When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

Lin Shiqing touched Ye Xiaotian's head, and said half comforting half mockingly:

"Isn't it just bedwetting? When my mother was 7 years old, she even wet the bed once!"

Refers to saliva as urine.

The corners of Ye Xiaotian's eyes twitched, he pointed at the quilt, and complained, "Open your blurred eyes and take a closer look, is this urine or saliva?"

"Urine."

Lin Shiqing hesitated for a moment.

blindness.

Ye Xiaotian didn't want to talk to her anymore, he put on his shoes and went to the bathroom, and started to wash.

Lin Shiqing squatted down, smelled the quilt, and licked the faint fragrance again.

Uh.
It's not like urine.

"This is urine, not my saliva."

Lin Shiqing was stubborn.

After washing up, Ye Xiaotian went back to the room and began to struggle with his conjecture about the hailstorm.

Marles has been very crazy recently, claiming on Twitter that he will be able to prove it in a month or two.

He is really a mathematician, unlike Ye Xiaotian, in two or three days, he can fully prove it.

But Ye Xiaotian didn't dare to be lazy at all.

If the little old man Marles suddenly stepped on dog shit when he was going out, he had a flash of inspiration and rushed ahead of him, it would prove it.

Then he was in vain.

It's like this academically, the first person to eat the crab will get the glory, and there will be endless applause.

Lin Shiqing was busy in the kitchen.

The first meal of the new year must be rich.

An hour later, the fragrance was dense and diffused in the air. Even Xiaoqiang almost bit off his tongue when he smelled it.

Lin Shiqing's face was flushed with excitement, and her mouth was full of oil.

She secretly ate while frying, and the euphemistic name is: Tasting.

The meals were brought out.

Lin Shiqing started calling Ye Xiaotian to eat.

Ye Xiaotian came out, and said disgustedly: "Your mouth is full of oil, and you don't wipe it off. How is it different from a pig?"

"You are the pig, and your whole family are...little fairies."

Lin Shiqing quickly changed her words, almost made a slip of the tongue and called herself a pig.

Began to eat.

Lin Shiqing kept adding vegetables to Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Xiaotian didn't refuse either.

Because he knew that after his mother would turn into a pig, he would start eating delicious food on the table. If he refused, maybe he wouldn't be able to eat anything.

After 10 minutes, Ye Xiaotian was full.

Mom is still eating and drinking.

Ψ(≧O≦)Ψ is delicious!

Ye Xiaotian asked: "Mom, did you forget something?"

Lin Shiqing stopped, thought for a moment, and said doubtfully, "No, all the dishes have been brought out."

"I'm not talking about this, I mean, what should you do on the first day of the new year?"

Ye Xiaotian reminded.

"Oh." Lin Shiqing thought of it, and said happily: "Wait a minute, mom will take you out to play and go shopping casually."

The corner of Ye Xiaotian's mouth twitched, and he said speechlessly, "Should you give me a red envelope?"

"You are so old."

Lin Shiqing obviously didn't want to give it.

Ye Xiaotian was very persistent. Although the process was tortuous, he still got a red envelope from his mother.

Really.

You've got the red envelopes ready, and you're still smacking like a bitch, can't you just slap him in the face?

Mom, though, seems like a bitch.

Ye Xiaotian arranged for his mother, then went back to the room, and began to fight against the hailstone conjecture.

As for Lin Shiqing, when she was full, she would lie on the sofa and watch the cartoon "Bear Infested" while petting the cat.

The kitty is sleeping soundly.

5 pm.

"It's finally proven."

Ye Xiaotian spoke word by word, and at the same time felt that his body was falling apart, exhausted.

I can't even stand up.

Ye Xiaotian shouted.

Lin Shiqing ran in and looked at Ye Xiaotian suspiciously, wondering what he was going to do?
Ye Xiaotian said: "Hold me out."

Lin Shiqing picked up Ye Xiaotian, came to the hall, put him on the sofa, and began to squeeze his shoulders and beat his legs.

Mom is so up to date?
Ye Xiaotian squinted his eyes and enjoyed it.

10 minute later.

Ye Xiaotian was resurrected with full blood, and I have to praise my mother, her ability to pinch her shoulders and beat her legs is getting better and better.

"Wait to go shopping?"

Lin Shiqing sat next to Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Xiaotian shook his head and said, "No."

"I'll buy you something delicious."

Lin Shiqing is persuasive and persuasive.

Ye Xiaotian still refused.

"why?"

Ye Xiaotian sighed and said, "I still have to write a thesis."

"What thesis?"

"A treatise on the hailstorm conjecture."

Lin Shiqing was full of disbelief, and said in surprise: "You guys are really good at mathematics. You can even make a guess when you see a hailstorm. Is there another Baixue conjecture?"

Bai you a pig head.

Do not study hard.

Ye Xiaotian looked at his mother like he was looking at a pig, then shook his head and returned to the room, ready to start writing a thesis on the hail conjecture.

"Xiao Mi, will you accompany me?"

Lin Shiqing pushed Maoxiaomi.

The cat is still sound asleep.

Push it again.

Still sleeping.

Lin Shiqing:
Forget it, go tomorrow.

Nine p.m.

To sum up, the Hail conjecture is established.

Ye Xiaotian wrote the last sentence.

exhaled.

Finally finished.

Marles asked for a bamboo basket to fetch water, but in vain.

Ye Xiaotian checked it again, and after confirming that there were no mistakes, he submitted this paper to the SCI journal.

The conjecture of hailstones has come to an end.

Ye Xiaotian walked out of the room with a sigh of relief, sat on the sofa, and asked his mother to squeeze his shoulders and beat his legs.

Lin Shiqing was a little reluctant.

"Go shopping with you tomorrow."

Ye Xiaotian said with a smile.

Lin Shiqing immediately looked like Erha's upper body, so excited that she began to squeeze Ye Xiaotian's shoulders and legs hard.

The next day.

Zhang Tingting came to visit.

Wearing a skirt and twin ponytails, Zhang Tingting looks youthful and energetic.

Lori is infinitely good, but unfortunately she is short.

Zhang Tingting was in a good mood, she ran to Ye Xiaotian and showed off her red envelope to him.

"How much lucky money did you take?"

Ye Xiaotian's eyes were shining brightly.

Zhang Tingting said very happily: "15000."

hiss.

Ye Xiaotian gasped.

Is that too much?

Zhang Tingting asked: "How much are you?"

"520."

Ye Xiaotian glanced at his mother, and said with a bit of resentment.

In this world, he has only one relative, his mother, who can only get one red envelope.

As for whether my mother has any relatives.

There is a hammer.

With his mother's IQ, Ye Xiaotian doesn't even know how she grew up?
"That's too little."

Zhang Tingting touched his head and said with a smile.

"Sister Tingting, you have to give me a red envelope."

Ye Xiaotian came up with the idea of ​​Zhang Tingting's lucky money.

"Ah."

Zhang Tingting nodded, and generously handed Ye Xiaotian a 100 RMB note, saying, "Here's for you, take it and spend it."

Ye Xiaotian was a little disgusted.

"Small?"

Ye Xiaotian nodded like a chicken pecking rice.

Zhang Tingting asked in surprise: "You are a child, how much more do you want?"

"Give me 1000."

Ye Xiaotian opened his mouth wide.

"No."

Zhang Tingting shook her head.

Ye Xiaotian smiled, showing two rows of white teeth, and said harmlessly:

"If you don't give it to me, I'll go to your house and tell your mother to keep your lucky money well and give it back to you when you get married."

Silly loli.

Who told you to come and show off in front of me?