roses and lilies

After returning home, I turned on the computer and started the football game. At this time, Blue Bingyu was online, so I decided to play two games before chatting with her.

Bookworm: I'm stuffed, why don't you talk about Yin?I have played two football games!

Blue Ice Rain: Then why don't you kick it, are you reluctant to part with me?

Nerds: Times have changed!

Blue Rain: What's Changed?
Bookworm: What a "reluctance to bear me" and what a "self-knowledge" to open your eyes!
Blue Ice Rain: Thank you for the compliment!
Nerd: Question: Sun is pregnant, what is the name of the song?

Blue Ice Rain: Reminder, whose song is it

Nerd: Can't you?

Bookworm: If I were you, just say a few polite words, please tell me and it's over.

Blue Ice Rain: Please, wake up, I'd rather not know.

Nerd: I didn't sleep, I'm still alive!

Nerd: Stupid: Zhang Yu's.

Nerd: If you can't guess again, then I really have to take you to find a place, let's take a look.

Blue Freezing Rain: It rains all the time.

Bookworm: How about tomorrow, which hospital do you choose?
Bookworm: I can register and get your medicine for you.

Blue Ice Rain: OK, tomorrow I will go back by rocket.

Nerd: boring, depressed! ! ! <The moon caused trouble> Oh!

Blue Ice Rain: You really have a good brain!

Blue Ice Rain: Good enough to play this kind of children's game.

Bookworm: I haven't graduated from elementary school, so I should belong to the top class of kindergarten!

Blue Ice Rain: I think it's from kindergarten, right?
Nerds: Big class.

Bookworm: Didn't you hear it? What should I do if I want to find a virgin? "Kindergarten has it"

Blue Ice Rain: You mean you are a virgin?

Bookworm: Clever, an antonym of "female", can't be used at random, facts speak louder than words.

Nerd: How can chatting with me make people smarter?

Blue Ice Rain: Chatting with me can make people pure.

Bookworm: I'm stuffed, you've committed another crime, it's hopeless!
Bookworm: Don't learn from me, I have few advantages, and you can understand the latter sentence without saying it.

Blue Ice Rain: I think you should give first aid, you are terminally ill, you can't be arrogant.

Nerd: Can you tell me whether the word "nerd" is a compliment or a derogation?

Nerd: You don't know what's going on with me if you don't play nice with you.

Blue Bingyu: It's a compliment to others, aren't you?It is derogatory.

Bookworm: Don't get dizzy, you have to hold on, I'm starting to cut big!
Bookworm: Prepare two boxes of Jiuxin pills, plus two bottles of refreshing oil.

Blue Ice Rain: Then you are ready to hit 120 at any time.

Bookworm: From my point of view, "book" is a compliment, "nerd" is a derogation, the acid-base is neutralized, and the PH value is exactly equal to 7, so I am neither arrogant nor pessimistic, that is: neither lonely as in the cloud Crane, you are not as inferior as a groundhog, so you have answered wrongly this round, and you have not scored a point.

Blue Ice Rain: I see you.

Nerd: [rose][rose][rose][rose][rose] How about this, I will send you 6, how about you check what it means?

Blue Ice Rain: I only understand human speech, as for other animals, I generally don't understand.

Bookworm: You won't understand. If there is a chance next time, I hope to see your changes. If so, I will give you 12 flowers. What does it mean? I need to thank you.

Nerd: Your typing speed can’t keep up with mine at all. The reason why I can chat with you one-on-one is because I see from you, as you said, “innocence”, the kind that is white and flawless, this kind of feels good.

Blue Bingyu: You are so stupid, don't you depend on people's preferences when sending flowers? You are destined to be lonely all your life, what a pity!
Nerd: Sending flowers is just a superficial phenomenon, you don't understand the inner meaning.

Blue Ice Rain: Well, please explain.

Nerd: Give you a piece of advice, remember not to be fooled by the appearance of life.

Nerd: Including when we are chatting together now, you have no idea what I am behind the scenes. Even if a camera is installed, it is impossible for you to know what I am thinking. The little girl should be wary.

Blue Ice Rain: Yes, uncle, I accept your teaching.

Bookworm: That's not the case. We only talked about the second model today. Why are you downgraded? There's no need to be so polite.

Blue Ice Rain: You are old, okay, old pedant.

Bookworm: If you have a relationship with your father, you can still be your uncle.

Blue ice rain: the ancient ancestors simply got it.

Bookworm: [Picture don't be angry, it's a bit "over the top" just kidding, look, I'm talking about the title of the song today.

Blue Ice Rain: Do you listen to too many songs and your brain can’t work?
Nerd: Are you a bit paranoid, can we talk about something else, it's so boring!

Blue Ice Rain: Alright, what are you talking about, as long as we can communicate.

Nerd: Question: You don’t know what I look like, and I don’t know what you look like. Isn’t this kind of chat blind?
Nerd: How about we send pictures to each other?
Blue Ice Rain: Alright, pass it on first.

Nerd: I really don’t have a color photo, only a 2-inch black and white photo, if you want it, I’ll send it to you, it’s not very pretty!

Nerd: Do you have a color photo?
Blue Ice Rain: Alright, pass it on.

Bookworm: I don't want photos of Maggie Cheung.

Nerds: No photos of popular lovers.

Bookworm: Do you want Andy Lau or Aaron Kwok?

Nerd: They are all handsome guys.

Blue Ice Rain: I want yours.

Bookworm: Then how do I know if you will send me Cecilia Cheung's photo after I finish uploading it?
Blue Ice Rain: Certainly not, I am very committed to it.

Bookworm: If you want to pass it on first, I'll be a good man, and I'll make a quick move. I won't budge. I'll definitely pass on this 2-inch black-and-white photo to you.

Blue Ice Rain: Then I am the same.

Bookworm: It seems that there is still a problem. Do you have low self-esteem? It’s not that there is no solution. As long as you answer my question correctly, you can realize your personal dream.

Nerd: I mean what I say.

Blue ice rain: what question
Bookworm: Hey, I was going to write a 2-chapter novel today, but I can't help it if I meet someone like you, I'll lose a lot.

Nerd: Listen up.

Blue Ice Rain: I can't tell, you are a writer.

Nerd: Don't say that, I'm blushing,

Blue Ice Rain: Is there any monkey butt red?

Bookworm: How dare you be a niche, it's just a little worse than a professional. As for the monkey butt, it's no match, and you can't see me.

Blue Ice Rain: Seeing you, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep.

Bookworm: It is my pleasure to make you have nightmares.

Bookworm: It's just right if you can't sleep, write a novel with me.

Nerd: I write, you pour water and cook for me.

Blue Ice Rain: How much will you give me.

Blue Ice Rain: What are you doing?Do you have no money?

Bookworm: Beauty should be a priceless treasure. It cannot be measured by the amount of money, but can only be repaid with true feelings.

Nerd: If you mention money, you will be far away.

Blue Ice Rain: Most writers have a slightly split head, I don't know if you have.

Nerd: I dream of a slight split, but the manuscript is always returned.

Bookworm: Excuse me, please wait a moment, I want to give Gong.

Bookworm: Really comfortable, cool!

Blue Ice Rain: Fuck!

Bookworm: Girls swearing at the street is different, I just pick up the succinct ones.

Bookworm: You rely on one word, it means a lot!

Blue Ice Rain: Then how to say, you teach me

Bookworm: You only cursed one word in total. No matter how concise I am, I'm sure I can't be simpler than you. Aren't you taking advantage of me?
Blue Ice Rain: Then you teach complicated ones, I humbly ask for advice.

Bookworm: I can't say the complicated ones, but I'm afraid you won't understand the complicated ones.

Bookworm: Aren't you putting me in a dilemma, you have such a temper, what can you say about you?

Bookworm: Oh, that's it for today, can't you bear it?

Nerd: No way!

Blue Bingyu: I just have a good temper, so I can't help it, don't say anything.

Bookworm: As long as you have a good temper, if you strangle me to death, I can't say anything, I'm satisfied.

Bookworm: Both of my arms are sore from typing, and you cherish ink like gold.

Bookworm: I have suffered a loss!
Blue Ice Rain: You have practiced all the time, isn't this a small case?
Bookworm: I'm stupid, don't treat people as people, I'd rather be a lone star of the gods and die alone, and I won't marry someone like you, I can't do it all.

Bookworm: Hey, I've talked so much with you without realizing it, why hasn't your color photo come over yet, you just came out after a thousand calls.

Blue Ice Rain: Oh, I forgot to tell you, I don't have a color photo.

Bookworm: People don't often say "We are the same people who have fallen in the end of the world, so why should we know each other when we meet?" Today I met an exploiting class.

Blue Ice Rain: I am an exploiting class, so you are no longer a vampire.

Bookworm: The whole article is wrong. A scholar meets a soldier. I can't explain why.

Bookworm: I don’t have color photos, but I can take them. Such an easy thing can be hard for you. Let your boyfriend take the photos with a digital camera and then pass them on to me.

Blue Ice Rain: Oh, I almost forgot you're a nerd.

Blue Ice Rain: My boyfriend doesn't call a digital camera.

Nerd: You are the only one.

Blue Ice Rain: Yes.

Nerd: My little sister is so naive, she can even sign a marriage contract, why is there only one boyfriend?

Nerd: You're out of date at this age, be careful to let your boyfriend kick you.

Bookworm: Men are very playful.

Blue Ice Rain: Then you take me in.

Bookworm: I can add a word more than them.

Bookworm: Are you not afraid?

Nerd: But it's true that I'm missing a cook.

Blue Ice Rain: Don't be afraid.

Bookworm: Besides, I have never seen you, how can you let me take you in?
Bookworm: Tell me your email address: I will write to you, and you can see how good my writing is, okay?
Nerd: My email:[email protected]
Blue Ice Rain:[email protected]
Nerd: Remember, write to me if you have anything to do, and I will do my best.

Blue Ice Rain: I don't have any paper right now, I'll write it down when you send it to me.

Nerds: Does e-mail still use paper?

Bookworm: You're so mad at me too.

Blue Ice Rain: I don’t need paper, I can’t remember what to do.

Bookworm: Hey, what a brain, you typed in word and then copied it, you are mad at me [rose][rose][rose][rose][rose][rose][rose][rose][rose][rose ][rose][rose] 12 flowers for you.

Blue Ice Rain: I know, I mean I can't remember the email address...

Nerds: The four characters "XX mailbox" take the first letter respectively[email protected], too easy to remember.

Nerd: Remember it.

Blue Ice Rain: Remember, how do you look?

Nerd: It's not much different from my QQ show.

Blue Ice Rain: Your QQ show, you are not a penguin, are you?
Nerd: The one below the penguin, don't guess it's a little penguin, I'm convinced of you, big sister.

Bookworm: I have a terrible headache, and I should be insomnia again today.

Nerd: It's all your fault.

blue ice rain: you
Blue Ice Rain: You Want to Sin
Nerd: It's you who make me sleepless, how to solve this problem?
Nerd: Insomnia, what should I do?
Blue Bingyu: I happen to be writing a novel, I should be thankful.

Bookworm: I really have no choice but to write you in, but the heroine is not you.

Nerd: Do you know why?
Blue Ice Rain: I don't know.

Blue Bingyu: Write me as a beauty.

Blue Ice Rain: I'm leaving, tell me quickly.

Bookworm: Because the leading actor is me, I'm afraid I'll have to take "Zhennaoning" when I see you.

blue ice rain: see you next time, 88
Nerds: 886