It's so miserable, I was cheated by the system for 10 years at the beginning

The mighty farewell team looked friendly on the surface at this time.

A generation of emperor Li Shimin personally sent the holy monk to the west to learn scriptures, which will surely make a good story.

It is enough to show Li Shimin's attitude of loving the people.

However, Li Shimin's complexion changed after Li Fei tricked him into drinking the glass of mud worm wine.

Li Fei heard the sound of the system and saw the system manual.

"I become stronger when I push it horizontally": The host learns scriptures from the west, and pushes the ghosts and monsters encountered along the way, and you can get a lot of rewards.

The body and the soul are divided into horizontal pushing, and the object "conquered" by the host can be rewarded if any item of the body or mind has a huge fluctuation.

Soul points: The energy necessary to release the host's soul imprisonment, the more the better.

After the host's soul is released from imprisonment, if there are remaining soul points, it can help the host to improve the cultivation talent of the primordial spirit.

Example: The cultivation talent of a mortal is 5, and the cultivation talent of the demon king Sun Wukong is 100000000...

Li Feitong knows the usefulness of the system!

I'm going, just let me become the king of torture and kill everyone on the westward road!

For the purpose of the experiment, Li Fei tentatively said to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, is the wine good? If you want another drink, I'll put the dirt in for you!"

Pfft~ (the sound has a long history)
Li Shimin looked at Li Fei slightly angrily, and was so angry that he couldn't help letting out a loud fart.

After the release, Li Shimin froze, only his eyes rolled, and he glanced at the officials from the corner of his eye in disbelief. They didn't hear or smell it, it's embarrassing.

[Drip, Li Shimin pulled his trouser pockets, looking for a chance to kill the host.Reward: Speak the law with (a thousand miles) once, can be withdrawn and used]

Li Fei looked at the information given by the system in his mind, and he said what he said, and it was a thousand miles away.

Use result: Designate any creature, and it will be wiped out on the spot.

This is the method of a saint!
Li Fei fell in love, and immediately fell in love with system capabilities.

He ignored Li Shimin's resentful eyes, and quietly held the Zen stick.

As soon as he exerted force, the Zen stick was instantly crushed.

Li Fei knew that this was the nine-ring tin rod bestowed by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it was a Buddhist treasure.

The firmness is definitely enough.

And with a little force on my part, I let it deform, proving one thing.

That is my invincible physical body, still there!
Be confident, don't panic!

"Your Majesty, are you feeling unwell? Or you can send it here, I went to learn scriptures, and I will be back soon, hahaha."

Li Fei went on the road full of joy.

Li Shimin remained silent, his eyes already expressed his attitude.

[Drip, Li Shimin was physically and mentally frustrated, and scolded the host for being a dead bald donkey.Reward: A ray of innate star energy. 】

The innate star energy can temper the soul of the cultivator and stabilize his practice!

Li Fei raised the corner of his mouth again, what a good thing!
The system is so great, it's for my soul to be released, paving the way in advance!

Well, Li Er, you are stable on the outside and coquettish on the inside, and you talk a lot, should I get some more rewards from you?

"Huh? I'll just take this on the road?" Li Fei looked at a white horse beside him and the two bundles on its back.

In one bundle is a purple golden bowl for begging, wooden fish, a small hammer and some dry grain cakes.

In the other package are customs clearance certificates, several Buddhist scriptures and a valuable cassock.

Too shabby too!
"His Majesty?"

At this time, Wei Zheng, Yu Chigong and other elders saw Li Shimin's instability and came to help him.

As soon as I came here, I smelled embarrassment.

Several ministers looked at each other, out of loyalty to Li Shimin, they pretended not to hear it.

"I can satisfy whatever the holy monk wants, and I only hope that the holy monk will return soon!" Li Shimin said in a low voice holding his breath.

Several ministers felt that something was wrong, why did His Majesty change the name of the holy monk.

Didn't you still take one bite at a time before?

"Anything you want?" Li Fei grinned.

"No joke, the holy monk can do whatever he wants. It's getting late, so go get the scriptures earlier." Li Shimin said weakly, not wanting to see Li Fei again.

"I want money, silver, no, gold.

Lots of gold!

It's best to add some valuable items, the kind that are priceless. "Li Fei said sincerely, just kidding, let me go on the road without paying?
Do you really want me to beg for food?

Hearing this, Li Shimin:? ? ?
Wei Zheng, Yu Chigong and other ministers:? ? ?

"What is the holy monk saying? You want money?
Holy monk, you are a monk, how can you ask for money? "Wei Zheng said in disbelief, it's too weird for an eminent monk in the Tang Dynasty to ask for money.

"Don't interrupt the children when adults talk, who are you?" Li Fei tilted his head, his attitude was very arrogant.

That way, he doesn't look like a highly respected holy monk who lives in the street, brother Haonan, who is the leader of the ruffian world.

"Me? I'm Wei Zheng, have you forgotten the holy monk!"

Li Fei groaned, it turned out that it was Wei Zheng who had beheaded the Dragon King of Jinghe in his dream, but he was a genius.

"Does Master Wei think that I shouldn't take so many gold and silver treasures on the road?"

"Yes! Monastics go out, live in the wind, eat and sleep in the open, and ask for alms for self-cultivation! How can you bring a lot of money!"

Li Fei nodded, you are very knowledgeable!

"Ahem, you are wrong, Master Wei.

I don't want money for me personally. You all know me. I personally regard money as dung and don't care at all.

But I also thought that traveling all the way west will meet with pain.

Some afflictions need to be resolved with the Dharma.

Some afflictions require money to help.

So, I don't want His Majesty's money, but take His Majesty's money to do His Majesty's business.

Raise my great Tang Dynasty, the supreme national prestige!
Let people from all over the world know that the Tang Dynasty is prosperous and the number one in the prosperous age, and they will definitely come to pay tribute and bow their heads as ministers!

Although it is very hard to do this, whoever makes me a Tang person represents Datang, no matter how hard it is, I have to do it! "

Li Fei made it up, the more he said it, the smoother he said it, and he believed it.

At the end of the sentence, he sighed, looking so wronged.It seems to be saying, I am in trouble, you have to support me...

Can't help but secretly sigh, wandering in Chaos with Xiao Hei, listening to him flicker, really eloquent!

When Yu Chigong heard this, he slapped his thigh fiercely, "What the holy monk said makes sense! It's an act of meritorious service to show off the prestige of our country without spending a single soldier!"

Li Shimin glared fiercely at Yu Chigong, because of your third uncle and grandpa's reasoning, why are you making such a fuss, don't you see that he is just greedy for money!

Well, you stupid bald donkey, the fallacy is the same as the truth, I am speechless!

"Then give the holy monk a thousand taels of gold and silver, a carload of silk and satin, coral and emerald." Li Shimin gritted his teeth.

[Drip, Li Shimin has a black belly on the host, the dead monk is greedy for money, and he doesn't know if he is lustful or not.Reward: 100 soul points]

Li Fei smiled slightly, it was really heart-breaking, Li Eryi really couldn't tell from the surface that he had a bad stomach.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

"Well, the holy monk took over the belongings, so we can set off."

"Oh, don't worry, I'm hungry, I want to have a meal before leaving."

Li Shimin's stomach couldn't bear it anymore, and he rushed straight to the field, yelling: "Come on, prepare a seat for the holy monk!"

Li Fei looked at Li Shimin's actions and listened to his words, and instantly lost the mood to eat.

Can you bear to say this sentence again!

It made me so sick I didn't want to eat it.

"Who is that, I don't want to have a feast, so give me some meat." Li Fei turned around and shouted.

Everyone was stunned.

Li Fei also felt that this was wrong, and scratched his head in embarrassment, Ma De, no hair!
It's too uncomfortable not to drink a little wine!
"Give me all the fine wines from all over the world!"

Yuchi Gong's mansion.

At the banquet, the table is full of chicken, duck and fish, and the aroma of fine wines from all over the world.

Li Fei looked at the delicious food on the table, and began to eat it with big mouthfuls.

The wine is also drunk one after another.

The peanuts that Li Shimin was holding fell off the chopsticks.

Good guy, what about the Buddha's heart?

If you don't drink vegetarian wine, you will be firm!

His grandma, is this bald donkey playing tricks on me!

[The more Li Shimin thinks about it, the more angry he gets, the host gets a reward: immature flat peaches (extractable)]

[Li Shimin doesn't intend to let the host learn from the scriptures, he wants to kill the host.Reward: A trace of innate aura]

Hearing the system's voice, Li Fei looked at Li Shimin meaningfully, as well as the dazed ministers who accompanied him at the banquet.

He tore open the chicken leg, greasy mouth, and said with a smile: "They are all sinful things, and I am using the Great Buddha to save them.

The so-called wine and meat passed through the intestines, but the Buddha kept it in his heart.

If I don't go to hell, whoever loves will go in. Although eating and drinking like this is indecent, it is very meaningful! "

Li Shimin, Yu Chigong, Wei Zheng and the others looked at each other without saying a word, with suspicion in their eyes.

Is this monk still a holy monk with profound Buddhist teachings at the Water and Land Dharma Assembly?
He just talks nonsense with just one mouth!

"Holy Monk, you've been eating and drinking for three days, should you be on your way?"

"Eat for two more days, and I'll leave after gaining three catties." Li Fei raised his head and drank Fenjiu, belching heartily.

Li Shimin: *%￥@#!

[Drip, Li Shimin cursed in eighteen languages.Reward: Share Wealth and Wealth Card (can be withdrawn and used)]

[Yu Chigong feels that the host is different from ordinary monks, he has a forthright temperament and admires him very much.Reward: Fireball]

Ok?
Admiration can also be rewarded?
Li Fei was a little excited. The system said that you can get rewards for pushing horizontally. The meaning of horizontal pushing is similar to "conquer", right?
Conquest can be divided into good intentions and malicious ones, I understand.

Western Lingshan.

The Buddha Tathagata was preaching scriptures, and Guanyin Bodhisattva returned from the Tang Dynasty and told Tang Sanzang that the collection of scriptures had been arranged.

Tathagata is very satisfied. This time Tang Sanzang traveled to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, Buddhism can be spread from west to east, and it will flourish!
He counted with his fingers, wanting to see where Tang Sanzang had gone, and was shocked.

"I'll go, Guanyin, are you sure everything is arranged?"