Honkai: My Pleasure System

"Ding, Lingling..." The alarm clock rang on time.

Uncle Chiyue kicked off the quilt, rubbed the messy hair, and thought with some complaints in his heart:

Classes before time travel, and class after time travel, I'm going to burp, or I'll be absent from class today.

At this time, Uncle Chiyue no longer has the aura of sacrificing for the better future of mankind yesterday.

He opened the door and rushed downstairs, finishing the wash quickly.Go to the table and sit on a chair.

Uncle Chiyue took a look at Ye Mingyang's cooking, as usual, he is indeed my brother.

The whole person is full of the temperament of a good wife and mother, I don't know which guy (cross out) girl will be cheaper.

Wheat-yellow noodles, firm but not sticky.

Sprinkle a small handful of chopped green onions evenly on top, paired with a spoonful of ordinary meat sauce, it will greatly increase your appetite.

This is simply a delicacy in the world, Uncle Chi Yue thought in his heart.

"Gou System, how about I ask Aye to make another bowl for you and me to taste together?"

"It's a pity, you are not a person, you are a system, you can't eat it."

"My family's system was crying and fussing because it couldn't eat the noodles made by A Ye. It's so pitiful!"

"The host theory is better than you in not being human!"

At this time, Uncle Chi Yue's good brother Ye Mingyang also sat opposite to Uncle Chi Yue after finishing his busy work in the kitchen.

The atmosphere turned cold in an instant, and no one spoke, both of them ended their breakfast in peace.

When going out, Uncle Chi Yue casually put the shoulder bag on his shoulders.

And Ye Mingyang, as usual, quickly lifted the backpack and patted the clothes wrinkled by the schoolbag on his back.

Then I set off for school with Uncle Chiyue.

Everything is so calm, as if there is no difference from usual.

It's just that Uncle Chiyue replaced the backpack with a shoulder bag, and there was an extra notebook in the schoolbag.

Qianyu Academy.

Along the way, as usual, you can faintly hear girls chatting and discussing
"Master Ming Yang, you are so handsome!"

"That's right, that's right, today's Master Ming Yang is also full of manliness."

"The school uniform can't hide Master Ming Yang's strong biceps."

"I really want to be Lord Ming Yang's dog."

...It seems that something strange has been mixed in.

As for our protagonist, Uncle Chiyue, because of his outstanding weight, wearing a pair of old-fashioned black glasses, and his ordinary appearance, he naturally becomes the green leaves to accompany the red flowers.

But today, Uncle Chiyue walked into the classroom, walked to the classroom, walked to the classroom, took the second-to-last row by the window, and sat down.

In the end, he arrogantly ignored the teacher, rested his head on his arm, and just fell asleep on the desk.

"Host, there is something wrong with you! You usually have to take a look at Qiyana before class and then listen to the class seriously."

Uncle Chiyue didn't answer his father's question immediately.

Instead, he took out his notebook from his shoulder bag and put a hook on the back of the line where he went to sleep in class.

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Chi Yue calmly answered the question of the joy system: "Your uncle is still your uncle!"

Uncle Chi Yue fell asleep, and then talked with the system in his mind.

"The system, you said yesterday that you have tormented me for several months, but it's only been a month since I crossed over!"

"Can you please explain to me what's going on?"

In order to pass the boring time in class, Uncle Chiyue asked the Joy System.

"Gou Host, we also need to select people for our Shenzhou Traveler Job Increase Plan."

"It's not that individuals can traverse, but we must carefully observe the matching degree between the host and the system."

It was rare for Gou System to speak seriously.

"Compatibility?" Uncle Chiyue asked very curiously.

"Yes, before crossing, we generally conduct an observation period of 3 to 4 months on the host."

"Carry out detailed observations from the host's behavior, language, and social relationship, and then think about whether the system will get along with the host in the future?"

The system explained seriously.

"Go on."

Ignoring the teacher's caring eyes in class and Ye Mingyang's worried eyes.

Uncle Chiyue suddenly sat up straight and continued to talk with the system.

"At System University, learning how to observe the host is also a very important course."

"Every legal traversal system must memorize the system guidelines."

"For example, most of the systems require their hosts to have the condition that they sacrifice their lives to save others from death and that both parents are orphans."

"And the system must not harm the life of the host."

The system continued.

"Shouldn't the host's life be harmed?" Uncle Chi Yue murmured in a thoughtful tone.

"Of course I have complied with the legal system of the Shenzhou Traveler Employment Increase Plan to work with a certificate."

"It is many times stronger than those pheasant systems and illegal systems."

"So host, why don't you hurry up and call me good dad." The system said arrogantly.

"Dog system you..."

In this way, the time passed by one minute and one second under the one-person-one-system chat.

At noon, Uncle Chiyue ignored his good brother Ye Mingyang's resentful eyes that were distracted several times because he was worried about him and was questioned by the teacher, and walked quickly to the edge of the Qianyu campus wall.

"Ding! Mission name: Ruya today. System mission location: Inside Qianyu Academy."

"Limited time: half an hour. Task content: the first to strike first, and the second to suffer. A rice cooker, An dare to grab a wife from the host under the system."

"Go and tell Qiyana: Please date me on the premise of getting married!"

"One star in the system pleasure index. Task reward: 100 million in the current world currency."

"Task evaluation: For the host whose single dog age is equal to the age"

"In order to create a chance for the host to change its destiny, this is a task that the system has thought up with all its heart."

Just when Uncle Chiyue wanted to complete the joy of childhood, the system suddenly issued a task.

He almost frightened Uncle Chiyue, who was halfway up, lost his grip and fell down.

"Can the system change the content of the mission?" Chi Yue put away his usual flick, and then seriously asked the system.

"Host, there is something wrong with you, under normal circumstances, you should agree immediately."

"You don't care about the shame of human beings with your integrity, which is already a negative number, let alone this is 100 million."

The pleasure system said in surprise for the first time.

"A dying person, there is no need to delay a girl's future." Uncle Chi Yue rarely refuted the system's words, nor did he find his way back.

"Woooooooooo, host, you are really touching her mother to open the door for touching, touching her home."

"The virtue of taking the host as a negative, can actually say such touching words, I really laughed to death!"

The pleasure system first faked crying and then couldn't help laughing and said.

"Dog system you..."

"Ding! Task name: Your uncle, or your uncle."

"System mission location: Changkong City. Mission time, more than four hours."

"Mission content: A childhood without skipping classes is an unhappy childhood, let stupid human beings know that your uncle is still your uncle."

"Run, spin, jump, do a cool backflip and escape from the academy, sweating outside the school."

"System pleasure index: half a star."

"Mission reward: Yaya's stockings."

"Task evaluation: This is a three-no loli stocking, with a loli fragrance on it."

"Looking at the stockings, the author should be able to imagine the faint flesh color through the stockings."

"It can also be associated with the jelly-like legs behind the stockings. As a qualified LSP, wouldn't the host want to lick it?"

"For this, shouldn't the host bet everything?"

Just when Uncle Chiyue was about to get angry, a sentence from the Yue system made him even more angry.

As a qualified LSP, how can you only be satisfied with stockings?rather than going any further.

So the angry Uncle Chiyue climbed up the top of the tree and carefully jumped from the branch to the top of the outer edge of the school wall.

Immediately after closing his eyes, he launched the leap of faith in the Assassin's Creed that he exchanged for integrity before, and finally left gracefully.

Your uncle, or your uncle.

As Uncle Chiyue, how could he only be satisfied with supplementing the happiness of childhood, of course he wanted to add more joy to the fun.

Devil's hour.

In a daze, Uncle Chi Yue saw a figure with white hair rushing into the bar.

Kicked away a group of flesh-colored things beside him, and then flew away with Uncle Chiyue on his back.

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Chiyue knew nothing.

At the last moment of being drunk, he could only feel the girl's smooth back (actually it was smooth clothes), and vaguely smell the orchid breath from the girl's mouth.

Du Danhua dies under the sun, even a ghost is also romantic.

Uncle Chiyue closed his eyes peacefully with a contented mood.

"Ding! The host has completed the task. The task reward: Yaya's stockings. The reward has been distributed to the system space."

"Please ask the host to collect it in time. If it takes more than half an hour, the reward item will be randomly placed on any part of the host. Thank you for your participation."

Today's Uncle Chiyue is also marching towards the stars and the abyss.