It's so miserable, I was cheated by the system for 10 years at the beginning

Riding the reincarnation tunnel is like riding a roller coaster, it's very exciting.

In the last second, it was still moving forward smoothly, and the surrounding stars were dotted with stars.

In the next second, the waterfall tilted, like jumping off a building.

For about an hour, Li Fei was dizzy, his eyes were dazzled, and he felt under his feet that he should have landed on land.

"My brother, the mountains are high and the rivers are far away. It's been a long time, and I don't know when we will meet again..."

???

Li Fei stabilized his figure, his mind gradually became clear, and he heard someone whispering in front of him.

Younger brother?

Li Fei, who was not sure about the situation, couldn't help asking three times in his mind.

who am I?
where am I?
What am I going to do?
Then slowly opened his eyes.

It was noon, and the sun was dazzling.

After getting used to it for a while, Li Fei squinted and saw a fat man in a golden dragon suit standing in front of him.

Wearing a golden crown on his head, he looked kind, with melancholy, and choked up several times while speaking.

Turning your head and looking around, there are guards of honor standing on both sides holding up flags and long plaques.

There was also a large group of middle-aged and elderly people who looked like ministers, waiting respectfully.

Li Feimeng, what's the matter?
The emperor, the courtiers, me?
What combination?
"Damn, please ask, what year is it now? Are you?" Li Fei asked doubtfully, didn't you mean that you have entered the world and experienced calamities?

"Yudi, what's the matter with you? This is the 13th year of Zhenguan, and I and the courtiers sent Yudi to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures." The unknown emperor wondered.

13 years of Zhenguan?
The Reign of Zhenguan?

Li Shimin!
With his rubbish historical knowledge, Li Fei instantly thought of key words.

Now it's Datang!
The emperor in front of him is Li Er!

I really have reached the period of Journey to the West!

well?wait!

The situation is not right, send Yudi to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures?
Younger brother?Is it referring to Tang Sanzang?
Then why are you talking to me?

Li Fei was puzzled, confused, and scratched the back of his head habitually.

Li Fei froze when he bent his thumb, index finger, and middle finger and grasped it.

My heart suddenly thumped.

What about my hair!

In a panic, Li Fei tore off his hat and touched it on his head.

What the hell!

Li Fei swears that he has never touched such a smooth surface!
It's like touching the surface of a hockey puck, without any bumps.

One touch to the end!
Li Fei felt chilled for a moment.

Wouldn't I be bald?
Li Fei felt that the sky was falling, and desperately touched it with both hands.

In the end, I have to accept that there is no fact on my head!
"I didn't drink vigorously either! Why did I become bald!" Li Fei cried, looking at the bronze mirror held by the maid, feeling extremely uncomfortable.

God, such a slippery head like a corned egg, it's not me, it can't be me!

God, earth, I regret it, the system, put me back, I will be born again!

The system is silent, Li Fei is worried and uncomfortable, the braised egg head is so ugly, woo woo~
Reluctantly exasperated, Li Fei uttered all the swear words accumulated for more than 20 years.

"Mad! Falk! Shet! Ollie! Thunder Gaba! Giao gaio..."

"Brother Yu, what's wrong with you? Why are you in such a panic? After chanting some strange spells, could it be that the Dragon King of Jinghe has come back to look for me again?" Li Er said in a hurry. .

Although he was saved, he still has lingering fears.

Royal brother!

Li Fei got it right now, so I became Tang Sanzang!

In the original book, he didn't know right from wrong, was timid and afraid of getting into trouble, and the Buddhist scripture monk who liked to cry when things happened!
"The dead Jinghe Dragon King is here again, and I said something nice for you, and he went back." Li Fei followed the words, and was in a very bad mood. He agreed to enter the world and experience calamity, so why did he play a role!
"That's good, that's good, come!" Li Er looked relaxed, then looked at the wine brought by the attendant, and said, "Your brother, you have worked so hard to learn scriptures for my great Tang Dynasty and save all sentient beings. move.

This journey is thousands of miles away, the journey is difficult, and there are countless temptations. "

Just as he was talking, Li Er bent down and squeezed a handful of soil into a glass of wine.

Said: "Brother Yu, you need to keep in mind: I would rather love a piece of soil from my hometown than ten thousand taels of gold from another country."

Then he picked up the wine glass and brought it to Li Fei.

Wei Zheng: "Your Majesty is holy, serve the wine in person, and be courteous to the corporal. With such a heart, you should be a virtuous king!"

General Yuchi Gong agreed: "Your Majesty will always be deeply moved by his deep friendship with his subjects."

Fang Xuanling: "Your Majesty can always send some thought-provoking words. If you expect so much, the holy monk should be very moved."

Li Fei listened to the courtiers not far away bragging about Li Er, and also nodded. He is a wise king and has no airs.

But when you look down and see the wine.

Li Fei's expression changed.

Wise bastard!

In the golden wine glass, the wine was cloudy, with a leaf of weed floating on the surface.

Under the weeds, a small head suddenly sticks out. If you look carefully, it is a small white bug.

In wandering swimming, the attitude is extremely arrogant.

Staring at Li Fei, he proudly lowered his head.

It seems to be saying, drink, if you dare to drink, I will dare to make you have diarrhea, the kind with weak legs.

Li Fei couldn't take it anymore, looked at Li Er, and saw his smile.

No matter how you look at it, it's a smirk!
Well, Li Er, are you playing tricks on me? Is there a festival?

"Your Majesty, monks don't drink alcohol." Li Fei had no choice but to blend into the role, accept the facts first, and take one step at a time.

Li Er smiled slightly, and took another glass of wine with the other hand, "This is vegetarian wine, drink this glass, and let me see your determination."

Li Fei raised his eyelids, damn it!You fucking deliberately glanced into the wine glass, you clearly saw that there were bugs in the wine you gave me!

You're acting like you're too kind, you're definitely messing with me!

Li Er, I have played the sage, I have trained the Jade Emperor, can I be tricked by you?
"Ahem, Your Majesty, that's not what you said.

I can't just drink it just because it is vegetarian wine. After all, vegetarian wine is also wine.

If I drink it, it proves that the Buddha's heart is not firm.

So what is the difference between drinking vegetarian wine and drinking meat wine?

That is breaking the precept!

Breaking the precept is only divided into one time and countless times. Since I am willing to drink vegetarian wine today, I will definitely make more mistakes in the future. How can I help His Majesty obtain the scriptures?
You say, right? "

A large group of courtiers booed, "That's the truth."

"The holy monk is worthy of being a holy monk. He always remembers fasting, which proves that the heart of seeking Buddha is very firm!"

"That's it." Li Er's expression froze slightly imperceptibly.

The corner of Li Fei's mouth raised slightly, fighting with me?

"Then why don't you drink it for me, Your Majesty, it's better than me drinking it.

From then on, I will go all the way west to seek Mahayana Buddhism, and to protect the people and the country for Your Majesty! "

The ministers: "The holy monk's words are reasonable."

Li Er glanced at the booing courtiers, which side are you helping!
At this point, thousands of pairs of eyes stared at him, Li Er hesitated, and tremblingly picked up the wine glass.

He is also a ruthless person, with his eyes closed, he drank it all in one gulp!

"Good!" Li Fei took the lead in applauding, and the officials followed suit.

Li Er's stomach also joined in the fun and applauded, gurgling~
[Drip, Tang Emperor Li Shimin scolded the host for being a dead bald donkey for daring to let me drink mud wine, I want to die.Destroying Li Shimin's inner success, reward: soul point*666]

[Drip, Li Shimin was furious and wanted to beat the host up.Reward: Cloud Climbing]

[Drip, Li Shimin said that the host is dead and the bald donkey said today, it looks like a different person.Reward: soul point*100]

Li Fei's eyes lit up when he heard the crisp system sound.

Destroying Li Shimin's inner success, rewarding soul points?Cloud climbing?