It's so miserable, I was cheated by the system for 10 years at the beginning

"What does the Buddha mean? I have ordered Tang Xuanzang to go to the west to learn scriptures, and gave him a nine-ringed tin rod and a brocade cassock.

They also arranged for Sun Wukong, who was crushed under the Five Elements Mountain, as well as the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Marshal Tianpeng, and General Rolling Curtain to accompany him as guardians.

With everything in place, Tang Xuanzang should be approaching the boundary of the Five Elements Mountain at this time. "Guanyin reported impartially.

Tathagata shook his head, "Five Elements Mountain? Just figure out what Tang Xuanzang is doing!"

Guanyin did so.

Seeing Li Fei who was drinking and eating meat and hadn't set off yet, he almost fell off the lotus seat.

"This? Impossible!" Guanyin was stunned.

Tathagata sighed, the second disciple Jin Chanzi still can't do it in this life!
But Journey to the West has become a fixed number, and he must do it, so what should we do?
"He has violated the Buddhist precepts and is gluttonous. Venerable Guanyin, you go and urge him to go on the road, and plant a plague of locusts on the Tang Dynasty by the way, and give him a little punishment."

"Follow the decrees of the Buddha."

Enter Yuchi Gong's mansion.

Li Shimin summoned several generals, and said angrily: "All of you force that monk to death! I still don't believe I can't beat him!"

The military generals headed by Yu Chigong all have extraordinary drinking power.

But I have been drinking too much these days.

Very puzzled, "Your Majesty, if the holy monk is addicted to wine and meat all day long, who will go to learn scriptures for His Majesty? Now that there are locust plagues everywhere, is it a punishment from heaven?"

Li Shimin snorted coldly, "I think it is! That Xuanzang, with his dirty words and a set of persuasion, doesn't look like a holy monk.

God can't stand it, so come to punish!
I think he was too depressed before, it was all pretending.

After getting the decree of Guanyin Bodhisattva, I feel that I have a backer, asking for money, drinking and eating meat, a typical compensation psychology.

I still use him to learn scriptures?When he drinks too much and talks nonsense, I..."

"What do you want, Your Majesty?" Yu Chigong asked.

Li Shimin was silent and held a grudge, so he didn't tell me what the fuck I was doing.

At the banquet, Yu Chigong and other generals were instructed to give Li Fei the order to drink.

"Holy Monk, you just entered the wine world and don't know anything, I want to teach you the rules." Yuchi said with a smile.

The corners of Li Fei's mouth raised slightly, these guys knew what to pull as soon as they pouted their buttocks.

Fight with me?Want to drink me?

So where do my system rewards come from?
"General Yuchi is right. As the saying goes, the feelings are deep. Didn't General Yuchi say that he and I are as close as brothers? Come on."

Hearing this, Yuchi Gong looked at Li Shimin embarrassedly, and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Said: "Brother, bah, holy monk, today I will teach you that this wine has something to do with your future.

As the saying goes, one drink nine taels, that is the key training.

Look at you, you only talk and don't drink much, do you not seek to make progress? "

After finishing speaking, Li Shimin gave an encouraging look, yes, this is the rhythm!

Force him to death!
Li Fei became very interested, ouch, Yu Chigong has something.

"Yes, yes, no drinking, no future.

But I also heard that if a thousand cups are not poured, the official will be added sooner.General Yuchi, I'll fill this cup for you, don't forget my little brother when you get promoted in the future. "

Yuchi Gong's black face turned red, and he drank it all in one gulp, "It's easy to say, easy to say."

"Leading the whole process, that is the future leader, General Yuchi, drink!"

"One cup after another, the general can't fly if he drinks it. General Yuchi, drink it!"

"As long as your relationship is strong, you won't be afraid of stomach bleeding, General Yuchi, drink!"

"It's better to have a hole in the liver than to have a crack in the relationship. Your Majesty, don't be too busy laughing, drink it too!"

"Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it dry! Your Majesty, I will fill it up for you!"

"Thousands of waters and thousands of mountains are always love, it is really impossible not to drink this cup! Your Majesty, come again, drink well!"

Just because I took one look at you, I blushed from drinking.

After being persuaded to drink ten cups, Li Shimin became dizzy and scolded Tang Sanzang to the bottom.

Li Feide's system prompts for rewards, with a smirk on his face, I don't care, my name is Li Fei, and you scolding Tang Sanzang has nothing to do with me.

Sin Sanzang collar, reward me to take it.

Delicious.

[Drip, Yu Chigong changed his attitude, feeling that the host is shameless.Reward a divine beast egg]

[Drip, Li Shimin wants to strangle the host to death.Reward a Tao Te Ching]

[Drip, Li Shimin wants to eunuch the host.Reward soul point 198]

……

"I can't take it anymore!" Li Shimin threw his cup as a sign, and a large group of soldiers with swords rushed in and drew their swords at Li Fei.

Li Fei was enjoying the overwhelming system beeps, and when he saw the soldiers, he had no fear at all.

No saint can hurt me, you guys?

"What is the meaning of this, Your Majesty?"

Li Shimin's eyes were cold, he was tortured by Li Fei these days, and he was physically and mentally exhausted.

"No holy monk, locust plague!"

"Kill me because of this?"

"Of course, since you've admitted it, come and kill him on the spot!" Li Shimin shouted.

Li Fei was taken aback, good guy, did I go too far.

Coveting the rewards of the system, catching Li Er alone and trying hard, seeing how angry he is, hacking me to death on the spot?
"Ahem, Your Majesty's words are wrong, the locusts fell from the sky, not because I have no virtue.

On the contrary, I drink alcohol and eat meat. To save is to save the dead souls of animals and plants. It is a meritorious act, rewarded from heaven, and protects all peoples! "

God will reward?

Li Shimin was speechless, "Did I see it, you are just a talker, what kind of holy monk and Buddhism have nothing to do with you!

You said a reward from heaven, let me explain! "

Li Fei leaned comfortably on the huanghuali chair, holding a piece of firewood in his mouth.

"Okay, let me make it up for you."

As soon as these words came out, three black lines appeared on everyone's foreheads.

Holy monk, can you say so, ed?

"Ahem, this year's rain is not good, and the people's harvest is limited.

After the autumn harvest, there are still a large number of people in my Tang Dynasty who are not full of food and clothing.

The dead and wounded in the cold winter have been met.

Oh, I can't bear it!
That's why I ate and drank all day, and the heavens saw that I had broken the precepts to save the souls of the dead, that I had sacrificed myself for others, and that I had great merit, so they sent down locusts to cover the sky and cover the earth!

Your Majesty may not know that the locust is a great tonic and can be used as a meal!
You do not let the people catch and eat, but let them store enough food for the winter.

You still come to blame me and want to kill me, what a merit I have, if you kill me, Your Majesty really deserves the name of a virtuous king! "

Li Fei said seriously, saying that locusts can be eaten is true knowledge, and saying that he has merit is pure nonsense.

Even Avalokitesvara, who happened to be an ordinary person and came to torture Li Fei, couldn't stand it anymore.

I'll go, is this still that upright Buddha?

One mouth, it is old fritters.

"Can it really be eaten?" Li Shimin was dubious.

"Don't you know if you want to grab some and burn them?" Li Fei showed affirmative eyes. At this moment, he really felt sorry for the people who died of famine.

Cup of tea.

"Report! What the holy monk said is true. The imperial doctor of the imperial hospital has tested it. The locust is a great tonic, which can help the people survive the cold winter!" The soldier reported in surprise.

Li Shimin was stunned, and bowed his hands to Li Fei in shock, "It's my shallow knowledge and ignorance of my younger brother's deep meaning, so I have offended you a lot these days. It is really childish. Please forgive me, holy monk."

Li Fei nodded. Is it the younger brother again?Isn't it the holy monk and the bald donkey?
Li Shimin is good at this. There are so many emperors in history, only he dares to admit his mistakes and is willing to change.

great.

[Drip, Li Shimin is grateful to the host Shi Enpu for saving Wanmin.Reward: A Nine-Turn Golden Pill]

Hearing the reward, Li Fei was sure that Li Shimin was really grateful, "I forgive you.

Winter is approaching, and it's time for me to set off to seek the scriptures for His Majesty.

Today, I will be on my way, so Your Majesty and the pillars of the country will not have to see you off. "

Li Shimin smiled happily, "My brother Dade, come back someday, I will celebrate with the whole country!"

"it is good!"

At the banquet, Yu Chigong and other generals burst into tears when they learned that no common people would starve to death this year.

They couldn't help but nodded solemnly to each other, with guilt on their faces, "The holy monk is a good man, we have been misunderstood him, so ashamed."

In the corner, Guanyin Bodhisattva who turned into a soldier was stunned.

Where is this from?

Why do I feel that something is wrong?

nice guy?

Is he Tang Sanzang who I have tested the Buddha's heart?

What am I here for?

Is it still necessary to punish Tang Sanzang?

Alas, this situation is not easy to make a move!
Forget it, Tang Sanzang is willing to learn from the scriptures, that's all!

Guanyin Bodhisattva dissipated and returned to Lingshan, thinking that something was wrong, and she suffered from insomnia.

Li Fei, on the other hand, put on a brand-new monk's hat to cover the corned head, and led three horses on the road.

Immediately carry gold and silver, food and wine.

He was looking forward to it, very excited.

All the way to the west, you must complete the system indicators well, get rewards, and prepare for future practice!

Also, have you finally seen your favorite mythical character, Monkey King, Monkey King?
look forward to……

Brother Monkey, you are amazing, the mountains of the five elements can’t hold you down~
Humming a little song, Li Fei quickly left the border of the Tang Dynasty and entered the deep mountains and old forests.

The road is not easy to walk, and the atmosphere is also very strange.

The mountains are shrouded in green smoke, and it seems to be quiet, but no matter how you look at it, it looks like a monster.

Sometimes, it doesn't mean that a person is strong and invincible, he will also be afraid.

Li Fei is now, knowing that he is invincible in the Three Realms.

But a man was walking alone on the roadless mountain rocks, holding three horses in one hand and crossing the river.

I am always afraid that an ugly monster will appear from some corner to scare myself!