Honkai: My Pleasure System

At 11:30 noon, the No.1 civilian hospital in Changkong City.

Uncle Chiyue, who came back to the light from the darkness, thought that from the beginning of this book until now, he has been in the darkness most of the time.

I couldn't help complaining in my heart: This book might as well be called "Honkai: I've been sleeping, how do I clear this world?" "

Uncle Chiyue carefully looked at the place where he was awake.

The unknown ceiling, the needle inserted in the arm, the smell of disinfectant, and a white hairy ball beside him.

My wish not to go to school has come true.

After being injured for 100 days, Uncle Chiyue felt that it was necessary to take a good rest, so he turned over and planned to continue sleeping.

However, the softness from his lips made Uncle Chiyue sweat coldly on his hands and feet, and he lost all sleepiness in an instant.

A certain Miss Kaslana rested her arms on the head of the hospital bed on the other side of Uncle Chiyue, her delicate face was pressed against her arms, and her cherry-like mouth was slightly opened.

If you ignore her terrible sleeping appearance, and talk to her with words such as "Mei", "Hey", and "Sister Juice", you will still be a beautiful girl at the national level.

But now, Uncle Chiyue doesn't have the heart to appreciate this beautiful scenery at all.

The eyelashes of the beautiful girl Miss Qiyana have already started to tremble slightly.

If Miss Qiyana doesn't think of a suitable solution before she wakes up, then brother Yan Wang can praise Uncle Chiyue for his excellent body.

Uncle Chiyue's brain turned extremely fast in just 0.01 seconds, ignoring the pain of his brain in a life-or-death situation.

Finally, one second before Miss Qiyana woke up, Uncle Chiyue's head quickly moved in the opposite direction of Kiyana.

At the same time, he brought his index finger and ring finger close to Miss Kiyana's lips.

As for how a scumbag who is in college but can't pass the junior high school test paper can think of an emergency method as quickly as the protagonist of the novel?

The answer is naturally impossible to rely on Chi Yue himself.

At the moment of life and death, the Joy System released the mission out of righteousness.

"Ding! Mission name: Warning from the FFF regiment."

"Mission Location: Changkong City No.1 Civilian Hospital."

"Time limit: within ten seconds."

"Task content: Come up with a solution to the immediate situation."

"Mission Reward: The book is not finished now."

"System pleasure index: four stars."

"Task evaluation: If the host cannot complete the task, the system will eat at the child's table."

Excludes the "kindly" given by the dog system:

A. Ignore her reaction.

B. Help her count her teeth with her tongue.

C raised Kiyana's chin with his hand when she woke up, and said to her, "Woman, you have my attention."

I chose option D with a bunch of garbled characters.

The joyful system thought about it seriously, and didn't want to take the string of D options that displayed garbled characters as the correct option because it failed the social practice.

Then he told Uncle Chiyue with "giving Uncle Chiyue the content of saving his life as a reward".

Miss Qiyana, who had just woken up, was full of confusion in her eyes. She stretched her arms that had been stretched all night, and the fog in her sapphire-like eyes became less foggy.

Looking at the alluring appearance of Miss Qiyana who just woke up, Uncle Chiyue couldn't help but be attracted.

To be honest, if it weren't for the pressure from the S-rank Valkyrie Judas, Siegfried Kaslana would have launched that awesome blow.

Uncle Chiyue wanted to do what a beast should do to Qiyana.

There's no way, if it's not a man who can't do it, who wouldn't have some gentlemanly thoughts about the sleepy Kiyana.

"Hey! Why are my lips a little wet?"

Years of "Where's Dad?" The experience accumulated in the event enabled Ms. Kiana to stay alert even when she just woke up.

Looking at Miss Kiyana's frowning brows and clenched fists, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation.

I'll let you hurt more, Uncle Chiyue pointed to the scene of the crime with his other hand.

"A certain idiot drooled all over the bed while he was sleeping, and it even got on my fingers." Uncle Chi Yue said with a slap.

"Hey!" Miss Qiyana smiled silly with her head held high.

In this situation, Master Chiyue just wants to say: "md, Akuya!"

is not that right?The worm-like appearance of Miss Baimao Tuanzi is exactly like a copy of Aqua.

"Crack!"

There was a crisp sound of opening the door, and Ms. Mei walked into the ward with two boxes of bento, successfully diverting Qiyana's attention.

Without saying much, he just put a box of bento in his hand in front of Uncle Chiyue, then nodded slightly and smiled slightly, but this smile was a bit sad.

Looking at Mei Lei whose hands were shaking slightly when he handed over the lunch.

Uncle Chiyue knows that the only ones who can enter Leiden Mei's heart at this time are his father Leiden Ryoma, Baimao Duanzi Qiyana and brother Long Aotian who traveled a month earlier than him.

Holding on to make this tragedy-filled Honkai 3 world a little more warm, or some thoughts that cannot be expressed with the arrogant character of Uncle Chiyue.

Uncle Chiyue told Raiden Mei a story called Lu Luxiu who rebelled.

From the rebellious prince who rebelled against the empire in search of his sister, to the vicious terrorist in the eyes of the empire.

From the hero of the people of the world under the mask, to the identity of the tyrant emperor in order to save the world under the eyes of everyone.

During this process, the prince constantly gained strength, power, and information through his ingenuity, so as to constantly change his identity and define his identity color.

The clever Lei Dian Yayi heard that Uncle Chiyue was Mingxiu plank road secretly hiding in Chencang, and there was something in his words.

Feeling that Uncle Chiyue cares for him, the negative emotions in his heart are lessened, and he gradually opened up his heart to talk with Uncle Chiyue.

At the beginning, Ms. Kiyana would return to the owner with the Erha who seemed to be abandoned, and saw the pitiful eyes of the owner's new pet looking at Leiden Mei.

But soon Ms. Kiyana discovered that Uncle Chiyue did not have any special feelings for Mei.

Miss Kiyana quickly showed her sun-like side, and soon made Raiden Mei and Chiyue Uncle become friends.

Time passed by minute by minute.

Soon, the rumbling sound of the stomach and the sense of hunger transmitted to the brain made Uncle Chi Yue stop telling the story, and looked at the clock hanging on the wall, two hours had passed.

The food in the bento had already become cold, and as a last resort, Ms. Mei had to reheat it.

Gobbling down the heated bento, Uncle Chiyue couldn't help feeling: "Sister Mei, the bento you make is as delicious as A Ye's!"

At this time, Baimao Tuanzi's two cheeks were stuffed with food but he still said, "Yes, yes, Mei, the food you cook is really getting better and better!"

At this time, Ms. Mei asked a little depressed: "Qiana, is the bento this time really much better than the previous one?"

At this time, Baimao Tuanzi was speechless and just nodded.

The affirmative answer made Ms. Mei a little depressed.

Sighing, Ms. Mei went on to say: "This is the leftover bento that Classmate Ye and Xiao Chiyue ate together last night."

"I'm worried about letting you, Qiyana, take care of little Chiyue, so I brought it here on the way here!"

Miss Mei's maternity brilliance, and her image like Yamato Nadeko made Uncle Chiyue silently change his name from Uncle Raiden Mei to Sister Mei in his heart.

In the process of getting along, this rare warmth in the collapsed world made Uncle Chiyue acquiesce in the title of Little Chiyue.

It turned out that I really had dinner with Brother Long Aotian last night.

Thinking of this, Uncle Chiyue opened it, and took out a notebook and a ballpoint pen from the zipper of the schoolbag on the stool beside the hospital bed.

In the notebook, among the many things I haven't done, I crossed out the one that I had dinner with A Ye once.

Aware of the Herrscher of Rice, his sister Raiden Mei hurriedly changed the subject in the face of the soon-to-be-lost throne, Master Chiyue, and then asked about Yu Qiyana's affairs last night.

I was afraid that my sister would be overwhelmed, so I entered the password to log in to the large account, so that everyone from the entire Honkai III would come to eat.

Yesterday, a certain white-haired dumpling volunteered to take care of the injured Chi Yue because of guilt.

After yesterday's in-depth emotional explanation by Ms. Mei, the defender of people's lives and the strongest Valkyrie in the future (Ms. Kaslana named herself) Miss Kiana Knight.

Only then did I realize how seriously her actions would hurt Uncle Chi Yue.

Miss Kaslana is attending. Where's Dad? 》In the activities, I also encountered many people staring at her with greasy eyes.

However, at that time, she also used this strength to have friendly exchanges with those qualified gentlemen.

However, when Miss Baimao Tuanzi was ashamed and angry, she subconsciously exerted this force on her friend for the first time.

Where is the father who participated before? During the event, Miss Kaslana would not be responsible for those gentlemen after the cordial exchanges.

Therefore, the strength of Miss Kaslana's attack is guaranteed to be incapable of killing anyone.

The tragedy is that Uncle Chiyue is an otaku, without the physical fitness of the protagonist otaku in novels or anime.

How could the physical fitness of ordinary otaku be comparable to that group of qualified gentlemen?
Ever since, Uncle Chiyue was honored to be the first otaku with whom Miss Qiyana communicated cordially, and he almost "glorified his ancestors" because of this.

The time soon came to three o'clock in the afternoon.

Something unexpected happened. The security guard who was on vigil in the hospital last night looked at the video.

Suddenly, a male nurse wearing a white coat and behaving strangely walked into Uncle Chiyue's ward with a bottle of medicine at 2:54 in the morning.

At 2am, the medicine bottle disappeared from the hand of the strange male nurse.

Miss Angel, who learned about this from the security guard, hurriedly came to Uncle Chi Yue's room to check the room, and finally found a used medicine bottle in an inconspicuous corner.

The young Miss Angel was frightened into a cold sweat and hurriedly took Uncle Chi Yue through a series of examinations.

After a series of tossing with instruments, the inspection lasted for four hours, and the only thing missing was the biopsy of Uncle Chiyue.

In the end, it was only found that the recovery speed of the injury on Uncle Chiyue's skull was accelerated, and the examination results did not find any unfavorable changes in Uncle Chiyue's body.

Before leaving, Ms. Angel specifically asked Uncle Chiyue if she had any problems with this strange man who would speed up his pace every time under the surveillance video.

After getting a negative answer, Miss Angel worriedly told Uncle Chi Yue to pay more attention.

He said he could seek her help if necessary before leaving the ward.

After the warm-hearted Ms. Angel left the ward, she saw how sleepy Chiyue was, sister Mei pulled her Kaslana Erha and left the ward.

Before leaving, Uncle Chiyue also agreed to tell Qiyana the request of "The Rebellious Lu Luxiu" in detail.

After everyone left, thinking of a certain possible Uncle Chi Yue, he could no longer hold back his pretendingly sleepy face.

Obviously it's not winter yet, but that terrifying thought made Uncle Chi Yue seem to have turned into a popsicle.

After all, just today, someone took the first step towards ending being single in a sense.