Honkai: My Pleasure System

Darkness, boundless darkness, the world that Uncle Chiyue sees is only darkness.

After a while or for a long time, whether it is an instant or an eternity.

Uncle Chi Yue didn't know that the time in this world seemed to have been swallowed up by darkness.

Finally, a ray of light broke through the dead darkness.

At the last moment when the light enveloped Uncle Chi Yue, Uncle Chi Yue seemed to see a vague figure.

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Chi Yue's eyes were blinded by the holy light.

The exposed area of ​​less than 1/3 of the hemisphere is very large and white.

As far as universality is concerned, according to the law of universal gravitation discovered by Newton, the reason why objects do not float into the air is the gravitational force of the earth.

Uncle Chiyue used the three laws of Newtonian mechanics that he learned in junior high school to explain why the white hemisphere can still not sag under the action of gravity and remain firm.

The action of force is mutual, since there is a downward gravitational force.

Then there must be an upward pulling force to maintain the balance of force, so that the white hemisphere can keep from drooping.

The deep ravine between the two white hemispheres is less than a finger wide.

It is conceivable how heavy the burden will be on the shoulders of the girl who provides the pulling force for the two white hemispheres.

What's more, the hemispheres will continue to rub against each other. It is conceivable how the two hemispheres that form the gully will be treated every day.

Uncle Chiyue looked at everything in front of him with a critical eye.

He completely ignored the girl's clenched fists, frowning brows, and the murderous aura emanating from her body.

Uncle Chiyue, who didn't know how to live or die, even glanced at the girl's small cherry mouth like a red agate.

In order to save Jifu's declining performance, Uncle Chiyue even wanted to use his words to buy Jifu's one-stop service.

If it weren't for the pleasure system, it was afraid that Uncle Chiyue would die young and die unexpectedly, and in the end, it couldn't graduate because the observation diary of raising the host could not be completed.

Blocked Uncle Chiyue's language function in time, interrupting what Uncle Chiyue wanted to say next:

"Girl, your lips are so beautiful, can you let me taste them carefully? I can count your teeth with my tongue."

The GDP of the prefecture will definitely increase by a few tenths of a percent.

Uncle Chiyue braked in time on the road to death, and lost the chance to get a commission!
What a joy, a joy.

"Bah!"

A sound like a truck hitting the skull made Uncle Chi Yue, who had just seen the light, fall into darkness again.

At the last moment when Uncle Chi Yue fell into darkness again, he seemed to vaguely see the figure of a village girl with purple hair.

And hearing her tone of reproach, what exactly is it?
Uncle Chiyue didn't know either, because he didn't know anything after that.

Next to Uncle Chiyue, there is a girl with white braids like a village girl who is the culprit.

The two big eyes, as bright as sapphires, were opened to the maximum, showing the anger contained in them.

Two groups of blushes appeared on the gelatin-like face, and the brows were tightly furrowed, showing the girl's shyness.

The girl at this time was undoubtedly showing her anger.

If it weren't for the huge smoking red envelope on Uncle Chiyue's head, and the white smoke from the girl's clenched fist.

I am afraid that any gentleman will not let go of the cordial interaction with this girl.

After all, who can resist a beautiful girl who is as cute as an angry cat, but not threatening?
Everything happened so fast that the purple-haired country girl-like girl was over before she could even react.

At the first moment when Uncle Chiyue was honorably killed, the beautiful girl like a village girl with purple hair approached Uncle Chiyue immediately.

The index finger and ring finger of the extended right hand approached Uncle Chiyue's upper lip.

After about 30 seconds, the purple-haired country girl-like girl felt the faint breathing of Uncle Chiyue, and then let out a long sigh of relief.

After all, the sound like a truck hitting a skull just now was really scary.

"Qiana, don't hit people with your hands!"

The purple-haired village girl turned her head to the side, and the white-haired girl named Qiyana said dotingly.

"But, Mei's eyes just now are like those greasy uncles in bars, it's disgusting."

"I didn't do it on purpose, I just punched my body instinctively."

If you ignore Kiyana's body that keeps approaching Mei, there is a completely different idiot-like smile on her delicate face.

And do what everyone knows Kiana would do to Mei.

(Luo sir's stand-in punishment hammer has already appeared, and the author full of survival desire can only let all readers imagine themselves).

I'm afraid that everyone will regard her as a poor little girl molested by a greasy uncle, a beautiful girl who is acting like a baby to her best friend in an attempt to get comfort.

"Bah!" There was another loud noise, and the body of the white-haired beautiful girl Qiyana fell in the direction of the unconscious Chi Yue.

At the critical moment, Qiyana supported the edge of the bed with one hand, and did not fall on Uncle Chiyue's body, and Uncle Chiyue lost his welfare.

Obviously our white-haired beautiful girl, Ms. Kiyana, underestimated Ms. Mei's shame, and overturned the car due to her poor driving skills.

However, what is completely different from our uncle Chiyue's otaku-like weak physical fitness is that he is a member of the Kaslana family of honorable knights who protect people's lives and safety.

Our Miss Kiana's physical fitness seems to be able to wrestle with the chariot-level Honkai beast, so naturally it is impossible to just fall down like this.

Ms. Mei's small face like a ripe red apple; eyes like purple emeralds, with a hint of mist, showing her shame and anger.

Our Miss Mei didn't realize at the moment how seductive her appearance was to a group of qualified gentlemen.

There was a trace of white smoke emitting from the white and tender fist like suet.

Revealing that our Miss Mei is the third green person, the rice cooker that has become a master suppresses the terrifying force of Miss Kaslana.

In an instant, a group of qualified gentlemen dismissed their ideas.

Otherwise, the next day, everyone might see the news that Luo sir's stand-in Criminal Law Hammer and Qianyan Army, as well as the internal prison of the West Wind Knights, were overloaded.

A suspicious white figure floated above the body of Uncle Chi lying dead, and the end of the figure was still connected to Uncle Chiyue's mouth.

This terrifying scene successfully allowed Miss Kiana to escape Mei's lecture.

Our motherly Miss Mei finally remembered that Uncle Chiyue, who was lying dead, was still in danger, and resumed the task of saving lives and healing the wounded.

Ignoring Ms. Kaslana who was guarding the safety of people's lives, Ms. Mei finally called the emergency number half an hour after the incident.

Listening to the "woo woo woo" ambulance bell, a certain busty girl of death drove Uncle Chi Yue, who had just boarded her boat, to the river bank again.

He didn't refund the river crossing fee paid by Uncle Chiyue, and rowed to the other side of the river bank without looking back.

Completely ignoring Uncle Chiyue's threat to tell her about her doctrinal loli boss about her forced fees, he ended his day's work.

Early morning in Changkong City.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw lights like stars. At this moment, Uncle Wang Quan felt that he was crawling out of the abyss to welcome the stars and his new life.

"Host, you are awake! Congratulations, you have become a beautiful girl with s-shaped bulge and back curl."

"In order to snatch the host's life from the god of death, according to the contract between the system and the host, I used the Niangniang spring on you."

"Although it has such an insignificant side effect of turning you into a beautiful girl, it saved your life."

"It also changed you from a little transparent greasy uncle to a beautiful girl who everyone loves."

"So why don't you praise me!"

A certain system said with dismay.

Uncle Chi Yue who had just woken up was taken aback. Since the brain was injured, his eyesight and thinking were somewhat confused.

Hearing that he had lost his little brother, he couldn't help but feel distraught, and then he put his hand under his crotch and squeezed it lightly.

"Well, it's still there (tsk wow, sir Luo warned, 20 words will be omitted below)"

However, Uncle Chiyue didn't notice at all the angels beside him in white clothes, Miss Kaslana, who guarded the people's safety, and a beautiful purple-haired girl who raised Miss Kaslana, and his best brother in normal times.

For a moment, the corridor outside the emergency room became dead silent.

Silence, silence is Changkong City Hospital tonight.

In the end, the angel in white clothes radiating holy light interrupted the silence, ending the death time of Uncle Chiyue.

"The patient's operation was successful, but the skull may have been hit by a big truck. What a crazy driver would hit this 16-year-old boy."

"Fortunately, although the area of ​​the brain that manages behavior is injured, it will recover after a while."

The angel in white said with some righteous indignation.

A certain Miss Kaslana smiled awkwardly.

Immediately afterwards, after Miss Angel left, Miss Kaslana started chatting with others.

Where there is Miss Kaslana, there is bound to be sunshine.

Under Miss Kaslana's enthusiasm, soon Uncle Chiyue, his protagonist brother who came out of a certain Long Aotian novel, and the third Miss Green became familiar with each other.

It's just that in this wind-blown Changkong City, can a boy with Amazon cells that can become Kamen Rider Amazon S really escape the fate of Kamen Rider?

The wind blew across Changkong City, and the teenager lying on the hospital bed absolutely did not allow anyone to destroy this beautiful city.

The boy who fights for a better tomorrow of mankind can give his life.

How long can the peaceful life last?

No one knows.It's just that compared to thinking about an uncertain future, teenagers want to live every day well in the present.

The wind blows through Changkong City.

The boy who was about to fall asleep had a vague dream of having dinner with his brother, the protagonist who came out of a certain Long Aotian novel.