One punch and one ghost, you say this is mental illness?
Chapter 122 Cat Shit Coffee
It wasn't until the food was ready that Tao Yao knocked on He Yan's door.
He Yan's hair fell asleep like a chicken coop, and he sat at the dining table after washing.
The lizard stood aside in a daze, a little embarrassed.
"Bendiga won't abuse my little brother, sit down and eat together." He Yan asked the lizard to go to the kitchen to get a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and sat down to eat.
Tao Yao's craftsmanship is comparable to that of a five-star chef, and every dish he cooks is full of color, flavor and taste.
The lizard accidentally ate seven bowls of rice, and was dumbfounded by the second ball.
Two balls can only eat three bowls in one meal, so why bother to eat four bowls.
This guy eats as much as the two of them have in one meal, Er Qiu looked at He Yan calmly.
He Yan put down the bowl and chopsticks and hiccupped, "Lizard, you're such an idiot."
"Hey, that, sister-in-law's cooking is so delicious." Lizard rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.
The peach demon put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said to the lizard, "Go wash the dishes."
"Okay." Lizard smiled, and immediately packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen.
He Yan told Tao Yao about his plan, and he followed the lizard to find the official Sima later, and then took the opportunity to arrest him.
Tao Yao felt that it was indeed a good way to capture the thief first, so she agreed to the plan.
After eleven o'clock, the senior official Sima sent a location to the lizard.
It was a coffee shop, and there was no fixed place for Sima officials to meet with these subordinates, and he posted the location every time.
He Yan looked at the lizard with a pig's face and fell into thought. His appearance could easily arouse the vigilance of Sima Daguan.
Seeing this, the peach demon waved her small hand in front of the lizard's face, and the wound on the lizard's face immediately healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Wow, awesome." Lizard touched his face and exclaimed.
He Yan sneered: "Look at you who have never seen the world."
The three of them and one cat took a taxi to a coffee shop on Zhonghua Road in Jiangcheng.
He Yan and the others hid outside, while the lizard walked into the coffee shop with a bowl from the human face tree.
Seeing him go in, He Yan and the others followed quickly, and finally saw a senior official named Sima in a black robe in a corner.
He still covered himself in the big black robe, sitting there in a gloomy manner, even the waiter next to him didn't dare to get too close.
There was still a cup of coffee in front of Senior Official Sima.
He Yan and the others were sitting not far from them, observing the movements of the Sima officials.
The lizard handed the human face tree to the Sima official and whispered a few words.
After confirming again and again that it was indeed a human face tree, Senior Officer Sima drank the coffee in front of him, then stood up and said, "Remember to pay."
"Understood." Lizard nodded, looked at the back of Senior Official Sima leaving, curled his lips, his monthly salary was not high, and now he had to pay for a cup of coffee as a subordinate.
When He Yan and the others saw the high official Sima going out, they immediately followed.
"Waiter, pay the bill." The lizard sighed.
"Hi sir, the total is 88 yuan." The waitress stood in front of the lizard with a smile on her face: "WeChat or cash?"
The lizard widened its eyes and raised the decibel: "Do you want me 88 for a cup of coffee?"
"Sir, this is cat poop coffee." The young lady had a constant smile on her face.
The lizard got even more annoyed, and said loudly, "Cat poop is fucking used for coffee? I don't care if I don't call the police."
The waiter's face darkened: "Security, someone is making trouble here."
On the other side, He Yan, the two of them and the cat followed Sima into an alley.
Seemingly aware of it, when Senior Officer Sima reached the end of the alley, he turned into a bat and flew away with a bang.
He Yan widened his eyes, stomped his feet and said, "Bendiga hasn't seen how he changed yet."
"That's not the point, the point is that he took away the human face tree." Er Qiu said hastily.
He Yan exclaimed, what the fuck, he was about to chase after him.
The peach demon stopped him and said, "The human face tree won't be able to grow for a while. When will we break into them and kill them all at once."
"What Aifei said is very true." He Yan stopped and turned to look at Tao Yao.
Tao Yao's beautiful eyes widened, and she stretched out her hand to pinch He Yan's arm: "You are going to die."
The two were flirting, and Er Qiu silently pouted.
Show love and die fast.
Suddenly, He Yan's phone rang, and when he picked it up, it was a WeChat call from Lizard.
Yesterday, in order to take a screenshot of Li Xiya's oath, He Yan specially added a friend with the lizard.
Picking up the phone, He Yan asked, "What's wrong?"
"Brother, come and save me." Lizard yelled with a mournful face.
He Yan frowned: "What's wrong?"
"The coffee shop charged me 88 for a cup of broken coffee, and said it was cat poop coffee. Is it okay to drink coffee with cat poop? I didn't want to pay, so they called the exorcism police station to arrest me." Lizard Yue The more wronged I say.
In my heart, I scolded the eighteen generations of Sima Daguan's ancestors.
This damn Da Sima, what is not good to drink, he must drink cat feces.
He Yan hung up the phone and rubbed his chin. He suddenly felt that this lizard seemed to be an idiot.
"Forget it, let's go rescue him." He Yan sighed, took the car and went to the exorcism police station.
In addition to arresting ghosts who break the law, the Exorcism Police Station also arrests criminals.
The lizard was being interrogated in the interrogation room at this moment.
Jiang Baozhong was bored and interrogated the lizard himself. He held a baton in his hand and knocked it on the table: "Tell me, why do you eat the overlord's meal?"
"I don't have one, so the fuck I didn't drink it." The lizard explained.
Jiang Baozhong widened his eyes and said, "It wasn't you who drank it? It was also drunk by someone in your company. The waiter in the store said that your partner asked you to pay before leaving. Why didn't you pay?"
"A cup of coffee costs 88. That's robbery, police officer. He also added cat feces to the coffee, violating the food safety law." The lizard argued vigorously, and he didn't think he was wrong at all.
Hearing what he said, Jiang Baozhong laughed out loud.
He propped his hands on the table, leaned slightly, looked down at the lizard and said, "You idiot, you don't even know about cat poop coffee. Cat poop coffee is at this price, and you still obediently paid for it."
"I don't, I don't pay, it's unreasonable." Lizard shook his head three times.
"Father." Outside the interrogation room, Doctor Jiang in a white dress knocked on the glass window.
Beside her was Li Xiya who looked like a dog.
Hearing the sound, the lizard subconsciously turned his head to look, and his eyes met Li Xiya's.
Li Xiya turned pale with shock, and hurriedly stood a little further away.
The lizard quickly turned around and stared at his shoes.
With a bang, Jiang Baozhong hit the table again with a stick: "I'll interrogate you later, if you don't pay the money, you will be detained."
The lizard didn't dare to speak, and kept hanging its head.
Jiang Baozhong walked out of the interrogation room, smiling kindly: "Hey, why are you here?"
"Father, Xi Ya and I went out shopping, and we came here to deliver lunch to you as we passed by." Dr. Jiang smiled and raised the lunch box in his hand.
Li Xiya pretended to be casual and asked: "Uncle Jiang, what did that kid do?"
"He? Hehe, he didn't pay for a cup of cat poop coffee in a coffee shop, and threatened that the coffee contained cat poop, which violated the food safety law." Jiang Baozhong laughed all of a sudden.
Li Xiya twitched the corners of his mouth, blushing a little.
He Yan's hair fell asleep like a chicken coop, and he sat at the dining table after washing.
The lizard stood aside in a daze, a little embarrassed.
"Bendiga won't abuse my little brother, sit down and eat together." He Yan asked the lizard to go to the kitchen to get a pair of bowls and chopsticks, and sat down to eat.
Tao Yao's craftsmanship is comparable to that of a five-star chef, and every dish he cooks is full of color, flavor and taste.
The lizard accidentally ate seven bowls of rice, and was dumbfounded by the second ball.
Two balls can only eat three bowls in one meal, so why bother to eat four bowls.
This guy eats as much as the two of them have in one meal, Er Qiu looked at He Yan calmly.
He Yan put down the bowl and chopsticks and hiccupped, "Lizard, you're such an idiot."
"Hey, that, sister-in-law's cooking is so delicious." Lizard rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment.
The peach demon put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said to the lizard, "Go wash the dishes."
"Okay." Lizard smiled, and immediately packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen.
He Yan told Tao Yao about his plan, and he followed the lizard to find the official Sima later, and then took the opportunity to arrest him.
Tao Yao felt that it was indeed a good way to capture the thief first, so she agreed to the plan.
After eleven o'clock, the senior official Sima sent a location to the lizard.
It was a coffee shop, and there was no fixed place for Sima officials to meet with these subordinates, and he posted the location every time.
He Yan looked at the lizard with a pig's face and fell into thought. His appearance could easily arouse the vigilance of Sima Daguan.
Seeing this, the peach demon waved her small hand in front of the lizard's face, and the wound on the lizard's face immediately healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Wow, awesome." Lizard touched his face and exclaimed.
He Yan sneered: "Look at you who have never seen the world."
The three of them and one cat took a taxi to a coffee shop on Zhonghua Road in Jiangcheng.
He Yan and the others hid outside, while the lizard walked into the coffee shop with a bowl from the human face tree.
Seeing him go in, He Yan and the others followed quickly, and finally saw a senior official named Sima in a black robe in a corner.
He still covered himself in the big black robe, sitting there in a gloomy manner, even the waiter next to him didn't dare to get too close.
There was still a cup of coffee in front of Senior Official Sima.
He Yan and the others were sitting not far from them, observing the movements of the Sima officials.
The lizard handed the human face tree to the Sima official and whispered a few words.
After confirming again and again that it was indeed a human face tree, Senior Officer Sima drank the coffee in front of him, then stood up and said, "Remember to pay."
"Understood." Lizard nodded, looked at the back of Senior Official Sima leaving, curled his lips, his monthly salary was not high, and now he had to pay for a cup of coffee as a subordinate.
When He Yan and the others saw the high official Sima going out, they immediately followed.
"Waiter, pay the bill." The lizard sighed.
"Hi sir, the total is 88 yuan." The waitress stood in front of the lizard with a smile on her face: "WeChat or cash?"
The lizard widened its eyes and raised the decibel: "Do you want me 88 for a cup of coffee?"
"Sir, this is cat poop coffee." The young lady had a constant smile on her face.
The lizard got even more annoyed, and said loudly, "Cat poop is fucking used for coffee? I don't care if I don't call the police."
The waiter's face darkened: "Security, someone is making trouble here."
On the other side, He Yan, the two of them and the cat followed Sima into an alley.
Seemingly aware of it, when Senior Officer Sima reached the end of the alley, he turned into a bat and flew away with a bang.
He Yan widened his eyes, stomped his feet and said, "Bendiga hasn't seen how he changed yet."
"That's not the point, the point is that he took away the human face tree." Er Qiu said hastily.
He Yan exclaimed, what the fuck, he was about to chase after him.
The peach demon stopped him and said, "The human face tree won't be able to grow for a while. When will we break into them and kill them all at once."
"What Aifei said is very true." He Yan stopped and turned to look at Tao Yao.
Tao Yao's beautiful eyes widened, and she stretched out her hand to pinch He Yan's arm: "You are going to die."
The two were flirting, and Er Qiu silently pouted.
Show love and die fast.
Suddenly, He Yan's phone rang, and when he picked it up, it was a WeChat call from Lizard.
Yesterday, in order to take a screenshot of Li Xiya's oath, He Yan specially added a friend with the lizard.
Picking up the phone, He Yan asked, "What's wrong?"
"Brother, come and save me." Lizard yelled with a mournful face.
He Yan frowned: "What's wrong?"
"The coffee shop charged me 88 for a cup of broken coffee, and said it was cat poop coffee. Is it okay to drink coffee with cat poop? I didn't want to pay, so they called the exorcism police station to arrest me." Lizard Yue The more wronged I say.
In my heart, I scolded the eighteen generations of Sima Daguan's ancestors.
This damn Da Sima, what is not good to drink, he must drink cat feces.
He Yan hung up the phone and rubbed his chin. He suddenly felt that this lizard seemed to be an idiot.
"Forget it, let's go rescue him." He Yan sighed, took the car and went to the exorcism police station.
In addition to arresting ghosts who break the law, the Exorcism Police Station also arrests criminals.
The lizard was being interrogated in the interrogation room at this moment.
Jiang Baozhong was bored and interrogated the lizard himself. He held a baton in his hand and knocked it on the table: "Tell me, why do you eat the overlord's meal?"
"I don't have one, so the fuck I didn't drink it." The lizard explained.
Jiang Baozhong widened his eyes and said, "It wasn't you who drank it? It was also drunk by someone in your company. The waiter in the store said that your partner asked you to pay before leaving. Why didn't you pay?"
"A cup of coffee costs 88. That's robbery, police officer. He also added cat feces to the coffee, violating the food safety law." The lizard argued vigorously, and he didn't think he was wrong at all.
Hearing what he said, Jiang Baozhong laughed out loud.
He propped his hands on the table, leaned slightly, looked down at the lizard and said, "You idiot, you don't even know about cat poop coffee. Cat poop coffee is at this price, and you still obediently paid for it."
"I don't, I don't pay, it's unreasonable." Lizard shook his head three times.
"Father." Outside the interrogation room, Doctor Jiang in a white dress knocked on the glass window.
Beside her was Li Xiya who looked like a dog.
Hearing the sound, the lizard subconsciously turned his head to look, and his eyes met Li Xiya's.
Li Xiya turned pale with shock, and hurriedly stood a little further away.
The lizard quickly turned around and stared at his shoes.
With a bang, Jiang Baozhong hit the table again with a stick: "I'll interrogate you later, if you don't pay the money, you will be detained."
The lizard didn't dare to speak, and kept hanging its head.
Jiang Baozhong walked out of the interrogation room, smiling kindly: "Hey, why are you here?"
"Father, Xi Ya and I went out shopping, and we came here to deliver lunch to you as we passed by." Dr. Jiang smiled and raised the lunch box in his hand.
Li Xiya pretended to be casual and asked: "Uncle Jiang, what did that kid do?"
"He? Hehe, he didn't pay for a cup of cat poop coffee in a coffee shop, and threatened that the coffee contained cat poop, which violated the food safety law." Jiang Baozhong laughed all of a sudden.
Li Xiya twitched the corners of his mouth, blushing a little.
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