When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

"you try?"

Zhang Tingting raised her small fist, as if she was going to fight.

Try and die.

Ye Xiaotian blocked her threat of force, showed a bright smile, and said calmly:

"Do you not believe that your mother will collect your New Year's money?"

"Of course." Zhang Tingting said confidently: "From the time I was ten years old to now, my mother has never confiscated my New Year's money."

Ye Xiaotian sat over, leaned into her ear, and said in a low voice:

"I'll tell your mother this way. I said that my mother has kept the New Year's money since I was born. Maybe my excellence has something to do with it."

"Guess, will your mother collect your lucky money after hearing this?"

Lolita's faint body fragrance wafted into Ye Xiaotian's nose, it smelled very good, and for a moment, he felt a little guilty.

But soon, the guilt was suppressed by him, and he was full of gloating.

Who told her to show off in front of me?
Zhang Tingting glanced at Ye Xiaotian, moved to the side, and wanted to stay away from him, because she thought this brother was too bad.

If Ye Xiaotian really said so.

Mom should probably take away her lucky money.

"How are you thinking?"

Ye Xiaotian asked with a smile, his eyes were extremely clear.

Taking out ten RMB, Zhang Tingting handed it over reluctantly, she didn't want to die.

Without 1000, she still has 14000.

Ye Xiaotian took it over and praised her with a smile: "This is my good sister."

Zhang Tingting was a little depressed, sighed, and hummed to herself: "Sister is the queen, she is confident and shines. The society is very simple, and it is people who are complicated!"

"The light of righteousness shines on the earth." Ye Xiaotian sang back.

On the other side, Mao Xiaomi was sleeping soundly.

Lin Shiqing packed up her things, went into the room, tied her hair in a single ponytail, and came out, taking Ye Xiaotian and Zhang Tingting to go shopping.

On the street, a little deserted.

Because during the Chinese New Year, most shopkeepers go home and stop doing business, so there are not many people shopping.

On the contrary, in the park, there were lights and festoons, and a large number of people gathered.

After walking around for two or three hours, Ye Xiaotian felt that his legs were going to be useless, so he hurriedly said, "Let's go and sit over there."

The two women nodded.

Sitting on the stone bench, Ye Xiaotian glanced at them resentfully.

The ability of women to shop is truly terrifying.

Zhang Tingting moaned and said, "Are you impatient with us?"

Ye Xiaotian shook his head, and said foolishly, "I'm just curious, why are you buying red wine?"

"I haven't tried it before, so I want to try something new."

Lin Shiqing said with a smile.

Ye Xiaotian didn't care about this, and asked the most concerned question: "How long do we have to go shopping?"

"Stroll for another hour."

Zhang Tingting touched his head.

Ye Xiaotian's face became bitter.

It was overcast.

Drop by drop of rain began to fall.

People with big faces are the first to notice the rain.

Ye Xiaotian's face was not big, but he also found that it was raining, and his mood immediately improved, and he urged: "It's raining, let's go back quickly."

Lin Shiqing looked up at the sky, frowned and said, "I'm afraid this rain will become heavier and heavier, so I have to slip away quickly."

Pedestrians on the street ran away in a hurry.

Lin Shiqing opened her umbrella to cover Ye Xiaotian, and went back.

Back downstairs in the community, Zhang Tingting put away her umbrella and said happily, "Not a single drop of rain fell on me."

"Because your head is so big, no rain can hit you."

Ye Xiaotian said with a grin.

Zhang Tingting gritted her teeth and said, "Look for a fight."

back home.

The cat is still sleeping soundly in place.

Sitting on the sofa, Zhang Tingting said a little bored: "How about we fight the king? I will take you to pretend to be 13 and take you to fly."

"My king is still in title." Lin Shiqing glanced at Ye Xiaotian, sighed and said, "Why don't we watch the cartoon "Bear Infested"?"

Zhang Tingting said: "There is an anime that looks better than this."

"What anime?"

Zhang Tingting replied: "Invade! Squid girl."

The two found the anime and played it.

"It's childish!"

Ye Xiaotian complained, and continued to read.

"Giggle" laughter began to sound.

Ye Xiaotian was a little curious, put down the book, ran over, and watched this anime with them.

Five p.m.

Lin Shiqing went to cook.

Ye Xiaotian pushed Zhang Tingting, and asked angrily, "Why don't you let go?"

Zhang Tingting said: "It's over!"

"Short and weak anime."

Ye Xiaotian complained speechlessly, and went to read a book.

The rice is fragrant.

Start cooking.

The two girls brought vegetables to Ye Xiaotian, and when Ye Xiaotian was full, he took a rest on the sofa.

After half an hour.

Zhang Tingting came over, sat next to Ye Xiaotian, kept looking at him, and asked suspiciously: "Who are you?"

Ye Xiaotian turned his head to look, and was taken aback.

Zhang Tingting's face was flushed, obviously drunk.

"Don't talk?" Zhang Tingting breathed out the smell of alcohol, raised her small fist, and said fiercely, "See if I won't hit you?"

This is really going to be played!
Ye Xiaotian stood up and ran away.

After running not far away, he bumped into Lin Shiqing. He quickly hid behind his mother and called for help:
"Mom, save me, a drunk woman is going to beat me."

Lin Shiqing turned around slowly, put her right hand on his head, and said aggressively:
"Boy, are you looking for death? How dare you bump into my old lady!"

Startled again, Ye Xiaotian looked up, his mother's face was even more flushed, and she was even more drunk than Zhang Tingting.

Ye Xiaotian wanted to escape back to the room.

But Zhang Tingting walked over unsteadily, patted Lin Shiqing on the shoulder, and then patted Ye Xiaotian on the head, and said proudly:

"You two young heroes, we met by chance. I think you are as surprised as I am. Why don't we just ask for help here, okay?"

"I love it very much."

Lin Shiqing pulled Ye Xiaotian and Zhang Tingting to the front of the trash can, and said happily: "Good brothers, let's worship here!"

Super plus?

Ye Xiaotian shook his head and shouted: "Can't we ask for help?"

How decent is it to ask your mother for help?
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The two people, one on the left and the other on the right, stared at Ye Xiaotian aggressively, as if they were going to fight.

"Actually, goodbye is fine."

Ye Xiaotian quickly confessed.

Lin Shiqing patted his head and said happily: "Good brother, it's refreshing enough."

Zhang Tingting ran to the refrigerator, opened it, took out three bananas, and tied them to the trash can with a rope.

Lin Shiqing took out the lighter, stretched out her hand, and was about to light the banana unsteadily.

The bananas did not ignite.

Instead, the plastic bag on the trash can was set on fire.

"I'm Lin Shiqing."

"I'm Zhang Tingting."

Ye Xiaotian didn't speak.

The two women glanced over unkindly, Ye Xiaotian quickly said: "I am Ye Xiaotian."

"Being brothers with different surnames here, you don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but you want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day."

The two women shouted in unison.

Then Ye Xiaotian's head was pressed down.

The fire was burning on the trash can.

They bowed three times to the trash can.

During the whole process, Ye Xiaotian was terrified, he was afraid that there would be a fire.

After the worship, Lin Shiqing patted the heads of the two, and said domineeringly:
"I will be your eldest brother from now on, second brother and third brother, if you are bullied, just report my name."

Zhang Tingting patted Yuexiong's chest and said, "From now on, I will be the second brother, the eldest brother and the third brother. If you encounter any trouble, please report my name."

What the two drunk people said made Ye Xiaotian speechless

After saying these words, they ignored Ye Xiaotian and started giggling.

Ye Xiaotian hurried into the bathroom, brought half a bucket of water, and put out the fire on the trash can.

Put away the barrel.

Ye Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief and walked out.

Suddenly, the two women looked at Ye Xiaotian unkindly, and shouted:
"Hey, you human, what are you doing here?"

Ye Xiaotian: Σ()