The strongest funny system

"Pfft!" Wang Daming spouted a mouthful of unswallowed rice, but was dodged by Ouhe sideways.

Then he scolded: "Ouhe, what are you crazy about doing?!"

"Why? You don't know what you did?" Bang, there was no nonsense, after finishing speaking, Ouhe punched Wang Daming in the stomach.

then…

The pillar behind Wang Daming cracked with a muffled sound.

And Wang Daming also slipped from Ou He's hand little by little, and sat paralyzed on the ground.

At this time, Ouhe used his feet instead, stepping on his chest, he really wished that his heart would explode with one step.

This insidious and cunning person not only wanted to beat him up for a trivial matter, but also reported him for tax evasion. He was completely in a rhythm to ruin him!
"Tell me, what did you do yourself!" At this time, the crowd was already surrounded by the audience, and it was different now. Everyone used to scold Ouhe, but now...everyone is his fan.

And Wang Daming... already fell off the altar.

"Brother He, what's the matter with this kid?" Xu Cong and the others rushed up, went up to beat the dog in the water, kicked Wang Daming a few times, then turned to look at Ouhe and asked.

Seeing this situation, Ouhe was moved in his heart.

The school is like this, the more people fight, the lighter the punishment.

Xu Cong and the others brought a dozen members of the "Dahe Gang" up, and everyone kicked Wang Daming. With such loyalty, how could Ouhe not be moved?
He picked up Wang Daming, pointed at Xu Cong and others and said to him, "God Wang, tell my brother what good deed you have done, otherwise, I will beat you up again, you scum!"

"I, I'll report..." If you still don't know why Ouhe is looking for him, then Wang Daming is not the school's male god.

Now, he is no match for Ouhe.

Otherwise, he wouldn't be a stumbling block to report the other party's tax evasion.

His life was of the utmost importance, so he still told Xu Cong and the others.

And his story about Wang Daming, through Xu Cong and the others, spread throughout the school in an instant.

He was so ambitious that Brother He was almost locked up by the police. If it weren't for the true feelings in the society, Brother He's life would have been ruined by Wang Daming!

At this time, under the leadership of the fat man who often buys cigarettes from Ouhe, Wang Daming's reputation has plummeted, and he has become a big idiot.

As for Ouhe, not only did he stop venting his anger, but also received applause and flowers.

He did the right thing, so he should punish Wang Daming like this.

In some people's eyes, he is still kind.

He almost went to jail after all.
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Everything was calm and Ouhe vented his anger, but there was a hurdle he couldn't get over.

How should I explain to Ning Yunlan?

licked her feet myself...

From her strong reaction that day, Ouhe felt that she had gotten into trouble again.

he…

don't know what to do.

then…

on saturday.

After the mission was issued by the system, Ouhe stood on the boat, unable to make a choice!

"One, bear the thorn and plead guilty, find a thorn, put it on your back naked, apologize to Ning Yunlan, and reward 1000 fancy points."

No, Ouhe strongly refuses this task.

"Second, bear the thorns and plead guilty, go find two thorns, put them on your back naked, apologize to Ning Yunlan, and reward 2000 fancy points."

No, Ouhe strongly refused again!
"Three, take the thorns and plead guilty, find three thorns, put them on your back naked, apologize to Ning Yunlan, and reward 3000 fancy points.

Ouhe: ...

finally.

On a dark and stormy night, a certain naked man carried a dozen thorns on his back, followed a mature woman, and followed him to Qingyun Community.

Ning Yunlan also lives in Qingyun Community.

then…

She cooked dinner by herself, and while she was eating, Ou He jumped in from the window.

Ning Yunlan was so shocked that she dropped her chopsticks.

then…

A grain of rice in her ruddy mouth could not withstand the oxidation of water vapor and fell on the table.

Ouhe bowed his body, covered the important parts of his lower body, and lay down in front of Ning Yunlan.

"Principal, I'm sorry, I'm here to apologize."

"puff!!"

Seeing this picture, Ning Yunlan immediately sprayed it.

A mouthful of rice sprinkled on Ou He's naked body, little by little, like snowflakes.

Ouhe bit his lips, raised his head, and looked at her aggrievedly, "Principal, please forgive me."

"..." Ning Yunlan also pursed her lips, because she felt uncomfortable and wanted to laugh. After a long time, she calmed down, looked at Ou He and said, "What do you want me to forgive you for?"

At this point, she has fully recovered.

She is a mature woman, and she won't be sad for too long because of those things, but Ouhe... Since she came to make fun of herself, she won't let him go easily.

"It's the last time I licked your feet. I did something wrong, and I will never dare again."

"And the future?" Ning Yunlan looked at him coldly.

Ouhe hurriedly lowered his head, not daring to meet her eyes.

"There is no future, I even said I don't dare, the meaning of the sentence is like this, saying I don't dare, it means that there is no future meaning, I will never lick your feet again."

"Ding, that's right, if you continue like this, the more humble you are, the more pitiful you are, the more wronged you are, the more fancy points you will be rewarded." At this time, the system voice rang in Ouhe's mind.

This is also the reason why Ouhe is so humble.

Once the task is done, there is no turning back.

"Are you talking back?" Ning Yunlan looked at the ashamed Ouhe, and burst into laughter.

Isn't this kid always very attractive? He also has this side of emotion?Well, if you know your mistakes, you can correct them, and your sincerity is enough. This is good and worthy of praise.

"No, slaves dare not."

"puff!!"

Ning Yunlan sprayed again.

Second time.

She is now in a state of punishing Ou He while eating.

But she really didn't expect that the other party would call herself a slave...

Is he still that brother Honghuhe?

Hahaha.

Ning Yunlan wanted to laugh.

But she's holding back.

"Ding, the self-proclaimed servant has completed the mission branch line, and will be rewarded with 500 fancy points." It turned out that it was another good thing done by the system.

"I really know my mistake, please the emperor punish me, or...or forgive me, I will never dare to pretend to beep in front of the emperor again."

"Hahaha!" Ouhe's words made Ning Yunlan, who was already on the verge of laughing, couldn't hold it back anymore.

She laughed so much that the whole Qingyun community could hear it.

This is a high-rise building, very high, and you can see a small half of Canghai City.

Walking out of the balcony, the evening breeze is blowing, and even the Honghu University in the distance can be seen. The scenery is very beautiful.

Ning Yunlan is also quite good at enjoying it.It took a lot of effort for Ouhe to climb in from the outside.

He is a second-level grand master, and he almost fell to his death several times.

Is this sincerity enough?

"Okay, don't be pitiful, it's not impossible for me to forgive you."

"Please tell your majesty, servants will absolutely obey." Ouhe's face was filled with aggrieved eyes, his eyes were full of dead gray.

These tasks given by the system are simply not done by humans.

But he accepted the task, and if he didn't finish it, he would be stunned by the system.

The system has a penalty mode, which is terrifying.

"Study hard and make progress every day." Ning Yunlan looked at him with a smile in his eyes.