Super son-in-law of a beautiful president
Chapter 353 Is it okay to grab your head off and kick it as a ball?
focus point.
Mainly focus.
Kong Long was so angry that he could barely sit still.
Without an invisibility cloak, can this guy not see himself?
The radiance is so overwhelming that he can't see it?
And I, Kong Long, have already controlled Brilliant Time, so he's not in a hurry?
I am the big name.
I am the protagonist.
I'm number one.
Why are you always caring about those little supporting characters?
If this was at the filming scene, I'm afraid Kong Long would have flipped the table a long time ago, because he doesn't take big names seriously.
"Shao Jinyuan, count everyone's injuries, I won't let them get hurt in vain." Lu Ping instructed Shao Jinyuan again, and then pulled a chair and sat down.
Taking advantage of the opportunity to light a cigarette, he just didn't look at Kong Long.
Kong Long stretched his neck expectantly, seeing this scene, his lungs almost exploded.
"Brother Bi, this guy doesn't take you seriously at all. Do you want to do it first?" One of Kong Long's subordinates leaned over and suggested to Kong Long.
Kong Long raised his hand: "Don't! The third master told me to talk about civilization. Hasn't he already sat down now, which means that he is ready to start talking."
The subordinate let out an 'oh' and stepped back.
"You guys, who has the final say?" Lu Ping suddenly asked Kong Long.
Kong Long suddenly felt a little baffled, who has the final say, this is not the lice on the bald man's head, it's obvious.With my appearance, aura, demeanor, and posture, Kong Long is their boss at first glance.
His subordinate just now pointed at Kong Long: "Let me introduce, this is our boss, nicknamed 'Kong Big Nose', one of the top ten King Kongs in Qingfengtang. If you come forward, things are bigger. So you'd better be smart."
Kong Long raised his head and exaggerated his aura with a serious look.
"Well, the nose is really big, you lied a lot when you were young, right?" Lu Ping took the time to look him up.
"What the hell does this have to do with lying or not?" Kong Long forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart. If the third master hadn't specially ordered the strategic policy of 'surrender the enemy without fighting', he would have done it long ago.
Let's talk about it first.
It's not too late to start if we can't reach an agreement.
Lu Ping took a puff of smoke and said, "It seems that education has not kept up. When you were young, your parents didn't tell you that your nose grew when you lied?"
"This... this... I don't have time to chat with you, talk about serious things!" Kong Long quietly squeezed his hand, and the solid wooden chair handle almost smoked from his grip.
Lu Ping emphasized: "This is the business! People with big noses like to lie. This is a recognized fact. What business can you talk to me about? So, you should ask the third master above you to come and talk to me. "
"You...you..." Kong Long touched his big nose that he had always been proud of: "This kind of nonsense rumor, do you believe what parents coaxed their children when they were young? IQ is cleared? Do you still want to make money?" The third master came to talk to you, are you qualified? I, Kong Dazui, came here in person today, and I have already given you a lot of face, don't be ungrateful."
At this time, from behind the front desk, a girl in a cheongsam suddenly stood up and said emotionally: "Lying with a long nose is indeed based on science!" He Xi, head of the Chicago Smell Foundation, and the University of Illinois Scientist Wolf has conducted a special study on this. The results of the study show that when people lie, the nasal tissue will swell and expand due to congestion, and it will cause itching. Therefore, liars often cannot help but feel itchy During the study, for example, they observed US President Bill Clinton, and they found that Clinton touched his nose very frequently when asked about extramarital affairs, while Facts have proved that his nose has indeed grown to a certain extent compared to before... Therefore, it is indeed based on scientific theory and practice to say that lying often will make the nose bigger..."
Um?Um?Um?
Everyone froze there, looking at the little girl who interrupted suddenly.
Kong Long looked over angrily: "You... who are you? Where did you come from?"
Shao Jinyuan responded from the side: "She...she is the front desk of our romantic time. When you brought people in, she hid behind the table as soon as she was afraid, and didn't dare to say anything."
The girl nodded slightly.
Kong Long didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I was afraid just now, why aren't you afraid now?"
"Because I'm here." Lu Ping said, and turned his head to look at the girl at the front desk. She was young, probably around 20 years old.
Not bad.
Knowing how to build a reputation for one's own people, have a future, and get a raise.
Lu Ping nodded approvingly.
"Because I'm studying psychology, I'm more interested in these. Even if someone points a gun to my head, I will popularize this scientific knowledge to you in the spirit of science. Of course, what I just said That also belongs to the category of psychology..." The girl at the front desk simply walked out from behind the front desk.
Only then did everyone realize that she has a really good figure, with white and long legs, flirting at the split ends.
Lu Ping gave her a thumbs up, turned his head and said to Kong Long: "See, I'm a receptionist, and I'm more educated than you. I'm here, hidden dragons and crouching tigers."
Kong Long stared straight at the girl at the front desk: "Big... college student?"
The girl at the front desk nodded: "Yes, I'm an undergraduate student, majoring in psychology, and I usually work part-time here."
"Work-study program? Not bad, the conditions are good, how much will it cost to go back to sleep with me at night?" Kong Long snorted coldly, his tone distorted.
Several of his subordinates almost couldn't stop laughing.
The girl at the front desk blushed and said: "I...I don't do that! I just stand at the front desk!"
Kong Long continued: "Add more money! Can I take you with me if I add more money?"
The girl at the front desk was about to reply, but Lu Ping waved her hand and said, "Don't be afraid, girl, he won't be able to take you away. Just avoid it for a while, and I'll ask Mr. Shao to give you a raise when it's over."
"Ah? Really? You... You can count on what you say?" The girl at the front desk was suspicious, and turned her head to look at Shao Jinyuan who was standing beside her.
Shao Jinyuan nodded with a complicated expression: "Forget it, forget it, he is our real boss."
"Forget what?" Kong Long slapped the handle of the chair suddenly, and emphasized: "Have you not understood yet? Here, the dynasty is about to change. From now on, I, Kong Big Nose, will have the final say! Little girl, I will I like a cultured student girl like you, come with me at night, and I will pay you three times your salary in the future!"
Lu Ping smiled at him and asked, "Big Nose, your proposition is not valid at all!"
Kong Long stretched his neck and asked, "What proposition?"
Lu Ping waved his left hand and said emphatically, "I'm afraid you won't be able to leave today."
Kong Long said: "Why?"
"Because you will fall in love with this place and everything here!" Lu Ping said.
Kong Long laughed loudly: "That's right, I've already fallen in love! I fell in love with this place, with this little girl who understands science and culture, and I fell in love with everything here. So, here Everything belongs to me!"
I rely on, wonderful!
Several of Kong Long's subordinates were excited when they heard this.
The boss is the boss, and in the gentle words, there is endless domineering.
"You have a thick skin with a big nose. It's okay to be ugly, and your mouth smells bad. Especially your nose...a nose takes up such a large area of your face, it's uncoordinated, really uncoordinated. With all due respect, I feel sick just looking at you now, I suggest you let your third master come over and talk to me, okay? This will reduce a lot of intermediate links." Lu Ping curled his lips, looking like he couldn't bear to look directly.
Kong Long's subordinates stood forward with dark faces.
It seems that he can't help but want to do something for the boss.
"Civilization! I said I want to be civilized!" Kong Long raised his hand, turned his head and glared at them, and then smiled brightly at Lu Ping: "Yes, I admit that my nose occupies a large area, yes, I am born tall The bridge of the nose. So, what I am good at with my big nose is occupying space. Do you know what I mean? That is to say, I occupy here."
I rely on, domineering!
What a pun!
Such a smart and intelligent boss!
Several of Kong Long's subordinates were all full of glory, thinking that Boss Kong was so handsome, and they were right with him.
Lu Ping nodded seriously, and said, "I seem to understand. You fell in love with my romantic time and want it. Tell me, how much can you give?"
Kong Long stretched his head with a smile, and said softly, "No money."
Lu Ping asked back: "Is this an explicit robbery?"
"How can this be regarded as an open robbery?" Kong Long waved his hand and said innocently: "The third master often teaches us to be civilized people, or to surrender without fighting. I, Kong Big Nose, have always obeyed This principle, if it makes sense, we should try not to do it, this is called harmony is the most important thing."
Lu Ping pointed to the cat's mahjong in the corner, and several other injured employees, and sent him a soul torture: "You keep saying that you don't do it, don't do it, then tell me, who beat them? He The blood on his face, the bruise on his face, and the wounds on their bodies... Are they from the womb?"
Kong Long sneered: "I beat them, I admit it."
Lu Ping said: "Your nose... Then you still lie and say that you are a civilized person?"
"Civilized fighting, civilized fighting!" Kong Long said with a smile, looking at the mahjong whose hands were bound, his expression slightly retracted: "First of all, I brought people to catch the traitor, and it was this mahjong. He, and them , They refused to let it go. What can I do? Can the problem be solved without doing anything? Also, I also discussed with them, saying that I have a big nose for this club and want it, but they won’t give it to me. What should I do? I can only beat them up in a very civilized manner. That's fine, boy, just be content, honestly take your wounded, pack up your things and leave, I won't make things difficult for you with a big nose. The third master said that subduing others without fighting is the best tactic. Haha...can you agree?"
Lu Ping asked back: "So you are a civilized robbery?"
"After my enlightenment, my ability to understand is good. Yes, yes." Kong Long continued to grasp the central idea, and wanted to use his unique "civilized form" to take down this club. In this case, he would definitely get it when he went back. Third Master's compliment.After all, in a civilized society, robbery must also be civilized.
Lu Ping smiled: "Okay, then I'll be civilized for a while, you go back and discuss with your third master, take his head off, and kick it for me. The sneakers I just bought at home have never been willing to wear them. "
Kong Long's eyes widened, and he stood up abruptly: "You...you dare to insult the third master?"
"Forget it, I won't kick this ball." Lu Ping suddenly realized: "I heard that your third master only has a half-drawn head, not round, how do you kick it? Your nose is big, but your head is still round." Slip, it’s okay to change yours. I declare in advance that I am also discussing with you in a civilized manner, and we are not in a hurry..."
"You... you... what the hell are you..." Kong Long's liver was about to explode, but he still suppressed his anger and said in a discussing tone, "I want to ask you one last question. Or not?"
Lu Ping also stood up: "I also ask you, is your big head pulled or not?"
"Let me or not?"
"Do you want to pull it?"
The four eyes met, and the atmosphere froze instantly.
Mainly focus.
Kong Long was so angry that he could barely sit still.
Without an invisibility cloak, can this guy not see himself?
The radiance is so overwhelming that he can't see it?
And I, Kong Long, have already controlled Brilliant Time, so he's not in a hurry?
I am the big name.
I am the protagonist.
I'm number one.
Why are you always caring about those little supporting characters?
If this was at the filming scene, I'm afraid Kong Long would have flipped the table a long time ago, because he doesn't take big names seriously.
"Shao Jinyuan, count everyone's injuries, I won't let them get hurt in vain." Lu Ping instructed Shao Jinyuan again, and then pulled a chair and sat down.
Taking advantage of the opportunity to light a cigarette, he just didn't look at Kong Long.
Kong Long stretched his neck expectantly, seeing this scene, his lungs almost exploded.
"Brother Bi, this guy doesn't take you seriously at all. Do you want to do it first?" One of Kong Long's subordinates leaned over and suggested to Kong Long.
Kong Long raised his hand: "Don't! The third master told me to talk about civilization. Hasn't he already sat down now, which means that he is ready to start talking."
The subordinate let out an 'oh' and stepped back.
"You guys, who has the final say?" Lu Ping suddenly asked Kong Long.
Kong Long suddenly felt a little baffled, who has the final say, this is not the lice on the bald man's head, it's obvious.With my appearance, aura, demeanor, and posture, Kong Long is their boss at first glance.
His subordinate just now pointed at Kong Long: "Let me introduce, this is our boss, nicknamed 'Kong Big Nose', one of the top ten King Kongs in Qingfengtang. If you come forward, things are bigger. So you'd better be smart."
Kong Long raised his head and exaggerated his aura with a serious look.
"Well, the nose is really big, you lied a lot when you were young, right?" Lu Ping took the time to look him up.
"What the hell does this have to do with lying or not?" Kong Long forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart. If the third master hadn't specially ordered the strategic policy of 'surrender the enemy without fighting', he would have done it long ago.
Let's talk about it first.
It's not too late to start if we can't reach an agreement.
Lu Ping took a puff of smoke and said, "It seems that education has not kept up. When you were young, your parents didn't tell you that your nose grew when you lied?"
"This... this... I don't have time to chat with you, talk about serious things!" Kong Long quietly squeezed his hand, and the solid wooden chair handle almost smoked from his grip.
Lu Ping emphasized: "This is the business! People with big noses like to lie. This is a recognized fact. What business can you talk to me about? So, you should ask the third master above you to come and talk to me. "
"You...you..." Kong Long touched his big nose that he had always been proud of: "This kind of nonsense rumor, do you believe what parents coaxed their children when they were young? IQ is cleared? Do you still want to make money?" The third master came to talk to you, are you qualified? I, Kong Dazui, came here in person today, and I have already given you a lot of face, don't be ungrateful."
At this time, from behind the front desk, a girl in a cheongsam suddenly stood up and said emotionally: "Lying with a long nose is indeed based on science!" He Xi, head of the Chicago Smell Foundation, and the University of Illinois Scientist Wolf has conducted a special study on this. The results of the study show that when people lie, the nasal tissue will swell and expand due to congestion, and it will cause itching. Therefore, liars often cannot help but feel itchy During the study, for example, they observed US President Bill Clinton, and they found that Clinton touched his nose very frequently when asked about extramarital affairs, while Facts have proved that his nose has indeed grown to a certain extent compared to before... Therefore, it is indeed based on scientific theory and practice to say that lying often will make the nose bigger..."
Um?Um?Um?
Everyone froze there, looking at the little girl who interrupted suddenly.
Kong Long looked over angrily: "You... who are you? Where did you come from?"
Shao Jinyuan responded from the side: "She...she is the front desk of our romantic time. When you brought people in, she hid behind the table as soon as she was afraid, and didn't dare to say anything."
The girl nodded slightly.
Kong Long didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I was afraid just now, why aren't you afraid now?"
"Because I'm here." Lu Ping said, and turned his head to look at the girl at the front desk. She was young, probably around 20 years old.
Not bad.
Knowing how to build a reputation for one's own people, have a future, and get a raise.
Lu Ping nodded approvingly.
"Because I'm studying psychology, I'm more interested in these. Even if someone points a gun to my head, I will popularize this scientific knowledge to you in the spirit of science. Of course, what I just said That also belongs to the category of psychology..." The girl at the front desk simply walked out from behind the front desk.
Only then did everyone realize that she has a really good figure, with white and long legs, flirting at the split ends.
Lu Ping gave her a thumbs up, turned his head and said to Kong Long: "See, I'm a receptionist, and I'm more educated than you. I'm here, hidden dragons and crouching tigers."
Kong Long stared straight at the girl at the front desk: "Big... college student?"
The girl at the front desk nodded: "Yes, I'm an undergraduate student, majoring in psychology, and I usually work part-time here."
"Work-study program? Not bad, the conditions are good, how much will it cost to go back to sleep with me at night?" Kong Long snorted coldly, his tone distorted.
Several of his subordinates almost couldn't stop laughing.
The girl at the front desk blushed and said: "I...I don't do that! I just stand at the front desk!"
Kong Long continued: "Add more money! Can I take you with me if I add more money?"
The girl at the front desk was about to reply, but Lu Ping waved her hand and said, "Don't be afraid, girl, he won't be able to take you away. Just avoid it for a while, and I'll ask Mr. Shao to give you a raise when it's over."
"Ah? Really? You... You can count on what you say?" The girl at the front desk was suspicious, and turned her head to look at Shao Jinyuan who was standing beside her.
Shao Jinyuan nodded with a complicated expression: "Forget it, forget it, he is our real boss."
"Forget what?" Kong Long slapped the handle of the chair suddenly, and emphasized: "Have you not understood yet? Here, the dynasty is about to change. From now on, I, Kong Big Nose, will have the final say! Little girl, I will I like a cultured student girl like you, come with me at night, and I will pay you three times your salary in the future!"
Lu Ping smiled at him and asked, "Big Nose, your proposition is not valid at all!"
Kong Long stretched his neck and asked, "What proposition?"
Lu Ping waved his left hand and said emphatically, "I'm afraid you won't be able to leave today."
Kong Long said: "Why?"
"Because you will fall in love with this place and everything here!" Lu Ping said.
Kong Long laughed loudly: "That's right, I've already fallen in love! I fell in love with this place, with this little girl who understands science and culture, and I fell in love with everything here. So, here Everything belongs to me!"
I rely on, wonderful!
Several of Kong Long's subordinates were excited when they heard this.
The boss is the boss, and in the gentle words, there is endless domineering.
"You have a thick skin with a big nose. It's okay to be ugly, and your mouth smells bad. Especially your nose...a nose takes up such a large area of your face, it's uncoordinated, really uncoordinated. With all due respect, I feel sick just looking at you now, I suggest you let your third master come over and talk to me, okay? This will reduce a lot of intermediate links." Lu Ping curled his lips, looking like he couldn't bear to look directly.
Kong Long's subordinates stood forward with dark faces.
It seems that he can't help but want to do something for the boss.
"Civilization! I said I want to be civilized!" Kong Long raised his hand, turned his head and glared at them, and then smiled brightly at Lu Ping: "Yes, I admit that my nose occupies a large area, yes, I am born tall The bridge of the nose. So, what I am good at with my big nose is occupying space. Do you know what I mean? That is to say, I occupy here."
I rely on, domineering!
What a pun!
Such a smart and intelligent boss!
Several of Kong Long's subordinates were all full of glory, thinking that Boss Kong was so handsome, and they were right with him.
Lu Ping nodded seriously, and said, "I seem to understand. You fell in love with my romantic time and want it. Tell me, how much can you give?"
Kong Long stretched his head with a smile, and said softly, "No money."
Lu Ping asked back: "Is this an explicit robbery?"
"How can this be regarded as an open robbery?" Kong Long waved his hand and said innocently: "The third master often teaches us to be civilized people, or to surrender without fighting. I, Kong Big Nose, have always obeyed This principle, if it makes sense, we should try not to do it, this is called harmony is the most important thing."
Lu Ping pointed to the cat's mahjong in the corner, and several other injured employees, and sent him a soul torture: "You keep saying that you don't do it, don't do it, then tell me, who beat them? He The blood on his face, the bruise on his face, and the wounds on their bodies... Are they from the womb?"
Kong Long sneered: "I beat them, I admit it."
Lu Ping said: "Your nose... Then you still lie and say that you are a civilized person?"
"Civilized fighting, civilized fighting!" Kong Long said with a smile, looking at the mahjong whose hands were bound, his expression slightly retracted: "First of all, I brought people to catch the traitor, and it was this mahjong. He, and them , They refused to let it go. What can I do? Can the problem be solved without doing anything? Also, I also discussed with them, saying that I have a big nose for this club and want it, but they won’t give it to me. What should I do? I can only beat them up in a very civilized manner. That's fine, boy, just be content, honestly take your wounded, pack up your things and leave, I won't make things difficult for you with a big nose. The third master said that subduing others without fighting is the best tactic. Haha...can you agree?"
Lu Ping asked back: "So you are a civilized robbery?"
"After my enlightenment, my ability to understand is good. Yes, yes." Kong Long continued to grasp the central idea, and wanted to use his unique "civilized form" to take down this club. In this case, he would definitely get it when he went back. Third Master's compliment.After all, in a civilized society, robbery must also be civilized.
Lu Ping smiled: "Okay, then I'll be civilized for a while, you go back and discuss with your third master, take his head off, and kick it for me. The sneakers I just bought at home have never been willing to wear them. "
Kong Long's eyes widened, and he stood up abruptly: "You...you dare to insult the third master?"
"Forget it, I won't kick this ball." Lu Ping suddenly realized: "I heard that your third master only has a half-drawn head, not round, how do you kick it? Your nose is big, but your head is still round." Slip, it’s okay to change yours. I declare in advance that I am also discussing with you in a civilized manner, and we are not in a hurry..."
"You... you... what the hell are you..." Kong Long's liver was about to explode, but he still suppressed his anger and said in a discussing tone, "I want to ask you one last question. Or not?"
Lu Ping also stood up: "I also ask you, is your big head pulled or not?"
"Let me or not?"
"Do you want to pull it?"
The four eyes met, and the atmosphere froze instantly.
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