One punch and one ghost, you say this is mental illness?
Chapter 119 Bedwetting
Jiang Jianguo eloquently told Jiang Baozhong that he and He Yan were the ones who shuttled back and forth between the human face trees holding rolls of paper.
The Human-Mask Tree was furious, and the vines swung frantically to take the two of them down, and then Jiang Jianguo swung it with a few big mouths, and the Human-Mask Tree trembled from the beating.
Regarding this point, Jiang Baozhong didn't believe it, but he didn't expose Jiang Jianguo either.
After all, stay on the front line when doing things, so we can meet each other in the future.
Thinking of this, Jiang Baozhong asked: "Master He, I heard from Lao Jiang that you brought home the seeds of the human face tree, have you planted them yet?"
"You want to see?" He Yan narrowed his eyes and smiled.
Jiang Baozhong nodded: "I want to see, I, Old Jiang, have lived most of my life, and I have never seen a human face tree."
"Yaoyao, take out the things and show Xiao Jiang." He Yan shouted.
Li Xiya's heart skipped a beat, take something out?what?
Shouldn't that thing have been stolen back by the compatriots of the organization?
Tao Yao smiled brightly, and took out a bowl half filled with mud from the bag she was carrying.
"Here are the seeds of the human face tree, but it hasn't grown yet." Tao Yao smiled and handed the bowl to Chen Twelve who was beside him.
Chen Twelve looked at it for a while, and passed them on one by one. Although he couldn't see anything now, he could still feel the yin energy of the Human Face Tree in his hand.
Soon, the bowl was passed to Li Xiya.
Holding the bowl, he felt the breath of the human face tree, like five thunders hitting the top.
Li Xiya only looked at it for a while, then passed the bowl to Dr. Jiang, who pursed his lips and did not speak.
Tao Yao smiled and asked: "Mr. Li, how is it? Can you see anything?"
"I'm just an ordinary person, I can't see anything, but, why do you carry the human face tree with you, it's so inconvenient." Li Xiya said with a fake smile.
The bowl was passed back to Tao Yao, she put it back into her bag, and said with a light smile: "Of course it's good to carry such an important thing with you, what if someone breaks into and steals it?"
"It makes sense." Li Xiya said almost gnashing his teeth.
As soon as he finished speaking, he received a message on his mobile phone: The human face tree is fake.
After reading this message, Li Xiya was so angry that he wanted to flip the table on the spot (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.
However, he held back, after all, he couldn't beat so many people.
After dinner, everyone bid farewell and went home.
He Yanwo beat the king at home all afternoon, and continued to fight until after ten o'clock.
Poor He Yan, the rank has been stuck in the golden stage.
After winning one game in five rounds, he was so angry that he uninstalled it on the spot, and sent a screenshot to his circle of friends.
Accompanying text: Garbage games, ruin my youth.
issue!
After posting to Moments, He Yan yawned and fell asleep.
The moon is dark and the wind is high, which is a good time to steal.
When I went home today, Tao Yao specifically told He Yan that the human face tree was extremely sought after, and someone would definitely steal it. Recently, it was not safe at night.
He Yan nodded, and hammered his chest hard, expressing that he would let the thief come and go.
What a joke, even Di Jia's house dared to steal, so die!
He Yan is sleeping soundly on his back, but he doesn't know that there is a figure on the balcony window~
He is using a tool to pry the window, ready to come in through the window.
He Yan had a dream. He dreamed that he was looking for a toilet everywhere. He searched and searched, and he searched for a long time before he found the toilet.
In the end, there was no change for one yuan. The uncle said that there was no change to return, so He Yan asked He Yan to find the change and come back.
He Yan couldn't hold back anymore, immediately stuffed the 100 yuan into the uncle's hand, then went straight to the toilet, unbuttoned his pants and started to drain the water, threatening to piss on the 100 yuan, the uncle told him that the 100 yuan would be a membership It's stuck, next time he comes, he doesn't have to wait in line.
The sound of clattering made people feel more comfortable, and the bladder that was about to explode was relieved.
He Yan smiled comfortably.
hehehehehehehehehe~
Suddenly, He Yan opened his eyes suddenly, his legs felt wet, he quickly turned on the light and lifted the quilt.
The bed was wet and still steaming.
"It's over, it's over, the heroic Ultraman Tiga has wet the bed, and if word spreads, I'll be ruined." He Yan stood by the bed in his wet pants, looking at the wet sheet with panic.
If he doesn't dispose of this bed sheet as soon as possible, then tomorrow morning, there will be a news article saying:
Shock! ! !The most heroic and fearless Ultraman Tiga in the Ultra Star actually did such a thing in the middle of the night?Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?
Then there are pictures, He Gaoren squatting on the ground with his head in his hands in panic, and a wet sheet.
After imagining it, He Yan shivered violently, he absolutely couldn't let this kind of thing happen.
After thinking about it, He Yan quietly ran into Er Qiu's room, picked it up gently, and put it on his bed.
After finishing all this, He Yan quietly took a pair of clean trousers to the toilet to change, then went to the living room to find a bag to destroy the trousers.
"crunch"
He Yan pricked up his ears to hear the sound of the window being pried open, and listened carefully for a while.
The voice came from the balcony, He Yan didn't turn on the light, and walked over on tiptoe.
Looking over, a black figure was poking the window outside.
He Yan was dumbfounded, this is the fucking 23rd floor.
"Who are you? Come in, it's been rough recently." He Yan walked over and said.
The black figure was shocked, and before he could speak, He Yan opened the window and dragged him in.
He Yan poked his head out and looked around to see if anyone was following him. After making sure that no one was following the window on the 23rd floor, He Yan closed the window.
Everything happened so fast like a tornado!
The black shadow stood upright on the spot, dazed for a moment.
"Why are you outside at night, it's so dangerous." He Yan said while pulling him to sit on the sofa, and then turned on the light.
He Yan quietly walked into the kitchen, found a black bag and put his wet pants in it.
After thinking about it, He Yan stuffed the bag into the hands of the man in black, and said: "It's the first time we meet, Bendijia has nothing to give away, this is a little bit of Bendijia's care, you take it."
The man in black pinched the contents of the bag. There was water and it was warm, like a piece of cloth.
"Hand over the human face tree!" The man stood up abruptly, staring at He Yan viciously.
He Yan suddenly realized: "So, you came to steal the human face tree!"
The black shadow man was stunned, did he pretend so well?Only now can I see it.
Thinking of this, the man grinned.
He Yan pulled off his mask and said, "He looks very ordinary, why are you wearing a mask?"
"Hand over the human face tree!" The man stepped forward and grabbed He Yan by the collar.
He Yan blinked his eyes and asked, "What's Dad's dad's name?"
"Father, mother, childish, hand over the human face tree!" The man was out of breath, and his hands increased a bit.
He Yan gently pushed his hand and said, "Bendiga, get it from the room."
"Don't be so fucking deceitful, I'll go with you." The man took out a dagger and put it on He Yan's back.
He Yan had no choice but to lead the man towards his room. It just so happened that there was one more witness.
With a snap, the room light was turned on!
Er Qiu was still lying on the bed sprawled sleeping soundly. The man in black looked at the room full of Ultraman elements and couldn't help laughing.
"How could you do this!" He Yan suddenly exclaimed, startling the man in black.
Er Qiu also woke up from his sleep, and immediately got up on conditioned reflex, arched his body and made an escape appearance.
The Human-Mask Tree was furious, and the vines swung frantically to take the two of them down, and then Jiang Jianguo swung it with a few big mouths, and the Human-Mask Tree trembled from the beating.
Regarding this point, Jiang Baozhong didn't believe it, but he didn't expose Jiang Jianguo either.
After all, stay on the front line when doing things, so we can meet each other in the future.
Thinking of this, Jiang Baozhong asked: "Master He, I heard from Lao Jiang that you brought home the seeds of the human face tree, have you planted them yet?"
"You want to see?" He Yan narrowed his eyes and smiled.
Jiang Baozhong nodded: "I want to see, I, Old Jiang, have lived most of my life, and I have never seen a human face tree."
"Yaoyao, take out the things and show Xiao Jiang." He Yan shouted.
Li Xiya's heart skipped a beat, take something out?what?
Shouldn't that thing have been stolen back by the compatriots of the organization?
Tao Yao smiled brightly, and took out a bowl half filled with mud from the bag she was carrying.
"Here are the seeds of the human face tree, but it hasn't grown yet." Tao Yao smiled and handed the bowl to Chen Twelve who was beside him.
Chen Twelve looked at it for a while, and passed them on one by one. Although he couldn't see anything now, he could still feel the yin energy of the Human Face Tree in his hand.
Soon, the bowl was passed to Li Xiya.
Holding the bowl, he felt the breath of the human face tree, like five thunders hitting the top.
Li Xiya only looked at it for a while, then passed the bowl to Dr. Jiang, who pursed his lips and did not speak.
Tao Yao smiled and asked: "Mr. Li, how is it? Can you see anything?"
"I'm just an ordinary person, I can't see anything, but, why do you carry the human face tree with you, it's so inconvenient." Li Xiya said with a fake smile.
The bowl was passed back to Tao Yao, she put it back into her bag, and said with a light smile: "Of course it's good to carry such an important thing with you, what if someone breaks into and steals it?"
"It makes sense." Li Xiya said almost gnashing his teeth.
As soon as he finished speaking, he received a message on his mobile phone: The human face tree is fake.
After reading this message, Li Xiya was so angry that he wanted to flip the table on the spot (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.
However, he held back, after all, he couldn't beat so many people.
After dinner, everyone bid farewell and went home.
He Yanwo beat the king at home all afternoon, and continued to fight until after ten o'clock.
Poor He Yan, the rank has been stuck in the golden stage.
After winning one game in five rounds, he was so angry that he uninstalled it on the spot, and sent a screenshot to his circle of friends.
Accompanying text: Garbage games, ruin my youth.
issue!
After posting to Moments, He Yan yawned and fell asleep.
The moon is dark and the wind is high, which is a good time to steal.
When I went home today, Tao Yao specifically told He Yan that the human face tree was extremely sought after, and someone would definitely steal it. Recently, it was not safe at night.
He Yan nodded, and hammered his chest hard, expressing that he would let the thief come and go.
What a joke, even Di Jia's house dared to steal, so die!
He Yan is sleeping soundly on his back, but he doesn't know that there is a figure on the balcony window~
He is using a tool to pry the window, ready to come in through the window.
He Yan had a dream. He dreamed that he was looking for a toilet everywhere. He searched and searched, and he searched for a long time before he found the toilet.
In the end, there was no change for one yuan. The uncle said that there was no change to return, so He Yan asked He Yan to find the change and come back.
He Yan couldn't hold back anymore, immediately stuffed the 100 yuan into the uncle's hand, then went straight to the toilet, unbuttoned his pants and started to drain the water, threatening to piss on the 100 yuan, the uncle told him that the 100 yuan would be a membership It's stuck, next time he comes, he doesn't have to wait in line.
The sound of clattering made people feel more comfortable, and the bladder that was about to explode was relieved.
He Yan smiled comfortably.
hehehehehehehehehe~
Suddenly, He Yan opened his eyes suddenly, his legs felt wet, he quickly turned on the light and lifted the quilt.
The bed was wet and still steaming.
"It's over, it's over, the heroic Ultraman Tiga has wet the bed, and if word spreads, I'll be ruined." He Yan stood by the bed in his wet pants, looking at the wet sheet with panic.
If he doesn't dispose of this bed sheet as soon as possible, then tomorrow morning, there will be a news article saying:
Shock! ! !The most heroic and fearless Ultraman Tiga in the Ultra Star actually did such a thing in the middle of the night?Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?
Then there are pictures, He Gaoren squatting on the ground with his head in his hands in panic, and a wet sheet.
After imagining it, He Yan shivered violently, he absolutely couldn't let this kind of thing happen.
After thinking about it, He Yan quietly ran into Er Qiu's room, picked it up gently, and put it on his bed.
After finishing all this, He Yan quietly took a pair of clean trousers to the toilet to change, then went to the living room to find a bag to destroy the trousers.
"crunch"
He Yan pricked up his ears to hear the sound of the window being pried open, and listened carefully for a while.
The voice came from the balcony, He Yan didn't turn on the light, and walked over on tiptoe.
Looking over, a black figure was poking the window outside.
He Yan was dumbfounded, this is the fucking 23rd floor.
"Who are you? Come in, it's been rough recently." He Yan walked over and said.
The black figure was shocked, and before he could speak, He Yan opened the window and dragged him in.
He Yan poked his head out and looked around to see if anyone was following him. After making sure that no one was following the window on the 23rd floor, He Yan closed the window.
Everything happened so fast like a tornado!
The black shadow stood upright on the spot, dazed for a moment.
"Why are you outside at night, it's so dangerous." He Yan said while pulling him to sit on the sofa, and then turned on the light.
He Yan quietly walked into the kitchen, found a black bag and put his wet pants in it.
After thinking about it, He Yan stuffed the bag into the hands of the man in black, and said: "It's the first time we meet, Bendijia has nothing to give away, this is a little bit of Bendijia's care, you take it."
The man in black pinched the contents of the bag. There was water and it was warm, like a piece of cloth.
"Hand over the human face tree!" The man stood up abruptly, staring at He Yan viciously.
He Yan suddenly realized: "So, you came to steal the human face tree!"
The black shadow man was stunned, did he pretend so well?Only now can I see it.
Thinking of this, the man grinned.
He Yan pulled off his mask and said, "He looks very ordinary, why are you wearing a mask?"
"Hand over the human face tree!" The man stepped forward and grabbed He Yan by the collar.
He Yan blinked his eyes and asked, "What's Dad's dad's name?"
"Father, mother, childish, hand over the human face tree!" The man was out of breath, and his hands increased a bit.
He Yan gently pushed his hand and said, "Bendiga, get it from the room."
"Don't be so fucking deceitful, I'll go with you." The man took out a dagger and put it on He Yan's back.
He Yan had no choice but to lead the man towards his room. It just so happened that there was one more witness.
With a snap, the room light was turned on!
Er Qiu was still lying on the bed sprawled sleeping soundly. The man in black looked at the room full of Ultraman elements and couldn't help laughing.
"How could you do this!" He Yan suddenly exclaimed, startling the man in black.
Er Qiu also woke up from his sleep, and immediately got up on conditioned reflex, arched his body and made an escape appearance.
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