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Although the current Zhu Bajie has been canonized as the envoy of the altar, Qin Yi is at least also an angelic person. A newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, so he retorted: "What's wrong with me sitting with Sister Chang'e!"

"Hey, an ordinary person dares to insult a fairy. Believe it or not, I'll hit you with a nine-tooth rake until you kneel and beg for mercy!"

Qin Yi said coldly: "Whoever is afraid of whom, whoever can't be beeping, if you have the ability, touch it directly!"

"Hey I'm grumpy!"

Zhu Bajie was furious, and the wild boar's fangs bared out.

Immediately after Zhu Bajie grabbed it, the nine-toothed rake appeared in his hand!

Qin Yi was not to be outdone, and the bracelet flashed red.

"Kaka Kuka..."

Nanotechnology emerged in Tianting, and Iron Man's armor instantly covered Qin Yi's whole body.

Then, with a flash of white light, Qin Yi extracted the Qinglian Sword from the mobile phone warehouse!
"bass!"

The nine-toothed rake and the Qinglian sword collided together, and all the immortals were shocked. Qin Yi, a mortal, actually had a [-]-[-] fight with the messenger of the altar.

"Good boy, you actually got a set of iron shells to fool me, old pig, see if I don't..."

"fool!"

"Ouch~"

In the next second, Zhu Bajie was grabbed by the pig's ear by Monkey King, screaming in pain.

"Brother Monkey, what are you doing, I just had my ears pierced two days ago, the wound is still not healed, it hurts!" Zhu Bajie cried.

Sun Wukong smiled, "Idiot, Qin Yi is my grandson's brother, you dare to beat him, isn't your skin itchy?!"

"Oh, senior brother, if I knew he was your brother, how could my old pig do it!"

Sun Wukong let go of his hand, and patted Zhu Bajie on the head, "Idiot, hurry up and apologize to my brother!"

Zhu Bajie looked shy, "Little Messenger, it was my old pig who was reckless just now, how about...how about my old pig use this nine-toothed rake to give you a middle part?"

Qin Yi touched the Iron Man armor and shook his head, "Come on, I'm not Xiu'er."

"Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother is here!" Suddenly, there was a shout.

Behind the screen, a man and a woman walked out, dressed gracefully and luxuriously.

The male is naturally the Jade Emperor, and the female is also the Queen Mother.

The two sat on the dragon chair throne together.

All the gods at the wine table stood up and bowed to the couple.

Qin Yi also stood up and bowed down respectfully.

The Jade Emperor lightly stroked his beard, then smiled and said: "Come on, everyone pretends to be like a dog. Don't you know what kind of virtues you have in the group? Be equal!"

"Thank you Emperor Yu!"

When all the gods heard this, they relaxed one after another. It was similar to the annual meeting of the company. Everyone relaxed one by one.

Qin Yi's facial muscles became stiff, this is really not the heaven he imagined, none of these gods are in shape!
Afterwards, the annual meeting officially began, starting with the presenting session.

Because today is still the birthday of the Jade Emperor, all the gods have prepared gifts.

Tota Li Tianwang: "I send you a pair of emerald bracelets from Lingshan, Your Majesty will live a long and healthy life!"

Taibai Jinxing: "I send you a piece of colorful stone unearthed in the South China Sea, and wish Your Majesty the blessings of the East China Sea."

The Barefoot Immortal: "The minister presents a handmade donkey-hide gelatin cake, and I wish your Majesty Sanyang a happy life!"

Thunder God and Lightning Mother: "I sent home-made Nanfu batteries, super energy-gathering rings, one section is better than six sections!"

Taishang Laojun: "I sent you a pill for stretching your legs and staring at your eyes, which only melts in your mouth, but not in your hands!"

……

The gifts sent by the gods were not intentional, and Qin Yi's head was buzzing.

When the giant spirit sent a pair of maids to accompany the bed, the Jade Emperor couldn't bear it anymore.

"Ahem, giant spirit god, you can talk nonsense, don't send things indiscriminately, the Queen Mother is still here, and the maid's affairs are chatting privately online!"

The Queen Mother glared at the Jade Emperor, and said in a strange way: "Hey, you are still chatting privately~ Even if you give you ten maids, you can't do it!"

When a man is told he can't do it, he gets slapped in the face!
The Jade Emperor blushed, and immediately changed the subject, "Ahem~ All my loves, every year you send things that are not new, not as creative as mine, and I am tired..."

Suddenly, Qin Yi came out and stood in front of the Jade Emperor.

"Oh, the Angelist?" The Jade Emperor was surprised. He didn't expect Qin Yi to come to the annual meeting of the Heavenly Court.

Qin Yi smiled slightly, "Jade Emperor, I also prepared a gift for you."

"Interesting and interesting, I am very interested in gifts from the mortal world!"

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Qin Yi opened his hand and took out the things that had been stored in the warehouse in advance.

"Jade Emperor, this is Moutai wine, try it!"

Qin Yi presented the Jade Emperor with a bottle of Kweichow Moutai!
Everyone was curious and talked about it.

"Moutai? Wine from the mortal world?"

"I heard that Moutai is delicious, and everyone gets drunk~"

"My God, if it tastes better than the peach blossom wine from Heavenly Court, then I want to taste it..."

Under everyone's gaze, Qin Yi poured a cup for the Jade Emperor.

After the Jade Emperor drank it, he immediately enjoyed it, and then sighed, "The mouth is soft...good wine, good wine!!!"

"Jade Emperor, what's the taste, I want to taste it too!"

"My grandson is also a little envious and jealous!"

"Your Majesty, you can't eat alone..."

The corner of Qin Yi's mouth raised, "Everyone, don't worry, I've already prepared!"

Then Qin Yi took two boxes of Jiang Xiaobai, two boxes of whiskey, one box of Lafite wine, and German stout from the warehouse...

For this annual meeting, Qin Yi almost emptied out a bar!

After distributing the wine to each table, Qin Yi said with a smile: "My dear fairies, I am new here, please take care of me, please take care of me..."

Afterwards, Qin Yi took dozens of cigarettes from the warehouse, one box for each male fairy.

And female gods, each with a set of cosmetics.

For a moment, Qin Yi became one with all the gods in the heaven.

"This wine is delicious, Miss Qin, thank you very much!"

"Miss Qin, how do you use this cosmetic, I can't read the instruction manual..."

"Brother Qin, this Hongtashan Biliqun tastes good, can you send two more to my grandson!"

In just a quarter of an hour, Qin Yi became the protagonist of the Tianting annual meeting, and all the gods surrounded Qin Yi.

Qin Yi simply extracted all the disc players and stereos in the bar.

"Thunder Lord and Lightning Mother, please power on my device~"

"No Maotai!"

There was a loud thunderbolt, Qin Yi put on sunglasses, put on a fur coat, and played disc while talking to the wild wolf disco!

The venue quickly heated up. Hundreds of gods followed Qin Yi and danced the social shake. The scene made people stunned!
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were also very excited. They raised their wine glasses, stepped off the dragon chair, and blended into the center of the dance floor!

At this moment, it doesn't matter who the owner of Lingxiao Palace is, but in the center of the dance floor, Qin Yi, who is wearing a fur coat and singing and dancing, is the superstar of Heaven!

After a wave of rap, Qin Yi let go of Chang'e Fairy who had just learned to shake hands in his arms, turned off the sound, and the place fell silent.

Then, Qin Yi pushed a huge birthday cake to the Jade Emperor.

"Jade Emperor, I wish you a happy birthday!"

Afterwards, Qin Yi lit nine candles and sang the birthday song.

"Happy Birthday To You
HappyBirthdaydear Jade Emperor
Happy Birthday To You..."

At the end of a birthday song, the Jade Emperor was at a loss with tears in his eyes.

"This~ This is the most meaningful birthday I've had in tens of thousands of years. Thank you, Qin Yi, thank you." The Jade Emperor held Qin Yi's hand and choked up.

The immortals were also very moved, and wiped their moist eye sockets one after another.

Qin Yi shook his head, showing a motherly smile, "Old Tie, you are too polite, hurry up and blow out the candles~ I have to cut the cake in the next session!"