Honkai: My Pleasure System

On February 2014, 2, it has been a month since I traveled to the world of Honkai with a dazed face.

I think back then I was the king, Chiyue, no, not right.I didn't start with that name either.

It's just because I used this name when I played Honkai III, so under the pressure of the Gou system, I had to be bound to this name.

What?Why do you say I want to cross?

Wasn't it because my wife, Qiyana, was so lonely on the moon under the knife and sword of the screenwriters of Honkai III!

The hatred of taking a wife is irreconcilable! ! !
In order to initiate a gorgeous betrayal to the screenwriter, I decided to learn modeling, apply for a modeler, and join Mi Huyou to kick off Big Viagra and reach the pinnacle of life!
Then throw the screenwriter into the player pile, let him 100 times, 100 times!
As a result, with my unremitting efforts for a month, I successfully became a member of the jobs of [-] traversers.

I thought that after time travel, I could reach the pinnacle of life.As a result, I encountered the Gou system, that sentence:
"Ding, your Baba has arrived, please sign for it." It has become a nightmare of my life.

I'm so stupid, really very stupid, why did I sign for this system at that time?

"So, host, when will you complete the task, and watch you being trained by me these past few months."

"Ah, no, it is to thrive under the tasks I posted. The rewards for the next task are definitely beyond your imagination!"

"Gou System, you must have said about training just now, right? I heard it clearly."

"And you are clearly called the Pleasure System, why can't I feel the slightest pleasure."

"Obviously on the first day of crossing, I was rich, really very rich (who objects?)."

"The 250 yuan bill is in my hand, but you issued a task for me to find a bridge hole in Changkong City and cover it with newspapers to spend the first night in the howling wind."

"If it weren't for Aye's timely arrival, he would even be blamed on Uncle Deng Dua Lang."

"You don't even want b-face to threaten me with a novice gift package."

"I have never seen such a brazen person, no, you are not a human, you are a dog system."

"The host, please don't slander the great system, at least the behavior of the host has made the system fully happy."

"According to the traversal terms signed by the host at that time as an equivalent exchange system will give the host the opportunity to change their fate."

"If the host is stubborn, the system will contact Sir Luo to safeguard the legitimate rights of the system."

"Gou System..."

"Ah Yue is coming down to eat!" It was interrupted by a quarrel between Uncle Chi Yue and his dog system Ba Ba.

Uncle Chiyue opened the door of his room and stepped on the carpet woven from the hair of precious beasts.

After stepping hard on two feet, he limped down from the second floor while leaning on the red-painted solid wood handrail.

Uncle Chi Yue just sat down, before he had time to do the most important cooking activity in his life, he met his good brother?Ye Mingyang's gentle watery eyes:
"Ah Yue, next time you can't step on the carpet so hard that you will sprain your feet easily."

"I see, I see, how could I sprain my ankle? Am I that stupid?" Uncle Chi Yue said disdainfully.

"Okay, okay, last time I don't know which little idiot slipped and sprained his foot when stepping on the carpet." Ye Mingyang said pampered.

Uncle Chiyue, can you admit it?Of course, it cannot be admitted that as the person who punched Otto in Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Kevin in Beihai Kindergarten in the future.

How could he admit such an unqualified thing?

So for a while, Uncle Chi Yue said something like "How can you be called stupid when it comes to the proletariat?"

"How can it be called stupid to reduce the gap between the rich and the poor and promote social harmony?"

"Aye, you will understand me" and the like.

The whole room is filled with the atmosphere of gay in gay.

Wait a minute, Master Chiyue seems to have noticed something is wrong?
"So host, you finally found out."

Before traveling through Honkai, the two of them went to the same school, and Aye's good temper was popular with girls, and his academic performance ranked first.

Good at everything, in the limelight, all the boys in the school seem to be the backdrop for his warrior glory.

After time travel, his father is a researcher of Destiny, and his mother is an A-rank Valkyrie of Destiny.

He has the ability to compete with the Herrscher of Rice, being gentle, considerate and careful.

The Qianyu Academy where he studied is called "the noble son of the empire".

There are also innate stigmata of Dracula's three-piece suit on his body.

Uncle Chiyue, who is the same gender but with vastly different fates, was at the bottom of his grades before time-traveling and was not good at anything, except staying at home drinking fat house water and watching comics and dramas.

If it weren't for Ye Mingyang's relief, he would have starved to death at home.

It will be even worse after crossing, not even giving Chi Yue a dog.

In the beginning, they could only put a small newspaper quilt under the bridge hole, and they couldn't even say yes to yes, and they almost got dua.

Thinking about it this way, isn't it just that the tall, rich, handsome male protagonist and his short, poor brother in a certain episode traveled to another world, and the brother turned into a copy of the blonde beauty?

"So, host, are you moved?"

"This system can provide you with Niangniangquan, which is colorless, odorless, non-toxic and harmless, and it is good for those who have used it!"

"It only takes one drop to make your dream of becoming a beautiful girl come true."

At this time, Uncle Chi Yue blushed, and roared at his dog system in the sea of ​​consciousness:
"Gou System, I treat you as a brother, but you want my brother's G2 to go on strike. Today I will rise up and die with you!"

"My host, you misunderstood. In fact, your brother Ye Mingyang is not allowed to drink, but you can drink it yourself!"

"Don't you host have the urge to become a beautiful girl at a certain moment in a certain stage of your life?"

"You go, you go away! You shouldn't stay in the car, you should stay under the car!"

At this time, Uncle Chiyue has been completely smoothed out by the system, leaving only Thurse.

Uncle Chiyue just weakly pointed at his dog system.

Uncle Chiyue would never admit that he was so moved for a moment.

Uncle Chiyue ended the daily relationship-enhancing activities with Gou.

Just as Uncle Chiyue picked up his chopsticks, he thought he could carry out the third indispensable cooking activity today.

He heard the voice of his good brother Ye Mingyang, so he had to suspend cooking activities.

"Ah Yue, the time is coming soon, what are you thinking about?"

Ye Mingyang frowned slightly, and said nervously.

"What else can I do with the salad, anyway, Aye, you don't have to worry about the natural stigmata, you won't turn into ashes under the third collapse, and the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge."

Uncle Chiyue said indifferently.

"You know that's not what I'm talking about." Ye Mingyang frowned even tighter.

"Aye, the rice you cook is even better than a certain rice cooker."

Uncle Chiyue shifted his gaze from Ye Mingyang's eyes to the food he was cooking.

"Bah!"

"You know that's not what I'm talking about. Don't change the subject. The third collapse is coming soon."

"You don't have a natural stigmata and you will definitely die in Honkai. I will plead with your parents to let you implant artificial stigmata."

Ye Mingyang slapped the dining table with both hands and made a loud noise, then supported his body and stood up, his hands that were close to the table were swollen and red, but at the moment he didn't care at all.

"No, no, absolutely not. If Aye, you find my parents and help me implant artificial stigmata, it may alarm Otto's old bastard."

"In case he finds out that we are neither from this world nor from this tree, and becomes interested in us, he wants to slice us up for research."

"Or thinking that we might stop his plan to resurrect Kallen and get rid of us. We can't take that risk."

Wang Quan Chiyue said helplessly and moved.

"Then you can use the Amazons cells provided by your novice gift package to become Kamen Rider Amazon!"

"In this way, you at least have a chance to survive the collapse." Ye Mingyang roared angrily.

"Aye, I want to die as a human being instead of turning into a man-eating monster."

"I don't even want to make this world a desperate world like Uncle Ren's because I might die, and then the corpse is used for research to create more Amazons.

"If possible, I also want to fight for a better tomorrow for mankind."

Uncle Chiyue continued with a bit of ease: "Aye, your food is so delicious, I will go upstairs to sleep when I am full."

"Snapped!"

"Wang Quan Chiyue, do you really want to be a human hero?"

"Become a warrior in a fairy tale? You don't take your own life seriously, thinking of sacrificing for mankind. What about me?"

"As your best friend, don't you care about me?" Ye Mingyang roared angrily.

For the first time, Wang Quan Chiyue looked at his friend and best brother in surprise. It was hard to imagine that the gentle and elegant Ye Mingyang would hit someone.

Accompanied by a crisp sound of b pocketing, there was already a red slap mark on his face.

For a moment, surprise and indescribable emotions covered up the pain. Seeing Ye Mingyang who had turned and left, Wang Quan Chiyue didn't know what to do or what to say and could only stand there blankly.

After 2 minutes, with the sound of "Bang!", Wang Quan Chiyue saw that the door of Ye Mingyang's room had been closed heavily, and then came back to his senses.

Wang Quan Chiyue didn't say anything or do anything, but slowly walked up to the second floor and opened the room.

After lying on the bed, Wang Quan Chiyue pulled the quilt over his head.

In the dark night sky, there is no starlight reflected in the room through the windows.

Only a few crow-like birdsong reminded Wang Quan Chiyue that the world named Honkai III hadn't stopped the wheel of time.

Both Wang Quan Chiyue and Ye Mingyang stayed up all night.

What Wang Quan Chiyue thought about was how to prevent her departure from causing more harm to her best friend.

What Ye Mingyang thinks about is how to keep his close friends from leaving him.

The night was long, long, and silent.