The strongest funny system
Chapter 101
late at night.
Ouhe, who was lying in Ning Yunlan's house, could never have imagined this scene.
He actually...would sleep at home.
It seems that a day ago, they were still arguing to death, but tonight they not only ate, but also slept under the same roof?
And she's still a widow, so something will happen, right?
Hehe... Ouhe just thinks about it, although she is very beautiful, he can't stand this woman.
Such a mature person, he has never tried it, and he dare not try it.
The only one he likes is Mu Xiaotu.
fell asleep.
But it's weird.
It was like a dream.
In the dream, he felt refreshed all over, and a lump of soft flesh rubbed against his chest, pressing him tightly.
He hugged the warm body subconsciously, and then ravaged the upturned part, the feeling was very good and very real.
In the morning, the sun shines through the window.
Maybe it's because this place is a high-rise household, the sun is very hot today, Ouhe was very angry, and then he got a nosebleed.
Because there is really no way, the beauty in pajamas in front of me is too tempting.
She was beautiful, very beautiful. I used to look at her from a distance, but today... her face was right in front of him, on his left cheek, very close, and skin-to-skin.
Her eyebrows, nose, small lips, every part of her face is mature, that pink and rosy flesh, every inch of skin, is calling for a man to pick her up, and then swallow her in one gulp, Swallow her pretty face, swallow her majestic chest, and "cover" the beautiful springtime that cannot be covered by her skirt with her big hands.
Cover it with something else.
puff puff! !
Ouhe stared at this scene, stunned for a long time, finally came to his senses, and couldn't bear it any longer, and vomited blood.
Blood spurting.
And the woman, also awakened by his pious "blood sacrifice", looked at him sleepily, "Ouhe? Why are you here?"
"I still want to ask you!" Puff... Ouhe retreated to the bed while spraying nosebleeds.
Following him, his body also came out, and then both of them snorted with the woman.
then……
Ouhe stared at the blood on his thigh, then touched his nose, then looked at Ning Yunlan's "blood red panties", and said in shock: You are still a virgin? ! "
"get out!!"
With a flying kick, Ning Yunlan ignored her aunt who was a few days earlier, her blood was surging, and she kicked towards Ouhe.
The two, because of Ou He's words, returned to the original point again.
When "coming back", it also brought a special embarrassment and charm.
Ning Yunlan never imagined that he would sleepwalk on Ouhe's body and sleep with him all night! !
Her sleep quality has always been poor, and she has to get up several times a night, but for some reason, she slept surprisingly well last night! !
Simply poisonous!
And she came to the aunt herself, because she didn't take preventive measures in advance, so she got wet in Ouhe.
The second bee thought he had something to do with him last night, but the first reaction was not the aunt, but shouted: You are still a virgin? !
I'm on your head!
This is Ning Yunlan's most poisonous swearing.
When I went in the morning, because it was Monday, they had a ceremony, Ning Yunlan took the stage to speak under respectful eyes, and then accidentally looked in the direction, and saw that silly Bi Ouhe.
This hateful man even smiled at her.
Horse's.
Ning Yunlan slapped the podium angrily, shaking her head, her expression was solemn, she bent her body, terrified.
, why are you angry?
Tomorrow is the major exchange meeting, we Red Lake must take the first place, otherwise! ! "Ning Yunlan took a deep breath, adjusted her emotions, did not look at that annoying Ouhe, and said softly: "...I can't spare you. "
"~~~"
Hearing the words, they all trembled, what's wrong with this woman! !
It's terrible.
Ouhe, who was lying in Ning Yunlan's house, could never have imagined this scene.
He actually...would sleep at home.
It seems that a day ago, they were still arguing to death, but tonight they not only ate, but also slept under the same roof?
And she's still a widow, so something will happen, right?
Hehe... Ouhe just thinks about it, although she is very beautiful, he can't stand this woman.
Such a mature person, he has never tried it, and he dare not try it.
The only one he likes is Mu Xiaotu.
fell asleep.
But it's weird.
It was like a dream.
In the dream, he felt refreshed all over, and a lump of soft flesh rubbed against his chest, pressing him tightly.
He hugged the warm body subconsciously, and then ravaged the upturned part, the feeling was very good and very real.
In the morning, the sun shines through the window.
Maybe it's because this place is a high-rise household, the sun is very hot today, Ouhe was very angry, and then he got a nosebleed.
Because there is really no way, the beauty in pajamas in front of me is too tempting.
She was beautiful, very beautiful. I used to look at her from a distance, but today... her face was right in front of him, on his left cheek, very close, and skin-to-skin.
Her eyebrows, nose, small lips, every part of her face is mature, that pink and rosy flesh, every inch of skin, is calling for a man to pick her up, and then swallow her in one gulp, Swallow her pretty face, swallow her majestic chest, and "cover" the beautiful springtime that cannot be covered by her skirt with her big hands.
Cover it with something else.
puff puff! !
Ouhe stared at this scene, stunned for a long time, finally came to his senses, and couldn't bear it any longer, and vomited blood.
Blood spurting.
And the woman, also awakened by his pious "blood sacrifice", looked at him sleepily, "Ouhe? Why are you here?"
"I still want to ask you!" Puff... Ouhe retreated to the bed while spraying nosebleeds.
Following him, his body also came out, and then both of them snorted with the woman.
then……
Ouhe stared at the blood on his thigh, then touched his nose, then looked at Ning Yunlan's "blood red panties", and said in shock: You are still a virgin? ! "
"get out!!"
With a flying kick, Ning Yunlan ignored her aunt who was a few days earlier, her blood was surging, and she kicked towards Ouhe.
The two, because of Ou He's words, returned to the original point again.
When "coming back", it also brought a special embarrassment and charm.
Ning Yunlan never imagined that he would sleepwalk on Ouhe's body and sleep with him all night! !
Her sleep quality has always been poor, and she has to get up several times a night, but for some reason, she slept surprisingly well last night! !
Simply poisonous!
And she came to the aunt herself, because she didn't take preventive measures in advance, so she got wet in Ouhe.
The second bee thought he had something to do with him last night, but the first reaction was not the aunt, but shouted: You are still a virgin? !
I'm on your head!
This is Ning Yunlan's most poisonous swearing.
When I went in the morning, because it was Monday, they had a ceremony, Ning Yunlan took the stage to speak under respectful eyes, and then accidentally looked in the direction, and saw that silly Bi Ouhe.
This hateful man even smiled at her.
Horse's.
Ning Yunlan slapped the podium angrily, shaking her head, her expression was solemn, she bent her body, terrified.
, why are you angry?
Tomorrow is the major exchange meeting, we Red Lake must take the first place, otherwise! ! "Ning Yunlan took a deep breath, adjusted her emotions, did not look at that annoying Ouhe, and said softly: "...I can't spare you. "
"~~~"
Hearing the words, they all trembled, what's wrong with this woman! !
It's terrible.
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