Super son-in-law of a beautiful president
Chapter 556 Why Do I Have a Black and Thick Head
Zheng Liying soon finished taking photos with Black and White Wuchang.
She felt that the two clown actors performed well, with lifelike expressions and strong scary aura.
"Brother Lu Ping, do you want to join them too? I'll take pictures for you." Zheng Liying took the mobile phone from Lu Ping's hand, looked at the photos just taken, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.The effect is good, posting a circle of friends will definitely get a lot of likes.
Lu Ping shook his head: "I won't take pictures. If I do, they will look uglier."
Zheng Liying was stunned for a moment, looked at the window with broken glass, and said thoughtfully: "No, why did they climb in through the window just now? They broke the glass."
Did she just react?
Lu Ping prevaricated: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I asked them to come here, in fact, I wanted them to change some pieces of glass for me, how can I change it without breaking the glass?"
Zheng Liying asked again: "Then why did they climb the window?"
"Because..." Lu Ping said weakly, "They checked the sewer pipes outside by the way."
Zheng Liying was stunned: "They still repair the sewers? Brother, are you kidding me?"
"Okay sister, let's go home early, I have to take them to find...to buy glass." Lu Ping pointed at Black and White Impermanence, and then said: "Your father should have news soon, you wait at home Just do it."
Zheng Liying pouted with some reluctance: "Then...then I'll go first."
Black and white impermanence looked at each other, feeling as if they had been played for a while, and they showed anger one after another.
"Go? Where are you going? You have to stay!" Hei Wuchang took a step forward, trying to control Zheng Liying.
Bai Wuchang smiled coldly: "Big beautiful girl, come here, brother Bai cares about you."
Zheng Liying turned her head and saw the eyes of black and white impermanence, and couldn't help feeling a burst of inexplicable panic. Why did the more she looked at them, the more frightening they became? This sinister and treacherous gaze, with bloodthirsty elements, did not seem to be staged at all.
Lu Ping stretched out his hand and urged: "Sister, don't be afraid, they are joking with you, because you look beautiful. Go home."
Heiwuchang frowned: "Who is joking with her?"
Lu Ping asked, "Do you still want to meet the mysterious man?"
"I...then, let her go!" Hei Wuchang quickly distinguished between the primary and the secondary, and temporarily suppressed the urge to pick up girls.
Zheng Liying waved at Black and White Wuchang, and said, "Goodbye, Brother Hei and Brother Bai, your looks are really... very similar to those on TV... No, more like Black and White Wuchang than on TV."
After going out, the little girl was inexplicably startled.
My own tenant named Lu Ping is really a strange person.
And he also has two strange friends who look really scary.
It's like just riding a roller coaster.
Zheng Liying's heart was still full of nervous feelings.
"Fuck! Have you had enough fun?" Hei Wuchang stared at Lu Ping hysterically, his eyes bursting with breathtaking brilliance: "If it weren't for your frank and lenient attitude in agreeing to betray the mysterious man Come on, I've already cut you!"
Lu Ping smiled: "What you said, there is something wrong with the grammar."
Bai Wuchang said impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and take us to meet the mysterious man. Don't blame us for not reminding you, if you dare to play any tricks, I will kill you!"
Hei Wuchang took the opportunity to stuff another handful of soybeans into his mouth, gaining momentum.
He wanted to show off his unique skill of spraying hidden weapons in front of Lu Ping, and shock him.
Let's see if he dares to play tricks.
"Old Bai, look at that light!" Hei Wuchang glanced at a row of four small LED lights on the roof obliquely in front, and smiled slightly.
Bai Wuchang patted him on the shoulder, urging him: "Your trick is absolutely perfect, I can't even learn it."
"puff!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
Heiwuchang pursed his lips and spit out four soybeans.
Soybeans squirt out of his mouth, is it still soybeans?That's the bullet!
When Hei Wuchang first met Shijie, he used a few soft corns to blow up the string of chandeliers in his house, which shocked him directly.
Soybeans are hard objects, so they are naturally more lethal.
But in fact.
Black and white impermanence did not wait for the sound of the LED lights exploding.
Ok?
what's the situation?
Bai Wuchang looked up at the top, and couldn't help criticizing: "Old Hei, what's wrong with you this time, you didn't spray any of them right?"
Hei Wuchang said embarrassingly: "I am also very puzzled. Even if there is a mistake, it is impossible...it is impossible to miss it. I can hit every target smaller than this."
Bai Wuchang said: "Could it be that you have a sore in your mouth, which affects the launch trajectory?"
Hei Wuchang glared at him: "I have a fart sore, my mouth is well protected."
Bai Wuchang sneered and said, "Butt sores? Are they called hemorrhoids?"
Black Impermanence: "..."
While the two were talking, they saw that Lu Ping had disappeared.
"Come out! Come out for me! Can you run under our noses? If you dare to run, I will peel your skin." Hei Wuchang restrained his emotions and shouted.
A voice came from the bathroom: "Go to the bathroom first, can't you? What are you calling for?"
"Oh, he went to the bathroom, he seems to be an honest person." Hei Wuchang sat down on the sofa first, turned his head and asked, "To poop or to pee?"
The bathroom responded: "That depends on what you like to eat."
"I rubbed, he scolded me?" Hei Wuchang was so annoyed that he rushed over to cut him.
Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Calm down! Anyway, we have plenty of time tonight, and when the mysterious man is dealt with, we can torture him however we want."
Heiwuchang calmed down his anger: "That's true."
in the bathroom.
Lu Ping spread out his palm, holding four hard soybeans inside.
After all, it was sprayed from the mouth of that big nigger, so it is inevitable that there will be some psychological nausea.
Lu Ping flushed them into the toilet, then soaped and washed his hands vigorously several times before giving up.
in the living room.
Black and White Wuchang sat on the sofa uncoordinatedly.
"It's a pity for that girl just now, I planned to have sex with her." Hei Wuchang said with a regretful face.
Bai Wuchang lashed out: "Look at how promising you are. When you get rid of the mysterious man, then the young master must be rewarded a lot. What kind of woman can't you find?"
Hei Wuchang nodded: "That Hou Shijie is not a stingy person, he just rewarded me with a car. That day... Hehe, he also rewarded us two beauties, and made me bleed all the time. "
Bai Wuchang sighed lightly: "It's a pity that the second master is not good at this. He doesn't like women himself, and he feels like men in the world don't like women. Alas, we did such a thing for him, and everyone killed him." But, at most, he will reward you with a few packs of cigarettes."
Hei Wuchang said: "Do you dare to speak ill of Hu Erye behind his back? Have you forgotten what happened to Zhuzi?"
Bai Wuchang covered his mouth like a conditioned reflex, frightened for a while.
Yes.
Ghosts are afraid of Erye Hu's methods.
At this moment.
Lu Ping walked out of the bedroom with a mountain climbing on his back.
Black and white impermanence looked at each other, always feeling that something was wrong.
"You...why are you carrying a bag? What the hell are you..." Hei Wuchang slapped the sofa with his big black hand, frowned and scolded: "You think you are taking you on a trip? You still have a bag. Shit! This is to take you there Find the mysterious man!"
Lu Ping explained: "The place we are going to is a barren mountain. There is wild Polygonum multiflorum on the mountain. I want to dig some water to drink."
"Baren mountain? What kind of mountain?" Hei Wuchang raised his head and said, "Don't tell me, that mysterious person lives on the barren mountain. You...what are you planning?"
Lu Ping said: "He does live on that barren mountain."
"Nonsense!" Hei Wuchang stood up abruptly, and said sharply, "Can people live on the barren hills?"
Bai Wuchang followed up and said: "Damn, cultivating immortals? He is a cultivating immortal, and the mountain is full of aura? At home! We want you to take us to his house! You actually want to take us to the mountain, what do you want to do?"
Hei Wuchang turned his head and said: "He can't do anything."
Bai Wuchang asked back: "Then what if he tricked us into making a trip for nothing, our time is so precious."
"Does he have the guts?" Hei Wuchang sneered, and warned Lu Ping: "I can warn you, if you say he lives in a barren mountain, then we will believe you. But if you don't see him, hum , we'll kill you and dig a hole to bury you."
Bai Wuchang said coldly: "The barren hill is a good place to kill people and bury their bodies."
"Why am I lying to you? I usually seldom lie to people, let alone ghosts." Lu Ping smiled and said, "You may not know that there are many deserted tombs on the mountain and many unjust souls, so the people there Polygonum multiflorum grows big and good. Polygonum multiflorum is a good thing. It nourishes yin and nourishes yang. Why do I have black and thick black hair? I often soak it in water to drink..."
Heiwuchang asked hysterically: "That is to say, you have a special liking for Polygonum multiflorum?"
Lu Ping nodded: "It's okay."
Hei Wuchang emphasized: "That's good. If you dare to lie to us, then we will let you sleep with the Polygonum multiflorum on the mountain!"
Bai Wuchang scratched the palm of his hand at the side, the volleying grasping force made people feel terrified.
His claws are amazing.
It is better than the big tile of an excavator.
"By the way, you broke both of my window panes, do you have to pay for it first?" Lu Ping suddenly asked them to torture his conscience when he was about to leave.
Hei Wuchang looked bewildered, he couldn't even feel this huge danger?Do you still remember these two panes of glass?
"Let's talk when we come back! Get rid of the mysterious man first, then we can talk about anything." Bai Wuchang was also speechless.Damn it, you don't know if you'll be alive tonight, how dare you ask for compensation?
Lu Ping said reluctantly: "Then if you don't pay, I won't take you there."
"You...you don't want to drink a toast! Look at me..." Hei Wuchang wanted to rush forward to use force again.
Bai Wuchang stopped him again, leaned close to Hei Wuchang's ear and whispered: "I don't have much money anyway, so let him forget it first. Anyway, we will have the final say, understand?"
Hei Wuchang restrained his anger and nodded.
then.
Add WeChat, transfer money.
Although not much, only 5000 yuan, it is definitely enough to replace two pieces of glass.
Then Lu Ping got into the Toyota Prado driven by Heiwuchang, and Heiwuchang drove wildly in the dark night.
There are many vehicles and pedestrians on the road.
Looking at the bustling Yongzhou City, Lu Ping was filled with emotion.
this world.
There are always those who are wasting their time.
Don't value other people's life, don't value your own life.
Recalling everything that happened in Songjia Village, and the "Brother Wuchang" in the mouth of that villainous blind man Yang, Lu Ping felt that the relationship between Qingfengtang, blind man Yang and Dingsheng Real Estate should be clarified.Then, give them a ride for free.
While thinking about it, the car had already left the urban area and drove to the southern mountainous area.
from a distance.
Barren hills that are either lonely or connected.
It's like a cemetery without rules and regulations.
Regarding the saying that there is Polygonum Polygoni Multiflori on the barren mountain, Lu Ping also saw it from the forum when surfing the Internet.
After all, he has a special affection for the wild plant Polygonum multiflorum.
in those days.
In that mysterious Aripulush mountain.
That old man likes to go to the mountains to dig Polygonum multiflorum, dry it and soak it in water to drink.
Over time, his originally white hair began to miraculously turn black on a large scale, and he became younger and younger.
Lu Ping felt that no matter what achievements he made later, he could not get rid of the old man's influence on him.Whether it's words and deeds or behavior style, they are imitating him to a large extent.
It is human nature for disciples to miss Master.
Think about it.
at the foot of the mountain.
Lu Ping pointed to the barren mountain in front of him and said, "Have you seen it? It's that one! The trail turns right ahead, we have to go up on foot."
"Are you sure? That mysterious man is on this mountain?" Hei Wuchang turned to look at Lu Ping, and slowed down the car at the same time.
Lu Ping nodded: "Definitely."
Can you be sure?
Where is Lu Ping?
The mystery man will be there.
She felt that the two clown actors performed well, with lifelike expressions and strong scary aura.
"Brother Lu Ping, do you want to join them too? I'll take pictures for you." Zheng Liying took the mobile phone from Lu Ping's hand, looked at the photos just taken, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.The effect is good, posting a circle of friends will definitely get a lot of likes.
Lu Ping shook his head: "I won't take pictures. If I do, they will look uglier."
Zheng Liying was stunned for a moment, looked at the window with broken glass, and said thoughtfully: "No, why did they climb in through the window just now? They broke the glass."
Did she just react?
Lu Ping prevaricated: "Oh, I forgot to tell you, I asked them to come here, in fact, I wanted them to change some pieces of glass for me, how can I change it without breaking the glass?"
Zheng Liying asked again: "Then why did they climb the window?"
"Because..." Lu Ping said weakly, "They checked the sewer pipes outside by the way."
Zheng Liying was stunned: "They still repair the sewers? Brother, are you kidding me?"
"Okay sister, let's go home early, I have to take them to find...to buy glass." Lu Ping pointed at Black and White Impermanence, and then said: "Your father should have news soon, you wait at home Just do it."
Zheng Liying pouted with some reluctance: "Then...then I'll go first."
Black and white impermanence looked at each other, feeling as if they had been played for a while, and they showed anger one after another.
"Go? Where are you going? You have to stay!" Hei Wuchang took a step forward, trying to control Zheng Liying.
Bai Wuchang smiled coldly: "Big beautiful girl, come here, brother Bai cares about you."
Zheng Liying turned her head and saw the eyes of black and white impermanence, and couldn't help feeling a burst of inexplicable panic. Why did the more she looked at them, the more frightening they became? This sinister and treacherous gaze, with bloodthirsty elements, did not seem to be staged at all.
Lu Ping stretched out his hand and urged: "Sister, don't be afraid, they are joking with you, because you look beautiful. Go home."
Heiwuchang frowned: "Who is joking with her?"
Lu Ping asked, "Do you still want to meet the mysterious man?"
"I...then, let her go!" Hei Wuchang quickly distinguished between the primary and the secondary, and temporarily suppressed the urge to pick up girls.
Zheng Liying waved at Black and White Wuchang, and said, "Goodbye, Brother Hei and Brother Bai, your looks are really... very similar to those on TV... No, more like Black and White Wuchang than on TV."
After going out, the little girl was inexplicably startled.
My own tenant named Lu Ping is really a strange person.
And he also has two strange friends who look really scary.
It's like just riding a roller coaster.
Zheng Liying's heart was still full of nervous feelings.
"Fuck! Have you had enough fun?" Hei Wuchang stared at Lu Ping hysterically, his eyes bursting with breathtaking brilliance: "If it weren't for your frank and lenient attitude in agreeing to betray the mysterious man Come on, I've already cut you!"
Lu Ping smiled: "What you said, there is something wrong with the grammar."
Bai Wuchang said impatiently: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and take us to meet the mysterious man. Don't blame us for not reminding you, if you dare to play any tricks, I will kill you!"
Hei Wuchang took the opportunity to stuff another handful of soybeans into his mouth, gaining momentum.
He wanted to show off his unique skill of spraying hidden weapons in front of Lu Ping, and shock him.
Let's see if he dares to play tricks.
"Old Bai, look at that light!" Hei Wuchang glanced at a row of four small LED lights on the roof obliquely in front, and smiled slightly.
Bai Wuchang patted him on the shoulder, urging him: "Your trick is absolutely perfect, I can't even learn it."
"puff!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
Heiwuchang pursed his lips and spit out four soybeans.
Soybeans squirt out of his mouth, is it still soybeans?That's the bullet!
When Hei Wuchang first met Shijie, he used a few soft corns to blow up the string of chandeliers in his house, which shocked him directly.
Soybeans are hard objects, so they are naturally more lethal.
But in fact.
Black and white impermanence did not wait for the sound of the LED lights exploding.
Ok?
what's the situation?
Bai Wuchang looked up at the top, and couldn't help criticizing: "Old Hei, what's wrong with you this time, you didn't spray any of them right?"
Hei Wuchang said embarrassingly: "I am also very puzzled. Even if there is a mistake, it is impossible...it is impossible to miss it. I can hit every target smaller than this."
Bai Wuchang said: "Could it be that you have a sore in your mouth, which affects the launch trajectory?"
Hei Wuchang glared at him: "I have a fart sore, my mouth is well protected."
Bai Wuchang sneered and said, "Butt sores? Are they called hemorrhoids?"
Black Impermanence: "..."
While the two were talking, they saw that Lu Ping had disappeared.
"Come out! Come out for me! Can you run under our noses? If you dare to run, I will peel your skin." Hei Wuchang restrained his emotions and shouted.
A voice came from the bathroom: "Go to the bathroom first, can't you? What are you calling for?"
"Oh, he went to the bathroom, he seems to be an honest person." Hei Wuchang sat down on the sofa first, turned his head and asked, "To poop or to pee?"
The bathroom responded: "That depends on what you like to eat."
"I rubbed, he scolded me?" Hei Wuchang was so annoyed that he rushed over to cut him.
Bai Wuchang stretched out his hand to stop him: "Calm down! Anyway, we have plenty of time tonight, and when the mysterious man is dealt with, we can torture him however we want."
Heiwuchang calmed down his anger: "That's true."
in the bathroom.
Lu Ping spread out his palm, holding four hard soybeans inside.
After all, it was sprayed from the mouth of that big nigger, so it is inevitable that there will be some psychological nausea.
Lu Ping flushed them into the toilet, then soaped and washed his hands vigorously several times before giving up.
in the living room.
Black and White Wuchang sat on the sofa uncoordinatedly.
"It's a pity for that girl just now, I planned to have sex with her." Hei Wuchang said with a regretful face.
Bai Wuchang lashed out: "Look at how promising you are. When you get rid of the mysterious man, then the young master must be rewarded a lot. What kind of woman can't you find?"
Hei Wuchang nodded: "That Hou Shijie is not a stingy person, he just rewarded me with a car. That day... Hehe, he also rewarded us two beauties, and made me bleed all the time. "
Bai Wuchang sighed lightly: "It's a pity that the second master is not good at this. He doesn't like women himself, and he feels like men in the world don't like women. Alas, we did such a thing for him, and everyone killed him." But, at most, he will reward you with a few packs of cigarettes."
Hei Wuchang said: "Do you dare to speak ill of Hu Erye behind his back? Have you forgotten what happened to Zhuzi?"
Bai Wuchang covered his mouth like a conditioned reflex, frightened for a while.
Yes.
Ghosts are afraid of Erye Hu's methods.
At this moment.
Lu Ping walked out of the bedroom with a mountain climbing on his back.
Black and white impermanence looked at each other, always feeling that something was wrong.
"You...why are you carrying a bag? What the hell are you..." Hei Wuchang slapped the sofa with his big black hand, frowned and scolded: "You think you are taking you on a trip? You still have a bag. Shit! This is to take you there Find the mysterious man!"
Lu Ping explained: "The place we are going to is a barren mountain. There is wild Polygonum multiflorum on the mountain. I want to dig some water to drink."
"Baren mountain? What kind of mountain?" Hei Wuchang raised his head and said, "Don't tell me, that mysterious person lives on the barren mountain. You...what are you planning?"
Lu Ping said: "He does live on that barren mountain."
"Nonsense!" Hei Wuchang stood up abruptly, and said sharply, "Can people live on the barren hills?"
Bai Wuchang followed up and said: "Damn, cultivating immortals? He is a cultivating immortal, and the mountain is full of aura? At home! We want you to take us to his house! You actually want to take us to the mountain, what do you want to do?"
Hei Wuchang turned his head and said: "He can't do anything."
Bai Wuchang asked back: "Then what if he tricked us into making a trip for nothing, our time is so precious."
"Does he have the guts?" Hei Wuchang sneered, and warned Lu Ping: "I can warn you, if you say he lives in a barren mountain, then we will believe you. But if you don't see him, hum , we'll kill you and dig a hole to bury you."
Bai Wuchang said coldly: "The barren hill is a good place to kill people and bury their bodies."
"Why am I lying to you? I usually seldom lie to people, let alone ghosts." Lu Ping smiled and said, "You may not know that there are many deserted tombs on the mountain and many unjust souls, so the people there Polygonum multiflorum grows big and good. Polygonum multiflorum is a good thing. It nourishes yin and nourishes yang. Why do I have black and thick black hair? I often soak it in water to drink..."
Heiwuchang asked hysterically: "That is to say, you have a special liking for Polygonum multiflorum?"
Lu Ping nodded: "It's okay."
Hei Wuchang emphasized: "That's good. If you dare to lie to us, then we will let you sleep with the Polygonum multiflorum on the mountain!"
Bai Wuchang scratched the palm of his hand at the side, the volleying grasping force made people feel terrified.
His claws are amazing.
It is better than the big tile of an excavator.
"By the way, you broke both of my window panes, do you have to pay for it first?" Lu Ping suddenly asked them to torture his conscience when he was about to leave.
Hei Wuchang looked bewildered, he couldn't even feel this huge danger?Do you still remember these two panes of glass?
"Let's talk when we come back! Get rid of the mysterious man first, then we can talk about anything." Bai Wuchang was also speechless.Damn it, you don't know if you'll be alive tonight, how dare you ask for compensation?
Lu Ping said reluctantly: "Then if you don't pay, I won't take you there."
"You...you don't want to drink a toast! Look at me..." Hei Wuchang wanted to rush forward to use force again.
Bai Wuchang stopped him again, leaned close to Hei Wuchang's ear and whispered: "I don't have much money anyway, so let him forget it first. Anyway, we will have the final say, understand?"
Hei Wuchang restrained his anger and nodded.
then.
Add WeChat, transfer money.
Although not much, only 5000 yuan, it is definitely enough to replace two pieces of glass.
Then Lu Ping got into the Toyota Prado driven by Heiwuchang, and Heiwuchang drove wildly in the dark night.
There are many vehicles and pedestrians on the road.
Looking at the bustling Yongzhou City, Lu Ping was filled with emotion.
this world.
There are always those who are wasting their time.
Don't value other people's life, don't value your own life.
Recalling everything that happened in Songjia Village, and the "Brother Wuchang" in the mouth of that villainous blind man Yang, Lu Ping felt that the relationship between Qingfengtang, blind man Yang and Dingsheng Real Estate should be clarified.Then, give them a ride for free.
While thinking about it, the car had already left the urban area and drove to the southern mountainous area.
from a distance.
Barren hills that are either lonely or connected.
It's like a cemetery without rules and regulations.
Regarding the saying that there is Polygonum Polygoni Multiflori on the barren mountain, Lu Ping also saw it from the forum when surfing the Internet.
After all, he has a special affection for the wild plant Polygonum multiflorum.
in those days.
In that mysterious Aripulush mountain.
That old man likes to go to the mountains to dig Polygonum multiflorum, dry it and soak it in water to drink.
Over time, his originally white hair began to miraculously turn black on a large scale, and he became younger and younger.
Lu Ping felt that no matter what achievements he made later, he could not get rid of the old man's influence on him.Whether it's words and deeds or behavior style, they are imitating him to a large extent.
It is human nature for disciples to miss Master.
Think about it.
at the foot of the mountain.
Lu Ping pointed to the barren mountain in front of him and said, "Have you seen it? It's that one! The trail turns right ahead, we have to go up on foot."
"Are you sure? That mysterious man is on this mountain?" Hei Wuchang turned to look at Lu Ping, and slowed down the car at the same time.
Lu Ping nodded: "Definitely."
Can you be sure?
Where is Lu Ping?
The mystery man will be there.
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