When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

On the stage, old scholars are performing sketches.

Due to their poor acting skills, the expressions on their faces are particularly funny, which is in contrast to the serious and rigid people's impression.

The audience burst into laughter.

In this scene, it's as if you see a person who can't sing singing to his heart's content. Although it doesn't sound very good, it is very funny.

Very happy.

Lin Shiqing went to the fitting room and changed back into her own clothes, a long light blue dress, and asked with a smile beside Ye Xiaotian:

"Has Mom made a fool of herself?"

Where is the sense of oppression for a mother who is wearing normal clothes?
Silly.

Ye Xiaotian seemed to see a pig smiling at him.

"No, you're great."

Ye Xiaotian shook his head.

Lin Shiqing was in a good mood, grinning so much that her mouth reached her ears, and said encouragingly: "It will be yours soon, come on!"

The old scholar on the stage bowed and stepped down.

Next, a spiritual uncle came up, performed a dance, won applause from the whole house, and stepped down happily.

It's time for Ye Xiaotian.

White mist curled up on the stage.

Ye Xiaotian gave Lin Shiqing a "reassuring" look, walked out of the white mist, and stood in the middle of the stage.

The lights converged on him.

"The song I'm going to sing is called "Mathematical Symbols". I hope everyone will like it."

Ye Xiaotian said calmly, then closed his eyes.

The song he wants to sing is actually the mathematical version of "Rare Characters", but the song "Rare Characters" does not exist in this world, so he took the name "Mathematical Symbols".

The accompaniment plays.

Ye Xiaotian opened his eyes and began to sing:
"Symbols of Our Mathematics"

"The reasoning logic is meticulous, and the footprints all over the world make everyone know"

"Symbols of Our Mathematics"

"One plus one minus is a story"

"1314"

"Wisdom before writing a case is like Daoguang"

"Formulas and theorems come alive on paper"

"The ancients ruled to measure the amount with a rope"

"Algebraic geometry evenly matched"

Netizens were stunned. They had never heard this song before. Although some of the lyrics were unknown, it was very pleasant to hear.

Even mathematics scumbags listened with gusto.

"set..function vector space"

"matrix..sequence_map_limit"

"Euclidean space.. linear correlation"

"Symbols of Our Mathematics"

"Multiplication and division are stories"

"520"

"Differential Manifolds, Numerical Analysis"

"Mathematical experiments, functional analysis"

"Lagrangian, Taylor formula"

"Between matrices, contracts are similar"

The more Ye Xiaotian sang, the more excited he became.

The more netizens listened, the more confused they became 13.

[This song is wonderful wow wow]
[Can you understand upstairs]
[understand a hammer]
Backstage.

Director Hu stared at the big screen, rubbed his chin, and muttered to himself: "It's the first time I listen to this kind of song, I don't know it, but it sounds good."

"For a song like this, even those critics of the lyrics probably don't want to comment."

A staff member said with a smile.

Director Hu asked: "How about the data?"

"It has exceeded 1.1 million."

Director Hu was surprised. This group of netizens is really hard to understand. So many people still listen to songs they don't understand?
"When you take the exam, remember to combine numbers and shapes."

When the last line of the lyrics was sung, Ye Xiaotian bowed, and then stepped off the stage, the audience applauded endlessly.

to the background.

Lin Shiqing pinched his face and said approvingly: "Little Tian, ​​your singing is getting better and better."

"You're getting fatter too."

Ye Xiaotian also praised her.

Lin Shiqing slapped him and retorted: "I only weigh 95 pounds, why am I getting fatter?"

"Half a year ago, you were only 92 catties."

Ye Xiaotian said.

(￣ヘ￣)
Ignore you.

Fluctuations of 3 catties are normal.

It's not getting fatter!
"5,4,3,2,1."

The host shouted excitedly.

"The new year is here."

It was already past 12 o'clock in the evening.

Ye Xiaotian fell asleep soundly in Lin Shiqing's arms.

He was only 6 years old and couldn't stay up all night.

Unless it's math problems.

Lin Shiqing hugged Ye Xiaotian and walked towards the gate.

Xiao Sa chased after him and asked, "Do you want to help?"

"no need."

Lin Shiqing shook her head, and said frankly: "You are not tall and mighty, maybe you are not as strong as me!"

Xiao Sa's young heart received [-] points of critical damage.

"I have great strength."

Xiao Sa said aggrievedly.

"Thank you."

Lin Shiqing refused, walked out of the gate with Ye Xiaotian in her arms, and got into a car.

It is a special car for the Spring Festival Gala pick-up.

"Stinky boy, it's getting heavier."

In the car, Lin Shiqing covered Ye Xiaotian with a piece of clothing, and complained softly.

The car roared away.

Go to Sunshine District.

Looking at the fireworks blooming in the distance through the car window, Lin Shiqing sighed, as if thinking of something.

The car stopped at the gate of the community.

"Miss Lin, do you need help?"

asked the driver.

Lin Shiqing shook her head, picked up Ye Xiaotian, walked in, went upstairs, and went home.

After putting down Ye Xiaotian, Lin Shiqing touched his head, and then covered him with a quilt.

She sat on the edge of the bed, dazed.

Fireworks go off outside.

Lin Shiqing came back to her senses, glanced at the paper on the table, full of mathematical formulas, and fell into hypnosis.

The lights are still on.

At this moment, the Internet is extremely lively.

They are all discussing the topic of the Spring Festival Gala.

The number one hot search is #不同的Spring Festival Evening
The second is #SaluteOldHeroes

The third is #Unknown Jue Li's "Mathematical Symbols"

Even Lin Shiqing, a cute little girl, was on the hot search and was called the Goddess of the Republic of China by netizens.

The fifth hot search is #民国女神Lin Shiqing

After the Spring Festival Gala.

Lin Shiqing also has normal fans, not those who have difficulty sleeping.

But she doesn't play with scarves.

Her fans can only pay attention to Ye Xiaotian.

This night, the number of followers of Ye Xiaotian's bib reached 1700 million.

The number of fans belonging to Lin Shiqing is about 25.0.

early morning.

Ye Xiaotian dreamed that he was being pressed by a pig as heavy as Mount Tai, which made it difficult for him to breathe, and he was about to die.

Was taken aback.

Ye Xiaotian suddenly opened his eyes.

Really saw a pig.

Oh no, it's the cute little mother.

Lin Shiqing was wrapped around Ye Xiaotian's body like an octopus, with the quilt still biting in her mouth, and the hala kept flowing out.

Ye Xiaotian couldn't get up.

"Mother."

Ye Xiaotian called softly.

boom!
Then a big mouth came over.

shit.

Ye Xiaotian was speechless, his mother was still sleeping soundly, and she actually slapped him.

"Mom, get up."

Ye Xiaotian crushed her.

Let mother sleep again, he will really be crushed to death.

boom!
Another slap came over.

A crisp sound rang out.

Lin Shiqing opened her eyes in a daze, glanced at Ye Xiaotian, smacked her mouth and said, "Big chicken leg!"

Then he bit Ye Xiaotian.

Σ()

Ye Xiaotian was taken aback, and quickly shouted: "Mom, please forgive me!"

Lin Shiqing woke up in an instant, stood up, stared at the quilt, and said mockingly: "Xiaotian, you wet the bed, haha."

Ye Xiaotian: