The chat group is full of world leaders
Chapter 43
After the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, there will be no more peaceful days in the Heavenly Court!
At the end of the annual meeting, all the gods surrounded Qin Yi and broke their heads, just for a batch of imported goods from the mortal world brought by Qin Yi.
"[Fick Razor], 360-degree rotating waterproof shaving, not only can shave the beard, but also shave wherever the hair grows. Mom no longer has to worry about my hair growth... Li Tianwang, this is suitable for you. You have a sloppy beard. You can exchange it with me with a fixed amulet... Well, this "Huanggang Simulation" is a gift for Nezha... You are welcome, looking forward to the next cooperation."
"[AJ's new basketball shoes], anti-fall, built-in air conditioner, warm in winter and cool in summer... Don't get excited, Barefoot Immortal, this treasure is tailor-made for you...Okay, I'll accept your Yishoudan."
"Coffee coffee, it tastes great, the source is Cordillera coffee beans, a warm haven for overtime dogs... Let's not talk about it, day traveler and night traveler, what do you two give me in exchange? If it's suitable, I will give you an extra box of [white and black], so you can sleep soundly at night!"
"Yiye Zhanmu fresh waterproof mask, the skin is firm and elastic, women, you should treat yourself better...Fairies, what are you still hesitating... Wait for Sister Chang'e, I am in a serious business, only accept cash, please respect yourself..."
"Footwear shoes for the elderly, comfortable and cushioned, full of shit feeling...don't snatch them..."
Soon, the goods Qin Yi bought from Pin Xixi were snatched up by all the gods.
At the same time, Qin Yi got a lot of treasures from Heaven.
What kind of invisibility talisman, wind-fixing pill, big flat peach...
There are even some living creatures!
For example, a jade rabbit from Chang'e's family, an old scalper from Taishang Laojun, and a heavenly horse from the Tianting Stables...
This gave Qin Yi a headache, thinking that after the instant noodle shop opened to make a profit, he would buy a site on the outskirts of the city to build his own zoo!
It has to be said that Qin Yiren has already drifted away!
In the end, Qin Yi and the Queen Mother talked on an equal footing, while the Seven Fairies were in charge of pressing Qin Yi's back and beating his legs, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv and the Goddess of Yaochi peeled grapes for him to eat...
The queen mother looked worried, "Messenger, my hair is much more dry and frizzy than it was thousands of years ago, do you think there is a way?"
Qin Yi took a closer look at the Queen Mother's hair, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "Queen Mother, with all due respect, your hair has a lot of gray matter, which hinders the development of hair follicles... How about this, when I have time, I will bring over the equipment and make you an oil-baked hair treatment, make air bangs, layer the top and add a montage mixed cut... Of course, it's good to apply essence milk, and it will be perfect with plasma perm."
The Queen Mother excitedly held Qin Yi's hand, her face full of gratitude, "Thank you to the messenger, then I'll wait for you to do my hair!"
"Brother Messenger, I want to do my hair~"
"Me too……"
Being dragged and begged by a group of fairies to "make their hair" for them, Qin Yi suddenly felt a sense of guilt!
This kind of feeling is indescribable, cut constantly, reason is still chaotic, it is parting sorrow...
There is no never-ending banquet in the world, and the music of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss finally came to an end.
From the Jade Emperor, Qin Yi received a reward of [-] merit points, and was also named an entertainment ambassador by the Jade Emperor. That is to say, Qin Yi will be the chief director of all the large-scale activities in the Heavenly Court in the future.
The annual meeting was completely over, and the gods returned to the mansion anxiously, eager to experience the modern objects exchanged from Qin Yi.
Qin Yi has also gained a lot and is ready to return to the mortal world.
But when Qin Yi just walked near the Queen Mother's Pond, a beautiful figure stood in front of him.
"Fairy Zixia?!" Qin Yi smiled.
Fairy Zixia stepped forward and faced Qin Yi face to face. There were complex emotions in her sharp and cold eyes, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
After a long stalemate, Qin Yi scratched his head and said, "Fairy Zixia, do you also want to do your hair first? I looked at your face shape, oval face, delicate features, suitable for princess cutting or big waves, wait for me to transport the equipment to heaven..."
"You are the one I like."
Qin Yi was interrupted by Fairy Zixia before he finished speaking.
Qin Yi frowned, "You~ what did you say?"
Fairy Zixia's beautiful face was full of seriousness, "You have drawn out my Ziqing sword, you are the one I was destined to love."
Qin Yi raised his forehead, "Ahem... what the hell are you talking about Journey to the West, the director is poisonous..."
Suddenly, Fairy Zixia grabbed Qin Yi's hand, and their faces were very close!
Qin Yi blushed immediately, because the person in front of him was not a mortal, but a fairy!
Fairy Zixia said, "What do you think of me?"
Qin Yi faltered, "Uh, fairy, you don't need to go into details about your beauty, what about your figure..."
Without further ado, Fairy Zixia lifted up her purple dress, and Qin Yi saw her long legs with fair, straight skin like creamy fat!
As expected of a fairy, her figure is in golden ratio!
Qin Yi swallowed a bit of saliva, "The fairy is fair and beautiful with long legs."
"Then do you like me?"
Qin Yi was stunned for a moment, it would be false to say that he didn't like it, so he nodded.
Fairy Zixia's face softened a little, and she smiled slightly.
This smile is like the spring breeze blowing over Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain infiltrating Jiuzhaigou...
Qin Yi was dumbfounded, the blood pressure in his brain rose, and a blood clot was about to form...
But Fairy Zixia's next sentence made Qin Yi dumbfounded!
"Okay, then I will go to the Jade Emperor to propose marriage now."
“Bridge Bean Sack!!!”
Qin Yi immediately grabbed Fairy Zixia, with a look of horror on his face, "You~ what are you going to do?"
"Propose marriage, it's our marriage."
"I'll go, have you made a mistake about your big sister? I'm a mortal, you're a fairy!"
"Seven Fairies and Dong Yong are married. The child of Weaver Girl and Girl Girl is seven years old this year and has already studied at Harvard in the mortal world."
Qin Yi shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Ahem, Fairy, listen to me, even if race is not an issue, when two people are together, the issue of age must be faced, right?"
"Age question?"
"That's right, the age issue...I'm 22 this year, and I belong to the Tiger, what about you!"
"I am six thousand eight hundred years old this year."
The corner of Qin Yi's mouth twitched, and he said earnestly: "Old girl, I'll chat with you...
Female Junior Holds Golden Bricks
Women's Big Thirty Send Jiangshan
Women's college three hundred give elixir
Three thousand women's colleges ranked in the fairy class
Female college thirty thousand queen mother feeding
Women's University 30 Buddha Gate Station
Women's University's 300 million fairy world is up to you
Women's University 3000 million six circles around you
Three hundred million one-year-old Jurassic girls
Women's University rubs the Milky Way with 3000 billion hands! "
After finishing speaking in one breath, Qin Yi was out of breath, took a break, and then said: "Ahem, let's not discuss the Milky Way and quantum mechanics...Fairy, we are more than 6000 years behind, three years old and a generation gap, how many gaps are there between us!"
Fairy Zixia raised her brows upside down, and said angrily, "What do you mean, are you rejecting me?"
Qin Yi felt that it was meaningless to continue talking, so he cut the mess with a sharp knife!
"Sorry, you're a nice guy."
"But I have a girlfriend."
After finishing speaking, Qin Yi turned around gracefully, swayed his hair parted in the middle, and moved with his heart!
He is so handsome and natural, thanks to the temperament bonus of "Ye Taimei".
Looking at the elegant back who waved her hand without taking away a cloud, Fairy Zixia's beautiful eyes sparked with anger.
That's right, a dignified fairy was issued a good person card by a mortal.
"Qin Yi, you can't escape!" Fairy Zixia clenched her teeth.
At this moment, Qin Yi had already entered Fairy Zixia's heart. In Fairy Zixia's mind, the elegant dribble under the crotch and slightly feminine dancing posture had made her more sure that such an outstanding person was her destined ideal!
At the end of the annual meeting, all the gods surrounded Qin Yi and broke their heads, just for a batch of imported goods from the mortal world brought by Qin Yi.
"[Fick Razor], 360-degree rotating waterproof shaving, not only can shave the beard, but also shave wherever the hair grows. Mom no longer has to worry about my hair growth... Li Tianwang, this is suitable for you. You have a sloppy beard. You can exchange it with me with a fixed amulet... Well, this "Huanggang Simulation" is a gift for Nezha... You are welcome, looking forward to the next cooperation."
"[AJ's new basketball shoes], anti-fall, built-in air conditioner, warm in winter and cool in summer... Don't get excited, Barefoot Immortal, this treasure is tailor-made for you...Okay, I'll accept your Yishoudan."
"Coffee coffee, it tastes great, the source is Cordillera coffee beans, a warm haven for overtime dogs... Let's not talk about it, day traveler and night traveler, what do you two give me in exchange? If it's suitable, I will give you an extra box of [white and black], so you can sleep soundly at night!"
"Yiye Zhanmu fresh waterproof mask, the skin is firm and elastic, women, you should treat yourself better...Fairies, what are you still hesitating... Wait for Sister Chang'e, I am in a serious business, only accept cash, please respect yourself..."
"Footwear shoes for the elderly, comfortable and cushioned, full of shit feeling...don't snatch them..."
Soon, the goods Qin Yi bought from Pin Xixi were snatched up by all the gods.
At the same time, Qin Yi got a lot of treasures from Heaven.
What kind of invisibility talisman, wind-fixing pill, big flat peach...
There are even some living creatures!
For example, a jade rabbit from Chang'e's family, an old scalper from Taishang Laojun, and a heavenly horse from the Tianting Stables...
This gave Qin Yi a headache, thinking that after the instant noodle shop opened to make a profit, he would buy a site on the outskirts of the city to build his own zoo!
It has to be said that Qin Yiren has already drifted away!
In the end, Qin Yi and the Queen Mother talked on an equal footing, while the Seven Fairies were in charge of pressing Qin Yi's back and beating his legs, and the Nine Heavens Xuannv and the Goddess of Yaochi peeled grapes for him to eat...
The queen mother looked worried, "Messenger, my hair is much more dry and frizzy than it was thousands of years ago, do you think there is a way?"
Qin Yi took a closer look at the Queen Mother's hair, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "Queen Mother, with all due respect, your hair has a lot of gray matter, which hinders the development of hair follicles... How about this, when I have time, I will bring over the equipment and make you an oil-baked hair treatment, make air bangs, layer the top and add a montage mixed cut... Of course, it's good to apply essence milk, and it will be perfect with plasma perm."
The Queen Mother excitedly held Qin Yi's hand, her face full of gratitude, "Thank you to the messenger, then I'll wait for you to do my hair!"
"Brother Messenger, I want to do my hair~"
"Me too……"
Being dragged and begged by a group of fairies to "make their hair" for them, Qin Yi suddenly felt a sense of guilt!
This kind of feeling is indescribable, cut constantly, reason is still chaotic, it is parting sorrow...
There is no never-ending banquet in the world, and the music of the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss finally came to an end.
From the Jade Emperor, Qin Yi received a reward of [-] merit points, and was also named an entertainment ambassador by the Jade Emperor. That is to say, Qin Yi will be the chief director of all the large-scale activities in the Heavenly Court in the future.
The annual meeting was completely over, and the gods returned to the mansion anxiously, eager to experience the modern objects exchanged from Qin Yi.
Qin Yi has also gained a lot and is ready to return to the mortal world.
But when Qin Yi just walked near the Queen Mother's Pond, a beautiful figure stood in front of him.
"Fairy Zixia?!" Qin Yi smiled.
Fairy Zixia stepped forward and faced Qin Yi face to face. There were complex emotions in her sharp and cold eyes, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.
After a long stalemate, Qin Yi scratched his head and said, "Fairy Zixia, do you also want to do your hair first? I looked at your face shape, oval face, delicate features, suitable for princess cutting or big waves, wait for me to transport the equipment to heaven..."
"You are the one I like."
Qin Yi was interrupted by Fairy Zixia before he finished speaking.
Qin Yi frowned, "You~ what did you say?"
Fairy Zixia's beautiful face was full of seriousness, "You have drawn out my Ziqing sword, you are the one I was destined to love."
Qin Yi raised his forehead, "Ahem... what the hell are you talking about Journey to the West, the director is poisonous..."
Suddenly, Fairy Zixia grabbed Qin Yi's hand, and their faces were very close!
Qin Yi blushed immediately, because the person in front of him was not a mortal, but a fairy!
Fairy Zixia said, "What do you think of me?"
Qin Yi faltered, "Uh, fairy, you don't need to go into details about your beauty, what about your figure..."
Without further ado, Fairy Zixia lifted up her purple dress, and Qin Yi saw her long legs with fair, straight skin like creamy fat!
As expected of a fairy, her figure is in golden ratio!
Qin Yi swallowed a bit of saliva, "The fairy is fair and beautiful with long legs."
"Then do you like me?"
Qin Yi was stunned for a moment, it would be false to say that he didn't like it, so he nodded.
Fairy Zixia's face softened a little, and she smiled slightly.
This smile is like the spring breeze blowing over Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain infiltrating Jiuzhaigou...
Qin Yi was dumbfounded, the blood pressure in his brain rose, and a blood clot was about to form...
But Fairy Zixia's next sentence made Qin Yi dumbfounded!
"Okay, then I will go to the Jade Emperor to propose marriage now."
“Bridge Bean Sack!!!”
Qin Yi immediately grabbed Fairy Zixia, with a look of horror on his face, "You~ what are you going to do?"
"Propose marriage, it's our marriage."
"I'll go, have you made a mistake about your big sister? I'm a mortal, you're a fairy!"
"Seven Fairies and Dong Yong are married. The child of Weaver Girl and Girl Girl is seven years old this year and has already studied at Harvard in the mortal world."
Qin Yi shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Ahem, Fairy, listen to me, even if race is not an issue, when two people are together, the issue of age must be faced, right?"
"Age question?"
"That's right, the age issue...I'm 22 this year, and I belong to the Tiger, what about you!"
"I am six thousand eight hundred years old this year."
The corner of Qin Yi's mouth twitched, and he said earnestly: "Old girl, I'll chat with you...
Female Junior Holds Golden Bricks
Women's Big Thirty Send Jiangshan
Women's college three hundred give elixir
Three thousand women's colleges ranked in the fairy class
Female college thirty thousand queen mother feeding
Women's University 30 Buddha Gate Station
Women's University's 300 million fairy world is up to you
Women's University 3000 million six circles around you
Three hundred million one-year-old Jurassic girls
Women's University rubs the Milky Way with 3000 billion hands! "
After finishing speaking in one breath, Qin Yi was out of breath, took a break, and then said: "Ahem, let's not discuss the Milky Way and quantum mechanics...Fairy, we are more than 6000 years behind, three years old and a generation gap, how many gaps are there between us!"
Fairy Zixia raised her brows upside down, and said angrily, "What do you mean, are you rejecting me?"
Qin Yi felt that it was meaningless to continue talking, so he cut the mess with a sharp knife!
"Sorry, you're a nice guy."
"But I have a girlfriend."
After finishing speaking, Qin Yi turned around gracefully, swayed his hair parted in the middle, and moved with his heart!
He is so handsome and natural, thanks to the temperament bonus of "Ye Taimei".
Looking at the elegant back who waved her hand without taking away a cloud, Fairy Zixia's beautiful eyes sparked with anger.
That's right, a dignified fairy was issued a good person card by a mortal.
"Qin Yi, you can't escape!" Fairy Zixia clenched her teeth.
At this moment, Qin Yi had already entered Fairy Zixia's heart. In Fairy Zixia's mind, the elegant dribble under the crotch and slightly feminine dancing posture had made her more sure that such an outstanding person was her destined ideal!
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