Super son-in-law of a beautiful president

With the confrontation between Lu Ping and Kong Long.

Both the enemy and the enemy also began to compete with their eyes.

But facing Qingfengtang, a formidable opponent, Shao Jinyuan really didn't know what to do, and there was a nervous atmosphere in his fierce eyes.

Mahjong had his hands tied, and his morale was even lower.

As for the poisonous snake whose face was covered in blood from being beaten by Kong Long, it was even more of a coping attitude. The key is that he was so injured, how cruel could it be?

On the other hand, Kong Long's side is different.

The four subordinates he brought in all stared fiercely and domineeringly.

Exactly.

Sheep versus wolves.

The part-time college student at the front desk simply ducked back behind the front desk and squatted there, showing half of his face.

She tried for a long time just now, but she didn't dare to leave.

How to leave?
With so many pairs of eyes staring at him, where can he escape?
She can only choose to live and die with the clubhouse.

At this time, a mobile phone rang suddenly:
gourd baby gourd baby

seven flowers on a vine
Not afraid of wind and rain

La la la la
Jingle Dangdang Dangdang gourd doll

Ding Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang has great skills

La la la la
gourd baby gourd baby has great skills

……

Great view!

Everyone looked for the source of the music, and saw that the part-time receptionist was pulling out his mobile phone.

Fighting spirit finally accumulated to a climax, and was disturbed by the theme song of this cartoon.

It's like a big balloon being crushed in an instant.

The girl at the front desk just tried to turn off the bell.

Lu Ping turned to her and said, "Don't turn it off! Your ringtone is very special!"

"Go! Give me her cell phone and she threw it! It's up to me, and I just listened to this "Vajra Gourd Baby" and she fell!" Kong Long raised his hand and gave orders to his subordinates.

The two men rushed over aggressively.

Lu Ping quickly blocked the front desk, and warned them: "Children's innocence can't be destroyed, you dare to grab it!"

The girl at the front desk hurriedly hid her phone behind her back, with a look of fear on her face.

If I had known, I would have turned the ringer to silent.

I just got a new phone.

The two subordinates looked back at Kong Long.

"What are you looking at me for? If he doesn't let you grab it, you won't grab it?" Kong Long pouted, and another subordinate took out a cigar, handed it over, and lit it with a sulfur-free match.

The two subordinates looked at each other and quickly reached a tacit understanding.

They were going to control Lu Ping one by one, while the other went to grab the phone.

"Girl, you... you better give them your phone." Lu Ping changed his words suddenly.

Um?Um?Um?
The girl at the front desk looked complicated.

Shao Jinyuan also felt that this was not Boss Lu's style, the momentum was okay just now, why did he surrender so quickly?
The girl at the front desk struggled for a while, and then really handed over the phone.

Is this cowardly?Kong Long, who had just smoked a new cigar standing there, couldn't help but snorted coldly when he saw this, and sat back on the sofa again.

It seems that subduing others without fighting is not empty talk.

The opponent's tone was very tough just now, and he thought that he would have to start another battle with force in order to win completely.

Now it seems that there is no need for that.

The other party has already found a step, expressing the meaning of surrender.

"Hahahaha! That's right, you can only embarrass yourself more if you stand up." Kong Long crossed his legs, puffed out the smoke like a fairy, and hummed the song "Vajra Gourd Baby" just now theme song.

To be precise, this melody impressed him very much.

Kong Long often watched it when he was a child.

In a blink of an eye, the men had handed over the seized mobile phone to Kong Long.

Kong Long looked down at the mobile phone covered with various small stickers on the shell, and sighed with emotion: "Your ringtone just now seduced my childhood memories. I can't bear to drop this mobile phone."

Lu Ping glanced at him: "Don't be sensational, you have to drop this phone, you have to drop it. You can't count your words."

Kong Long said with a tut-tut: "I'm too lazy to drop a 800 yuan mobile phone. Why, are you a masochist? Well, I'm not in a hurry, so let's chat with you. Sharing my childhood stories may bring you inspiration and enlightenment in life."

"Huh? Okay, you must want to tell a story about how your nose got longer?" Lu Ping asked with a smile.

"Sit there and listen." Kong Long showed surprisingly calm at the moment, his face no longer smelled of gunpowder, but looked like a knowledgeable life mentor, and he extended his hand to Lu Ping kindly. refer to.

Lu Ping turned to look at the girl at the front desk, and smiled apologetically at her: "I'm sorry, I miscalculated, and I don't want to fall, and I wanted them to compensate you better. How much is your mobile phone?" bought?"

The girl at the front desk looked complicated again: "One thousand...one thousand and one."

Lu Pingdao: "She is a good girl who knows how to be frugal. Every girl of your age has a crazy love."

The girl at the front desk said softly: "Support domestic products, start with me."

Lu Ping nodded: "That's right, don't worry, although they didn't fall, I still let them compensate you. They belonged to Ming robbery just now, and the crime is more serious. Right?"

"Yes, they are robbers." The nervousness of the girl at the front desk gradually eased, and she giggled.

Over there, Kong Long has already begun to tell his story with joy: "When I was a child, the financial situation was poor. It wasn't that our family was poor, it was all poor. If there is a TV at home, it is considered a rich man. Our family didn't have one, and my family didn't. Grandpa took me around to watch TV. Today I went to Zhang San’s house, and tomorrow to Li Si’s house. I just like watching TV, high-tech gadgets, fresh. One of my favorite cartoons at that time was this Vajra gourd baby. But I always go to watch the TV, and the hosts are annoying, right? They just don’t show it. They lied to me that the gourd baby can’t perform, so I cried and made a fuss, but they still didn’t let me see it. They just love to watch that... what is the name of the lingering one... "Dream of Red Mansions", yes, "Dream of Red Mansions", in a fit of anger, I picked up a chair and smashed his TV to pieces..."

Lu Ping was chatting with the girl at the front desk, and couldn't help but turned around and said, "Not to mention, our childhood experiences are really a bit similar."

"Don't be so close, listen to me!" Kong Long raised his hand, and continued, "So, I love and hate this theme song of "Vajra Gourd Baby". Later, our family also had a TV, but I still like to go to other people’s houses to watch it. Do you know why? Who the hell won’t let me watch "Calabash Baby", so I smashed his TV. Just like that, I smashed it back and forth, and I smashed Kong Da, who is known as the street bully. Nose... Oh, I now suspect that my nose may have accidentally touched someone’s TV when I smashed it, and the swelling has not subsided until now. Haha. However, I gradually grew up when the TV was smashed and smashed. I feel like I smashed the TV I didn’t get enough of it, and then I started smashing things, from the grocery store to the pedicure shop, from the pedicure shop to the Internet cafe, and then to the disco, KTV, and made a big name forcibly, anyway, I smashed it They are all afraid of me, and those who haven’t been smashed are still afraid of me, it’s just so arrogant... Later, I joined the third master, and was quickly reused, and had the honor to become one of the top ten King Kong in Qingfengtang... ..."

Kong Long's subordinates all listened with gusto and enthusiasm.

For a moment, I couldn't help shouting:
"Brother Nose, what a legendary life!"

"Brother Bi has stories, and Brother Bi's life is full of stories."

"..."

Kong Long glared at the back and cursed: "I haven't finished talking yet, why are you coaxing me?"

All the subordinates fell silent for a moment.

"Later, under the influence of the third master, I gradually understood a truth, one should not be too barbaric, and the rude side will always be the weaker side." Kong Long continued: "Especially the sentence of the third master, 'Surrender without fighting. Bing’, I think it’s so classic. Later, I exercised restraint. Every time I fight and take up territory, I only need to report my title of ‘Top Ten King Kong Holes and Big Noses’, and immediately resolve it peacefully, and the opponent dies without a fight. ..."

The girl at the front desk couldn't help correcting again: "Wrong, wrong, that word is not pronounced millet {sù}, but chestnut [lì]!"

"Ah?" Kong Long looked shocked: "Is it polyphonic?"

The girl at the front desk said: "It's not polyphonic. One is millet, which means rice, and the other is chestnut, which means wood. You must have confused these two characters."

"..." Kong Long looked confused.

"Miss, your performance today can rival a division. You are called a soldier who surrenders without fighting." Lu Ping gave the girl at the front desk a thumbs up again, then turned his head to punch Konglong and said, "Big nose, Did you hear that? It’s so important to study hard. Idioms are the treasures of my Chinese language. If you don’t know how to use them, don’t abuse them. This time it’s a joke, right? The girl corrected your mistakes with good intentions. It stands to reason that you should pay attention to them. Children's tuition."

"You... you, you, you... don't keep pointing your ass at me!" Kong Long didn't expect that he would make such an aggressive foreshadowing, but because of a wrong word in an idiom, the forced pretending was incoherent. The law can be extended further.

"Oh, it's a bit disrespectful." Lu Ping turned back, looked at Kong Long face to face, and said, "With all due respect, don't bother, in front of me, you really can't do 'fight without a fight'." "Soldiers to conquer others', this is my specialty, Lu Ping. My strong point."

Kong Long sneered, and looked up at Lu Ping: "What do you mean? Are you trying to convince me not to take your place? It's ridiculous! I'm going to tell you now, I'm going to settle this matter!"

"Vajra gourd baby... Interesting, interesting." Lu Ping said seriously: "It seems that your title of 'Top Ten King Kong' is also related to this cartoon? No, as far as I know, isn't mahjong the same? Is he one of the top ten Vajras? He... Mahjong, did you do it on purpose? They are all Vajra gourd babies, you behaved very cowardly today, why did you just get caught in front of this big nose?"

Mahjong looked bewildered, and couldn't speak: "I...I..."

Kong Long couldn't help laughing: "What kind of Ten King Kong is he? It's just for making up numbers! The few of us, including the third master, didn't regard this kid as one of them at all."

Lu Ping walked over and looked at Mahjong: "Mahjong, he insulted you! He said you are not King Kong!"

Mahjong lowered his head, biting his lips in embarrassment: "Boss, he... he's right, I'm really... I'm the bottom one."

"You said the bottom is the bottom?" Lu Ping emphasized: "I disagree!"

"Why don't you agree, don't you agree...is it useful?" Kong Long laughed so hard that his intestines almost burst.

Lu Ping smiled and said: "It seems that from today onwards, I need to help you re-rank the top ten king kong. The first one in mahjong to abandon the dark and turn to the bright should be ranked first! Although he looks a little cowardly."

"He... he ranked first? Haha... we don't admit the bottom one, because in our eyes, he is just a fake. The real top ten king kong are more powerful than you can imagine." Kong Long smiled. Even more powerful.

His four subordinates also laughed.

Lu Ping emphasized: "I didn't see how powerful you are, but you have a big nose."

"Come on, civilization! I'm still going to talk about civilization to you!" Kong Long stretched out his hand and took off his shirt. His muscular muscles were sharp and sharp. There was a pattern of a submachine gun tattooed on his chest, and the bullets were ejected. Domineering.

Lu Ping asked: "Being naked in public is also called being civilized?"

"Don't be afraid, I took off my shirt not to beat you." Kong Long said, shaking his arms.

Lu Ping smiled wryly, "Which eye of yours is afraid of me?"

"Don't be stubborn, you'll be scared right away." Kong Long twisted his waist, swung his hips, shook his wrist a few times, and then began to gather strength and energy.

He walked to the front desk and stared.

The girl at the front desk shivered from his fright and took a few steps back.

"Whose cup is this?" Kong Long pointed to a glass on top, in which a fat sea was soaking.

The girl at the front desk responded softly: "I...my..."

"Uh, is it yours again? Has a bad voice?" Kong Long glanced at her and said, "It's your bad luck."

The girl at the front desk: "..."

Kong Long picked up the water glass and controlled the water inside.

But the bloated fat sea was stuck on the mouth of the cup and refused to come out.

Kong Long had an idea, took two steps back, and then put the water cup on the ground.

Then he took another three or four steps back.

A cool and cool somersault, leaping over the water glass.

And at the moment of flying into the air, with lightning speed, he picked up the fat sea from the cup with his hands.

Of course, this process may require slow motion to see clearly.

After standing firmly on the ground, Kong Long showed the fat sea in his hand, then opened his bloody mouth, stuffed it into his mouth, and said with a smile: "It's just right, my throat is not good, I need to make up for it." repair."

handsome!

The audience was shocked!

This kind of somersault retrieval is extremely difficult.

Kong Long's four subordinates couldn't help applauding.

Moreover, this big nose is quite humorous.

This kind of humor brought the atmosphere of the scene to a new level.

But Lu Ping felt that he was clearly taking advantage of other girls.

It was drunk by the girl at the front desk.

But he didn't interrupt, but patiently enjoyed the performance of the big nose.

"It was just a small warm-up just now, and we haven't gotten into the theme yet. Now everyone is watching, this is a double-layer glass." Kong Long put the water glass back, then raised his palm, and slapped it down hard.

Um?What happened to the cup?
puff……

Lu Ping couldn't help but gave a wry smile: "Big Nose, are you here to do tricks?"

"The scary thing is, this is not a trick, look here!" Kong Long slowly removed his palm, and patted the glass shards sticking to his palm, with a look on his face.

Looking at the tabletop, there is only a pile of fine glass slag left.

And it's crystal clear and even.

Everyone was shocked again.

Smash the double-layer glass into shards with one palm, this is definitely a superior skill.

Those self-proclaimed masters on the Internet, those broken bricks and rubble in selfies, are simply weak compared to this.

Not only does it have power, it has speed.

The key is to have internal strength and skills.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see the way.

Only Lu Ping came over and took a cursory look, and said calmly, "Just now you snatched someone's cell phone, and now you broke his water glass, how are you going to compensate?"

Um?Kong Long looked at Lu Ping hysterically, and said with a smile: "Boy, I'm talking about Kong Dazui here today, you just have to follow the way I just did, then I will walk by Kong Dazui patted his ass, and I won't take mahjong away, and I won't occupy the venue. Do you dare?"

Lu Ping said with a smile: "I can't do this kind of performance."

"Hmph, can't do it? Then just kneel down to me obediently and hand over the place obediently!" Seeing that the time is right, Kong Long returned to the theme with a civilized attitude.

He felt that his behavior was very domineering.

It is in line with the connotation of "surrender the enemy without fighting" proposed by the third master.

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