sized fist again.

The man curled his lips and burst into tears.

"You fucking kill me, my innocence is gone, you kill me, fuck, woo woo woo." The man sat on the ground and cried loudly.

He Yan turned pale with shock: "Hey, hey, you can eat shit, but you can't talk nonsense."

"Kill me, you have the ability to kill me." The man continued to shout.

He Yan said: "Take out your phone, I'll see who sent you here."

"Don't even think about it!" The man put his hands on his chest.

He Yan's head was full of black lines, and he grabbed it with his hands.

As soon as I opened the man's WeChat, there was a contact.

Sima Daguan

Li Xiya Team Leader
飞猫
There is also a wechat group called Jiangcheng Monster Talk, which has hundreds of people.

Er Qiu also came over to take a look, and clicked his tongue again and again after watching it, is the current villain so good at playing?

Even WeChat groups have been created.