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Chapter 42 The night is too beautiful, come again
The Jade Emperor closed his eyes. The tens of thousands of years old man was like a three-year-old child at this moment. He closed his eyes, clasped his hands together, and silently made a wish.
"Whoo~"
After making a wish, the Jade Emperor blew out the candles, and all the immortals applauded.
"Cut the cake~"
Qin Yi was in charge of cutting the cake, and all the gods rushed forward!
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, everyone has a share, pay attention to safety, and don't have a stampede...Hey, hey, Erlangshen, you take good care of your Roaring Dog...The disabled are first~ Tieguai Li and Tiancanjiao, you two come here, I will cut a piece of fruit for you, you are welcome, you should be... Sister Chang'e, I will cut you a piece with chocolate, don't kiss my face so disgusting..."
After more than ten minutes, Qin Yi finally distributed the giant-sized cake to all the gods.
Everyone had a great time eating.
Seeing the happy smiles on the faces of every god, Qin Yi suddenly felt that he was a great show.
At this time, in the corner, Fairy Zixia stared at Qin Yi in the center of Lingxiao Palace.
In her eyes, Qin Yi is no longer Qin Yi, but Supreme Treasure!
Fairy Zixia's beautiful eyes are looking forward, the autumn water is full, and the air of sand sculpture exuded by Qin Yi's gestures fascinates her and makes her sink...
"Zixia, don't look, you are not suitable for him." Yue Lao, who had just finished eating the cake and still had cream hanging from the corner of his mouth, walked over.
Fairy Zixia frowned, and asked: "Yuelao, the celestial being has pulled out my Ziqing sword. You said before, whoever can pull out the Ziqing sword is the one I like?!"
Yuelao shook his head, "The old man calculated, although this angelic man is a mortal, he has at least seven or eight emotional lines attached to him. Do you want to fly moths to the flame?"
Fairy Zixia's beautiful eyes showed anger, and she stomped her feet, "I didn't expect that he is still a scumbag!"
"That's right, our celestial being is destined to be a flirtatious person, if a man is not flirtatious, he's a waste of a boy, hahaha..."
Fairy Zixia clenched her teeth, staring at Qin Yi not far away, lost in thought...
At the same time, the most interesting part of the annual meeting was the performances of various departments to enhance the atmosphere!
The Jade Emperor has 36 heavens in his palm and 72 lands under his jurisdiction. He is in charge of everything about gods, immortals, Buddhas, saints, the world, and the underworld. His power is boundless...
Therefore, Tianting, like the company, divided several departments according to different functions.
The first to present a performance is the Finance Department.
The head of the finance department is Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth. He joined forces with the head of the logistics department, the God of Cookery, to perform a cross talk.
"Crosstalk pays attention to four lessons, talking about learning and singing~"
"That's right!"
"Then I'll bring you the name of the dish I have always reported!"
"Okay!"
"Steaming bear paws... steaming... steaming... the new year comes in the first month, the first day of the new year..."
But because the cross talk skills were so poor, he didn't make any noise, and was booed by all the gods in the middle of the performance.
Zhao Gongming, the god of wealth, was also very embarrassed, so he quickly distributed red envelopes to apologize to everyone.
Qin Yi was lucky, he grabbed more than 1000 merit points and was able to exchange for an invisibility talisman in the Treasure Attic.
The next program is from the Ministry of War.
This is a martial arts duel, performed by Sun Wukong and Erlang God Yang Jian for everyone!
That scene stunned Qin Yi!
Fist to the flesh, the golden cudgel and the three-pointed knife collided continuously, sparks overflowed, dazzling...
But soon Qin Yi realized something was wrong, because at the end of the fight, Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen directly threw away their weapons, and the two wrestled into a ball and began to fight hand-to-hand, even pulling each other's hair and picking their nostrils.
"What are you looking at~"
"Look at you!"
"You try again?!"
"Just try it!"
"What are you looking at~"
"Made, work hard to create a miracle!"
……
At the beginning it was a performance, but in the end both sides became impatient, and the scene got out of hand. In the end, Monkey King and Erlang God were carried out of the Lingxiao Palace by the Four Heavenly Kings.
The Jade Emperor raised his forehead and couldn't help sighing, "Is this the program you prepared? It's unsightly, everyone? Do you still want the year-end award!"
"Your Majesty, Minister of Public Relations Chang'e~"
"Vice Minister of Public Relations Jiutian Xuannv~"
"The head of the public relations department, San Shengma~
……
"All members of the public relations department, present a dance for His Majesty."
Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen of the most beautiful fairies in the heaven walked into the dance floor and danced gracefully.
Dancing clear shadow, like in the world……
Qin Yi was fascinated by watching, unable to stop.
The dancing posture of every fairy is so ethereal and charming, and every frown and smile seems to be breathtaking.
"Stop stop~"
But the Jade Emperor was still dissatisfied and asked all members of the public relations department to step down.
The Jade Emperor whimpered while shaking his legs, "I said, your public relations department's show started tens of thousands of years ago, and the movements are always the same. I've been tired of watching it for a long time... Who else can show me an ingenious show. As long as I am satisfied, I will reward you with [-] merit points!"
The voice of the Jade Emperor fell to the ground, and the Lingxiao Palace was full of chatter, but no god was willing to stand up.
At this time, Qin Yi stepped forward again, shaking his head confidently, his hair flowing!
Anti-dandruff strength faction, of course Head & Shoulders!
Qin Yi, who is not troubled by dandruff, exudes self-confidence that makes all the immortals overwhelmed.
Weaver Girl: "Wow, the hair of the celestial angel is of good quality, black and shiny~"
Nine Heavens Profound Girl: "Yes, yes, it's not like my hair, which is dry and frizzy, with split ends. If I don't wash it for a day, dandruff will increase..."
Hearing the complaints from the fairies, Qin Yi took out a bottle of Head & Shoulders Hair Conditioner from his bosom.
"Sisters, women should be kind to themselves, use Head & Shoulders quickly, the dandruff will disappear, the hair will be more outstanding, plant essence, green hair care, you deserve it!"
After throwing the conditioner to several fairies, Qin Yi faced the Jade Emperor, took out his mobile phone and connected it to the audio system.
The Jade Emperor looked expectantly, "Oh, Angelist, do you want to give me a show?"
"That's right!"
"Okay, if I am satisfied with your program, the reward will be doubled, and I will reward you with [-] merit points!"
Qin Yi smiled slightly. To him, the [-] merit points are already in his pocket!
Because no one can resist the charm of "it"! ! !
"Brother Bajie, I need a middle parted hairstyle, please!"
"Okay old man!"
The altar envoy Zhu Bajie walked up to Qin Yi and combed Qin Yi's hairstyle with a nine-tooth nail rake.
Afterwards, Qin Yi said: "Hi everyone, I am a mortal trainee who has practiced for two and a half years. My name is Qin Yi. I like singing, dancing, rap and basketball. This is my first time performing in the Heavenly Court. Please support me, thank you~"
"music!"
Qin Yi gave an order, and a piece of pure music came out from the stereo.
Qin Yi suddenly picked up a basketball from his phone, and the immortals were at a loss, not knowing what it was!
Immediately afterwards, Qin Yi followed the rhythm of the music and began to dribble!
Left hand for right hand, crotch for back!
The corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth curled into a smile, "It's interesting!"
It's too late to say it!
The music suddenly changes and the tempo picks up!
Qin Yi threw away the basketball, turned his back to the Jade Emperor, and stepped forward, shoulders shaking up and down as if hemiplegia!
In the next second, inject the soul! ! !
"The night is too beautiful~baby~baby~
The night is too beautiful~baby~baby~
The night is so beautiful~
You walking towards me make me so ready to move
I've never had this feeling
CauseIgotacrushonyouwhoyou"
Qin Yi danced "The Night Is Too Beautiful", and instantly ignited the whole audience for no reason!
The Lingxiao Temple exploded, and all the gods stood up, dancing with Qin Yi.
but!
Can only be imitated, never surpassed!
Now Qin Yi has thoroughly understood every drumbeat, his movements are precise and in place, and he can do it in one go!
And after Ye Taimei finished dancing, Qin Yi danced to Xinbaodao and many other exciting dance music one after another.
In the end, all the gods danced together in the Pure Land of Bliss, having a great time, and releasing their passion with the music!
"Whoo~"
After making a wish, the Jade Emperor blew out the candles, and all the immortals applauded.
"Cut the cake~"
Qin Yi was in charge of cutting the cake, and all the gods rushed forward!
"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, everyone has a share, pay attention to safety, and don't have a stampede...Hey, hey, Erlangshen, you take good care of your Roaring Dog...The disabled are first~ Tieguai Li and Tiancanjiao, you two come here, I will cut a piece of fruit for you, you are welcome, you should be... Sister Chang'e, I will cut you a piece with chocolate, don't kiss my face so disgusting..."
After more than ten minutes, Qin Yi finally distributed the giant-sized cake to all the gods.
Everyone had a great time eating.
Seeing the happy smiles on the faces of every god, Qin Yi suddenly felt that he was a great show.
At this time, in the corner, Fairy Zixia stared at Qin Yi in the center of Lingxiao Palace.
In her eyes, Qin Yi is no longer Qin Yi, but Supreme Treasure!
Fairy Zixia's beautiful eyes are looking forward, the autumn water is full, and the air of sand sculpture exuded by Qin Yi's gestures fascinates her and makes her sink...
"Zixia, don't look, you are not suitable for him." Yue Lao, who had just finished eating the cake and still had cream hanging from the corner of his mouth, walked over.
Fairy Zixia frowned, and asked: "Yuelao, the celestial being has pulled out my Ziqing sword. You said before, whoever can pull out the Ziqing sword is the one I like?!"
Yuelao shook his head, "The old man calculated, although this angelic man is a mortal, he has at least seven or eight emotional lines attached to him. Do you want to fly moths to the flame?"
Fairy Zixia's beautiful eyes showed anger, and she stomped her feet, "I didn't expect that he is still a scumbag!"
"That's right, our celestial being is destined to be a flirtatious person, if a man is not flirtatious, he's a waste of a boy, hahaha..."
Fairy Zixia clenched her teeth, staring at Qin Yi not far away, lost in thought...
At the same time, the most interesting part of the annual meeting was the performances of various departments to enhance the atmosphere!
The Jade Emperor has 36 heavens in his palm and 72 lands under his jurisdiction. He is in charge of everything about gods, immortals, Buddhas, saints, the world, and the underworld. His power is boundless...
Therefore, Tianting, like the company, divided several departments according to different functions.
The first to present a performance is the Finance Department.
The head of the finance department is Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth. He joined forces with the head of the logistics department, the God of Cookery, to perform a cross talk.
"Crosstalk pays attention to four lessons, talking about learning and singing~"
"That's right!"
"Then I'll bring you the name of the dish I have always reported!"
"Okay!"
"Steaming bear paws... steaming... steaming... the new year comes in the first month, the first day of the new year..."
But because the cross talk skills were so poor, he didn't make any noise, and was booed by all the gods in the middle of the performance.
Zhao Gongming, the god of wealth, was also very embarrassed, so he quickly distributed red envelopes to apologize to everyone.
Qin Yi was lucky, he grabbed more than 1000 merit points and was able to exchange for an invisibility talisman in the Treasure Attic.
The next program is from the Ministry of War.
This is a martial arts duel, performed by Sun Wukong and Erlang God Yang Jian for everyone!
That scene stunned Qin Yi!
Fist to the flesh, the golden cudgel and the three-pointed knife collided continuously, sparks overflowed, dazzling...
But soon Qin Yi realized something was wrong, because at the end of the fight, Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen directly threw away their weapons, and the two wrestled into a ball and began to fight hand-to-hand, even pulling each other's hair and picking their nostrils.
"What are you looking at~"
"Look at you!"
"You try again?!"
"Just try it!"
"What are you looking at~"
"Made, work hard to create a miracle!"
……
At the beginning it was a performance, but in the end both sides became impatient, and the scene got out of hand. In the end, Monkey King and Erlang God were carried out of the Lingxiao Palace by the Four Heavenly Kings.
The Jade Emperor raised his forehead and couldn't help sighing, "Is this the program you prepared? It's unsightly, everyone? Do you still want the year-end award!"
"Your Majesty, Minister of Public Relations Chang'e~"
"Vice Minister of Public Relations Jiutian Xuannv~"
"The head of the public relations department, San Shengma~
……
"All members of the public relations department, present a dance for His Majesty."
Immediately afterwards, more than a dozen of the most beautiful fairies in the heaven walked into the dance floor and danced gracefully.
Dancing clear shadow, like in the world……
Qin Yi was fascinated by watching, unable to stop.
The dancing posture of every fairy is so ethereal and charming, and every frown and smile seems to be breathtaking.
"Stop stop~"
But the Jade Emperor was still dissatisfied and asked all members of the public relations department to step down.
The Jade Emperor whimpered while shaking his legs, "I said, your public relations department's show started tens of thousands of years ago, and the movements are always the same. I've been tired of watching it for a long time... Who else can show me an ingenious show. As long as I am satisfied, I will reward you with [-] merit points!"
The voice of the Jade Emperor fell to the ground, and the Lingxiao Palace was full of chatter, but no god was willing to stand up.
At this time, Qin Yi stepped forward again, shaking his head confidently, his hair flowing!
Anti-dandruff strength faction, of course Head & Shoulders!
Qin Yi, who is not troubled by dandruff, exudes self-confidence that makes all the immortals overwhelmed.
Weaver Girl: "Wow, the hair of the celestial angel is of good quality, black and shiny~"
Nine Heavens Profound Girl: "Yes, yes, it's not like my hair, which is dry and frizzy, with split ends. If I don't wash it for a day, dandruff will increase..."
Hearing the complaints from the fairies, Qin Yi took out a bottle of Head & Shoulders Hair Conditioner from his bosom.
"Sisters, women should be kind to themselves, use Head & Shoulders quickly, the dandruff will disappear, the hair will be more outstanding, plant essence, green hair care, you deserve it!"
After throwing the conditioner to several fairies, Qin Yi faced the Jade Emperor, took out his mobile phone and connected it to the audio system.
The Jade Emperor looked expectantly, "Oh, Angelist, do you want to give me a show?"
"That's right!"
"Okay, if I am satisfied with your program, the reward will be doubled, and I will reward you with [-] merit points!"
Qin Yi smiled slightly. To him, the [-] merit points are already in his pocket!
Because no one can resist the charm of "it"! ! !
"Brother Bajie, I need a middle parted hairstyle, please!"
"Okay old man!"
The altar envoy Zhu Bajie walked up to Qin Yi and combed Qin Yi's hairstyle with a nine-tooth nail rake.
Afterwards, Qin Yi said: "Hi everyone, I am a mortal trainee who has practiced for two and a half years. My name is Qin Yi. I like singing, dancing, rap and basketball. This is my first time performing in the Heavenly Court. Please support me, thank you~"
"music!"
Qin Yi gave an order, and a piece of pure music came out from the stereo.
Qin Yi suddenly picked up a basketball from his phone, and the immortals were at a loss, not knowing what it was!
Immediately afterwards, Qin Yi followed the rhythm of the music and began to dribble!
Left hand for right hand, crotch for back!
The corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth curled into a smile, "It's interesting!"
It's too late to say it!
The music suddenly changes and the tempo picks up!
Qin Yi threw away the basketball, turned his back to the Jade Emperor, and stepped forward, shoulders shaking up and down as if hemiplegia!
In the next second, inject the soul! ! !
"The night is too beautiful~baby~baby~
The night is too beautiful~baby~baby~
The night is so beautiful~
You walking towards me make me so ready to move
I've never had this feeling
CauseIgotacrushonyouwhoyou"
Qin Yi danced "The Night Is Too Beautiful", and instantly ignited the whole audience for no reason!
The Lingxiao Temple exploded, and all the gods stood up, dancing with Qin Yi.
but!
Can only be imitated, never surpassed!
Now Qin Yi has thoroughly understood every drumbeat, his movements are precise and in place, and he can do it in one go!
And after Ye Taimei finished dancing, Qin Yi danced to Xinbaodao and many other exciting dance music one after another.
In the end, all the gods danced together in the Pure Land of Bliss, having a great time, and releasing their passion with the music!
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