The strongest funny system

"The slaves obey."

"Well, yes, I'm tired, you can step back."

"It's that simple? Did the emperor forgive the servant?"

"What do you think?" Ning Yunlan couldn't stop laughing.

"Slaves dare not guess the heart of the holy dragon."

"Hahaha." Ning Yunlan burst into laughter, holding her belly, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. She laughed for a long time before pointing to Ouhe and saying, "Of course I won't let you go so easily, but I will give you A chance to make amends.”

"What is it?" Ouhe asked.

"In a few days, there will be an exchange meeting of various prestigious schools. Some of them need sports competitions. If you get three first places for our school, I will forgive you. Ah, no, I will spare you!" Ning Yun Lan giggled.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for not killing me." Ou He expressed his thanks aggrieved.

"Well, let's get flat."

"Thank you, your majesty, long live your majesty." Ouhe got up instantly, but he forgot that he was not wearing anything.

then…

Ning Yunlan's pretty face flushed, she hurriedly covered her eyes, lowered her head, and waved to Ouhe: "You'd better lie on my stomach."

"Your Majesty, please forgive me!" Ou He lay down again, trembling.

As long as his acting skills fit this "servant" status, then he has a lot of fancy points.

"Don't worry, I'm not a tyrant, I won't kill you." Ning Yunlan said, then stood up, "Wait a minute."

"Your servant obeys." Ouhe didn't know what he was doing, he was waiting quietly... What a f*ck.

"Come on, put this suit on me."

"Huh?" Ouhe took it subconsciously, and saw that it was a set of men's sports coats, and he thought it was Ning Yunlan's husband.

I don't know why, but seeing this suit, Ouhe resisted a little. I don't know if it's because she has a husband, or if she's resisting wearing someone else's clothes.

But if a gentleman is magnanimous for too long, he will get cold.

Ou He hurriedly put it on, and then said goodbye.

"Have you eaten yet?" Ning Yunlan suddenly asked when he was about to leave.

"No, no..." Ou He said.

In fact, he ate it, but the system asked him to say "no."

"Sit down and eat, there are plenty of meals."

"Slaves...slaves dare not."

pat.

Ning Yunlan slammed the chopsticks on the table, Long Yan was furious: "I told you to eat, you eat!"

"Okay, okay... Your Majesty calm down." Ouhe sat down nervously, and sat opposite Ning Yunlan.

Start to pick up the rice slowly.

"Why don't you add some vegetables, because I don't think what I cook is delicious enough?" Ning Yunlan raised her eyebrows, it's really like being with a king like a tiger.

"I don't dare to... I don't dare to eat meat..." Ouhe was about to lie down again, which made Ning Yunlan laugh.

She was annoyed, and patted the table again, "Sit down for me and eat well, can you stop being so childish, how long will you play this melodrama?"

"Ahem." Ouhe was also very embarrassed, and finally the fuck was over.

He ate the vegetables and ate like crazy.

He was also hungry for this play.

"Hmm..." It is always a pleasure to see others finish the dishes they have cooked. As a laborer, I am always very happy.

She Ning Yunlan... No one has had dinner with her for a long time.

Outside the window is the starry night sky, which is very close to the moon and very high.

Through Ouhe, she seemed to see a different scene.

before…

She can incorporate the entire starry sky at a glance.

But tonight... there was one more person standing in her way.

It feels weird, but good.

She was willing to accept the picture.

"Let me wash it." This is not a system task, but Ouhe's way of life.

He always respects those who work, as long as he is the one who moves the chopsticks, then he will definitely wash the dishes after eating.

This is what he has to do.

It is the greatest respect for workers.

"Oh, then go and wash." Ning Yunlan was stunned for a moment, and then a smile appeared on her face. It was the first and only time that she was able to step out of the balcony to enjoy the air without doing anything.

No one would like to be alone if they could be accompanied by someone, including Ning Yunlan.

She leaned on the railing, looked back at the man who was busy in the house, and felt much better for no reason.

"Don't stand out like that, be careful of slipping and falling." In the house, the man felt her gaze, glanced at the balcony, and warned.

then…

Ning Yunlan was stunned.

When she was used to being alone, someone suddenly cared about her safety. This nagging was extremely detrimental.

Ning Yunlan looked at the big boy who was washing the dishes in the house, and her heart seemed to melt slightly.

"Okay, I'm done washing, I'm leaving." Ouhe stood in the house, looked at her and smiled.

"Wait," Ning Yunlan suddenly stopped him and asked, "How did you get up here?"

"Climb up."

"It's so high, you climbed it?!" Ning Yunlan was shocked, and said, "Are you dying?"

"Ding, install beep, Ouhe quickly install beep, reward 500 fancy points." The system jumped out again.

So, Ou He said: "I always feel that I have to apologize to you, and I was in a hurry, so I didn't think so much."

"You!" Ning Yunlan was stunned, stared at Ouhe for a long time, and then said: "Why didn't I see that you are so stupid?"

"Hehe." Ouhe scratched his head, feeling very strange.

How come the people he meets are so special.

Zhang Jinhua was like this, Ning Yunlan was like this, and so was Shen Shishi, not to mention the weirder sister.

The people around him are always out of touch.

One second he was fighting her to death, and the next second he became friends... Well, friends, right?
"You are not allowed to do such dangerous things in the future. I am your principal, and you must listen to me."

"Yes, the servant knows."

Hearing this sentence, Ning Yunlan and Ouhe both laughed.

"Ding, take advantage of this atmosphere, quickly submit a request for an overnight stay!" The system appeared again, and the task it said was extremely scary, "Reward 3000 fancy points." It added.

then…

Ou He muttered for a long time before saying: "I, I..."

"What are you?" Ning Yunlan looked at him.

Feelings, you will also be embarrassed.

"I always feel that I'm sorry for you." Ouhe blinked and said.

In terms of pretending to be pitiful, no one can compare to him.

"Then what?" It would be a lie to say that she was not moved, the two bees had been scolding her all the time before, and they had become enemies, and now that Ou He softened, she accepted it.

"Don't take what I said to heart. It's all nonsense. Young people are like this now, and they speak freely. I hope you don't mind." Ouhe already had a plan on how to stay.

That is to pretend to be pitiful.

"Well, what then?" Ning Yunlan still looked at him.

"Aren't you willing to forgive me?" Ouhe's eyes were so red that he almost shed tears.

However... following Ning Yunlan's shocked gaze, there were really tears flashing, and they were about to drip! !

"I have forgiven you a long time ago. Who do you think I am? I have seen no matter how big the storm is, and I have heard no matter how poisonous it is. Why do you care about your small troubles?"

"I don't believe it!" Ouhe wept, "Pearl" landed on the floor with a thud, smashing Ning Yunlan's heart.

"Then how can you believe it?" Ning Yunlan said, at this moment, she actually had a feeling that she wanted to hug him, he... so pitiful.

"I want to stay here, I don't want to leave, otherwise, I will feel that you are still blaming me!" Ou He said while sobbing.

"You want to stay overnight at my house?" Ning Yunlan's eyes widened.